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8th Gaki no Chikai Arahende Chiki Chiki Entertainer Omae Souchan Cup Grand Prix!
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Now, let me introduce today's guests! Please come in!
It's that show, you know.
I don't have to make it that funny.
I'm not going to risk my life to do this job today.
Please welcome, Ms. Watarame Morina!
You just need to write more and more misugi and sabo.
Yes, I understand.
Why don't you choose a job?
That's right!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Nata de coco!
Wait!
Before we start...
Please pick up that.
Ms. Watarame has an announcement to make.
Yes?
About the City Boys...
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From May 3rd to May 8th...
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From May 3rd to May 8th...
You can't see me!
Okay, okay, okay!
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Ta-da!
You're called "chan" by your mother, aren't you?!
What do you say "chan" at home?
What are you doing?!
Are you okay?!
No, I'm fine.
No, write it down!
What do you say "chan" at home?
At home?
Yes.
To your mother?
Yes.
What do you say "chan" at home?
That's just like you!
That's fast!
Ms. Watarame, please say it.
Dan!
Minamon!
What are you called?
Monta-chan!
Marina!
I don't know, but...
I don't know, but I think it's something like this.
Mazumo-san!
You said it!
Hey!
That line is a little different from before!
Ma-chan, your actions are like that.
Tanoshiro!
Takashima brothers!
Nomura Hirono!
Sanoshiro-san!
Takashima brothers!
Kanda Masaki!
Ogata Naoto!
Kanda Masaki!
Kanda Masaki-san!
Otake Makoto!
Matsumoto!
Matsumoto-san!
Tanoshiro-chan!
Kanda Masaki!
Sanoshiro!
Matsumoto Hitoshi-san!
Kanda Masaki?
The Grand Prix is Kanda Masaki-san!
Everyone, out!
Oh, I was just called Mako-chan until now.
Next is...
This one!
Have you ever been caught in a job interview?
I don't know about that!
Now, think about it!
Go ahead!
Oh, it's a woman?
It's limited to women.
Hey, shut up!
What do you think I am?
A running ball?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
If it's a male version, it's correct, right?
I'll definitely delete it.
You'll do it later.
You're so naive!
Seriously!
Let's move on.
I don't think so, but...
Is there a way to deduct it from the standard test?
It's like this...
I'm scared of being convinced of it.
If you say it's wrong...
I'll laugh it off!
If you clap for me, I'll be like...
I'll be like, "Ah!"
Marina's next one is pretty convincing, right?
Don't say it for real.
Even if it doesn't show up here, I think it's probably like that.
You're so mean!
Is this why you came here today?
Seriously, it's not like that!
I don't know about that!
What do you mean you don't know?
The people in the city aren't answering you!
What do you think you're doing?!
Okay, last one.
I don't know, but...
Why do you think it's correct?
What kind of strict standards do you have?
I'm not strict at all.
I'm not like you at all.
You're so mean!
Whether you're close or far away from the camera,
how does it feel when it surprises you?
I'm scared of it!
Huh?
Huh?!
There was a rumor like that.
Everybody out of the way!
You said there was a rumor like that, didn't you?
Yes.
There was a rumor like that for a while.
What kind of rumor is that?!
The rumor is this!
You, Shousoku-chan!
You only go to that school, don't you?!
What are you laughing at?!
Hey, he's the worst!
What do you think I said under my ear?
What did you say?
Hey...
Calm down!
I know, but...
I knew you wanted to be on this show!
Mako-chan, you go first.
I'll go first.
Okay.
This is the image, right?
Toka-chan!
Right?
Okay, Marina!
But this is Otake-san's legacy!
What are you saying?!
Mademoiselle...
Yes?
Galaxium.
Hey!
Isn't that too easy for you?!
If it's like that, you can take as much as you like!
Eh, is this wrong?!
This is a little... a little funny.
Cute.
Everyone should just watch TV!
Jimmy Onishi.
Kosaka Fumie.
Iijima Ai.
Komoto Natsuki.
Nozawa Naoko.
Jimmy Onishi.
Komoto Natsuki.
Nozawa Naoko.
It's stupid of me to say "ikki".
Komoto Natsuki.
Iijima Ai.
It's not funny.
Why do you have that image?
Time's up!
Everyone, out!
Here it is!
You're selling 8 countries in one day!
Take this!
