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- Good evening! - Good evening!
Man, it's cold, isn't it?
We're at the downtown area of Gaginosukai and Arahende.
- It's special. - It's special, isn't it?
We're finally here.
You don't know where you're going until you see the scenery, do you?
We're now in front of the JR Amagasaki station.
- It's opened up! - It's opened up!
It's over, it's over, it's over.
- We're in New York. - Yes.
- What we're doing here is... - Yes.
- We're going to eat some good music. - What are you doing?
- It's over! - Alright, let's go!
- The world's Sagamoto Ryuichi is writing a song for us. - That's right.
- We're going to do a live performance. - It's our debut!
- Yes, it's not London anymore.
It's Keisha Girls!
It's Keisha Girls'...
...sword!
New York Recording and Live
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
"New York Recording and Live".
It all began when world's Sagamoto Ryuichi, who was a huge fan of "Gaki no Sky" from the beginning, visited the main venue.
Matsumoto took it and said...
- The director... - Yes.
...is going to write a song for world's Sagamoto Ryuichi.
You're going to aim for a hit chart all over the US?
Do whatever you want!
"Sagamoto Ryuichi Produce"...
...Keisha Girls!
Immediately, Sakamoto-shi went to his office in New York...
...and a fax arrived as a reply.
"Sakamoto-shi is currently working on his album...
...but if you two come to New York, I'm okay with that condition."
The day of the flight has finally arrived...
...but for the extremely busy Sakamoto-shi...
...does he have time to write a song?
Are you really going?
Do you know the song?
No, I don't know it.
Because I'm a producer, so I don't know it.
This is really the last one.
Matsumoto, an overseas guerrilla, also raised his heavy back.
Meanwhile, at that time, in New York's Sakamoto Ryuichi office...
...does he have time in his head...
...to write a song about downtown?
And finally, the two go to New York.
12 hours until New York.
A day's work or a moment of rest.
And so, downtown ends up in New York.
Is Ryuichi waiting for you?
Ryuichi is in the studio.
Ryuichi is in the studio?
They head to the studio in charge of Manhattan.
It's still midnight in Tokyo right now.
It's 2 o'clock right now.
And we've arrived at the airport...
...and we haven't had a single day's rest...
...and we're already in the studio.
Let's check in...
...eat and go to bed.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
This is the city with a studio...
...where Sakamoto Ryuichi resides...
...Broadway.
- Yes. - That's kawaii.
Kawaii.
You said kawaii, but I don't know what you're going to say next.
Whoa, scary! They're doing something! Look!
What's this?
No one is happy.
- Is that what it says? - I don't like it at all.
No, no, no. They're doing something crazy.
Wow, it's crazy. Are they lined up?
Are they lined up to buy tickets?
It's their first time in New York, and everything looks fresh.
Studio...
- What's this? - And then, the studio where Kokogawa Sakamoto is.
Will they be able to reunite after four months?
- Are they really there? - Are they really there?
- They're dressed like ballerinas. - I don't know.
While being guided by them, is Sakamoto really there?
Is the song finished?
- Oh, hello! - Hello!
- Oh, hello! - Oh, hello!
- Oh, you're here. - I'm tired.
- No, I'm not tired at all. - I'm glad you're here.
Sakamoto Riichi of the world is there!
As a former "wiomo" opening the curtain of the "techno-pop" era,
Sakamoto Riichi has been praised all over the world for his "wow" tours.
His role is also in movie music.
In 1988's "academy award" he won "academy music award" for covering numerous artists.
The world praised his talent.
Recently he appeared in Madonna's promotion video.
He is indeed a genius artist that Japan is proud of in the world.
- Is this where you do it? - It's cute!
- Is this where you do it all the time? - Yes, but...
In fact, it's a famous studio that Whitney Houston and Madonna also love.
- Can you help me? - I'm Sakamoto's disciple.
The staff that Sakamoto has gathered,
"tonwatei",
"billboard no.1" shining "b-light" members,
they are indeed the first line of people.
- You make it with these members, right? - Yes.
- Would you like to hear it? - Yes.
The song "downtown" that Sakamoto was worried about has already been completed.
It was almost a legend.
The song showed a complete finish.
I understand your intention.
You're lying!
No, I'm not.
You've been putting it on your neck the whole time!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I mean, you should just release it like this.
Just this song.
