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In the fall of 1915, "Gaki no Tsukai" also aired 299 times from the start.
So, this week, we will record "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Ara" in "Kouyuu" at the 300th anniversary anniversary festival.
At the beginning of the program, in 1990, we invited celebrities of various topics and deepened "Kouyuu" with numerous opening projects.
Kin-chan's appearance in "Kasou Taishou", "Batsu Game" and many other memories.
In 1991, with absolute support, the program went from midnight to Sunday night.
In 1992, the famous "So-chan-ga" Grand Prix was born, and it became a big topic.
In 1993, the project reached 20% of viewership and many people had a good time in "Kouhyou - Tataite Nanten".
And from 1994, let's start today's "Kouyuu" recording.
Thank you very much.
Today, Guts and Yokozuna will compete against entertainers they invited as a talk show to see if they can prank them without being noticed.
They were quite nervous about former world champion Guts and Yokozuna.
What are you doing?
We met quite a long time ago, didn't we? Do you remember, mom?
What? Why?
What do you mean "why"?
Well, I think it was about ten years ago.
Let's do an interview.
Let's do it.
My arms are big.
Ready, start!
Start!
When you come...
Ouch!
Excuse me for a moment.
Yes, Guts and Yokozuna.
Thank you very much.
Next time on "Guts and Yokozuna"
Entertainers, will you win the Grand Prix?
Likewise, in "Will you win the Grand Prix?"
we invited a rare guest.
I won't work for free today.
Mr. Watanabe Morino, for God's sake!
Get down!
Have you ever been caught in a job interview?
Are you a woman?
No, I'm not a woman.
What am I, some kind of running guy?
Mr. Watanabe Morino, for God's sake!
Here is your question!
Are you a woman?
Here is your question!
Are you a woman?
Don't say that!
It's like I'm writing something terrible!
Here is your question!
Are you a woman?
Here is your question!
Surprisingly, there are many women.
What are you saying?
It's a fact!
You don't know, do you?
Morino!
My image is...
You say "I'll go to Hateni" with your ears.
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
OK, Mado-san.
I don't know your name, but you look like a weird guy from a comic book club.
Hikaru Ijuin, Matsumura Kunihiro, Yamada Kuniko, Matsumura Kuniko, Yamada Kuniko, Matsumura Kuniko...
Matsumura Kuniho!
Matsumura Kuniko...
Wait! Wait! You're quite polite.
I'm sorry for coming all the way here.
Today, I was running with Tama.
I heard you've been studying with him for a long time.
Yes, I've been studying with him for a long time.
I came all the way here!
And he also ran with Tama.
Please look around.
Oh, really?
He's a rare creature.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Matsumura Kuniho
Oh, I've got a book.
You've made a lot of progress.
First of all...
The interior.
The interior has been removed.
It's been removed.
Everything's been removed.
What are you looking at?
Are you looking at "Gaten"?
"Gaten"?
Oh, really?
It's "Gaten".
What kind of magazine is "Gaten"?
"Gaten" is a new magazine.
It's a new magazine.
Oh, my God!
He's trying to get rid of Tama.
As for this magazine...
I don't show you any of the erotic parts of it.
Oh, my God!
So...
Let's show you...
Kyonryu
"Kyonryu" A.D.
Let's show you.
Excuse me.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
It's unnatural for a woman like me to go there.
What do you want me to do?
She's laughing. She's laughing.
And with the only woman in the world, we have this project.
The only man in the world.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing on TV?
I'm sorry.
You're going to get in trouble.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
You're a man without manners.
But even if you say it's hot in the summer, you can't lose in the summer heat like this.
This is a big deal.
After all, in order to prevent the summer heat...
You have to say the right thing.
I'm telling you the right thing.
The right thing?
Is there anything you can say?
Leave it to me. I'll say it.
I'll say it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Um... I'll say it.
I'll say it.
Shut up!
If you say it like that, people will gossip about you.
Well, you know...
Yes, yes.
I think you can say it.
After all, you have to move your body in the summer.
Yes, you have to move your body and blow it away in the summer.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Matsumoto-kun, what sports do you like to do in summer?
I've thought about it a lot.
You seem to like swimming.
I'm not talking to you!
What sports do you like to do in summer?
Scuba diving!
Scuba diving is good.
Then, the three of us will try diving in the water.
Diving in the water?
Yes, let's do it!
One, two...
- Feels good, doesn't it? - Shut up!
- Can't you shut up? - Can't you shut up?
- You can't talk normally. - Oh, I see.
- In that case, I'll give you a signal like this. - I see.