I want you all to watch TV!
And...
People who think like that.
Please don't say things like that!
Like what?
When I write, it feels like I'm writing something terrible.
How about it?
"Bullet's Running"...
"Bullet's Running" is enough!
It's like "All Mighty" and "Joker"!
It's not funny.
Don't say things like that!
You are wonderful.
Mako.
Unexpectedly, many people...
What do you mean?
Eat it!
You don't know it, do you?
Marina.
No, I really think...
Yes, yes.
With your ears...
You say "I'm going to eat paté".
Say it! Say it!
Well, Mado-san.
I don't know your name, but...
Yes.
You look like a weird guy in a comedy club.
Well, then...
You also look like a lion.
Hikaru Ijuin of Watanabe Island.
Kunihiro Matsumura of Matsumura.
Wada Akiko.
She looks like she's going to eat you.
Mako of Tommy's.
Hikaru Ijuin.
Boo Takagi.
Kuniko Yamada.
Matsumura.
Wada Akiko.
Matsumura.
Kuniko Yamada.
It's Matsumura-kun, isn't it?
All of you from Matsumura-kun, come out!
Yamada Kuniko-san is...
Wait a minute!
You're quite polite.
Now, for the last question!
The last question is...
Here it is!
You...
I...
I'm going to die!
You...
Ladies and gentlemen...
- It's been a while, hasn't it? - Yeah, it's been a while since we've stood here and talked like this.
- It's been a while since we've stood on a stage in New York, though. - Yeah, yeah...
- There were a lot of Japanese people... - Yeah...
- Well, Japanese people were really excited about it, but... - Yeah...
- The black people before us... - The black people before us...
- They were like this... - They were like this...
- They hated it, you know... - It was really cold just for black people.
- They hated it just by looking us in the eye, you know? - Yeah...
- It was like this from the beginning...
- How was New York? - What about New York?
- Is this your second time? - That's right.
- Did you have fun? - It was my fourth time.
This is your first time, right?
I'm now a member of a video store.
A rental video store in New York?
That's right.
But I haven't gone shopping yet.
You must have rented a lot of stuff.
Well, well, well...
That's because of my face.
Because of your face?
That's a weird match.
How was it? Tell me for the first time.
Well, first of all, that long plane...
I can't stand it. It's bad, but...
I've been on it for fourteen hours!
I mean, I've never sat on a chair for fourteen hours in my life!
I'm not stupid!
I don't have experience of sitting in the same chair for 14 hours!
I don't know why!
I'm scared!
- Your butt? - My butt is scaring me!
You know, I used to go back and forth.
When you said "sit down and stand up", I went to the bathroom.
I can't move freely.
I know that.
- I was given a seat. - But you were scared!
- No, I wasn't! - You should have sat down and waited for my number!
You're like a country bumpkin!
No, I'm not!
- I just drank a lot of wine in the chair I was given. - I see!
You didn't drink a single drink!
- You're a reckless person! - What's wrong with you?!
You're a very picky person!
You know, in the plane...
...people ask you what you're going to do for lunch.
It's okay for me to say things other than that...
...but you know...
...maybe you're too shy?
Or maybe you didn't know!
What do you mean?!
I was eating "udon desukai".
You know how "jaru" makes "udon"?
I was eating "udon".
Before I ate it...
...I was sleeping like this...
udon koteru
That's what I said!
That's what I looked like!
I looked like "that's right!"
But I couldn't say it...
You were still wearing your eye mask and sleeping like that, but you didn't know about that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
That kind of thing is pretty common among climbers, you know...
Eating like that on an airplane...
When you said "drink"...
Why did you only order orange juice?
You like me, don't you?!
Hey, you! You've been watching for 14 hours straight!
It's true that there are many mysteries about airplanes.
You know, when you cross a quiet transition line, you have to close the window, right?
Why is that? Can't you see it?
Is there something like that?
There's got to be something like that!
Like what?
Like walking on peaches or something like that.
Look at that sky!
There's a whole bunch of weird stuff!
There's got to be something weird!
Anyway, you couldn't stand the 14 hours, right?
Even though we live over there...
Even though you live over there...
You know, you...
You went all the way to the chair to make the staff look good.
What are you eating?
That's a leaf!
That's fine!
That's for the staff and family!
And for the general public!
I see.
Wow!
The bread is in the bag now!