Just this song?
Yes, yes.
How should I put it...
It was four seconds, wasn't it?
How should I put it...
Let's talk about it until then.
Yes!
One more song.
"the advantage"?
Yes.
Sakamoto was really working hard on it.
And Sakamoto made another song for "downtown" during his busy schedule.
downtown
With such high quality, Sakamoto's expression becomes serious.
downtown
Hey, you're talking like a human being!
You're really something!
Sakamoto-san came to see "gaki no tsukai" before, and this happened.
gaki no tsukai
He came to see me, and made me a song.
It's not like he'll make it for me!
And finally, the recording meeting is proceeding.
It should be a manzai-style song with high tension.
With high tension.
And...
We should do it like that, right?
Sakamoto-shi's idea is to put in a manzai song for them in the intro.
downtown
There's a lot of scary stuff going on lately!
What are you talking about?
There's a lot of scary stuff in the news!
What are you laughing about?
That's just kidnapping!
Kidnapping? That's not true!
Don't stand up for yourself!
You're just a little kid!
Green bag, 5 million yen, yellow bag,
red bag, if you leave me alone, I'll take black bag!
Do you understand?!
No! Ever!
I'm exhausted!
I did it with all my energy!
I did it like a professional!
I'm exhausted!
I did it with all my energy!
Take me with you!
They record everything and do a final check.
I can't stand it!
Hello?! Hello?!
This band's music has nothing to do with it!
It was cool.
It was cool, wasn't it?!
It was cool.
It could have more to do with it.
It might have a sudden deal with it.
I don't know.
Two of you go up and two of you go down and two of you go up again.
There is no such story.
There is no such thing.
That's good.
Professor, professor.
Look over there, professor.
Two of you go up and two of you go down.
Once you cooperate with the first song's success.
I can't even dream of normal manzai in a place like this.
Come to New York.
And a little rest.
Hamada is tired from a long journey.
While Masumoto...
Sakamoto is having his second meeting in a hurry.
Downtown is...
I wish I had said something longer.
You're back.
What did you do last time?
I'm fine.
What did you do last year?
I'm scared of next year.
Are you?
I stepped on...
That's what you said.
The second song's recording begins.
First, the chorus of "Kansou".
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Let's listen to it.
And in the studio...
A person like this came to visit.
What are you talking about?
I'm serious.
It's terrible, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize! We were just talking randomly.
I'm sorry.
The lyrics took time to write due to Sakamoto's request.
Their Osaka-style rap.
I held back my tears!
Do you have a talent?
I want to be more.
Because of his love for lyrics and his drinking habit,
his rap boom in Osaka has increased.
His work ends at midnight.
Tomorrow is the day of Geisha Girls' debut live.
You did a good job!
Thank you!
But I have to do it tomorrow if I remember it.
You don't know the lyrics well.
In such a short period of time...
Mr. Sawama, could you move aside a little?
In such a short period of time...
Please continue.
12 hours later, the recording is over.
The moment of his debut live is approaching.
Lorenzo!
Thank you!
"Downtown Dinner Show" on "Utato Shaberi no Yube".
This show is very popular with children.
Every time, various tricks that go with the lyrics direct the audience's staff.
This time it's special.
We invite famous entertainers who are active in their daily lives.
The top actor is Yoshishi Shimada who appeared in "Vence".
In "Shacho", the famous "Mia o Susumu".
From "Takeshi Gundan" to "Matsuo and Rusher".
And "Haruichiban and Degawa Tetsurou".
"Nazuka Shitara Nipponichi" and "Beat Kiyoshi".
From "Yakusha Bataku" to "Umura Ichiro" and "Morikawa Shota".
"Bikkuri Nihonshin Kiroku" and "Todoroki Ichiro".
"Nannin Torio" and "Okure and Shoji".
And finally...
"Aho no Sakata" and "Doudou no Nyujou".
With high expectations, they enter the venue.
They receive a different and more luxurious treatment than usual.
Everyone is a little nervous.
Cheers!
"Downtown Dinner Show" will soon begin.
Thank you for waiting for such a long time.
"Downtown Special Dinner Show 94" will now begin.
Everyone, please enjoy the wonderful dinner.
"Downtown Special Dinner Show 94" will now begin.
Good evening, everyone. Welcome.
It's been 13 years since the band was formed.
And their performance has increased.
