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Sensei, thank you for coming all the way here today.
What's up?
Today, I'd like to talk about ball running.
I heard you've been studying it for a long time.
Yes, I've been studying...
I came all the way here!
Thank you very much.
Today...
What are you going to show me?
How does a ball run feel like?
How does it feel like?
It doesn't feel like it, but...
You'll see how it reacts.
Oh, will you?
Here it comes!
Prepare your lower body and food at home.
It's a rare creature.
Oh, is it?
Yes, it is.
Sensei, if you don't mind...
Yes?
Over here...
Oh, is it?
If you succeed in this, you'll be a professor.
I'm Senando.
Today, we're going to do a different kind of show.
A ball running.
I see.
We're going to do it.
Oh, you're going to do it.
It's called "hiding and capturing show".
I see.
Sensei, over here, please.
Yes, yes, yes.
We've prepared a variety of equipment.
What kind of equipment do you have?
First of all, we have this kind of thing.
Oh!
Would you like to try it on?
What do you do with it?
It's a pretty big one...
Well, it's a body type, so...
It's a body type, so...
It's a sashimi.
It's a three-stage gun.
And we have all kinds of stuff.
You've got a lot of stuff here.
Like a marabella.
A lot of things.
It's related to feudalism.
It's a clock that wakes you up like this.
It'll ring when you get to a certain hour, but...
There's nothing you can do about it.
Oh, I see.
What will he do?
I'm sure you're very curious about what he'll do.
And we'll keep sending in all kinds of stuff and see what he'll do.
That's nice.
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He's coming, isn't he?
Yes, soon.
If you fail, you're in big trouble.
Oh, really?
Yes.
You don't have to do it.
What? Hey!
Show me something interesting.
He's coming all the way.
Show me something interesting.
I know what you mean.
Are you a teacher?
That's right.
Are you okay?
Why do you sometimes sigh?
It's nothing like that.
He's coming all the way over here.
Who is he?
Is he a stylist?
That's right. He's a stylist.
He has a stylist.
I didn't think he'd come running.
Check it out. He's running.
He stood up.
Look at his face.
Let's take a picture of his face.
Look at his face.
Look at his clothes.
I touched his face.
Write it down.
He's a stylist.
I like his socks.
They're middle schoolers' socks.
I raised them up.
He has a lot of things.
But you don't show me anything.
Usually, when there's a magazine or food in front of you...
You just look at it.
You don't show me anything.
He stopped reading the magazine.
What's wrong with you?
I've never seen him like this before.
Finally.
He's looking at you.
First of all, his internal organs.
His internal organs have melted.
All of his erotica has melted.
What are you looking at?
Are you looking at "Gaten"?
"Gaten"?
"Gaten". What magazine is "Gaten"?
"Gaten" is a lunch magazine.
It's a lunch magazine.
That's bad.
He's trying to pull out his head.
You're next.
Excuse me.
Thank you for waiting.
It's not nice for a little girl like me.
Do you want some?
She's laughing.
She's grinning.
She's still grinning.
She's grinning a lot.
Write that she's grinning a lot.
Her eyes are open.
It's getting early.
It's a good timing.
What's wrong with her?
She's grinning a lot.
I've never seen her grin like this before.
She's patient.
It's still early.
It hid behind the face.
It's annoying.
It's coming.
The face is coming.
We are now entering the final stage of the race.
He always runs in white like this.
Today, AD will run in several different colors.
Let's see which color he will choose for the final race.
Let's see how much he cares about white.
AD, I'm calling you now.
Yes.
It's almost time.
Yes.
Please change your clothes.
Yes.
Let me check my clothes.
I'm wearing brown now.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
10,000 yen.
It's a new running shoe.
Is it for the stage?
It's a new running shoe.
Fold it up.
Fold it up?
I don't like it.
It's all the same.
I like white and I like colors.
I like it.
You don't have much of a will.
I like it.
Thank you.
Let's see what we have here.
His...
Self-paintings.
This is Professor Kakkyo's.
It doesn't shrink.
It doesn't. It's beautiful.
There's also a switch.
There are so many self-paintings, Professor.
There's also a gun.
He understood it well.
