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Tsukishiki, Shinkon Hoya Hoya, Kotori Director, Sakamoto Prefecture, Otaku Homae...
- It's right behind you. - Yes, yes.
- Today's work is over. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's Shinkon Hoya Hoya and Nuku Nuku. - They're probably eating.
- I see. - What if they were?
- That would be interesting. - For now, let's bring the presents.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's not that loud. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But it's over there, right? - It's over there.
- Shall we go? - Shall we go?
Let's go!
[Tsukishiki, Shinkon Hoya Hoya, Kotori Director, Sakamoto Prefecture, Otaku Homae...]
- Yes? - Excuse me, my name is Hamada.
- Yes? - Is your husband at home?
- Yes, he is. - Excuse me.
- Yes, excuse me.
- Good evening. - Good evening!
- We're eating!
- Please come quickly! - Good evening!
- Good evening!
- We're eating in a dirty gym.
- But it's clean and tidy. - It's a nice house.
- He's having a good time.
- Wait a minute. - What are you doing?
- You're cheating on me with Lau and Eriko!
- That's not true! - Damn you!
- Lau and Eriko have three words in common! - What's that?
- That's number one! "I love you!"
- You can have lunch there once a month! - You can't cheat anyone!
- The reason is... - Damn you!
Wow, it stinks!
You're getting used to it, aren't you?
Did you know?
What?
It's difficult.
She woke up and said "Did you know?"
I can't read it!
What do you know? It's a shame, isn't it?
Sano-chan, this is not the only present.
Sano-chan, you like birds.
It's cute. Buy it for her.
Sano-chan, you want more?
Mama!
Help me!
I don't like it!
I don't like it either!
He looks happy!
Fly!
It's here, isn't it?
Thank goodness!
He's already excited.
Hey, penguin, can you show us your face?
In this room...
I've made a mess, too.
It stinks!
Not only for "Kotori-tachi",
but also for "Matsumoto-san",
we have a special guest today.
That's right.
Please welcome our special guest!
It's Kaoru Sugita!
I'll sing "Kotori-tachi".
When we were together,
we laughed a lot.
We looked like we were happy, but...
If my heart were the sky,
I'm sure it would be a pure white bird.
Hey, bird, bird, "Kotori-tachi",
let's sing a bird song.
Thank you so much, Sugita-san!
Congratulations!
You don't have to say that!
You came all the way here to sing!
Thank you so much!
You're welcome.
When I heard it live, it didn't sound like much.
(I'm scared)
Ladies and Gentlemen...
I'm here!
This is bad, isn't it, Sukashi?
What is it?
You know, you know...
You know, you know... you call me "the dropout".
"Dropout"?
Yeah.
For example, you know, in all of your life...
You know, which is more, the amount of money you lost...
...or the amount of money you got?
Well, in either case, it's the amount of money I got.
What?!
You're really dirty with money...
Why is that?!
Money?!
Wait, wait!
The amount of money you lost and the amount of money you got...
...are they connected?!
Of course they are!
In the end, I'm the worst importer...
But, you know, money...
...it comes and goes...
Shut up!
It comes and goes...
That's why I drop it!
If I don't drop it...
...it comes and goes!
This is disgusting!
No, no, no!
It's a mystery!
I don't carry my wallet with me...
My bag...
No, no!
I don't carry it like this!
No, no, no!
I don't carry my bag with me!
Oh, now you mention it!
I don't carry my wallet with me in the end!
That's amazing!
You keep it secretly!
Why?!
I don't keep it for anyone!
What else do you have? Fruits?
Every time you say it...
Apples?
No, no!
It's after the war!
I don't carry it around. I don't want to drop it.
No way! How can you live without money?
I said I don't carry it around!
What will you do when you go home and think of putting gasoline in it?
I won't think of it in my heart!
I won't think of it in my body!
It's true that when you become a talent, you don't spend a lot of money.
You don't spend a lot of money, do you?
I don't know how many entertainers there are now, but I don't know what to say about you!
You're the most common talent in Japan.
