AISubs v3.5
I like you.
Ladies and gentlemen...
I'm sleepy.
Me too.
I was about to sleep, but my body is tired for a couple of hours, but my head is awake.
My grandmother is still in my head.
Of course she is.
My head is talking to my grandmother all the time, but I can't let go of my grandmother's illusion.
I see. But you have to talk in time.
Do you want to fight me, idiot?
And you used my story without my permission.
Shut up, idiot!
By the way, you had a meeting about an hour before the show, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
That's right. There aren't many grandmothers who have a meeting about an hour before the show.
It's okay for you to praise your grandmother, but...
I was too excited and had a stomachache.
(Whistle blowing)
I'm finally ready.
I haven't seen you yet.
The electricity was turned off!
What?
Idiot!
One word!
Okay!
Together, one word and...
Okay!
Mom came
She came again today
To this coffin...
That's enough!
I'm sorry!
What's with you?
You're singing and you're making a fuss!
I'm sorry!
You're sorry!
Why do you interfere with people's singing?
I've heard enough of you!
What are you talking about?
This is the age of impersonations!
You're talking nonsense!
It's hard for you to sing an impersonation!
It's easy!
Say it!
Really?
Sing it!
Really?
Then I can't say anything!
Okay!
Sakurada Junko!
Junko here!
Agnes!
Junko here!
Amachi Mari!
Junko here!
Nabe Osami!
Junko here!
I'm sorry!
You can't say you're sorry for everything!
I can, Mom! Number 18!
Number 18?! Really?!
Shimakura Chiyoko-chan!
Oh, Shimakura Chiyoko! What song will you sing?
"Tokyo Dayo", Mom!
Okay! I'll guide you, so you wait backstage!
I'll introduce you properly!
Now, let's have you sing "Tokyo Dayo", Mom!
Here you go!
It's been a while...
...since I pulled someone's hair!
You pulled someone's hair?!
It's been a while since you pulled someone's hair?!
What?! What are you talking about?!
Sometimes...
What?!
You're more excited than usual!
Sometimes...
I know how you feel!
Pulling someone's hair is dangerous, but it's fun!
It's fun!
It's dangerous, but I don't understand it!
Huh?!
It's fun when you're angry!
That's right! You take someone's precious hair and take it away!
You pull someone's hair?!
You pull someone's hair and take it away!
You're going to kill me?!
You're bad-tempered!
Hello?
What is it?! You're so mischievous!
What kind of mom are you?!
Hello?
You know, you have a son in second grade, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I have a sixth grader.
That's Donald Stein.
You're Donald Stein!
You're making me blush!
Don't shake me like that!
Hello?
Bring me some money.
How much?
I'm rich now.
Why?
Bring me some money.
You want me to bring you?
Yes.
Now?
You're talking about your own house.
What are you going to do with it?
Don't do it!
I can't... I can't do it anymore!
I'm so tired that I'm getting pretty excited.
I've been waiting for you.
Don't say too much. I'm getting old.
I'm walking on this road again.
It's been three years in a row.
It's been three years.
I'm getting old.
Is my partner in?
Partner? He's on his way here now.
He's a little late.
Good morning.
Have a seat.
Thank you for your hard work.
Oh, my.
How are you?
Oh, hello.
No, no, no.
I can't do it.
No matter how I do it, it doesn't work.
Wow.
Hmm.
But it's been three minutes this year, so it's still okay.
Oh, I don't like this.
Here you go.
Thank you.
When I couldn't remember it, I used to ask God for it.
I used to ask God for it.
Oh, I don't like it.
I'm out of my mind.
Oh, I hate it.
Oh, I don't like it.
Oh, it's hard.
Do I have to buy something?
When you call me on purpose, you say, "I don't care about the tempura. Give it back!"
And I say, "Give me 500 yen and I'll give it back."
I don't like that. I don't like that kind of thing.
And I want you to talk to me in a normal way.
In your own way.
I'm Chiyoko Fumakura.
It's been a long time since I held your hand.
Don't forget it.
You're right.
I wonder if it's okay.
If it's real, I'll be blown away.
You're a scary guy.
If you say "take my hand", I can't do anything about it.
If you say "take my hand", I won't let you take my hand.
If you say that, I'll run away.
You're a good digger.
I see.
If you say it.
If you say it, it's the worst.
That's weird.
Can I buy flowers?
Cupboard?
What's that for?
I don't really want them now, but I hope I can sometimes.
I want firewood.
Firewood?
I want firewood.
Do you want firewood?!
Hello?
I am...
Huh?
Did you sleep?
Listen to my mother's scream!
Oh, no! Grandma!
And then?
And then...
Watch how your parents live!
No. 4, 30 seconds.
Yes, 30 seconds.
No. 25...
No. 5...
No. 4...
No. 3...
Yes.
I'm Hitoshi. I'm Okan.
We are Hitoshi and Okan!