What do you think of it?
If you like it, we'd like to see more of it.
Good morning.
How are you today?
I'm fine, how about you?
Is the weather bad? Ah, I see, you're all on vacation.
We're on vacation. That's nice.
Let's see...
You seem fine.
Well, well, well...
Even from that perspective, you're pretty good.
Hurry up and talk!
Talk?
If I were to talk to today's guest...
I don't have anything else to say.
You don't?!
You don't have anything else to say?! Just talk!
But, you know...
You keep telling me I'm busy, right?
Yes, yes.
I'm busy, right?
You're not that busy, right?
We're on vacation, you know.
We're on vacation, you know!
I've been free recently...
I didn't have anything to do...
So I went to...
Saltyn Bank.
Wow!
How are you doing, Saltyn Bank?
Good.
A child, a young child, tried to steal a Saltyn Bank.
But that's what children say.
That can't be helped.
Don't do that! I'm not saying it!
It's safe.
See, it's safe.
It's fine if you let it flow.
But, you know, I told the staff of CX that it's very important, so I told you to be careful.
Well, well, well...
Go to the front seat.
I'm not listening to you.
Go over there and touch the audience.
Oh!
From the stage, the so-called "foreigner" comes down to the audience seat.
Everyone is fine, but you're tough.
I'm tough!
They don't know how great I am!
Right?
They come up and stand in front of me!
Oh, no!
I'm a star, but I don't know!
I was wearing a hat like a foreigner, but they told me to put the hat I was wearing in front of me back.
No, don't touch me.
I'm a star!
You're tough!
I don't know!
Put it like this! Put it like this!
They don't know!
They grabbed my hat and turned it around.
Oh, no!
Everyone is looking this way and that way, but my face is all red!
That's what's going on!
See? I'm talking like this.
I'm talking like this.
And, you know...
When I touch the audience, they think I'm tough.
Just by looking at me, they think I'm going to say something.
So, when I'm like this, I get pretty nervous.
I don't like it when people look at me like that!
Right, right!
Who are you?
Huh?
When they say that, I'm like, "Stop it! Stop it!"
I'm just here to see you, so don't say things like that!
See?
I know how they feel.
I don't like it when people touch me like that.
Oh, you don't?
And, you know...
When the show starts, I get busy.
Who are you?!
Oh, you do?
Yeah, me.
Oh, yeah?
What kind of guy was he?
He was in a group of three ladies.
Oh, really?
Keio didn't do anything like that.
I did, but...
Oh, yeah. What did you do?
What I did?
What I did was A.D. Bugi.
Oh...
You two don't look alike.
Oh, we don't?!
Oh, A.D. Bushi.
What are you talking about, A.D. Bushi?
Well, it's a kanji, you know.
No, it's not a kanji! Bushi is not a kanji!
Well, it's pretty similar, you know.
Who were you with?
With A.D. Bushi, I was with Taishi Kase.
Ah, I see.
Coach Matoba.
Ah, I see.
And Hikari Ishida, before he sold out.
Well, you were pretty good members.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who are you with, A.D. Bushi?
Ah, I see.
He's a pretty big talent.
That's for sure.
He's going to get it, completely.
He's going to get the numbers.
For getting the numbers, you need a big guy like him.
That's right, that's right.
So, who are you with?
Fighting Farada.
Why are you fighting with Farada?
Call someone younger!
Besides, I...
Fighting Farada!
Farada!
I thought you'd say that.
Well, we're members like that.
If it starts again...
Yeah.
We're busy.
Really.
Since when?
Um, what month of May?
It's starting in the middle of nowhere!
It's already started!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
May!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah.
What we're doing now is a little weak, so it's urgent.
Because we're filming.
You're filming already?!
What kind of scene are you filming?
Ah, ah, ah.
A kiss scene or something.
Who are you with?
Um...
Shirakawa Yumi.
It seems complicated, doesn't it?
Young people and...
Old people and...
Ah, yes, yes, yes...
But the first episode is complete, right?
What?!
The first episode is what?
Ah, the first episode is complete and there are twelve episodes.
Ah, the first episode is complete and there are twelve episodes...
Ah, I see, I see...
