AISubs v3.5
Don't drink that kind of weather!
I'm sitting here in the movie theater right now.
Isn't it okay to look for a movie theater like this?
Even if you're alone in the movie theater.
But it's a lot less popular than when I was in Team Zero.
Is that so?
Do you feel like you're losing popularity?
Yes.
Hahaha!
(Weird rapists, weird rapists)
I want to say it.
I know, really.
I'm a bogey, so...
Yeah.
I want to say it.
I want to say it, and I want to say it, too.
What?
Hahaha!
You want to say bogey, don't you?
Oh, you're in bogey now.
There's someone who can say it right away.
That's right, that's right.
There's someone who can say it.
But it's not really...
What are you doing?
You're not getting along with Takasu.
Yes.
Don't say "yes" like that.
You used to be a hot pot chef.
I'm a writer.
No, but sometimes you want to do it.
Everyone says that.
Right?
Say it, say it.
You want to do it, don't you?
Like "shirahadori" or something like that.
Actually, I was like this today.
Actually, the target of this prank is producer Suga.
Looking back on his history as a kid, his star quality is quite high.
His popularity is rising.
He doesn't look like a playboy.
This time's strategy is to deceive him with a prank, set up a first stage, and open up a path to becoming a star.
Will Suga-chan agree to form a duo with Yamazaki?
You're like Momura's parents.
You're a staff member, and then you become an actor or a talent.
How is it for you, Suga-chan?
For me, it's a very happy thing.
The band is the next star, the next star.
Right?
It's not like it's the other way around.
Right, right.
That's right.
For me, Saito was a big person.
He was a talent.
Right?
Well, there's that too.
What did you fail at?
Well, there's that kind of pattern too.
But you know, I...
Well...
If I talk to this person, I might be able to do it.
That's what I think.
That's what you think?
Yes, yes.
I'm in the middle of it.
Can I announce it?
What are you saying?
Can I announce it?
I'll announce it.
I really want to do it with Suga-san.
I see!
Okay, I understand!
I don't agree with you!
Can you make a joke?
No, I have a warm-up joke.
I'm thinking of doing it today.
You're thinking of doing it today?
Make me a joke!
Okay, I understand.
You want to do it, don't you?
I want to do it!
Okay, I'll make you a joke.
You want to do it, don't you?
No.
You want money, don't you?
Suga-chan is addicted to pranks.
But that's the difference of a producer.
Is it for the show? Or is it because of his love for stars?
As soon as they come up with a joke, he gets excited.
We're looking forward to "Downtown" too.
It's the first stage of a new duo.
It's the second half of the show.
We're looking forward to it!
Ladies and gentlemen...
It's already the second time.
You like saying that!
It's a little different from your face at the beginning of the opening!
You want me to say it, don't you?
No, I want you to say it like I'm someone else.
You want me to say it like that?
You want me to react to it, don't you?
You like it when I say it, don't you?
I like it a lot!
Usually, when a talent says something,
people come and put up a rope and say, "Don't go any further!"
They come and say it!
You know it! You know it!
You get drunk while saying it!
You get drunk and get in the car and say,
I'm going to get told off a little more!
Don't go any further!
I like it a lot!
You like it as much as that!
No, it's not like that!
I don't like it when people say it like that!
You like it a lot!
At a leather shop?
You like it as much as you say "leather"?
You're making me go crazy again!
You're such a coward!
It's only here you're a coward!
If you say it like that, it's not like you like it!
That's... that's... wait a minute...
Inside?
Yes, inside.
I'm looking out of the window.
Why?
Because I'm useless.
Shut up!
That's not true! That's not true!
I'm working hard like this.
You are?
I'm peeling apples for you and all that stuff.
No, no, no.
Do you know anything about water bugs?
Do you have any?
No, I don't.
Oh, you don't.
It's water bug's... turn.
You know this, don't you?
What's that? Isn't it mold?
Yes, yes! Mold! Mold!
It covers feet, doesn't it?
Yes.
And I think that's why it's like this.
So it's not such a strange disease at all.
No, it's not a strange disease.
So I'm not sick at all or anything.
No, no, you're sick!
Why are you like this inside?
No, no, you're like that.
What's wrong with you?
For me, it's high tension.
No, for you...
I don't like you, but if you're sick in an important place, what can you do?
No, it happens to everyone.
It happens to you too, doesn't it?
It can turn red or something like that.
What?! Where?!
Hey, stop it!
I can't do it when I'm too sick and it turns red!
Are you doing that again?
You're already 30, aren't you?
You have children, don't you?
You're Hamada, aren't you?
You have to work hard.
You're not a newcomer, are you?
No, no, I'm just saying you have to work hard like a newcomer.
Yes, of course.
Right?
Yes, really.
You don't have many customers today, do you?
Not many.
Why?!
I don't know.