"Downtown".
Today, they will sing songs that touch hearts and bodies.
And they will have a lot of fun talking and having fun.
I'm your host, Okada Masumi.
Downtown Special Dinner Show
Good evening, everyone.
Welcome.
Thank you all for coming today.
Today's "Downtown Special Dinner Show" is about...
people who work hard every day...
laugh...
and perform.
We want to help them through their daily struggles.
We treat you differently now and then, so you must be surprised.
Right?
Let's listen to the first song.
It's "Super"!
It doesn't start, but it's just the beginning.
Whether it's morning or night...
whether it's day or night...
(singing)
Congratulations!
Everyone is standing up! I'm so happy!
It's a good feeling!
But, you know, Hama-chan...
Let's look back at what happened 13 years ago.
That's right!
About 13 years ago, in April 1957, you joined Yoshimoto.
A lot of things happened...
Anyway...
Now that you've said it, let's listen to the second song.
That's right!
The second song is Senno-san's song, so...
What is it?
Please listen to "Miso Soup".
Whenever I drink hot miso soup Whenever I eat hot miso soup
Hot!
It's hot!
Wait! Wait!
Whenever I drink hot miso soup
I remember
I will never forget
Where are you going?
Thank you very much!
What?
There's steam coming out of your mouth.
Today, we have a special guest for our third day.
Well, it's not enough for us alone.
Today, we have a special guest.
Now, let's welcome this person, please!
It's Mikasa Hidomi!
Mikasa Hidomi - Let me drink a little more
I won't go home tonight, I don't want to go home
Who's waiting for me in that room?
That's right, there's no one there now
It's raining in winter there
I'm scared!
Everyone, sit down!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die for sure!
I'm gonna say something, so don't worry about it!
I'm gonna say something else and see how you'll react!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
I'm asking you if it's a talk show!
I'm gonna say I wanna hear you talk!
Sit down!
Ah, sorry!
Sit down!
I'm hungry!
Well, Hinomika-san!
Well...
I can't believe you're all so happy about it!
Thank you!
It's like a zoo!
Our special guest is Hinomika-san, everyone!
I'm a member of the Women's Japanese Song Contest.
Ah, I see!
I really wanted to promote it and sing it.
But I ended up like this.
Thank you!
Anyway, Hinomika-san!
Well, Ama-chan!
Even when you're having fun, you end up singing the next song last!
We're almost there!
Let's sing together with our host Fanfan.
That's right!
Fanfan, please come up to the stage.
I'm impressed.
It's rare for a show with such three-dimensional lyrics to be so convincing.
Please come up to the center, Fanfan.
This will be our last song.
It's a shame, but it's already over.
It was over in no time!
It was fun, wasn't it?
Lastly!
It's "Winter Lightning".
You...
...were burned too much.
You were stained too much.
I will never forget...
...what you did for me.
I will never forget...
...what you did for me.
I will never forget...
Fire! Fire!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
You've been fooled!
You've been fooled, Takano!
I've heard about the talk show.
You get on the Shinkansen at 7 in the morning and come here.
Do you take me for a fool?
Do you want me to beat you up?
You've heard about the talk show, haven't you?
I'm sorry.
I've been listening to you wholeheartedly.
I'm sorry. It's the parking time, isn't it?
Yes, it's the parking time.
This is crazy!
"Gaki-no-tsukai-neimutsu" "Chiki-chiki-oogiri- daigassen"
This show has produced a lot of big jokes.
As a special show, we'll show you a lot of big jokes.
Chiki-chiki-oogiri-daigassen
Good evening.
"Gaki-no-tsukai-neimutsu" "Chiki-chiki-oogiri- daigassen"
Now, please welcome...
Mr. Talker!
I wrote an interesting book.
"Light Crime Education" by Mr. Shimoda.
Please read it.
Thank you.
Thank you for reading it.
Now, Mr. Talker...
Here!
Yes, thank you!
Recently, it's finally getting warmer.
How is everyone spending their days?
That's right.
I'm having a good time.
What are you saying?
I'm Toshinori Kanda.
Yes, thank you!
Now, for the last one!
Well, but behind today's show is Die Hard 2!
Ah, that's right.
It seems like it.
It's Die Hard 2.
Die Hard 2 is interesting!
Hey!
Here we go again!
It's amazing!
Yes, thank you!
Our first topic is...
