AISubs v3.5
He was called out of nowhere by the eyes of the famous producer Suga.
That's right.
The other day, we did the fourth one, right?
Yeah.
"Isn't it too early for you to do it slowly?" I thought and said it again.
This is the straight line of nature that becomes a problem.
Even if you don't come early in the morning and leave early in the evening...
That was good rating again.
But what are you doing?
The fifth one...
That's enough.
You guys are persistent.
No, it's not like that.
I told you it's dangerous. What are you going to do if you get hurt?
I haven't gotten hurt four times so far.
You haven't gotten hurt so far, but you're going to get hurt.
No, it's not like that.
Don't get angry.
Wait a minute, Masatoshi.
Wait a minute.
Don't get angry.
Shirahadori... Listen to me for a second.
Don't get angry.
We did Shirahadori four times.
We did it.
And it was a project that Takacchan gave me.
Right?
And before Shirahadori won first place...
He wasn't much of a talent, right?
Shirahadori...
We did Shirahadori...
"Iitomo" also came out...
"Otsumo" also came out...
What's your answer?
Masatoshi?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
Yes, you admit it, don't you?
Well, that's fine.
It's not like we're going to get hurt, so let's not talk about it.
No, it's not like that.
I don't like being called a "talent" anymore.
It's like an old TV show.
It's like...
Oh, that's the first one.
So...
I'm thinking of calling you "teacher" from now on.
Who the hell are you?
Huh?
Come on, come on, bring it over here.
You're Yamazaki, right?
Yes.
Come on!
Bring it over here!
Masatoshi!
What's wrong with you?
Don't go! Don't go, Yamazaki!
Don't do it if you don't want to.
If he takes this attitude, I'll be really angry.
Who do you think you're talking to?!
Yamazaki! Yamazaki!
You think you can do this?
Listen to me again! Listen!
You think you can do this?
Go! Go!
Matsumoto, Shitoshi, and Tojio appear in white and white.
Are you going to do it?
Shitoshi, right?
Are you going to do it?
Well...
In the end...
"down-down" means...
"thank you" in Cantonese.
If I don't do it...
You'll get hurt. What will you do? You'll die.
Even if you say I'll get hurt, I'm troubled.
Be serious!
What are you doing?
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Well...
It's not "down-down".
Right? It's not "down-down".
I'm not going to use any tools.
I'm going to do it with all my heart and soul.
That's right.
Well...
If you don't do it...
We'll do it together.
Right.
I don't know it.
I don't know it, either.
Let's go.
I don't know it.
I don't know it, either.
Let's go.
I don't know it.
OK.
Close!
Good!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey! Hey!
Stop it!
It's my fault!
Hey, call an electrician.
Yama-chan.
Yes!
I'll call him. Watch out! Watch out!
Don't step on it! You'll get hurt!
Hey!
We're motivated.
I wonder why he's doing it.
Electrician?
What?
Fuji Electric.
Fuji Electric?
Are you okay?
Give me a hug.
Ouch!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Is your tongue okay? Is it clean now?
Yes.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Don't bite me!
I'm sorry.
I'll tell Fuji Electric.
I have four lights on.
Are you okay now?
I'm okay.
Even if it's only one light.
Let's go.
If it's only one light, it's okay.
Hey, hey, hey.
There's another light.
Why don't you turn it on?
It's okay.
It's bright.
You can see well, can't you?
It's okay.
Why don't you turn it on?
I'll turn it on.
Hey, hey, hey.
Turn it on.
I'll do it right away.
Okay, okay.
Do it properly.
What's this?
Fuse?
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Hey, Yamazaki, call the electrician.
Okay.
Hey.
Ouch!
You don't have to be so strict.
What?
You don't have to be so strict.
No, but if I do it again...
You do it properly.
I'll do it, but I think it's better like this.
Of course, you've been doing it all along.
Can you do it now?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll do it properly.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm counting on you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You can't do it with one light bulb, after all.
I'll do it like this.
It's okay if you do it like this.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay if you do it like this, right?
Can I lift it up a little?
Yes, you can lift it up a little.
Try it.
It's okay, it's okay.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go!
Yes!
Ah!
Don't do it like that.
How many times?
I'm sorry!
