AISubs v3.5
Nnnnnnooooo!
Tsukitsuki-no-saga Aki-uki-tataite!
SARANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*applause*
Ino has been changing *thud* every day...
*laughter*
Just give it a try...
This is like...
a spell cast by Stamina...
*laughter*
For sure give it a try!
*laughter*
This isn't something you can play with...
*laughter*
Stop playing around!
Excuse me...
First, a kiss on the cheek.
That's easy.
This is 5 points.
Don't you hit people on the cheek?
It's a kiss, right?
It's a kiss.
Is that okay?
5 points.
Nice to meet you!
If you say hello, it's 10,000 points.
That's good.
That's too much.
If you put your nose finger in it, it's 30 points.
And...
You can do this, too.
It's a weapon.
If you say "gah," it's...
It's about 50,000 points.
If you say "gah," it's...
50,000 points.
Gah.
If you grab it, it's 50,000 points.
If you say "sune" or "gah"...
It hurts!
Who's going to get that?
It's 100 points, right?
It's 100 points for me, too.
What about the cheek?
Let's do that, too.
How many points is it?
If you do that, you'll win for sure.
If you grab it, you win, too.
If you do that, you'll win for sure.
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- So I'm dancing now. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Yes.
- That's it for now. - Yes, yes.
- I've set it up like this. - Oh, that's nice.
- This time, it's alcohol, men, and writer's life. - I see.
- Let's call them in right away. - Yes.
Akira Nosaka, please come in!
- Nice to meet you. - Oh, hello.
Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
Ow, ow, ow!
- Hello, nice to meet you. - Hello, nice to meet you.
- Oh, hello.
- Hey, you know... - Who's Matsumoto-san?
I'm Matsumoto.
- Well, you know... - Yes?
- I don't know if it's wrong to say this, but... - Yes?
- It's really interesting. - Oh, is it?
- It's already in the talk, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
Among the scientific advances, the best thing was birth control.
Oh, is that so?
- I mean, you don't have to give birth and live. - You don't have to give birth and live...
- Well, you know... - I know!
- When you say "the pill", you're just talking about dumplings, aren't you? - Huh? What are you talking about?
You're talking about something trendy!
- When you say "the pill"... - Yes?
- I mean, you know... - I don't know.
- You don't know, do you? - I don't know if it's right or wrong.
- Well, you know... - Shut up!
- What's with you? You've been talking nonsense for a while now. - Shut up, you!
- It's definitely wrong. - Wrong?
- Well, for example, if you wrote it properly in "Weekend Morning"... - Yes, yes, yes.
- That's a terrible mistake. - You're twisting my hand!
- No, no... - No, no...
- I don't know if "the pill" is one of the words. - What are you talking about?
Did you do something like this before? Like this...
- Sensei, your hairstyle hasn't changed much, has it? - It's still the same.
- No, I mean, it's not like this all the time. - Sensei, you're barefoot, aren't you?
- You're right. - If you loosen this...
- Will you be able to take it off? - I can take it off.
- This is pretty much all of the Japanese top - class instruments.
- What are you talking about, Sensei?
- How much was it? - I think it was 180,000 yen.
- No way! - What?!
- 180,000?! - What?!
- I don't know which one is which. - I can't help you with that.
- You know a lot about people, don't you?
- You used to be all wolves, didn't you?
- Did you all do something like this? - I don't know if there are wolves' fur.
- Every human being has it.
- You always want to torture your father, don't you?
- That's not true. It doesn't matter if you torture your father or not.
- Every human being who draws things has wolves' fur. - Oh, I see.
- Oh, Sensei! - I have a boss.
- Have you ever played with men when you were young?
- No, I haven't. I'm an old man, you know.
- That was funny.
- Sensei, do you still go out with girls even though you're in your 60s?
- It's already crazy.
- You still go out with girls? - Yes.
- Is it still okay for you?
- I go out with girls about once every three days.
- Once every three days?! - Yes.
- Wow!
- I'll join Master Bay too. - Will you go again in 60 years?
- You know... - Yes?
- You know, the elementary school student who used to be here... - Yes?
- You know, you're the owner of this place.
- Result announcement!
- You did your best today, Masumoto-san! - I did my best today!
- You know, my muscles are going crazy! - It hurts!
- Yes... - You were so strong!
- If you were a crab, you'd be dead by now. - Then...
- Let's see mine first! - Yes.
- My score is... - Yes? - Here you go!
- What?! - 60,000 tons and 188!
- Now... - Yes?
- Let's see Masumoto-san's score. - Thank you!
- Masumoto-san's score is... Here you go!
- 1719 points!
- Why?!
- You did your best!
- I... I did 50,000 points with this microphone. - Yes, yes...
- And you dug up shoes, right? - Yes, yes...
- I did 10,000 points with that. - Wow!
- Now I have 60,000 points! - What did I do?
