AISubs v3.5
As expected of Karakuchi, beer is dry!
"Gaki no Tsukai" compilation.
It's been four and a half years since it was ranked as one of the best fives in history.
Let's start with the nostalgic first episode.
You said you were a manzai student, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
You're going to do manzai in 30 minutes, right?
It seems like it.
We're from Yoshimoto Industry.
When we come to a place like this, we can do it quite relaxed.
But when we're in Osaka or sometimes in Kagetsu- tan, it's hard to do this.
Yes, sir.
Mr. Eirai of Yoshimoto comes to see us.
You're doing manzai first, right?
Yes.
Mr. Eirai of Yoshimoto Industry is behind me.
When I say "Mr. Eirai of Yoshimoto Industry," it sounds like I'm saying "yakuza."
"Gaki no Tsukai" first episode.
"Shinken Shirahadori" third episode.
Shinken Shirahadori.
"Matsumoto Hitoshi Shinken Shirahadori" second episode.
"Shinken Shirahadori," a recent hit series that challenges the limits of variety shows.
"Matsumoto Hitoshi's Miracle History" will be aired in the fourth episode.
I'm sure you've all seen it before.
What is it?
It's a cold drink.
It's a famous drink.
It's shining.
Is it big?
Wait!
(roaring)
You didn't know?
I didn't know.
But I got a complaint call.
Yes.
So, you know, they say a sword is not a toy.
Don't say such a thing.
Youth Special Project.
Adapting and adjusting for shooting.
This time, we're going to unify our minds.
Yes, yes.
Will you be back in two or three minutes?
Of course we will.
(thud)
Go!
Come back!
(thud)
Oh! It was dangerous for the second time!
Wow!
(clap)
It's not over yet.
What do you mean?
The second time, you looked like you were wearing a helmet.
That's impossible!
But today...
I've decided.
Are you going to do it?
As usual, I won't let you do whatever you want.
The Secret Projection Team
Matsumoto!
What? What did you say the other day?
"Isn't it the other way around?" You said it, too.
Say it one last time.
The Secret Projection Team
"Secret Projection Team" Episode Four.
Matsumoto, Shitoshi, Shinken, Shirakatori, and again and again and again...
Matsumoto!
"Extreme High Pressure Entry" Part Four - Downtime!
"Downtown Dinner Show" Part One -
This is also a hit project that continues up to Part Three -
"Downtown's Hidden Song's Charmful Exuberant Dinner Show"!
Hello, everyone!
Hello! Thank you for coming!
Well, Hama-chan and I came out of Hiroshima ten years ago...
Well, we wanted to become big, but...
We did it, but...
Somehow we came here...
We did it!
Well... I think it's because of you, Hama-chan...
What are you saying, Mac-chan?!
With that said, here's our first song...
Oh, you're going already?!
"Hurricane" Part Two -
All that's left behind is a scar.
[music and singing]
[Kuroretsu]
Here you go, Kuroretsu.
[Kuroretsu]
How is it?
It's refreshing!
[Kuroretsu]
There's also mint!
Mint?
I saw it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, miss.
Fruits Punch...
New Fruits Punch release!
Publish!
I knew it...
This is the scene.
Although we don't know where the winner is...
...the operation simulation and other information analysis are taking a lot of time.
That's where we'll do our best.
High density recording.
Hey, you in the back.
Yeah!
Good work, F-Fight!
Those eyes...
Those shoulders...
Those hips...
Hey, hips, F-Fight!
I hear you a lot.
S.S. Pharmaceuticals.
[S.S. Pharmaceuticals]
March 10th, Ikebukuro. Open.
Here's your shochu.
Break it up with oolong tea.
We don't have enough ice.
Can you do it faster?
I can!
It's done!
Treasure shochu with oolong tea.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
The 3rd best commercial victory, shochu with oolong tea.
Matsumoto Hitoshi lost in the red and white singing competition.
Following "Color Bar Pigeon", it's a punishment game of shochu live broadcast for 3 years in a row.
It's Hitoshi!
Together, Hitoshi and...
Mom!
It's Hitoshi!
Mom is here!
I heard it today, too!
This is a rock-paper-scissors game!
What are you doing? People are singing, and you're interfering!
Sorry!
Don't say "sorry"! What are you doing?
This is the age of impersonations!
Don't say such things!
It's hard for you to sing and impersonate at the same time!
I can do it, Mom. Number eighteen.
It's you!
Chiyoko Shimakura.
Chiyoko Shimakura, what song will you sing?
"Tokyo Dayo", Mom!
Let's hear you sing "Tokyo Dayo", Mom!
It's been a while, Hitohi...
Why do you keep saying "Hitohi"?
It's been a while, and you keep saying "Hitohi"!
What?
What are you talking about?
Sometimes.
What are you talking about?
You're more excited than usual!
What?
It's dangerous for you to say "Hitohi", but...
Hello?
What is that?
What are you doing?
What is that?
Hello?
You have a second-year elementary school son, don't you?
I have a sixth-year elementary school son.
That's Donald Stein.
I'm embarrassed.
Don't be embarrassed.
Bring me a packet of salt.
A packet of salt?
I'm a second-year elementary school son.
A packet of salt?
I'm a second-year elementary school son.