That's it for today!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Hello!
I think I went a little too far forward.
What are we doing today?
Love saves the earth.
It's still not enough.
It's not enough?
It's not enough!
Um...
I've said this on other programs,
but I have sixth sensitive disorder.
Ah...
I had it like five or six years ago.
Oh, this is tough!
I can't laugh!
Right?
So I watch TV...
Ah! Wait! Stop it!
Wait!
When I laugh,
this part of my body hurts a lot!
Do you understand?
So it's fine!
But when I watch TV,
I can only watch
What are you talking about?
It's funny!
I've watched it,
but it never hurts!
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm one of the seven wonders of the entertainment world.
The ninth one is...
What's the eighth one before that?
The eighth one is...
Why is Tama running?
Just leave me alone! I've been doing this for years!
Well, there's a lot of strange things, isn't there?
Oh, is there?
I mean, neurology is tough...
How old are you?
Well, I'm an adult, but I'm already 30.
My stamina has dropped a lot!
Oh, has it?
In the past, I was amazing, but...
I've dropped a lot!
In the past, I used to shoot guns every night.
Where did you shoot?
For what did you shoot?
Well, there's a mark on the carpet.
You shot guns on the carpet!
Oh, at that time, I caught a cheetah's tail.
You caught a cheetah's tail.
You ran and caught a cheetah's tail.
Where were you?
Well...
I don't know where I was, but I was amazing!
It doesn't matter where you are!
It doesn't matter where I am!
No matter where you are!
I don't remember!
That's why you don't know where you are!
I don't remember!
It was really tough!
Well, as I said before, I know my life expectancy is fast.
Oh, is it?
I think it will be two or three years later.
I did it!
That's why I won't do scuba diving again.
I won't do it again if I can't dive normally.
You've never done scuba diving!
No, I've done it before.
You're lying!
Shall we try it today?
Shall we?
So, will you teach me scuba diving?
You want to do scuba diving, don't you?
I want to do it, but I've never done it before!
Tell me from the beginning!
You're like Yasukio.
Tell me from the beginning!
Hey, this is a tank!
Oh, this is a tank!
I'll carry this.
Oh, you'll carry this?
Yes, I'll carry it.
Oh, you'll carry it?
If you add this...
Oh, you'll add this?
If you add this, you can breathe inside.
Oh, you'll add it!
If you add it, you can't, right?
Hey, let's go!
Yeah!
Let's go over there.
What are you talking about?
Talk and what will you do?
Let's go over there!
I'm sorry! Stop it!
It's been a while since I heard you talk like that.
But you know, you shouldn't do it.
Otherwise, you'll die too soon.
I know that.
You'll die in three years.
If you do what you want to do, you'll be fine.
But you know how you'll die?
You'll be stabbed!
Damn it!
How many people will you stab?
I won't do it anymore.
You won't do it?
I won't.
Let's try it.
I won't do it anymore.
Who will do it next time?
Drink up.
There's a reason for it.
One of you will come.
With a gun.
I won't do it!
But you won't tell me that you have a girlfriend, right?
I'll tell you that you're not alone.
You're not lying or anything like that.
You don't give me presents, but you do me.
I was really happy at Shinsuke Shimada's party.
I thought I should say that.
What did you say?
I said I wouldn't give you presents.
I was lucky and I got about a million yen.
How much did you say you had?
300,000?
I won't do it anymore!
Why did you keep your face red?
You should have said "I won't do it anymore!"
Why didn't you say it?
I admit that my face was a little red.
Was it red?
The studio is hot and I'm originally from Akita.
You shouldn't say that.
I came all the way from Akita.
Is it red? Is there such a thing?
Why are you saying such things?
How do you die?
Right, right. How do you die?
You want me to die?
Why do you want me to die?
You're not alone until you die.
What are you doing?!
You know...
Recently I've been thinking...
I want a kid.
I've been thinking about it.
You can't make a name for yourself.
I want to raise a kid like me.
I want to do it.
It's different from you guys.
You know...
You... Damn you! Did you see me doing like this?
Did you see me doing like this?
This is how I raise my kids.
For example?
First of all, when I was in elementary school, I gave them money.
If it's 10 million, I'll give you 10 million.
