AISubs v3.5
A musical instrument user. An ordinary musical instrument and landscape.
Where did you go yesterday?
I went home.
Good morning.
How are you doing?
I'm a little busy today.
Can I come in?
No problem.
Thank you.
Busy.
Just a little.
What do you mean "just a little"? You haven't been out lately.
What?
Do you have a lunch box?
You're the only one who has a lunch box and a staff.
You.
Don't say that in a place like this.
Because you told me to eat a lunch box.
I'm sorry.
Don't blame me.
You're a bad guy.
What?
You're a bad guy.
Really?
You say that every day.
I say it every day.
Every day.
You know that, don't you?
You're making me laugh.
What's wrong with you?
You know that, don't you?
You know what I'm saying?
Stop it.
Say it!
Stop it!
Hey!
The entertainment world.
Its character is made up of various human patterns.
Jealousy, hatred, collision with others.
It's a backstage performance of entertainers.
What's wrong with you?!
Hosei Yamazaki, the fastest person to lose his temper in the entertainment world.
What's wrong with you?!
Jimmy Onishi, who doesn't know fear if he loses his temper.
Tonight, behind smiles and deep sorrows,
now, in a flash of light...
Entertainment world. A battle of human rights and rights.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
What's with you, natural?
You're natural too, you idiot!
I'm not natural, you idiot!
You're not calculating!
What's with you?!
You're terrible, you idiot!
Even when you're angry, you're thinking of ideas and fighting!
Why do you have such a bad temper, you idiot?!
What are you doing?!
Jimmy, Jimmy! Don't let go of his hand!
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
What do you mean?
I'll kill you!
Don't make me angry!
I'll kill you!
Stop it!
Stop!
Which one of you is faster?
Jimmy or me?
Which one of you has eyes?
Which one of you is faster?
Which one of you has eyes?
I don't think so.
We've been working together for a long time.
I might be faster, but Jimmy is my senior.
You're the one who hasn't decided.
You should have respected me.
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't recognize you.
I don't know you.
Did you recognize me?
I recognize you.
I'll admit it, so you admit it.
You're admitting it because you're a senior.
Don't say that!
I've been watching you for a long time.
I don't think you have the final power.
Junio, are you good?
Are you serious?
Junio, you should give it a try.
Let's see who's faster.
Yamazaki is definitely stronger.
Everyone is stronger.
Are you going to drink it?
There's a lot of dust and stuff.
[Cute mouth]
Yamazaki!
What's up?
He's blushing.
Yamazaki!
Huh?!
Don't you have a face?
You!
You're drooling!
You're really small.
What?
Yamazaki!
(Laughter)
You looked like you were about to throw up.
(Bell)
I can't do it. This is too much.
When I get older, I can drink it all at once.
What are you talking about?
My Jimmy can drink it all at once.
Are you getting older?
No, I'm not.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't like alcohol.
(Laughter)
(Bell)
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
You can't win, can you?
I can't drink it!
(Laughter)
Don't apologize with your left hand.
(Laughter)
Don't spill it.
(Laughter)
Oh!
Ah!
I'm a criminal, you know! I hate milk!
I hate milk, too!
What are you talking about? You seem to be a drinker.
(Laughter)
Yamazaki, can you do it?
No, I can't.
Do you want to do it?
No, I can do it.
No, I can't.
What?
(Laughter)
My Yamazaki's specialty is...
...drinking coke!
What?
What are you talking about?
You didn't know, did you?
Jimmy will appear, right?
(Laughter)
(Music)
Ah!
Ouch!
(Laughter)
Jimmy, your feet are slippery!
Get out of the way!
(Laughter)
Ladies and gentlemen...
(Music)
(Applause)
This show continues with two episodes every season.
Yes.
That's why we usually don't know how today's guests are like.
Today's guests are pretty strict.
Whether you win or we win.
It's only for a short while.
Let's get along well.
In the meantime...
Yes?
What do you want?
(Laughter)
Our last wish.
(Laughter)
You... you're really rude!
W-what?
What is that?!
(Laughter)
I don't want to talk about it!
W-what?!
W-what is this?!
It's Salonpas!
Salonpas?! I don't know about that!
What is this?!
You've done it before!
No, I haven't done Salonpas!
I've done it here too!
Why?!
My shoulders get stiff and my head hurts!
But you did it before the show!
