AISubs v3.5
I won't do it. My first love, non-max!
So I asked for his opinion.
Everyone, this is Mr. Kayama Yugo's house.
Wow, it's big.
Can I come in?
Actually, you can come in here.
You can come in here.
Wait a minute.
Camera!
You!
You've been found out!
Can I play ping-pong?
No!
You can come in here.
Can I play ping-pong?
Stop it!
Can I?
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
You can't come in here.
What?
You can't come in here.
You can come in here.
Was that you, Mr. Kayama?
I said "can"!
I didn't say "can", Mr. Kayama!
You can't come in here without a camera.
I can come in here?
Yes, you can.
Let me see.
I'm going in.
Wow, the entrance is wide.
Excuse me.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Hello, excuse me.
The two of us...
Oh, welcome.
Wow, you're really good at singing.
Not really, Hama-chan.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry for pushing you all of a sudden.
Oh, it's fine. Come in, come in.
Hey!
Why are you calling my wife while you're eating?
Oh, really? Do you know about that?
I do know about it, but...
You didn't realize it yourself.
I guess you have good reflexes.
It's not like that.
Hey!
Coming!
I'll be right there!
Welcome!
Why are you so surprised, Machan Hama-chan?
Oh, well...
You're surprised by your wife, aren't you?
Excuse me.
Our house is open.
My wife is always like this in our house.
Your beauty hasn't changed even now.
The two of us...
I'm so happy.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
Not at all.
Oh, right!
Why don't you take off your clothes, too?
No, no, it's not like we're...
It's fine, it's fine. Don't hold back.
No, no, it's fine.
There's food on the second floor.
Come with me to where I'm going
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't hold back.
It's a young man's favorite food.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you for the food!
It's good.
I'm sorry, but we're running out of time.
We have another job to do.
We'll have to excuse ourselves now.
Then you can...
Oh, that's right.
Uma-chan, bring me this.
What? Are you sure?
Then I'll go get it.
Excuse me.
Thank you for waiting.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.
That's amazing.
We ate it all.
That much?
Yeah.
You helped us out.
On top of that, you brought us a souvenir like this.
Uma-chan, bring me this!
I didn't think you'd bring this.
We ate it all.
I'm glad.
It was worth coming here.
You're right, Kayama-san.
Let's go home.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Today's Guest is Pretty Heavy
There's a rumor that today's guest is pretty heavy.
No way!
It's not funny at all.
No, no, no.
You're laughing like crazy.
No, no, no.
Yamazaki-kun said it every season.
Today's guest is pretty heavy.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're laughing like crazy.
You're not stupid, are you?
No, no, no, I'm not stupid.
But you look like a great staff member.
You look good.
Oh, you look good.
This is a picture of Un-chan on the bus over there.
What's this? You're still doing this?
Um, I'm thinking of making it popular.
Make it popular?
What are you talking about?
I've seen that magazine before.
You know, that old man in a bulldozer.
What's his name?
Oh, Cat.
You call him Cat?
Yeah.
Make it popular.
I've seen it before.
Make it popular.
You know, like Heme-chan from Dentei.
You look good in that outfit.
It's good.
What's good about it?
You look like you're leading young people.
No, no, no, no, no.
You look like you're a leader.
What are you talking about?
Nobody says that.
What are you talking about?
I, um...
You don't say that? You don't say that?
You're so wild, Matchan!
You're here and...
To be honest, I don't watch your dramas.
I don't watch them.
But I've heard rumors that you make people cry.
Oh, you like that?
No, no, why do you say that?
It's your future goal, right?
No, no, no, no, no.
I heard you make people cry with your stinky acting.
No, I don't!
You're doing that as much as you can.
You don't like it, you don't like it, you don't like it!
No, no, no, no.
Then why don't you say it properly?
You're the one who made me cry and make me taste it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Who made you cry and make you taste it?
You know, you made me cry and make me taste it for 24 hours.
How many times do you make me cry?
You made me cry!
You made me cry for 24 hours!
You're calculating it, aren't you?
You say this and you say that.
This is how my popularity will be.
No, you're kidding me.
Who would say that?
You know, Megumin and this guy calculate a lot.