When we were there, we took the bread out of the bag and brought it here.
Wow!
If you were going to go like that, you should have gone.
That's right.
When Japanese people are sad, they go over there and try to speak English, right?
They say, "That's not cool!"
I'm a proud person!
Why is that?
Even if I'm told, "You were sleeping in that room, weren't you?"
The cleaning lady comes.
She comes and says, "We still have time until meeting time."
She opens the door wide and normally she would be there.
I don't do that anymore.
Wait a minute! I'll be out soon!
This is a song called "Hakkiri" in Japanese.
It's a song called "Hakkiri"!
This is his song.
Oh, yeah!
You're kidding me!
You have guts, don't you?
When you go to places like that, I feel more confident.
Why? Why?
You know, walking alone at night.
Walking alone?
Walking alone at night.
How did you feel?
I was pretty surrounded, too.
You were surrounded?!
Pretty!
I was surrounded by mountains.
You're usually surrounded in one lap!
When we were in Emra, we were surrounded by mountains.
I was surrounded by mountains and I didn't know what to say.
Where are you from?
I know.
No, I'm the one who said it.
Oh, you said it, didn't you?
Yeah, I did.
You said it, didn't you?
Yeah, I did.
Well, he didn't say anything.
Of course not.
You're from somewhere, too.
Why do you care what I say?
Now I can say nothing.
Of course not.
No, no, you're from somewhere.
Well, I'll say it again.
Then what about him?
No, no, you're...
That's enough!
Well, we shook hands and said goodbye.
Why?!
I don't know.
I'm still sending you letters.
You're lying!
How did the cockroach that was in the middle of "Nostalgic Cockroach Hoi Hoi" end up in the middle?
That one has a seat, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Then what is it?
The cockroach comes and says, 'Oh, it's Nostalgic Cockroach Hoi Hoi.'
Alright.
No, no, there's food in the middle of Nostalgic Cockroach Hoi Hoi.
Yes, there is.
So...
Yeah?
If you say, 'Give it to me!'
It'll get you going.
What's with you?!
You're already sticky from the first step!
No!
There's nothing to eat, so you're desperate for it.
For now, let's make it there.
Then when you're there, you're like, 'Huh?'
Then you realize for the first time.
No, I'm like that, too.
For example, a cockroach...
The first stupid cockroach is like...
'Nicha!'
It's like that, right?
Wow, I can't stand it anymore.
You're giving up already?!
That's too fast!
And on top of that, there's a cockroach...
A cockroach...
Or, when you open it, is there really a cockroach in the middle?
Isn't there a chance of that happening?
Otherwise, you're like, 'Nicha!'
And on top of that, there's a cockroach.
Is that so?
What are you doing?!
First of all, you have to see if it's there or not!
"That's enough." "What?! What are you doing?!"
"Hey, what are you doing?!" "It's kind of sticky."
"That's enough." "Are you okay?!" "That's enough." "Did you say something to me?!"
"You should stop." "Shut up!" "It's you." "Are you okay?!" "Go ahead and say it."
Hey, next cockroach, what are you doing?!
That's enough.
Hey, next cockroach, what are you doing?!
That was funny.
"Do you know what this is?" "What is it?" "Where do worn-out shoes go?"
"I don't know." "There are a lot of people walking."
"From above, from above." "If it's accumulated from above..."
"It's definitely going to be like this, isn't it? It's going to get excited." "That's right."
"Where do those heels go?" "That's right."
That's why they're all gathering at night.
"The heels are gathering." "Young people." "Young people are gathering."
"Well, you can definitely be a leader there now." "I know." "They're gathering." "They're gathering."
"Yes, and?" "What about long boots?"
"We're talking about a lot of things." "When did you come?" "When did you come?"
"Where were you born?" "I'm a stripper."
Did you really walk around in strippers?!
"Strippers are treated poorly, you know?" "They're treated poorly." "They're treated poorly."
So where do they disappear to?
So all of them, all of those strippers, gather together and...
gather together and become Hamamura Jun's shoes, you know?
Thank you for your hard work.
What are you going to do now that you've quit?
Nothing.
I'm going back to my parents' and for now, I haven't decided anything yet.
I see.
Have you seen the TV?
He really did his best.
This is a difficult situation for everyone, isn't it?
That's right.
He's doing his best.
Thank you for your hard work.
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