That's why you can't get rid of what you've been doing for a long time.
You don't really want to drive a good car.
You're driving an American car without a good car.
My car costs about 500,000 yen.
No, it's not like that! Think about when you won!
No, it's not like that!
I had money because I saved it when it wasn't selling.
I went to the company with cash and said, "Give me this!"
I saved it because it wasn't selling!
Give me this!
Boom!
I don't like saving money.
I really don't like it.
I wonder why there was so much money.
4 million yen. Why is there so much money?
Why is there so much money?
It's because I make money.
No, no.
What I want to say is...
A little while ago...
You tried to release it again!
That's...
That's because you're bad.
It's because you're a doji, right?
What are you talking about?
Apparently you dropped it on the Shinkansen.
It's your driver's license, right?
And in your wallet...
There's about 200,000 yen in it.
Give me that!
200,000 yen?!
Give me that!
What's with that "give me that," you bastard?
There's 200,000 yen in it?!
Yeah, there's about 200,000 yen in it.
You're a stone king, aren't you?
Well, 200,000 yen isn't much of a problem, but...
200,000 yen is fine?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that hurts!
It's not that big of a deal.
It's fine now.
Of course you didn't get your driver's license back.
No, and...
In the end...
Apparently you dropped it on the Shinkansen.
I asked around.
And...
This time...
I found it in Hakata.
Of course you didn't get it back.
No, it had money in it!
All of it.
It had money in it?!
It had all of it in it.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know there was such a thing in the world.
And I dropped my driver's license for 200,000 yen...
I didn't know I'd find it afterwards.
I was so depressed...
I didn't say it was a big deal.
It was like...
I was about...
To go to my own clothing store!
So I finished work in Osaka and realized I didn't have any money left.
I was going to get a fan letter from a girl who was chasing me.
I looked at it and there was 10,000 yen in it.
I thought something like this could happen.
What's that?
I thought a fan who gave me 10,000 yen could happen.
But that's amazing!
Isn't it amazing?!
I thought it was amazing and I didn't have any money left.
I thought 10,000 yen was precious and when I opened it and looked at it...
There was a one-yen note on the tape and it said "10,000 yen" next to it.
Master!
I'm not your master. You didn't do anything.
I couldn't laugh at this joke.
Have you ever been robbed of tens of thousands of yen?
I've been robbed of a lot of money.
Let's not talk about that.
But, you know...
I was walking around and saw my wallet in my bag.
I didn't think it was mine.
No, no, no. I would never do that.
I have that sense of justice.
If I were a politician,
and I brought tens of thousands of yen like Yami Kenkin,
I would say "no" to that.
No way!
I would never change my mind.
I'm that kind of person. Believe me!
No, no, no.
Are you mocking me?
No, I'm not.
Don't be like that.
How can you be like that?
But I thought you all felt like that.
Am I the only one?
You sound arrogant.
Can you all change your mind with a million or two million yen?
Can you?
Isn't it easy for you?
If you do something you can do right away, you can change your mind, right?
Of course!
Do you usually divide and conquer like this?
Of course you can!
Is it okay for you?
No, no, no.
If you can't get that much money...
That's how I feel!
Hey, you know...
What's wrong with you?
I don't want that kind of example.
What's wrong with you?
Then, how much can you eat?
What's wrong with you?
No, you're human.
I don't know anyone's.
No, no, no, it's me.
It's me.
How much do you want?
A cup of tea for kids.
A cup of tea for Sailor Moon.
Wait.
Will you heat it up for me before you eat it?
Heat it up and eat it.
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it!
By the way, how much do you want?
You said you wanted it!
How much do you want for that?!
No, no, no!
I said it, didn't I?!
Oh, I see, I see.
Let me eat it!
Can you do it for 100 million?
Can you do it for chocolate?
Oh, chocolate...
That too, behind.
Behind the chocolate?
Yes, yes, yes!
Bang!
Thank you.
So, will you do it for 100 million?
100 million, right?!
Behind the chocolate, right?!
Behind the chocolate, behind me.
In a little coin area.
I'll eat it!