Wait!
Megumin, you haven't calculated that, have you?
What are you talking about?
It's tough. Have you seen Megumin recently?
I'll dye his hair.
What's wrong with him recently? He's conscious of himself.
First of all, it's because he lost weight.
Right? He's lost a lot of weight.
That's right. Right?
Why is it like that?
Tell me!
Talk to me, partner!
No, no, no.
It's a necktie match, isn't it?
No, no, no.
I thought about it, but if you think about it, it's a microphone that doesn't close.
Oh, you've been wearing it like you're not going to close it from the beginning.
Oh, that's why you're wearing it here.
Oh, you're cool. You've been like that lately.
No, no, no.
Recently, I've been wearing my necktie here.
No, no, no.
I think it's going to be popular.
When you did it, you put it in here, didn't you?
It's not popular anymore, is it?
No one is allowed to wear a tie here alone.
Not yet.
I'm supposed to say this, too, but how long are you going to be like that community or something?
Have you ever seen me making it like this before?
Anyone can make it like this.
You can't do it at all.
No, my hair quality is impossible.
You can't do it like that.
No, no, you should try it.
No, you can't do it like that.
I mean, I...
I can't do it like that.
You didn't set it up today.
Yeah, I'm already messed up.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Lower your head.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I'm wearing a zip, so it hurts.
Are you Tamba Tetsuro?!
Don't move your head.
Why don't you try it?
Yesterday, the shampoo and conditioner were closed.
I don't care about that.
I don't know about shampoo and conditioner.
It's nice, isn't it?
What?
Today, I...
I...
I brought my passport.
My passport.
I can't help it.
At the end of this month,
I went to New York.
I went there for recording.
Thank you.
I also decided my costume.
It's tough, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But I'm depressed now.
What do you do?
Do you fly abroad?
How do you spend your time?
Well, you know...
I have something to say.
What?
To the person next to me?
What are you doing there at 13 o'clock?
No, no, I'm talking! I'm talking!
Do you know why airplanes fly?
You don't know that, do you? You can't even get in!
You know...
There's that thing that flies from above when an airplane lands, right?
Do you know what it is?
Don't ask me if I know what it is!
You've done it this far!
You say it flies, so what is it?
If you say it, I'll give it back and you'll forgive me, but...
You say it flies, so what is it?
I don't know!
You say it flies, so what is it?
Oh, you mean that?
That's...
Put it here.
Put it here?
It's oxygen.
Oxygen is sent here.
What? What did you say?
Oxygen is sent here.
Yeah, yeah. How do you say it?
Is it an oxygen pump?
Oxygen... pump... pump... pump... pump...
Pump!
It's not a pump!
Pump!
It's not a pump!
That oxygen pump...
It's a pump!
You put it here...
You want to be saved, right?
You want to be saved!
That's weird!
That's...
That oxygen pump...
It's completely broken!
That's weird! The oxygen pump is broken too!
It's broken!
Not only you! The oxygen pump is broken too!
Everyone is broken.
Everything is broken!
What are you relying on?
I don't know...
You don't know about the safety belt, do you?
Leaving aside the safety belt...
Even the chair is broken!
No, it's not like that!
Of course it will be broken!
If you push it like this or like that...
It will go forward like this!
I don't know about that!
You understand me, don't you?
If I would have said "gaan" or "gaan"
I wouldn't have said "gaan" like that
It's all katakana
You should speak with hiragana and kanji
But you can also do it like this, you know, on a chair and bend your knees like this.
What's that?
Huh?
Is there anyone who does it like that?
I'll explain it to you, sis!
Is it Thai Air Force or something like that?
Why do Thai people do it like that?
Tell me about it!
There's no Thai people! If it was dangerous, we'd do it right away!
I'm scared... I'm scared...
But it can't be helped, it can't be helped.
If you're going to die at the same time, I'd like to die with someone I like.
What are you talking about?
Because you're so uncool!
You wrote a record in America and said you wanted to go to Geisha Girls.
You threw it away, the plane crashed and you said you died.
I didn't know anyone around me.
You didn't know anyone around you.
You said a lot of funny things to an old man you didn't know.