Atatamodokusho!
Now, is Atatamodokusho okay?
This is a book, but it doesn't say anything like that.
It's not like you can't tell from looking at it.
But this book...
might say something like that!
It's like this!
Yes!
First of all, we have this!
Ta-dah!
"Motakutou and Cultural Revolution"!
Is that okay?
First of all...
Let's start with Kagi-chan.
Yes!
In 1994...
On April 6th...
At Tiananmen Square in Beijing...
Motakutou...
was smoking a cigarette.
A security guard came to him and said...
You must have come from there, right?
The security guard pointed at him.
The music he played...
...was a heart-throbbing music for Motakutou.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about, but I guess you're right!
Edison was on Motakutou's lap and...
Why are you talking about Edison?
They were talking about 2039.
Earlier, they were talking about things you can't see yet.
I know that!
Motakutou was a woman.
What?
To start a revolution...
...there are 108 spells.
I see!
Those are... me!
What are you talking about?
Those were... amazing things!
Of course they were.
What are... 108 spells?
What are they?
Shut up!
I don't know what you're talking about!
What do you do?
Of course I do.
With 108 spells...
...what happens?
Of course I do.
What are you talking about?
Headphones!
I'm going to put headphones on you.
The music is playing, so you won't know what I'm saying.
Let's go!
Of course!
Okay.
I'll say it.
California dance.
(Laughter)
Speak up!
(Laughter)
Let's love each other with all our hearts.
(Laughter)
Got it?
Then I'll say it this way.
Take it.
You had hair on your sushi, didn't you?
(Laughter)
(Clearing throat)
Yes.
Your sushi...
...has expired.
(Laughter)
Your sushi...
Is that possible?
...has expired.
(Laughter)
Yes.
Take it.
The answer is...
Please give me the answer!
Hozuki!
Woo-ha! Woo-ha!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
(Laughter)
The next question is...
Thank you for waiting!
(Screaming)
Let me explain the rules!
If you can't answer five questions correctly,
the man's "oh, I see" will get closer and closer!
Um, Shimono-san!
Yes?
Come over here.
What?!
Please come over here.
Um...
Huh?
You're wearing a tie and it's too long.
No!
Give it to me!
What is this?!
Wait a minute!
What is this?!
This is awful!
Hey, don't make me laugh!
The gentle spring breeze wraps us up.
Today we're having a picnic with handmade lunch boxes.
I have a good feeling about it!
Let's go on a picnic with everyone!
I like it!
It's fun to go with these members!
I like it!
Fun, fun, picnic!
With a lunch box, run, run, run!
Saito Mahiko-kun!
Yes!
Sato Aiko-kun!
Yes!
Sato Tadashi-kun!
Yes!
Sankon-kun!
Yes!
Takamatsu Hideo-kun!
Yes!
Chi Takeo-kun!
Yes!
Tsuchiya Saori-kun!
Yes!
Nagasaki Hiromi-kun!
Yes!
Toga Kenji-kun!
Yes!
Matsuno...
Arimines!
Marianno!
Wadazen!
Michael! Tomioka!
Michael?
He's not here yet!
You're late, Michael.
Since you're already here, let's call it a day.
Leaving Michael behind, we board the bus.
There's always someone who's late, right?
Looks like you're having fun.
Now that we're in a good mood thanks to Hama- chan's song, the bus is ready to go!
I'm not sure if you're singing the chorus...
Could you sing that part for me?
We're going to sing a picnic song.
Would you like to sing it with us?
One, two...
Let's cross the hill
While blowing a kiss
Cheer up!
The sky is gray
Stick out your tongue
Faster!
Let's sing a picnic song
Take each other's hands
Lalalalalalalala
Tiger-san
Lalalalalala
La la la, Mr. Goat, moo moo!
While singing a refreshing picnic song, we will pass through Kohalbiyot's Jing and Shibuya.
Ben, who is always energetic, seems to want to leave a wonderful moment of today's video.
That's enough.
What are you doing?
What am I supposed to do?
Hello.
And finally, the bus arrives at Kinuta Park.
My heart is beating fast!
Ah!
The deer bastard just came!
What are you doing?!
Hey, wait! Stop saying that!
Last night, I was thinking about what I should make all night.
And now, I've come up with an idea. This is it!
You didn't do anything!
We are all heading to the park.