Are you going to bring it to me?
Yes.
Salt?
A second-year elementary school son?
You keep talking about your house.
What's wrong with you?
Bye bye.
Good morning.
You must be sleepy.
Good morning.
Don't look at me.
Hello.
It's me.
Did you see it?
Listen to my mother's scream!
Oh, I hate you, mother!
If you did, you'd better watch out for your parents!
Here you go.
I'm Hitoshi!
I'm Okan!
Hitoshi and Okan!
What's going on?!
Be popular with everyone.
Will you be popular?
Yes.
On Sundays?
What are you doing in your own house?!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
Let's do our best next year!
It's been a while.
Thank you.
Thank you for making me happy.
Take care of yourself.
I hope you'll get along with everyone in the future.
Good luck!
Tama and Evian's first ever public appearance.
They're in the dressing room of the school after they lost in the high jump competition.
Evian!
Evian, come here!
What?!
Evian, come here!
Come here!
Evian, you're in the house?!
Let's go.
Are we really going?
Yes, we are.
What is this school?
It's a penalty game.
No, it's a penalty game.
The plane carrying Hamada is finally taking off from Japan.
Will they be able to board the plane?
What is it?
26 hours from departure, they arrive in Shamoni, the city of silver lovers.
This is scary. Look at this.
What are you showing off?
It's easy to understand when you're confused.
You're showing off until a foreigner comes.
Asking for an avion, they finally start their attack on the ropeway.
We shouldn't drink water in a place like this.
And they arrive at the final point of the cliff.
Let's go home with water.
Where is water?
I'm sorry, but they don't have water here.
What?
There's a waterfall down there, and you can drink water there.
Are you stupid?
It's cold. It's hot.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, I can't introduce you.
It's an avian water.
No, I don't want it.
20,000 kilometers away from Japan, Hamada finally reaches his dream of avian water.
I got it!
20,000 kilometers away from Japan, Hamada finally reaches his dream of avian water.
The blessing of the Alps becomes a sparkling splash and is poured into the bottle.
Congratulations, Hamada! Your youthful punishment game and Mont Blanc's good luck have made our dream come true.
Once immersed in joy, his heavy footsteps become light and his dream bottle becomes a journey of miles and miles away.
It's an avian water.
No, it's a city water.
I didn't say anything earlier, but Alps water is Alps water.
Alps water came out of avian, so it's called avian water.
When an avian comes here, it doesn't go up, does it?
That's right.
Does it come out of there?
That's right.
Hey!
What are you looking at?
When you get off the plane and come here, does it hit you right away?
Because it's a punishment game.
You bastard!
It was really hard.
Oh, no!
It's like a punishment game.
Come on!
I put it in!
It's true!
It's a real punishment game!
Alice's luck becomes a sparkling splash and is poured back into the bottle.
Congratulations this time!
And you were stupid, weren't you, Hama-chan?
Our dream really came true!
Hurry up and go home!
What's wrong with you?! Are you in pain?!
It's okay, you know...
I'm going to drop you!
I'm doing this for you!
You're terrible!
You're too excited!
It's you!
So this is Metroid...
But this energy may be useful for humanity.
Ah! Baby Metroid is being taken away!
Emergency Test.
Space Hunter Samus Aran retrieves the kidnapped Baby Metroid.
Super Hunter Software. Super Metroid.
A tremendous underground fortress awaits you.
I met a senpai in the city.
He had a nice face.
Before I knew it, the suit looked good on him.
I must be one of them.
I thought of a job.
I became a merchant.
Business School, Tokyo Merchant Academy.
Mochero!
Mochero?
Yes, ladies, morello.
Mochero!
Mochero?
Yes, ladies, morello.
Madras Morello.
Wait!
What is it?
Big! Green! Big! Sexy!
Sorry!
Billy Joel believes in Minidiscs.
You can ride it, you can listen to it...
From now on, Minidiscs!
The first ever high viewing rate game, "I don't know what you're going to do if you hit a marigold".
It's a talk show where you have to imitate well- known people.
However, it's a game where you have to compete with each other on how many points you can hit in a place you don't know.
The hit plan continues to the fourth stage.
This is... I change colors every day.
If you look down, you can see it.
So you like it?
I did it.
I was a judge.
Here, in front of you, right?
I had an eye for that kind of thing.
Mom, are you okay?
The third stage, "I don't know what you're going to do if you hit a marigold".
How many points will you get?
Because you're a woman.
Yes.
If you ask for it, it's 50 points.
What?
If you can put Kana Mariko's whole body in a translucent garbage bag, you'll get 20,000 points.
Today's guest is Kana Mariko. Please come in!
Today we will talk about Kana Mariko's reflection.
No, I won't talk about it.
Why not?
Because I'm only about 15 years old.
How long have you been in the entertainment world?
I've never felt anything like it.
You have a pale complexion.
Yes.
You look like a disgusting man.
Enough!
Ouch!
What's with him?
No, no, no!
Enough, enough, enough!
Thank you very much!
You bastard!
What are you doing?!
This is all a joke!
I'm really sorry.
What about your reflection?
My reflection?
Well, when I talked to Kana-san earlier,
the translucent garbage bag became a hot topic.
You...
What?
What did you say?