Tell me about it!
You're really rude!
(Laughter)
I don't want to talk about it!
W-what?!
I don't want to talk about it!
Let me talk about it!
You've done it before!
(Laughter)
I don't want to talk about it!
(Laughter)
I haven't done it before!
What is it?
I don't want to talk about it!
(Laughter)
Who contacted you?!
(Laughter)
You should have contacted me!
(Laughter)
Contact system!
(Laughter)
There are two!
(Laughter)
There are two!
(Laughter)
Wait!
(Laughter)
There are like eight!
(Laughter)
There is only one for real.
(Laughter)
There is nothing else!
(Laughter)
It's just a movie.
But you know, it's rude of you.
You should not say such things about money.
(Laughter)
You have money, but nobody knows about it.
You...
You are the one who said it!
(Laughter)
Right?
Right.
You earned it, right?
I didn't earn it.
I didn't earn it, everyone thinks I did.
I didn't earn it at all.
No, no, no, no, no.
Everyone is cheating me!
They are just explaining things to me.
I am just being honest.
That's why I didn't earn it.
(Laughter)
Why are you so stubborn?
But you know...
I didn't earn it!
Just leave me alone!
In the newspaper...
Well...
That's true.
It says "buy, buy" on your hair.
(Laughter)
What is going on?
(Laughter)
Buy, buy...
I don't know anything about "buy, buy".
(Laughter)
But you said it yourself.
You didn't do anything for money.
I know that.
Of course, it's a joke.
Well, I don't think I am losing to Yoshiko Mita.
(Laughter)
That's what I said myself.
(Laughter)
So...
That's not good!
That's what I said myself.
(Laughter)
But you know...
How can we save money?
So...
For example...
Let's say there is a thief.
He stole a lot of money.
But the tax doesn't help at all, does it?
I don't think it matters.
But it's strange, isn't it?
He stole something like that.
He doesn't have money, so he can't pay for it.
It shouldn't matter, does it?
For example, I'm walking down the street.
I go somewhere on a Sunday and I'm robbed.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's not do it on a Sunday for now.
Go somewhere nice.
Like Ito or Okado.
It doesn't matter.
There are a lot of bad-looking middle school students.
They are middle school students.
They look like middle school students.
And they are already in their third year of middle school.
What? Tomorrow and the day after that?
That's scary.
Don't make fun of me like I'm an old woman.
If you're surrounded by people like that, it's scary.
Of course it's scary.
Right?
Of course it's scary.
You have something like that, don't you?
What do you mean?
No, no, it's money.
It's money.
Right, right, right.
Because you're blind.
I can see it now.
I can't tell by your silhouette.
It's crystal clear.
What are you talking about?
It's clear.
Because you're blind.
Oh, you're right in the brain.
Because you're blind, you can't just grab it and say, "Oh, I'm blind."
You can't do that.
But you can get tax money, can't you?
That's right.
That's weird.
It's definitely weird.
First of all, why do you have to take half of it?
Explain it to me!
Right?
If you say it like that, it's nothing.
If you say it like that, you don't have money.
You say it like you have money.
You don't have any money at all.
So now you have a break once a week or something like that.
Use that money and go somewhere with Dunkin' Donuts or something like that.
Do you understand?
I'm going to take you guys, so show me where it is!
Hey!
If you say it like that, you don't have any!
Which one do you want?
Do it for me.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
No, but really...
It's not as bad as you think it is.
But you can take more than half of it.
But if it's like this, I think it'll be number one next year.
Shut up!
Really, really.
I'm not even in the top 20.
Oh, really?
So your goal is to get out of the top 20.
I'm going to be number one.
Really?
I'm going to get rid of Yoshiko Mita.
That old woman didn't do anything!
That's what you said yourself.
That's no good.
You tricked me.
But really...
Seriously...
I don't have money, you know. So...
So... Um...
Oh, right...
What? What? Who are you talking about?
What are you doing?!
Give me back my 3,000 yen!
3,000 yen...
You said you didn't need it!
I don't care if you don't need it! Just give me back my 3,000 yen!
If you don't need it, just give me back my 3,000 yen!
Does 3,000 yen mean that much to you?!
You don't need it, do you?!
But give me back my 3,000 yen!
I don't care if you don't need it!
I'll give you 5,000 yen, so give me back my 3,000 yen!
