AISubs v3.5
Secret plan part 4. Shiraha and Matsumoto are serious about it, but it's a little too late for Shiraha.
We did part 3 with Shiraha, right?
No matter how you look at it, I think he's turning it around and this is also a part of it.
You're saying that?
Yeah.
I think so.
Like, "Matsumoto found out about it."
You thought we found out?
No, no, we just did it normally.
When you think about it, it's a first for Shiraha to use a sword as a toy.
In part 2, I think he was wearing a helmet.
In part 3, I think he was turning it around.
And this time, it just so happens that Matsumoto...
Help me!
...is risking his life!
So I told Matsumoto, "Should we do part 4?"
Are you kidding me?
It's frustrating, isn't it?
The rating aside...
No, no, no.
So...
Yeah.
Um...
Do you know the Shirahadori Elite Army?
No, I don't.
Yes, I do.
It's famous.
It's famous in the industry.
If you do Shirahadori Elite Army...
The Invention Army was 27.1 in Yamagata recently.
That's amazing.
And...
If you do Shirahadori Elite Army...
Downtown Deluxe is also good.
If you do Shirahadori Elite Army...
You can make it more intense.
If you do Part 4 Elite Army...
You can make everything better.
Ratings aside...
Suga-chan had it before.
Yeah, Suga-chan had it before.
But it's my song.
I don't think it matters.
Suga-chan had permission.
So I'm okay with it.
What are you? A writer?
Don't say things like "this is my project."
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
Don't you get it?
What?
Don't you get it?
We're doing this for you.
We're trying to make you a star.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
What?
You said you wanted to be a writer.
No!
Let me do it!
Yamazaki...
Yamazaki-kun...
But...
The viewers...
They're in trouble.
Because it's live.
Everyone's wondering what happened.
Isn't it the other way around?
Damn it!
Yamazaki, look up.
This is the last one.
What will you do if you get hurt?
If I become a star, I'll do it for real.
No, you're wrong.
Don't say that, Suga-chan!
I didn't like the way he walked.
But I want to do it properly next time.
I'll do it for the last time.
And today...
I'll go above the white bird.
I'll try to go over it.
What are you talking about?
I'll go over it like this.
Are you stupid?
If you don't do it like that, I can't trust you.
No, you can't do it like that. It's dangerous.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I can see the friction force problem.
The rest is just a matter of feeling.
Are you okay?
Yes.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
You're okay, right?
Why are you laughing?
What?
You're laughing.
I'm not laughing! I'm telling you!
You guys are making me laugh.
What do you mean "you guys"?
I know you're trying to make me a star, but...
What is it?
I don't know.
Just say it.
You can't say it at the end.
I'm not saying it because of the rating.
Do it!
Let's do it!
Just say it.
What?
Just say it.
Let's do it!
They're finally challenging themselves!
Watch the moment of shock!
Well then...
We're counting on you!
Yeah!
Is it really there?!
Of course it's there!
There's something there!
It's me!
Yoshiko!
Let's go!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Today, we're here to see Osmo-san.
- He's here because of his health. - Oh, is that so?
Yo, he doesn't talk much.
He looks like my outfit.
He does talk a lot.
- The world of sumo is strange. - We've just heard about it.
In the end, even if you lose weight, you don't have to quit?
If you can't lose weight, you can't quit.
Why not? If you can't lose weight and you're strong, why not?
But isn't it like a uniform?
If you play naked in a match, you can't do it.
- No, you can't do it. - You can't do it.
Isn't it obvious? Isn't it obvious that you can't do it?
- If you can't do it, you can't do it. - That's...
- That's a little pitiful. - Yes.
- If you look at it, it's certainly bad. - What?
- If you can't do it, you can't do it. - Yes, yes, yes.
It's like a gift.
- It's painful. - It's really painful.
- It's like a gift. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's painful, but... - Yes.
It would be terrible if you did it because you're still strong.
But isn't it the past?
In the end, even if you're really strong, you can't quit.
There's no one who wants you to quit because you're strong.
There's no such thing in the world.