From now on, I'll give you even more money.
I'll do everything with this money.
From there, I'll pay for their school lunch and their school trip.
If you want to eat only sweets, you can eat sweets with that 10 million.
But you can't go on a school trip and you can't go to high school.
I'll try it.
But if you do it well, you'll become a great person.
Hmm... I don't know.
You'll be an old man in 5 years of elementary school.
On the contrary, you'll be cute and you won't make mistakes.
Ah, yes, yes.
You know what I mean, right?
Dad!
I don't like your voice!
Dad, we're going to speed up again.
I don't like your voice!
Shizuke, Shizuke, Shizuke, Shizuke, Shizuke, Shizuke...
This season is the first of its kind.
Why does Shirakawa Yumi often appear in dramas starring Hamachan?
Of course I know that! That's how the casting goes!
What are you laughing about?!
What kind of laugh was that?!
You're really...
- Oh, come on! - It's true!
But it's funny, right?! There's no way that's true!
- It's funny, right?! - It's funny, right?!
It's not Momoi-chan and Tomokazu Miura from back in the day!
That's right! She appears in everything!
That's weird! There's got to be something about it!
No, but it's not like I can say something about it!
Shirakawa-san doesn't like it!
- No, you're not saying it! - I am!
I'm sure there are people who say it on TV or who think like that.
Because it's weird!
What is Shirakawa doing? Is he in a downtown or something?
"Why is he always like this?" It's weird!
So once again, in this program's opening, I'll sue you.
Why is that?!
Is there such a story?!
I'll look into it too.
No, I've been to Mexico!
No, no, wait a minute!
No, I'm sure there are people who say it!
No, wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
I'm not saying it's only you two!
- Yeah, yeah. - We're partners!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not like it's a common excuse!
It's true!
What was that?!
It was like a rice contest!
Have you ever seen a rice contest?!
Why does an old man have long eyebrows?
It doesn't matter if you take nutrients to other places.
It doesn't make sense.
What is it?!
You know...
You're getting weird.
You're a macchiato!
You know...
For example...
If you think about it...
There are three grooves.
There are three lines.
Usually, there aren't three grooves in each groove.
But this line...
It feels like it's in the middle groove.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this...
I feel like I can fix it.
No, really, really.
Don't worry about it.
Really, really.
You're like Okamura-san.
I do it a lot, but don't worry about it.
So...
Don't worry about it.
Why does an old man have long eyebrows?
I don't know!
There's a shoulder hair!
Really?
Around here?
Yeah.
My brother has back hair.
Back hair?!
Where?
Here.
What is this?!
Really.
Is it a cockroach?!
It's not fixed.
It's like a toto.
Like a toto with a cover.
Like a toto.
It's fixed!
Well...
Mini-tsuku-yoku-tsuku-yasuki
Why do you have two of them?
Are you serious?
I'm sorry.
You can't use one of them?
Oh, right!
You know, you can just stand like this.
No.
You can stand like this.
No, you can stand like this!
No, I don't stand like this.
No, you do!
I do stand like this!
I do stand like this.
Have you ever seen yourself in the mirror?
Of course, I have.
You move like this, right?
No, I'm serious!
I was surprised at first!
But in the end, it's either "gakun" or "utsuki".
Thank you very much!
What's this? What did you two make?
Didn't you two make it together?
You...
What about you, Oga Oga Bento's partner?
What are you talking about?
We can't make it together.
Oga Oga Bento's partners are expensive.
That was funny.
It's usually just you two.
How long have you been together?
In the past, there were 12 "gakun"s.
There were 12 of them?
There were 10 more?
It's said that the number of instincts is 100.
I like that.
There are 12 of them.
There were 12 of them in the "gakun" too.
Oh, really?
What?
There are only two of them left.
They are love and courage.
What is this?
We give love and courage.
We say it every day.
Thank you!
Love and courage! Thank you!
This is what we were talking about.
Love and courage.
What are you talking about?
There are only 10 left.
Everyone has their own instincts.
What do you mean?
When we are born and we have to do bad things, we lie.
Right?
We make our parents cry.
One by one.
They fall one by one.
It's better to leave them alone.
And when we collect all 12 of them, our wish will come true.
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