Everyone looks like they're having fun!
This is our destination, Kinuta Park Family Park.
It feels good to be surrounded by green!
Is it okay? We've just arrived!
For now, let me enjoy my free time.
Let me enjoy this park with all my heart!
Under the blue sky, let's play with all our hearts!
Who did it?! Who did it?! Who did it?!
Oh, it's you!
And now, the long-awaited lunchtime! Let's see if it's ready!
I'll just pick it up and give it to you, but you can't say "oh, that's mine"
For now, open it up and see what's inside
See whose it is
I'd like to say a lot of things
Wait a minute
Oh, but it looks good
Oh, it's cute
The hands are curled up
This...
There's a lot of skill in this
There's skill?
Who is it?
Who is it? It's a girl, right?
Yes!
It's a girl!
Hiromi's handmade lunch with a cooking license is colorful and skillful!
Oh, it's you!
It's you!
Is this for mushroom rice?
That's right!
What?!
When it comes to mushroom rice, it has to be Chichi!
She's so cute!
I like this kind of thing
You like it?!
This is for me!
Why don't you say "I love you" in front of me?!
This is good!
What?! No, no!
This is just to warm you up, right?!
Who's hands are curled up?!
They're not curled up!
This is for me!
It's not for you to warm up!
I told you! It's not for you to love!
Hama-chan's lunchbox that Hama-chan said "I love you" without even thinking about it!
As expected, it's a combination!
I want to eat it!
That's amazing!
Is this yours, Kenji?
Yes, it is.
I woke up at 6 in the morning and read you a book.
Really?
This is wonderful.
Did you make it yourself?
Yes, I did.
Kenji's lunchbox, which was worth waking up early, is a luxurious three-tier space lunchbox!
What is this?
Who is this?
Umeboshi, katsuo-bushi, and kakuan.
I knew it!
Who is this?
It's me.
Den's lunchbox is as lonely as his head!
It's dessert.
Dessert?
No, it's not.
What is this?
It's for girls, right?
Who is this?
Who?
Watai.
But it's all super inside.
It's super!
Takamatsu-kun's lunchbox is like a girl's lunchbox.
Hoshi-tetsu is crying, too!
Makiko's five-flavored natto lunchbox with a downtown cool face!
And for Yacchan-sensei Sato-kun, it's a gold powder lunchbox!
For Saori, it's a sweet potato sandwich!
For Yaki-no-ban Michael-kun, it's a luxurious french bun sandwich!
For Indian lunchboxes full of curry flavors, it's a marianne!
It's been 22 years since the second day, Sankon- kun's lunchboxes are all Japanese-style.
What is this bag? Who is this?
It's like the one I had in elementary school.
What is this?
What is this messi?
The last one is a handmade lunchbox made by a cute old man who tickles girls!
Let's eat, everyone!
Thank you for the food!
A picnic in the spring,
the blue sky and greenery, and the fresh air make me feel good.
Your big smile and today's day will be etched in my heart as a page of unforgettable memories.
Let's meet again in good health.
Matsumoto Hitoshi, who continues to challenge numerous dangers.
He has been born into this world for 30 years and always faces danger.
He says that the sound of bombs has changed since he was born.
He lives on the brink of death.
I'll do something about it.
That challenge raises the voltage of violence day by day and no one can stop it anymore.
No one was there.
I'm moved.
He's alive again.
And tonight, the biggest crisis will come.
A total of 50 staff members are preparing for it.
Today may be the last time we'll see Matsumoto's face.
The adventurous Matsumoto Hitoshi challenges the highest voltage.
Do you know that electricity passes through human bodies?
This woman used 10,000 volts of electricity to operate a 20-year-old fan.
But this time, Matsumoto will challenge 20,000 volts of love.
Are you okay?
What's left of this? Just turn it on?
Something like that.
I see.
Thank you very much.
20,000 volts?
Yes, 20,000 volts.
That's amazing!
Yes.
I will explain it to you in an easy-to-understand way.
It passes electricity through your body and sends electricity to other parts of your body.
When I was in junior high school, I actually used 10,000 volts once.
Is that 10,000 volts?
Yes, it is.
10,000 volts?
Yes.
Hey, look at this.
Are you serious?
What is this?
Before we started shooting silhouettes, you were one of us.
But we had already shot silhouettes and made them stars.