- Masumoto-san! - Yes?
- You dug up a lot of stuff!
- I have only one point!
- Don't you have any excuses?!
- Let's save it for next time! - Yes!
- Maybe you won't do it again!
- Ladies and Gentlemen...
- Well... Thank you!
- You've refreshed your mind again, haven't you? - For summer.
- Ah, that's good. - Let me shorten it a little. - It would be good if it was popular again, wouldn't it?
- You did it again! - No, no, no. - It's not popular anymore!
- It's not popular anymore in three years! - Well, I'm sorry for you, but... - It's not popular anymore.
- Well, it's a little embarrassing to say this, but... - What is it?
- I think you'll be very depressed. - Me? What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about? - Well, you know... I might die.
- No, you... - You're old.
- You're old? - My stomach hurts so much!
- Huh? What do you mean? - You have a hole in your stomach, don't you?
- Huh?! - In my stomach?
- It hurts like "suuuuu"! - No, no, no, it doesn't! It doesn't!
- Well, what should I say? "Did you smoke too much?" My stomach hurts like that.
- It's been like that for two or three days. - I know the cause of it.
- I should quit smoking. - Oh, you smoke too much?
- Well, I don't know how many times you're going to say it... - Sometimes...
- What are you doing?!
- Well, sometimes... - Ryan...
- Of course I don't want to live long. - How long did you live?
- No, no! If I say this, everyone will say it's weird.
- Well, I did everything I wanted to do. I ate a lot of caviar.
- If you eat a lot of caviar, you're not okay with it.
- I ate a lot of foie gras and other things.
- Shut up! How many times do you want me to say it?
- Well, I don't want to die of suffering or fear.
- If I die of fear, I don't care if I die at 2 a.m. tomorrow.
- Why are you wasting my time? - No, no, it's okay.
- I'm glad you're okay. - What are you talking about?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - No, I'm serious.
- Let's go somewhere. - What do you mean "let's go"? I'm not inviting you.
- No, let's go somewhere. - No, no, no.
- Well, you know me. I'm not loved by anyone.
- Just say it! - I'm a lonely fugitive.
- Well, it's okay.
- Well, you know me. I'm a lonely fugitive.
- I used to be called "ganglion".
- Ganglion, right?
- There's something about it.
- When I say "what's going on?"
- The old man's pronunciation is bad, so I say "gan"...
- "ganlion".
- No, my pronunciation is bad because it doesn't have "glion", right?
- "ganlion" doesn't end with "ganlion".
- I said it clearly, it's "gan".
- That's not it. - It's okay.
- Wow, you're not funny at all.
- I'm scared.
- Have you ever been hospitalized?
- I've never been hospitalized.
- Right? - I've never been hospitalized, I've never had a bone, and I've never had a suture.
- I've only been hospitalized once in Osaka.
- I have something in my throat.
- What's wrong with you?
- I had a seizure.
It's not here, it's here, right?
That's why I'm doing this about it.
It's clearly here.
- I had a seizure once. - You were hospitalized for it? - Yes, I was hospitalized for a week.
- But you want to be hospitalized for a week, don't you? - Really? - Yes.
Do you know what a nurse is?
- I know. - No, no, you shouldn't say that.
- You're an old-fashioned problem solver. - No, I didn't say it like that.
- It hasn't been widely known yet, but nurses are... - Yes.
Wow, you're so strict!
You just realized it.
While you were doing it yourself, you thought, "I'm strict now," and said, "Go ahead!"
But you just said it out loud.
To tell you the truth, nurses...
There's even a textbook about it.
If there's a patient who can't use their hands because of a fracture or something,
and you're told, "Do it yourself," you have to do it.
- How did you know that? - I've been aiming for it for a while.
A nurse can't say it?
- You can't do that! - And you're like, "Yeah, yeah, I can't help it."
- No, you can't. - But that's a nurse's personal opinion.
- No! I don't want to do it! - Why are you so desperate?
If you say you don't want to do it, you can't do it.
- Well, you might be right, but it's not easy to say. - But if you can't use your hands,
you can get really sick.
And that might cause other illnesses.
It might cause harm.
- It's only given to people who can't use their hands. - That's right.
- But you don't get that very often. - No, you don't.
You don't get that.
So you're like, "Do it yourself."
- You don't care where I use it? - You don't care where you use it.
Oh, I see.
- But... - You don't care, do you?
What are you doing?!
- There are different ways of doing it. - What?
With my hair like this...
- What? - What?
- A commercial? - Yeah.
- With a girls group? - Yeah.
- What was it? - "Somehow Monkeys".
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Why do you know this song?! You're disgusting!
- No, I know it. - What was it? "Somehow Monkeys"?
- "Super Monkeys". - "Super Monkeys". Yeah, I know it.
It's like...
There's a guy who looks like a leader.
- It's "Monkeys", right? - Yeah.