Will you eat it for 100 million?
I won't eat it.
If you had a coin area, you wouldn't know.
But I'm sure you'll eat it.
You'll eat it, right?
I'll eat it!
If you have a coin area, you'll definitely eat it!
Because I don't have a shell in my body!
What?!
I don't have a shell in my body!
Really?!
I don't have a shell in my body!
Because you only eat what I eat and what comes out of my butt!
"Only eat" is not an easy word!
You only eat what I eat and what comes out of my butt!
It's "alpha"!
Here you go, Kuroretsu.
You know those American movies...
You know those shocking scenes...
It's funny when someone gets shot!
It's funny, but...
If you get shot like in those movies...
You don't get used to it, do you?
Oh, I see...
And the moment you get shot...
You're like...
You get shot and...
Really?!
You didn't get shot, did you?!
No, no!
My stomach got shot!
My stomach got shot and...
What are you doing?!
Oh...
You just added that, didn't you?!
I'm serious!
No, no...
That smell...
Wait a minute!
That move wasn't right!
Wait a minute!
Hit me!
Stop it!
That's not right!
You get shot and you get up!
And you do this!
You're lying!
No, I'm not lying!
If you get shot, you get shot!
But you didn't get shot, did you?!
You're bleeding a lot!
Really?!
Hey, hey!
That's not right!
Wait a minute!
That's not right!
You're bleeding a lot!
I don't know!
What do you mean?!
You idiot!
Okay, I'm going to do an agaki.
Okay, do an agaki!
Yeah, at the convenience store.
I was reading a book.
Suddenly, it got dark.
Wow, scary.
I screamed "Eh?"
A little later, I said "Excuse me!" and turned on the light.
There was a sound or something in the back.
Everyone who was walking outside got dark for a moment.
Eh?
I was standing with a book in my hand.
You should have done it before.
You have money, don't you? Buy it!
It's hundreds of yen.
Don't say that.
Buy it!
It's hundreds or thousands of yen a month.
It's a bug.
What were you looking at?
You...
You were looking at erotopia again.
There's a new series.
You...
There's something I've been interested in lately.
What is it?
Your lips look thinner than before.
No way!
Your lips follow your eyes!
Shut up!
Ms. Onoha, what do you think of Matsumoto-san in front of you?
Don't be stupid! How can you say that about my lips?
What about these stitches?
Why?!
Tell me!
Where do you have stitches?
I can't say it on camera, but...
I don't have stitches.
It's like a festival stitch.
Don't say it like that, you idiot!
Did you hear that?
Do you know how to sew properly?
Do you?
No, no, no.
Do you?!
We've been together for a long time!
Have you ever seen me like that?
Like that!
I remember now!
If you do that, you'll stay in front of the bandage for a while!
It's like you're wearing a mask for a while!
No, it's like...
I remember now!
I'm scared!
It's like when you pushed your front teeth!
It's like you were wearing a mask!
My front teeth were broken!
I fell down at the concert!
You fell down?
When did you start talking like that?
No!
Stop it!
You've been like that for a long time!
But you used to be fatter!
I'm serious!
You used to have a blue face!
You always had your mouth open!
If you looked at me from a distance...
What?!
You're mean!
I don't know what you're saying, but is the air too thin?
Is your mouth open?
A wife and three children go into the bath.
My question is...
Why is there a hole in the middle of the bath?
Isn't it for hot water or water to pass through?
What, what, what?
You're letting water pass through, aren't you?
What are you looking at?!
What do you mean?
See? There's a hole in the middle of the bath.
You can sit or walk in it.
Hello?
You're letting water pass through, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can just sit...
Hey!
What is it?
You're letting water pass through, aren't you?
That's...
What is it?
I'll tell you, but...
I don't know.
It's dangerous for a child to go into the bath alone, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So by making a hole in the chair...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do you say it?
With that chair...
With the hole...
Let's make sure we don't fall and go in for the first time, okay?
If it gets bigger than this hole...
Shou-chan, let's go in, okay?
In that sense...
It's a hole, it's a hole.