You didn't know what would happen if you died.
I guess you're right about that.
You don't trust me anymore.
What?
What can I do?
What?
What can I do?
I think so.
What?
I've seen you.
In a row.
What do you mean?
I told you that you don't trust me anymore.
You don't trust me anymore.
You don't, right?
What?
Why do you trust me?
Well, well.
Again!
I think it's popular to hold it several times while doing it.
Oh!
What are you doing?
What are you doing with one hand?
What?
Make me think!
What are you doing?
What about your right hand?
Oh, you're sitting!
What are you doing with your right hand?
Oh, you're lying down.
Oh, you're...
What are you doing?
You're funny.
Make me think!
Make me think.
What do you think?
You're curious, aren't you?
Oh, hello.
She's the poster girl.
Right?
Oh, hello.
Say something.
Oh, hello. I'm Eri Sato.
I'm 17 years old in high school.
Nice to meet you.
This is a hot topic now.
Oh.
This finger.
Oh, you're doing this!
What are you doing?
Eat it!
Wow!
She's full of motivation!
Eat it!
Do you like it?
Basically, I've been a writer since high school.
Intercept.
That's what happens in a match!
And you call that an intercept?!
An intercept is not a position!
What was your name again?
Sato Eri.
Do you have a talent?
No, I'm going to do a lot of things as a singer from now on.
What are you talking about?
Well, you know you can't do it all in one go.
Thank you for your hard work.
One more question. Why do you look at your watch...
I don't know!
Watch... watch...
Look at your watch. What time is it?
Why do you look at your hands like that?
I don't do it like that.
But you do it like that. It's not like you're at a party or something.
- It's like this. - Yeah, you do it like that.
- I don't do it like that. - But you do it like this.
- You're mean. - I say it like that, but you do it like that!
- What do you mean? - Then you should ask me what time it is.
- Ask me. - What time is it?
- What's wrong with you? - Where are you looking at?
- What are you looking at? - Here! You're looking here!
- No, you're looking at me. - You're looking at me differently!
- Ask me. - What time is it?
- What are you doing? - You're not here, are you?
- What? - You're not here, are you?
- I'm here! - I'm here!
- You're not here, are you? - That's not funny of you to say things like that.
- What are you doing? You're not here, are you?!
- I said "why are you here?" - No, no, I said...
- Want me to show you my spines?
- You want me to show you my spines?
- No, it's the same.
- Can you see my spines, you animal?!
- No, you can't!
- You can't see my spines!
- You can't see any of my spines!
- If you catch me like this, you can't catch me like this!
That's because you know how to do it, right?
We do it like this because we have to do it like this.
Why is he angry?
Why?!
Why is he angry?!
Bite me.
Who's going to bite you?
The face in the spoon may look upside down, but it must be someone's doing.
Oh, I see.
That's not the case with a mirror, is it?
Why is that?
Why don't you just think about it for a second?
Today is your day.
You didn't give me an answer in the end, did you?
What did you say?
Just ask me what I'm going to say.
You didn't say anything today.
Oh, I don't like it.
You don't like it, do you?
I'm asking you if you're drunk or not.
Don't lick the spoon.
What?
Simply put, don't lick the spoon.
I said it very simply, so you won't understand it.
You said it simply, but you won't understand it?
I said it casually.
Casually?
I get you don't like it, but why do you say it in reverse?
I really want to know that now.
You have to know it now.
I want to know it now.
Let's close our eyes for a second.
No, no.
You should have said it.
Then, let's fold our eyes for a second.
No, no.
You don't have to fold your eyes.
Calm down and say it.
You should have said it.
Spoon!
Spoon is curry!
Wait a minute.
Spoon is ramen, so it's not spicy at all.
You should have said it from the beginning.
Spoon is curry.
Curry.
Spoon is curry.
Curry is spicy!
Wait a minute.
Who are you?
You should have said it in reverse.
"Karai" is "kimchi"
Right?
"Karai" is "kimchi"
"Kimchi" is "tsukemono" (pickled vegetables)
"Tsukemono" is "sakasa" (reverse)
And "sakasa" is "sakasa" (reverse)
Let's go home.
You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.
Isn't it like that?