But it's tough, isn't it, the drama?
That's right...
Ah, well...
What kind of video is tough?
At the end, I always...
The ending is always my song.
It starts with "five, two, two".
You're really half-hearted, aren't you?
What time does it start?
Um... what time is it? Seven and a half...
What?!
Thirty minutes?!
Seven and a half, eight o'clock...
Th-th-thirty minutes?!
Yes, yes, yes...
You're not angry at all, are you?!
Thirty minutes...
Well, well, well...
You'll have to look forward to it.
You won't know what's left, right?
If you don't look forward to it, right?!
You won't know what's left...
You won't know what we're doing, right?
Huh?!
If you don't look forward to it...
Yeah...
You won't know what's left, right?
Yeah...
What? What?
Um, well... if you don't look forward to it...
Yeah, yeah...
You won't know what's good or bad...
What are you talking about?!
Huh?! What are you doing?!
Why are you cutting around here?!
My nose hair...
It's showing!
My nose hair is showing...
The story is getting out of hand.
It's getting really thick.
But it's not a bad thing.
Your nose hair is neither good nor bad?
It's really bad!
Why don't you just take it off?
If I take it off, it'll be like...
I have to give a present.
Like a show present.
So you don't understand anything anymore?
Even back then...
When I was walking down the street...
Everyone was wearing the same clothes, right?
I don't know if it's bad or serious.
But it's creepy.
Kate's hat is like this high up.
I don't know.
It's strangely exciting, right?
Matcha! Matcha! Matcha!
Matcha! Matcha!
You don't even greet me!
Give me a timing!
I can't even go into that elegant house.
It's too early.
Come in.
Matcha! Matcha! Matcha!
Come in.
It's even slower.
I still don't want to go in.
It's funny.
My legs are shaking.
Seriously.
It's not that she's bad.
But sometimes I feel like she's ugly.
I asked her the other day.
She was still eating with another woman.
She was eating in a huge space.
And she stopped in front of a woman.
That's not good!
She'll hate you!
And that woman, with her ugly face,
Huwaaah!
And that woman, with her ugly face,
Huwaaah!
And that woman, with her ugly face,
Huwaaah!
I don't want to see that woman anymore.
It's funny.
I know it's hard to love.
It's hard.
I can't help it.
Is that your responsibility?
I'm sorry, but I can't love a woman who's ugly in front of me anymore.
I'm sorry, I really can't.
What's that?
For example, in the story "Imada",
how you pay her is...
- That was bad, wasn't it? - Yeah, that was bad, too...
On the contrary, you ran away, didn't you?
I can do it, but...
You can't!
Why are you so cute?
I'm not cute!
I can do it, but...
What?
That's your face!
I don't know if I can make that face!
That's why you...
I can't make that face!
It's hard...
I can't do it...
What should you do?
I'm nervous!
I think you are felt something.
But I'm very nervous!
I just hope there's no problem...
Yes!
I visit the shop but...
I'm not stayed...
Something happened...
Strong smell...
I choked me...
You are like a angry old man...
(laughs)
Right?
The old man in the bush.
Yes, yes, yes.
The old man in the bush.
I know.
(screams)
(laughs)
He's desperately flying.
(laughs)
It's weird no matter how you think about it.
This sound.
(screams)
(laughs)
Shut up!
(laughs)
Bang! Bang!
(laughs)
When I think about it, it's different.
(laughs)
It sounds weird.
The man in the bush wore a secret shoes on keyboard while the man in the bush was doing dramas.
(laughs)
I see!
(laughs)
Is he wearing the knee microphone?
Am I right?
The man in the bush's hand got longer.
It has been longer before.
Yes.
But recently there is no longer difference between your hands.
I don't want you to say that.
Theلاnd it's funny.
My hands aren't getting so small.
(laughs)
The gap is narrowed. This is strange, isn't it?
Oh, is that so?
Oh, what a surprise!
You're definitely up to something again.
What am I up to? You're the one who said this was a sex scene!
Look at this! These are normal shoes!
No, no, the outside is...
Try them on, you guys!
- The inside is... - Try them on, you guys!
It used to be like this.
It's not like it is now.
What are you doing?
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