So I think you should stop shooting silhouettes.
What are you talking about?
But I want you to do this for me.
Actually...
I wrote you a letter once.
It was from my mother.
She told me that I should not study at all even if I wanted to.
She sent me that letter about two months ago.
And I decided to do this.
Anyway, let's do it!
Let's do it!
So I'll grab the cord.
Both ends.
You plug it in. You do it.
I want my partner to do it.
My partner will do it.
Let's do it!
Can you do it?
I'll do it!
Oh, it's on TV! It's on TV!
It's a monkey! It's a monkey! It's a monkey!
It's a monkey!
Wait!
I did it, didn't I? I did it, didn't I?!
Look at this
What's going on?
What are you doing?
The adventurer Matsumoto
Once again, thank you for your support
What challenge will he show us next?
What are you doing?
Matsumoto, run away!
A hot battle between a man and a man!
Acomyes Maniacs Jin and Nira in a battle with badminton!
This season has come again
That's right
Well, you two are excited today
You're excited, aren't you?
I'm sure you're happy
Today we're playing badminton
Yes
I feel like we've done this before, but we haven't, have we?
We haven't, but we've played table tennis
You've played orthodox table tennis a lot, haven't you?
No, I haven't
Well, what will happen today?
Yes, yes
Let's get started
First up is...
Mr. Umemiya Tatsuo!
I'm so excited!
You're excited, aren't you?
You know me, I'm 3 against 1
Even if I lose today, you know...
I'm playing badminton, I'm smart
Relax
I don't know what you're talking about
I'm smart
Really?
But you know what's amazing about Tatsuninwa?
It's his beautiful muscles
His beautiful muscles?
His beautiful muscles
Why is that?
I wonder what his father taught him
Next up is...
Mr. Omotoko!
Why do you say "omotoko" and "omotoko"?
Why?
The first "omotoko" is "akko", isn't it?
No, it's "ankyo".
The first "omotoko" is "ankyo", isn't it?
The second "omotoko" is "ankyo", isn't it?
How do you like my "bichoku"?
It's disgusting!
It's disgusting, isn't it?
What's wrong with you now?
Why?
No, I'm just worried about "bichoku".
You're holding it up now, aren't you?
Since we're playing badminton today,
we'll have you play three sets.
The one who wins two sets first will win,
and the one who loses will be punished.
This time, you're not going to do it, are you?
I'll go to the judge.
Why don't you do it yourself?
I'll have to do it as a judge.
"Akko" has a little bit of "mekuso" in him.
That's true.
Then let's start the game.
Before that...
Who will win?
What will you lose?
Me or you?
It doesn't matter.
Let's open it up!
It's an ouch!
Sell me something!
You know it's an ouch!
It's an ouch!
It's an ear!
You know it's an ouch!
It's an easy game.
Here we go!
It's an ouch!
You know it's an ouch!
The winner is Akko!
It's an eye!
You're stupid!
You can't see it.
That's good, Akko!
It's an eye!
It's hard!
Shoot me!
Look, he's not laughing.
It's an eye!
That's it! It's over!
- It's over! - It's over!
- Why? Why?
- I'm sorry to say this, but you're like a dairy and a donkey. - No, you're not.
- You're no good at all. - You're no good at all.
- You didn't win.
Before the punishment game, let's hit him with a punch.
He's seriously angry right now.
- Ouch! - You guys are on different sides of the line, ok?
- Yeah, see? - No, it's not like that!
- We're not on different lines! - Which side are you on?!
- No, I mean, this is on this line. - Yeah, yeah, it's on this line.
I'm a referee.
What are you going to do if you live like a kid?
See, you can't do it anymore.
You can't do it anymore, can you?
Where's the producer?
No, no.
You know...
You're always like this.
Like this.
Why do you always do this?
I've been like this for a long time.
Huh?
Idiot.
You don't know etiquette! Etiquette!
What's wrong?
Why?
I think I overdid it.
Like this?
Yeah, like this.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
What didn't you like about me?
It's frustrating to lose.
Idiot!
Sorry.
You don't know etiquette!
You know...
You don't know etiquette!
Sorry!
You weren't in a good mood today.
You weren't?
No.
Or did you say something about Takeda?
Do you get angry easily?
Why did you get angry?
What?
You seem upset.
I'm going to go look for him.
Okay.
You've seen that kind of show before, haven't you?