- Get up first and then talk. - You talk too much.
- I don't care. - Oh, I see.
- I'll do it again. - Oh, I see.
- The video I took a long time ago looked beautiful. - Shut up!
And the number of youkais living in the entertainment world has increased.
Youkais are not seen first.
Today, it is said that youkais have decreased considerably,
- but there are 5.6 million youkais in Japan now. - 5.6 million youkais...
- That's a lot of youkais! - That's a lot of youkais!
- Can you see them anywhere? - Of course I can!
I'm not stupid!
- What's that? - What's that?
- Step on it! - What is it?
- What's in the middle of it? - Huh?
- It's coming! Hurry up! - Step on it!
- Are you a youkai? - Are you...
Are you a youkai? Don't come too close!
Youkai Cat Girl!
- Step on it! - Don't come too close!
- Step on it! - Step on it!
- Don't come too close!
I'm so scared!
- Look! - What?
- There's something there! - What?
- There's something over there! - What's going on?
Hey, what's this?!
What's this?!
What's this supposed to be?!
Tempting Customers
This is the opposite side!
This is the other side!
Tempting Customers
This is bad! Stop it!
This is bad!
This is really, really bad!
What's that?!
It's slippery! It's slippery!
What's that?!
This is what I'm talking about!
Hey, watch out!
Hey, what's this?!
- Hey! - Yes?
- Let me sing you a song. - Oh, go ahead.
- It's "Youkai", you know. - Yes!
"Youkai"...
"Youkai"... What do you think of it?
What do you think of it?!
Youkai
- Your face looks nervous. - Nervous?
- Your face looks nervous. - Yes, yes.
- My face looks nervous? - Yes, yes, yes.
You bastard!
If you hug me like this, it's over!
If you hug me like this, I won't say anything funny!
Take this!
- I'm a little fatter, but... - Shut up!
Youkai
- Oh! - Oh, hello.
- What is it? - It's...
- It's an Otaku drawing of Chi-chi. - Ah!
- You're so cheeky! - Hahaha!
- It's an amazing drawing! - It's not!
- It's "Jomogo-ten". - It's "Jomogo-ten".
- "Jomogo-ten"? - Hahaha!
- Hello. - Hello.
- Are you his wife? - No, I'm not.
- Thank you for always taking care of him. - Thank you for greeting me.
- I'm sorry for disturbing you. - Oh, ma'am, this is...
- It's a little boring. - Thank you for coming.
- Thank you for coming.
- Ma'am, I'm sorry for taking your top-grade sushi. - Hahaha!
- Ma'am, you're really a "Youkai" who does such things. - Thank you for coming.
- Thank you for coming.
- What is it? - Well, you came all the way here...
- Yes. - What is it? - I thought I could help you. - That's right.
- We're people who can only think of ourselves as human beings. - Yes.
- I hope you can help us in many ways. - That's right.
- So, what are you going to do? - Today...
- I'm going to borrow some money. - Hahaha!
- No, today... - Yes.
- Since we're in your house in Shinjuku... - Yes.
- I'm thinking of looking up electricity. - Why are you looking up electricity?
- Oh, come on! - No, "downtown" means "looking up electricity".
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Originally... - Yes.
- That's... - Yes.
- If you use a vacuum cleaner, you use a lot of electricity. - Yes.
- Oh, I'm tired! - Hahaha!
- I'm tired of talking about electricity. - Oh, I'm tired!
- Let me give you a massage. - Where did you get that chair from?
- Shinji! - What is it?
- If you're looking up electricity... - I'm doing something useless.
- If you're looking up electricity, come with me. - What is it?
- I'm doing it for you. - Hahaha!
- Let me give you a massage. - Let me give you a massage.
- The electricity is fine. - Shall we go to the microwave?
- Switch on. - This is fine.
- I'm waiting for you. - Hahaha!
- Good morning! I'm Kyoha. - Yes!
- Shall we watch various things? - Yes, yes, yes.
For his friends and celebrities, Mr. Matsumoto makes a heartwarming project.
- What? - Hey! Hey! Stop it!
- Kyoha! - Hahaha!
- Sensei! Why do you imitate me? - Hahaha!
- I'm doing it diligently. - Oh, this is good.
- I don't know. - Hey! Don't touch it!
- Hahaha! - It's melting!
- Hey, go straight! - Hahaha!
- Here you are. - It's hot.
- It tastes like a hut. - Hahaha!
- This is good! - This is good!
- Hey!
- Stop it! - Okay.
- Hey! - Ahhhh!
- Hey! What is it? - It's like a work of art.