You're not popular anymore, are you?
What are you going to do when you're not popular at all?
It's tough...
It's tough, isn't it? No one says anything to you.
I'll treat you like an ordinary person.
You'll be treated like an ordinary person. There are a lot of people like you.
Who?
Your applause is enough for me to fall for it.
When I see you like that, I sweat like crazy.
There are a lot of people who are on TV and disappearing now, right?
But you know, trendy actors and actresses are disappearing more and more.
Who?
Huh? That's not true.
Huh? Who? Who told you that?
Like... Yutaka Nanjou.
Who is that?! That was years ago!
You were riding a horse with Momoi-chan!
That's a long time ago!
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know about that!
You didn't say "trendy actors" back then!
I said "trendy actors" recently.
Do you know who's popular now?
Your son is popular now, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You're always overdoing it and putting out records.
You don't know why!
You sang the same phrase over and over again!
Are you stupid?!
Um...
There's also that... that girl.
What are you doing?
What's with her?
Is she wearing eyeshadow?
But she's pretty popular, right?
Popular?
You know, that drama...
Lately, the drama has been...
Oh, right.
What? Your girlfriend is small?!
Hey, wait!
Don't move! Don't move!
What are you doing?!
You're looking at me, aren't you?!
Is that so? Then I'll return the topic, but do you hate him that much?
No, but I don't say I hate him. I say he's working hard.
As long as he doesn't do anything, right?
As long as he doesn't do anything?
For example, he comes from the other side of Shakespeare's Hallway and hits me.
I say "I'm sorry" and try to leave, but...
You can't do that!
How about your hair?
No, I can't do that!
But you can do it, right? If you do the same thing.
Like what?
Hit me and say "I'm sorry", what would you do?
But if you hit me and say "I'm sorry", what would you do?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
You avoid it all!
That's not possible!
What?!
That's not possible!
You're not even wearing shoes?
I want to throw up.
Kick!
Last week it was a cut! I kicked you!
I'm sorry.
Hey!
You put your head down on the ED!
That's how it is.
One last question.
Geisha Girls' debut single is only available in America, but it's not sold in Japan?
I really want it, so I'll think about it.
You want it?
We're already in New York, so you guys...
In the recording room.
Ryuichi-kun is already...
Oh, Ryuichi-kun!
Ryuichi-kun is already making about two songs.
That's right, that's right.
And I...
Ryuichi-kun says he wants to make it two songs.
Ryuichi-kun is amazing.
Ryuichi-kun said he wanted two songs for at least one week.
That's...
That's a bit of a schedule problem.
That's right.
He managed to finish it in one day.
What?
If you ask me if you can't get it in Japan...
You can't.
You can't sell it in Japan?
You can't sell it in Japan.
Oh, you're strong-willed.
But I don't know if the audience will agree or not.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
That's what I think.
You're just saying it because you're in a good mood.
Please make a reaction.
You're just saying it because you're in a good mood.
This is fortune-telling in Japan.
Shut up!
Chickens have claws around their calves, which humans call calves.
There's one here like this...
Looks like it.
Even though it's like this, there's another one here.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I don't think it'll touch the ground or anything like that.
But why do you think it's like this?
Are you saying it doesn't mean anything?
That's not true.
Then what is it?
I'll ask you.
Do you know "takaeba kiri basami"?
It's "takaeda", right?
It's "takaeba", right?
Make it a better one.
"takaeda" is better.
"takaeba kiri basami".
Yes, I know it.
So what?!
Talk!
You don't have to talk. I know it.
What is it?
You don't even need words for it.
What is it?
(takaeba kiri basami)
Get rid of it!
Who said that?
Ah! What's that thing that moves your legs?
This switch-like thing?
Huh?
And if you click, click, click on it, your legs go like this, so...
Is that it?
Why is it like that?
Who clicks like that?
I do it myself.
Did you kill it or something?
Why is it like that?!
If you try to grab something with your legs like this,
another little thing like a hand comes out of here,
and if you pull it, it'll click, click, click.
What's with the other little hand?
This hasn't been explained yet.
Is it doing it?
What do you mean 'it'?! It's not 'it'!
It's also a switch!
Is all of this a switch?
Yeah!
Yeah?
Switch.
Yeah?
What about this?
No, you said 'this' is also a switch.
This is also a switch?
This is separate, right?
You're human, right?
Yeah.
T-this is human.
What's with you?
Yeah.
This is also human.
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
No!
Elvis Presley?
I don't know!
I don't know at all!
Elvis...
It's Elvis Presley!
Elvis...
It's not Elvis, it's not Elvis...
Elvis Presley...
What?!
It's not, it's not, it's not...
He was wearing it on stage...
Who is it?!
Elvis Presley...
That's enough, that's enough...
Let's read it...
He was wearing it on stage...