I'm going to make you upset again.
Don't make me upset.
What's so funny about it?
When I first did it, I was pretty bad at it.
I was pretty upset for a second.
Really?
Yeah, for a second.
Sometimes I get angry at my acting.
But I didn't think it was acting at first.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought you were.
When I first did it, I was pretty bad at it.
But when I hit him in the face...
Yeah, I hit him in the face too.
Hey!
Yes?
Hey!
Yes?
You scared me!
That was funny!
You scared me!
What's wrong with you?
You scared me!
You're a professional actor. Why did you get mad about it?
You should know about this show.
You should know about it.
When you said "Matsubota Hamada", I thought you were going to say "Tommy".
You were scared, weren't you?
You knew about it, but you were scared.
You knew about it!
I knew about it!
You knew about it!
I knew about it!
No way!
That's why I thought you were pranking me.
You're the only one who doesn't know about it!
What's with you guys?
If you came in a little earlier and practiced badminton, you'd have gotten in trouble!
Seriously! Seriously!
I'm glad. It's good to know a little more about bad things.
It was a huge success.
That's how it is.
It was fun.
Thank you very much!
"Kid's Favourite Items" Big Cutter Battle Part 2!
- First question! - Yes!
- Name of a hero! - Huh?!
- Name of a hero! - Yes!
- Ready! - Gatchaman! - Gatchaman!
- Kamen Rider Amazon! - Yes!
- Kamen Rider V3! - Yes!
- Second Rider! - Second Rider!
- First question is for you, Second Rider! - You guys, go down!
- First question is for Fujioka Hiroshi! - Yes!
- First question is for Genie-chan! - Yes!
- Name! - Ready!
- Trumpet! - Yes!
- Whistle!
- WHISTLE!
- Whistle! - WHISTLE!
The team name of the league!
- Berdy Karsaki! - Yes!
- WHISTLE! - WHISTLE!
- Tai...Tai-chan! - WHISTLE!
- Who's that? - Madagascar.
- Are you kidding me?! - Madagascar is...
- WHISTLE! - WHISTLE!
- The name of Enkatashi! - Izumi Irasu...
- Dandadam! - Yes!
- Matsubara Nobue! - Yes!
- Eh...Oakar Eisaku! - Wah!
- Eh... - What are you saying?!
- WHISTLE! - WHISTLE!
- You said you didn't need it! - WHISTLE!
- WHISTLE!
- THE END! - THE END!
- YOU LOOK LIKE A DECO!
- PANDA MARGARET!
- WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELF?!
- NOW, LET'S GO!
- A SONG SUNG IN THE MOUNTAINS, GO!
- From "Akashia"... - "Under the Flower", right? - Yes!
- "Fatty"... - WHISTLE!
- "Kill Me" by Meguru! - WHISTLE!
- Sushi-story! - GO!
- "Koada"! - GO! - WHISTLE!
- "Akanai"! - "Kadohana-yamaki"! - WHISTLE!
- "Ebibaki"! "Ebibaki"! - WHISTLE!
- "Anneke"! - WHISTLE!
- "Awa"! - WHISTLE!
- Now, let's go!
- Name of a solar system! - Mars! - Mars, yes!
- Jupiter! - Jupiter, yes!
- Saturn! - Saturn, yes!
- Earth! - Earth, yes!
- Saturn! - Saturn, yes!
- Saturn, yes!
- WHISTLE!
- MORE!
- WHISTLE!
- This was really smelly just now!
- Well, then... - Yes?
- It's the last one! The third round! - Eh?
- I'd like to do it! - Yes, please sit down.
- That's right! You do it! Just once!
- This is tough! - No, w-w-why?
Good for you, Jimmy, right?!
You're laughing at me!
Name of the person who took the seat!
Yes, from me!
- Kyokuto-san. - Ah, Konishiki.
- Konishiki. - Yes.
- Onii-chan. - No!
What's with you?!
- If you say "onii-chan", you'll know! - Whose "onii-chan" is that?!
- If you say "onii-chan", you'll know! - Hey, if you say "onii-chan", Matsumoto Takahiro will be the only one floating.
Let's go.
Hey, you're my "onii-chan" now!
Foreign movie star!
- Uh... yes, from me! - Yes.
- Shiba-chan. - No!
Wait a minute!
Yes, sit down, sit down, sit down!