What about putting your determination into work?
Do you have the energy to do it?
I guess you do.
They're from the side!
Do you have any determination?
Are you saying it for real?
What's with that "wow"?
Why is it half-open?
Do you want it? Do you want it?
Do you want it?
Why did it become half-open when you said "wow" just now?
The kid from last week got eaten up in the Olympics.
The Olympics...
There's so much gold and silver and you say you got gold and silver and you happen to win, right?
Do you remember?
In the end, he had a little more than 100 jumps and he won gold.
He did about 90 jumps and was like "hmmm".
He always seems to be jumping.
I was nervous.
I was like "fwaaah" and I didn't know how strong the wind was.
But you said you failed.
Even an old man who welds can't fly when there's a strong wind.
You can't do it like that.
You can't say "fwaaah" and "fwaaah" when there's a strong wind.
He might have tried his best, but for you, the strongest thing is the wind, isn't it?
The wind is strong, but hitting it at the right time is also a skill, isn't it?
You have teeth, don't you?
Ah! The ground is going to disappear!
Wow!
By the way, Connor...
No, no, that's not it! I'm an amateur and I don't know it, but...
No matter how high you fly, you can't fall, can you?
You have to land properly and touch the ground, and then you can fall, right?
Anyway, you've come this far.
You've come from a high place!
If you don't say it clearly, you'll be fooled and you won't be fooled.
No, I mean...
Connor and Connor may fall.
Oh, is that so?
You shouldn't have come when the sky was falling!
Why is it okay?
I don't know!
I don't like it!
There's a meaning in falling!
No, it's not like that!
It doesn't matter if you land or not!
It's a distance!
No, it's not like that!
It's a distance!
You don't care if you fall or not!
You don't care if you land or not!
I don't care if you land or not!
I don't care if you fall!
No, you don't care if you fall!
You have to touch the ground!
But you shouldn't fall!
No, no...
You don't care if you land or not!
No, let me ask you!
What did you say?
You should say you land or not!
I should've said that first!
I'll land today!
Don't worry about landing!
We'll do it at your cheek bones!
You don't have to say it!
It's fine.
It doesn't matter where we get off.
No, that's your idea!
What, you want us to get off in shoes?
Not in shoes!
What's with the long shoes?!
Are you wearing shoes, too?!
If you want, you can do it like this!
No one said they wanted to get off here!
You're the only one who said you wanted to get off here!
Everyone wants to get off here!
You don't get it, do you?
Why do they have to wear tight clothes like that?
Doesn't that mean a little resistance from the wind?
A little resistance from the wind?
So you can move forward a little in the wind?
If you're swaying like that...
That's wrong.
That's wrong?
When you say "fwaa", you say "fwaa"!
That's wrong!
You can't do it like that!
But you're like a parachute!
When you put it on a car and brake...
"fwaa" and you brake a few times, right?
If you put it on a car while you're flying, it won't fly?
That's right.
What are you saying?!
That was fast!
But don't you think Japan is underrated?
Underrated?
They say "Wow, you won a gold medal!"
If you win a gold medal in a foreign country,
they do it in a country where you can't eat for the rest of your life.
I see.
Japan is like that.
Why is there a kid in a phone box saying "forget it"?
The guy who was doing wrestling.
He ran to the phone and said "forget about the gold medal!"
That must have been a long distance call.
No, no, no.
That wasn't funny.
He ran to the phone and said "forget about the gold medal.
It's not enough for 100 or 200 yen."
I'm still doing it!
It's good that you're asking for money.
Who are you asking for money from?
Give me your number!
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
But it's amazing.
Well, what do you think?
A joke? A quiz joke?
You know, like speed skating.
It's not cool.
What?
The start.
It's not cool?
I don't mind.
It's weird.
You should do it!
I can't do it!
I can do it like this.
Get out of my way!
I'll take your money!
It's weird.
What do you think?
It's weird.
What's weird?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's hot.
The other day...
Don't say it!
The other day...
Don't say it!
We were shooting.
And suddenly a yakuza appeared in the drama.
It's rare.