What is the fluttering thing next to his costume for?
That's just a design, you know?
It's similar to this one, right?
Oh, it's similar!
What was that one again?
The one you do like this, right?
Yeah...
I don't know...
The fluttering thing starts like this, you know?
Yeah...
Right?
If it wasn't for that...
When you go "paah!", it goes "pachiii!"
Wait...
You drop it like this!
Here!
Oh, I see...
If it wasn't for that, it would go "paah!"
But what about Presley?
What about him?
What about Presley?
When Presley sings, he does this, right?
He doesn't!
Today's game is different!
Should we do this and go home?
What is that black thing you put on your shoulder?
I don't think it has anything to do with having a bow, but...
How do you say it...
Something like this, right?
I see, I see...
I mean, you do have one, don't you?
I'll tell you why I started playing judo from there.
I see...
Wait a minute...
Just tell me what this means!
Do you know Kamen Rider V3?
Of course I do!
Double Typhoon, right?
Yes, yes, yes!
Father, mother, little sister...
All of my brothers were killed...
Blood was spilling out of the shadows...
As long as you're alive...
Your father, mother and little sister were killed!
That's right...
That's why you got angry!
That's right...
And that's why you had a double typhoon!
That's right...
Do you understand?
I understand...
You understand, don't you?
You'd be angry if your hatred was killed, right?
That's right...
For example, if you killed your own parents, you wouldn't forgive them!
That's right...
You'd feel a sense of revenge!
That's right...
That's right, isn't it?
If you say this much, it's fine, right?
Do you understand?!
Isn't that an explanation of V3?!
It's an explanation of this!
Everyone around our age understands the explanation of V3!
Yes, yes, yes...
The reason I started Kyudo...
It's because I was Kyudoed before I started Kyudo!
What are you saying?
Gaki no Kikai Owarai Star is born!
A new star will be born today!
I'm excited!
I'm excited too!
Let's see how much he'll work for you!
Yes!
He's just joined us!
Normally he wouldn't join us!
But he'll do it!
He'll do it!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes!
Let's watch it!
Now, please watch this combination!
Here it is!
Yama-chan, who broke 920, found a super energetic partner and challenged for the first time!
With his well-trained speech and calculated humor, he threw himself into the comedy world...
It's Team One!
I'm Team One!
Nice to meet you!
Hey, do you want money?
I do!
Do you want to play word chain?
Let's do it!
Do you want to do it?
Kou-chan wants to do it, so I'll do it!
You're cute!
Who do you think you are?
What are you saying?
You're cute!
Let's do it word chain!
First, tools!
Tools!
Knives!
Do you have knives?
I do!
Why don't you have them?
And two of them!
Why don't you have two of them?
- I don't need them! - You don't have to say that!
- I do! - You don't have to say that!
Knives and weapons are all here. What about these underpants?
- Underpants? - Underpants and muscles...
- I'm embarrassed! - I do!
- Why don't you have them? - And I'm wearing them.
- Why don't you have them? - And two of them!
- Why don't you have two of them? - Two of them and a TV set.
- I don't have them! - Oh, you don't?
- I don't need them. - Don't give me all of them!
- Give me all of them! - Hurry up!
- I don't need underpants! - I'll use my bank card.
- Okay, I'll use my bank card. - Wait a minute.
- I've never used my bank card. - It's my first time too!
- Tell me how to use it.
- How? I'll enter the bank and say "gimme money" and you say "gimme".
- Gimme. - Okay? - Gimme.
- I'll practice. - Okay.
- Gimme money! - Gimme!
- Okay, okay. - Gimme!
- Okay, okay.
- Gimme! - Okay!
- Don't do it! - Okay!
Don't do it!
I'll get you! I'll get you!
- It's hot! - If you open two automatic doors, you'll get an apple!
Alright, let's go!
- What are you doing? - My hand got caught in the automatic door.
- What are you doing? - Hurry up and put your hand up!
- Don't do it! - Where are you looking?!
- Apple!
- Don't do it! - Wait!
- Let's go again! - Are you okay?!
- Alright!
- Here! - Here!
- Here's an apple! - Here's an apple!
- Open it up! - Give me the money!
- Hey! - Hey!
- You guys! - Yeah!
- The money! - You're the one who opened it!
- Give me the money! - What do you want me to give you?!
- I'm sorry.
- You! - Hey, don't look outside! Outside! Outside!
- Hey! - Hey!
- The police are surrounding you. - What?!
- Really?! - If you get caught by the police, you'll go to jail, won't you?!
- Shut up! - I'm not in jail!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- You were doing your best! - You were doing your best!
- You, who is making this comment, your timing is bad! - Wait a minute!
- I had a bad timing? - You had a bad timing!
- Maybe you were pulling my legs! - Do you want to do it for the second time?
- Yes, I did my best! - Honestly, you...
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
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