- Shiba-chan! - Yes, yes, yes, of course!
- Shiba-chan! - Yes, top!
- Yes, top! This distance is the worst distance. - Which one?!
- Name of an old story! - Huh?!
- Like "Momotaro" or something like that, right? - Yes!
- Uh... "Momotaro"! - Yes!
- He's so dirty! - Yes!
- Uh... "Grandpa Hanasaka"! - Yes!
- The one where an old woman becomes a wolf! - Yes, yes, I know!
Hey, wait a minute!
- You don't know properly! - I know, I know, I know!
Everyone knows!
- That one, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- That one with gold and silver swords. - Huh?!
Ah! "Grandpa Kotori"!
- Huh?! That's not "Grandpa Kotori"! - No, no, I know!
But if you say it like that, you're going to get it!
- I know the title! - Yes, yes, yes.
- I just remembered it! - Well, well, you barely saved it, right?
- Yes, Gundam-kun! - Uh... "The One Who Becomes Butter"!
- Yes, yes, I know! - Is that an old story?!
- Is that an old story?!
- Is that a declaration of war?! - No, no, no!
- It's an old story! - No, it's not!
If you say it like that, you're going to get it!
- That's what I thought. - Yes, yes.
Don't lie to me!
That's the story.
- Yes, yes, yes! - That's not true!
- That's not true!
Why do I have to look up for this guy?
King Ready's name. Here you go.
- K. - Here you go.
- Get out of the way! - Get out of the way!
Damn it!
This guy is really soft!
One night after the stormy recording, it's the day of his debut live.
If you run away with the ball, I'll chase you.
Are you riding it?
The ad for the live is on that "village voice".
It's tough.
Ryuichi Sakamoto.
Sakamoto Ryuichi's photo is small.
Hmm?
Gensha girls.
Why?
You're a man.
Rappers' reaction is...
What?
Is it okay?
Why?
At that time, preparations are underway at the venue.
This is a famous store as the forefront of the New York club scene.
My arms don't bend at all.
We've been dating for a week now, but that couple has nothing to do with us anymore.
Three hours before the opening, the parade had already begun.
Of course we've ridden it before, but we haven't seen it either.
We're riding it today.
Mr. Sakamoto has prepared a royal limousine for us.
Oh, really?
What's going to happen?
It's not something you can do with effort.
I feel a strange tension.
For the first overseas concert, these two are nervous.
They've finally arrived at the venue.
(Mr. Sakamoto's performance)
The debut concert and the stage production were all done by Sakamoto.
Tomie, the hit maker of senbei, also participated in the concert.
As a reference for their stage performance, a dance demonstration was held.
Well, I think you have something good.
An hour before the opening, the final rehearsal.
(Mr. Sakamoto's performance)
Mr. Sakamoto's strict instructions also flew in.
It's finally beginning.
400 people have gathered.
How will the two of them accept the stage in New York, where all cultures are reunited?
Y'all know the word. Make some noise! Make some noise, y'all!
But you know what?
What is it?
It's scary!
It's especially annoying! Annoying! What does it mean?
I don't know! It's like this!
Hello! Hello!
Give me 5 million yen! 5 million yen?
Is it expensive? No, it's 5 million yen!
Are you going to lose? What are you doing?
Yes, yes!
White river, green hair, yellow ball, red ball, red ball!
White river, green hair, yellow ball, red ball!
Red hair, green hair, hurry up!
Let me introduce you.
This way, Koume!
Koume of Geisha Girls!
And Shungitsu!
And the drum is...
Katsuno!
Yeah!
With these members...
We'll go even further!
And then...
Oh! They're lining up!
To the party crowd, listen, get it loud
As soon as you wake up in the morning, you're caught in a weird game
Your eyes are close and it's cold, but it's almost too much for you to melt
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
The sun is setting
And then you wake up in the morning, you're caught in a weird game
Your eyes are close and it's cold, but it's almost too much for you to melt
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Thank you!
To the party crowd, listen, get it loud
As soon as you wake up in the morning, you're caught in a weird game
Your eyes are close and it's cold, but it's almost too much for you to melt
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
To the party crowd, listen, get it loud
As soon as you wake up in the morning, you're caught in a weird game
Your eyes are close and it's cold, but it's almost too much for you to melt
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Geisha Girls is Japan's strongest rap group.