He was wearing a red perm.
He was wearing a red shirt.
I was watching him like this.
I was a little far away and he was saying "Wow, he's a yakuza."
You're quick to recognize a yakuza.
You're wearing a short poncho and a red shirt and you're saying that.
If you knew he was a yakuza you'd change your mind.
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Who gave you permission to do this, you bastard?
He said.
It was like an "it's me" case.
Wow, he's a yakuza.
Who gave you permission to do this, you bastard?
That's enough, you bastard!
He said and threw everything in the trash.
You idiots, what are you doing, you bastards?
Hey you, you bastards!
Hey, you bastards, there's a lot of them!
Hey, take them away, you idiots, there's an office nearby!
Everyone was saying that, and one of them came back and said, "How'd it go?"
Not much, he's a fishmonger.
Oh is that so? I'll be careful then.
Yeah.
Yageda is scary.
You're like that too, everyone is like that.
What?
I'll say it!
When I feel like I did something wrong,
even if it's like Gary Venkman or Yakuza,
I'll do it my way for the rest of my life.
But you change your way of greeting depending on the rank of the talent, don't you?
That's not true!
Wait a minute! When and for whom am I doing that?
Even if an A.D. greets you, you don't do it properly.
No, I don't!
That's because I'm doing it all the same, from an A.D. to a producer and so on.
I'm doing it all the same.
Shut up! Have you ever called an A.D.? I've never asked you!
You're stupid!
No, I haven't!
No, you have!
I've never asked you!
I'll call you and text you in the morning!
I've been wondering for a while now, but the lever you often see in the bathroom is written "dai" and "shou"
Does it mean "water quantity" or "over there"?
But doesn't it mean both?
It says "dai" under "dai" and "shou"
But let's say you pooped, right?
When you pooped a lot, it wasn't "dai", was it?
But "dai" is under "shou", so you twist "dai", right?
"Dai" is under "shou"? No, I mean "shou" is under "dai"
Even if you poop "shou", you still poop "dai", right?
For about an hour, you can't stop pooping "shou" and "dai"
Which one is "dai" and which one is "shou" and "dai"?!
That's ridiculous!
No, you can't poop "shou" and "dai"!
"Dai" is not something you can't poop "shou" and "dai"!
It's like you're puking even though you pooped "shou" and "dai"
I'm glad you did it!
That's a bit of a challenge!
Even if it's dirt, poop is poop, so if you have to wipe your ass, you have to twist the table.
I don't think so.
Why not?
It doesn't matter if you do the table or the show, the amount of water is usually the same.
That's not true.
It's not like that.
No, I'll twist the table in front of you.
Oh, that's cool.
You can't be so cool.
Are you a nationalist?
What are you saying?
Don't say things you don't understand!
Speak your mind!
I'll tell you what I'm hiding.
Just say it.
When you poop, you twist the table. When you wipe your ass, you twist the show.
It's like a survey.
There are a lot of people doing this on the street.
There are a lot of cars.
There are a lot of people doing this and that.
There are toilets in every house, right?
Yes, there are.
They check how much you poop and how much you wipe your ass.
Who does that?
Haha, everyone pooped a lot this month.
What?!
Who would be happy about that?
You have to work hard and say it.
Who would be happy about that?!
Before that, let me say something funny.
Hello.
Yes.
I'm suffering from an illness.
Yes.
The illness is that when you go into a crowd of people, you can't stop pooping.
Really?!
Don't say things you don't understand!
Thanks to that, even if I have a boyfriend, while we're on a date, I poop many times and he runs away.
I'm so happy that I'm about to cry when I see you two being bullied on TV.
No, I'm jealous.
Until now, you've taken a lot of medicine.
Was it wrong for you to put a line on your butt because of the illness?
What should I do?
You can put up with it, right?!
It's not like you can't put up with it.
I think it's because of your mentality.
What do you mean?
When a crowd of people comes together, you want to run away from that place as soon as possible, right?!
And your body automatically produces something like a turbo.
You want to run away as soon as possible, so you poop, poop, poop.
Boo! Boo!