- Hahaha!
- Sensei, please cook your own food. - Hahaha!
- Can we eat it? - Please eat it.
- Oh, it's good. - I'll do something I'm not used to.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
After the commercial, Mr. Wada Akiko and Ms. Umemiya Tatsuo have a romantic relationship.
And, in order to eliminate the suspicion of the celebrities, Mr. Wada Akiko and Ms. Umemiya Tatsuo, this project was also made.
Witnesses, please come forward.
Wada Akiko has started her trial as a man.
Before I start my trial, I would like to ask Professor Matsumoto to come in and verify various things.
Professor, please come in.
Professor, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Can you show me your ID photo?
ID photo?
Yes.
Oh, it's a trap! Look at it, you bastard!
I'm going to skin you alive today!
Let me show you for now.
This is...
...the trap's photo.
Yes.
If you look at it like this, it's not much different from what we usually see.
That's right.
And I used my computer to zoom in on it.
Oh, you were closer to it.
Yes, I was.
It's a terrible fact!
Oh!
You bastard!
I knew it!
I've acquired an amazing VTR.
Oh, you have?
Yes.
If you look at it like this...
It's going to be a big decision.
I understand.
Yes.
Excuse me, sir.
I've also been appointed as an employee, but...
...from what I've seen so far...
...you're more manly in real life.
At least you can't change your appearance or your physique.
Now we can make a decision.
Yes, we can.
Excuse me, are you a woman now?
Yes, I'm a woman now.
A woman? You know too much, you bastard!
Decision
First of all, we'd like you to look at your ID photos.
Can you show me?
Yes, please show me.
I'm going to laugh.
Yes.
Look, you look like a real man!
Is this a mask?
You're wearing a mask!
Excuse me, sir.
Can you show me your VTR?
This is the doll in front of you.
- Is this important? - Yes, it is.
Are you going to make a doll?
- What's up, Chief? - You bastard!
You made a doll, too!
- I made a doll that looks exactly like Umemiya - tachi. - Of course, it does.
- That means... - Yes.
- It's reproduced as it is. - Of course.
- We saw that it must be a doll. - Yes.
- Could you bring me the evidence? - Oh, is that so?
- This is... - Yes.
Everyone, if you pass by a shop in Harajuku, please take it.
Like this.
Professor! Professor!
After the commercial, there is also a 94-year history record.
Dr. Masumoto's "Sudden Entertainer".
Measurement!
Yes, yes.
And for a project that approaches the secret of entertainers, we have invited this person.
- Entertainers... - Yes.
- Today, we will... - Yes.
- Measure them. - Professor! Sumi is here!
Professor! Sit down! Sumi, sit down!
- Professor, this is the opportunity! - This is the opportunity! Let's see it!
Baseball is a pitcher, but at night it's a batter!
Yes!
- It's out! - Really?
- It's out! - Yes!
Professor, this is... Professor, this is terrible!
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Today, I'm in trouble.
- Who's in trouble? - It's Igarashi! Igarashi!
Igarashi, sit down!
- It's out! - The result is out!
- OK! - Let's go!
It's moving!
Let's go and see what's over there!
- It's big! - It's good!
- It feels bad! - It's good!
It's a windbreaker!
- It's out! - It's out!
What's wrong with you?
The white one is narrow.
What's wrong with you?
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai",
94's orchestra,
"Tennen", "Bokenist", "Taishou"!!
In 1994's "Shimekukuri",
people like them also appeared.
Mr. Matsumoto, the judge.
Yes, yes.
I'm the judge.
That's right.
What are we going to do today?
Well...
I don't know.
What?
I'm sorry, I don't know.
You're the judge, aren't you?
Yes.
For now,
let's decide "number one" of "Tennen" and "Bokenist" this year.
It's an easy plan.
I see, I see.
Yes.
Let me introduce the three nominees.
Mr. Yamasaki Hosei.
And...
Mr. Koda Shin.
And...
And the last nominee is...
Mr. Tecchan of "DEMA".
Nice to meet you.
Let me sing an impromptu song for you!
"Japan Passing".
Now...
Mr. DEMA!
Good morning, Mr. DEMA!
Thank you!
Oh, Japan Passing!
Oh, you're Japan Passing!
Good morning!
The first performance is this!
Are you alright?
When I was in 3rd grade, you were in 1st grade, right?
When I was in 3rd grade, oh!
Oh!
Get up, oh!
Yes, yes, Mr. Koda!
When I was in 3rd grade
When I was in 3rd grade, you were in 1st grade, right?
When I was in 3rd grade, oh!