Do you want to sell that girl?
This is a question, isn't it?
Look at the commercial!
She's the only one in the picture!
All the other girls are dancing with her, but she's the only one in the picture!
You can't even see the other girls!
You can only see a glimpse of them!
Wow, you know about it?!
But there are other girls who have families...
There are?!
What's with you? You're not in the picture at all!
I'm not in the picture!
I think you're cuter than that girl...
What are you talking about?!
She's the only one in the picture!
She's right!
But she's only in the picture!
What's with you?!
But that's what a band is like!
Even if it's just a band, they only want to sell that girl, don't they?
I don't think so!
Maybe she'll be in a drama...
You think she'll sell?!
No, I'm serious!
You're stupid!
I saw a magazine the other day and Hiba-kun was laughing!
Um...
That's impossible!
But Hiba-kun is already working!
There's no way Hiba-kun has fans!
No, there are!
There are!
There are people waiting for Hiba-kun?!
There are!
I wonder if Hiba-kun is there...
There he is! Hiba-kun is here!
Well, that's fine...
How are you?
Ah, you're Ei-chan's fan... right?
Did you watch Ei-chan's drama?
I did.
What did you think of her as a fan?
She's pretty lame.
That's terrible!
Have you always been waiting for people's opinions?
Have you always been waiting for people's opinions?!
She really was Ei-chan!
Yada-san, can you say that one more time?!
Why?!
I've heard it a lot.
That's because Yada-san is big!
That's not really...
Yada-san...
Ei-chan, you have to say it, but...
That's true, but...
I can't say it!
Can you say it one more time?
Why?
But you just said it.
Is that all?!
Is my man lame?!
You're lame!
I want you to be lame.
Ei-chan, you can be lame.
You've been saying that for a long time.
No, no, no...
That's because you're English-lame.
That's because you're English-lame?!
That's because you're English-lame, but...
I see...
Let's watch and see.
What?!
Let's watch and see.
It's tough, isn't it?
Come on, make a noise!
I don't know, it's been like two episodes and I don't know if it's changed at all.
When I heard about it, it seems like you've changed, Ei-chan.
Oh, really?
She told me to put a refrigerator in the dressing room.
There's mineral water and Ghana chocolate in it.
Oh, it's specified.
It's specified and she told me to put it in.
Oh, that's all there is to it.
Yeah, but you know, that dressing room isn't open all day.
It's open for about three days.
Oh, I see.
And on those three days from tomorrow, she brings a bag from home and goes home.
Does she do it herself?
She does it herself.
You're so cool, Yozawa.
Why are there two holes in a flower? I don't think one of them is wrong.
Please tell me why there are two of them.
If it's like this, it's hard.
It's hard to breathe.
Even if you cut all of this and make a flower like this, what will you do?
It would be embarrassing if you did it alone, but if everyone did it, you wouldn't care, would you?
If everyone did it like that.
But if you make it one, if it gets clogged, it's over, right?
It's over, right?
I'm wearing it as a substitute.
But if you cut it here, it's big, isn't it?
It's big.
Would it get clogged?
It's big, but the nose water doesn't come out.
Well, that's true.
Nose water is a terrible thing.
But it gets in my fingers.
I can take it all.
It's nose water.
It's your own fault!
When you jump and commit suicide, you often put your shoes next to you.
Why do you take off your shoes when you commit suicide?
Is it bad luck to commit suicide with your shoes off?
But it's true.
When you die, you want to die, but you want to be found soon after you die.
So you want to be found soon, so you put something like "I'm dead."
You put it as a message.
Even if you put something like "gunte," you won't know anything.
Even if you put something like "skyantee," you won't know anything.
It's enough for an old man to take it home.
Take it home?
You're stupid.
Are you stupid?
You don't need a belt or anything like that.
Do you think someone will jump off of your jacket?
Of course not!
Do you think you're playing catch or something?
Who would play catch on a rock wall?
If you put your jacket down like that and look down, do you think someone will say "savage, savage"?
I'm talking about a rock wall!
But shoes are the easiest to understand, right?
Of course not! You're not my brother or anything like that.
Why would you say that in front of me?
I'm not your brother or anything like that!
Hamada-san, you seem to get along with Mio Nakayama-san.
Do you know what Mio Nakayama-san's poop looks like?
Um...
I don't know!
No, no, no...
It's like...
Hamachan!
Why do you want me to look at that?
Did you call me because of something?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I saw your poop when you were in middle school.
Yeah, you pooped in Saganiji's house.
Oh, when I went home with Naga-san to poop.
Right?
You should have done it before you went home.
You were still there!
I thought you went home with Naga-san, but you were still there for about an hour!
I'll go in front of you!
Gaja!
My hair is...
The pink, fluffy logo that's standing upright in front of him.
I can't believe it!
It's like Okamoto Taro made it!
I bet that was really tough as well!
The three of us as a family...