Eh, is that okay?
I've been saying this for 5 years now, and it's really over now, right?
It's really over!
I'm serious!
Why are you so mad?
You said you didn't borrow it! Where do you want it?
Can you bring me my wallet?
I'm serious! My wallet!
Can you bring me my wallet?
No, I don't have money in my wallet!
No, it's okay! Bring it to me! I don't have money!
Then you have 3,000 yen, right?
Hmm... I wonder...
But I'm not giving it back!
No, I'm not giving it back! I'm not giving it to you!
In Nagasaki...
When I went shopping with you in middle school...
You said you wanted a T-shirt...
But you said you didn't have money...
And you were holding your head up like this at the emergency stairs...
That's not it! That was back in Kyoto!
That was different back in Kyoto...
Back then you lent me money, and now you want me to give it back...
That's not it!
Back in Kyoto...
I borrowed it from my sister...
Merimari-neesan...
No one knows about it, but...
I've already borrowed 3,000 yen from you!
No, no, no!
Shut up and lend me money!
No, no, no!
Give it back!
I won't!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Why do you have to take my wallet?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You're crazy!
Why do you have to take my wallet?
Wait a minute! Give me back my 3,000 yen!
Okay, okay! Let's talk about it!
What?
Give me back my 3,000 yen!
It's not like it's 4,000 yen.
It's just enough for you.
Let's not do this anymore.
No, no, no!
What are you doing with my money?
No, no, no!
No, really...
I have other gifts for you.
No, you don't!
You don't have to do that!
When I was in middle school, I gave you yogurt twice.
I gave you yogurt twice.
Two times.
It's only about 100 yen!
That's amazing.
Are you stupid?
Now?
Now?!
If it was 100 yen back then, it would be amazing!
Okay, let's end this.
Mom, I'm going to use this again.
Didn't you make a mistake with the printing?
It's not difficult to print.
Look.
It's flying.
How is it?
If you have change, I'll give you 10,000 yen. You don't have it, do you?
No, I do have it.
You don't?
No, I do have it. 10,000 yen.
It's my wallet.
Give it back! You should just give it back to me for 3,000 yen!
Why would you give it back for 3,000 yen?
It's my wallet.
This is good, right? This one.
Which one?
This one.
Oh, you know it?
Look.
It brings back memories, doesn't it?
You've had it for a long time. It's worth it, isn't it?
Hey!
Are you a kid?
My hands are full of your saliva!
I have 7,000 yen, so give me back 10,000 yen.
Right?
You don't have it, do you?
You only have 1,000 yen bills!
You don't have money, do you?!
I'm not borrowing it, but...
OK! OK!
Alright!
This is really comfortable.
Oh, yeah...
I found a video of you using a kid four years ago and watched it for six hours.
That's when I realized that four years ago and now, you two have completely different attitudes.
You two have completely different attitudes.
I don't think it's like that.
I don't think it's like that either.
Right?
But with this customer's reaction, I guess the customer feels the same way.
It doesn't look like you're being nice at all.
But of course you're cute.
But this is really, really...
I'm not pointing at you, you know?
No, I'm serious!
I'm not humble at all!
Your eyes are wrong!
I'm not the kind of person you think I am!
I'm not like you!
What's not like you?
Most of the time when I go home, I don't go straight home.
I go to some old man's house...
and wear an umbrella and it rains.
I'm that kind of person, you know?
Oh, I see.
You always have it with you.
I have that kind of license, you know?
What license?!
That's not a license!
It's a matter of feeling!
I don't have that kind of license!
Are you stupid?!
What kind of license?!
It's a matter of feeling!
What kind of license do I have?!
Oh, me?
The kind of license you have...
and the kind of license I have...
are different!
Why are you making me laugh?!
You bought my kind of license...
Wait a minute!
Your kind of license feels good...
so I just want to say it!
You're really good!
Why do you say that twice?!
I said it! I came up with it!
You don't like it either, so you're saying it twice!
Are you stupid or stupid?
Kindness license.
You're laughing, but you can't say it when you get home!
I want to say it now!
Kindness license.
You'll say it when you get home!
I want to say it right now!
You'll probably say kindness license on the way home.
Wait a minute, my friend, can you pierce this toothpick through here?
Kindness license.
Can you pierce this side?
Kindness license.
This side.
Kindness license.
Ow!