Mom came.
She came today, too.
Hey you!
Why are you always in my way?
Long time no see, Hitoshi.
Hitoshi?!
It's been a while and you're singing "Hitoshi"?
What's that?!
Are you going to bite me, too?!
What?!
Be popular with everyone.
Will I be popular?
On Sunday? Sunday?
I don't know what to do with my own family.
Thank you very much!
A lot of time has passed!
Is that so?
Well, that's how it is.
Let's do our best next year!
Next year, let's go with a doctor's joke.
No, next year, let me think of a joke.
Why do you say it so strongly?
Thank you very much!
It's over, it's over!
It's over.
Then, let's meet again next year.
I'll call you.
Thank you very much!
Let's go.
Okay!
It's disgusting!
It was scary!
It's over!
Hitoshi, you're doing well!
I always watch you on TV, but I was happy to see you after a long time.
Please take care of yourself and do your best in the future.
Hitoshi, thank you for this trip.
Thank you for letting me have fun.
Please take care of yourself and get along with everyone in the future.
Please do your best!
Hitoshi, let's meet again soon.
Let's do a manzai with my mother again.
I'm happy.
Okay! That's it!
That's it! You're too excited, old woman!
You know...
You're amazing! You're not excited at all!
But I know you're excited. I can't help it!
- You can't help it? - Yeah.
One of you is pretty good, but the other one is messed up!
You know...
- Yeah? - You know...
- You had a fan, didn't you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- He said you were taking pictures from outside the window. - Yeah, yeah...
- Please don't flash me! - Yeah...
- Please! - Yeah...
- The fans outside are holding back. - Oh, I see, I see...
I'll...
W-who are you?!
I'm Joichi!
I-I don't know!
- You had an old woman with glasses, didn't you? - No, I didn't.
I don't know her.
Huh? Wait a minute!
- I don't know her, but she's in your family. - The old woman...
The old woman brought you here?
Shitoshi, it's been a while!
"Yeah!" She said.
Who is she?
"Oh, hello!" She said.
- She didn't ask you until the end? - No, but when I asked her...
She's my dad's younger brother's wife's sister.
- If that's the case, it's a little hard for me. - "She's from your family."
What's that?
"Please show me your forehead, mom!" She said.
It's hard for me...
- Even if you say that... - Come here, dad and...
Dad and...
Who is she?
She's wearing glasses.
Dad, who is she?
Dad, I've never seen you before.
It's been a while since you told me, but I don't know why!
No, she's my younger brother's wife's sister.
Dad, look over here!
I'm scared of you!
- She said it! - She said it!
- She said it about herself! - I thought you weren't there!
Dad, look over here!
The price has changed, but will you eat it and say the catchphrase?
Hurry up!
Eat, eat!
You can't make a family!
- What? - Ah!
Eat, eat!
Congratulations!
Well...
Congratulations on your second birthday!
You're doing a lot of things!
- Just kidding, just kidding. - Thank you.
No, I've been doing a lot of things outside and not at home.
"A lot of things outside," you say?
Say it again!
You're doing a lot of things at home.
Why? I'm doing it to make tea!
That's not it! I'm doing it to make tea!
You're a hamster!
Scary!
Amazing...
- What? - The Hamada family is getting bigger and bigger.
No, no, no...
That's obvious.
You're young, Hamada family.
Our family is very rich!
I was surprised when I saw the newspaper.
- You saw the newspaper? - Did you read it?
No, I didn't.
Well...
On Sundays...
You're like a tiger.
Who says you're like a hamster?
- On Sundays... - You idiot!
- I'm not an idiot!
- On Sundays... - You idiot!
- You only go now and work, don't you? - That's where you came from.
- Well, I was quite late, too, considering that.
- But you know, there are kids everywhere.
- You're a real... - No good!
- You're nothing!
- Well, I guess I'll... You know...
- Let's talk about this. - No seeds?
- I think you're right.
- When I was about 21 years old...
- I had a fever of about 44 degrees.
- You idiot! - You idiot! - You don't believe me, do you?
- I had a fever of about 44 degrees.
- My fingers were a little melted. - You liar!
- You idiot!
- You'd better not melt!
- At that time, when I had a fever of over 40 degrees...
- I didn't know whether I'd have no seeds or become an idiot.
- Try it! - This is fun!
- No, no, that's...
- You should have done it before you had a fever!
- If you get too angry...
- I was asked, "Which one is it?"
- And I didn't become an idiot.
- I had a lot of computer graphics.
- Well, that's an idiot.
- I think it's probably true that I didn't become an idiot.
- But I don't think I can be a child.
- I'm not a childlike character!
- It's scary for me to go somewhere in a wheelchair like that!
- If you did something like this? - It's scary!
- You hate it, don't you? - Yeah...
- What? - You hate it, don't you?
Well, it's not cute, you know.
I think everyone should live more honestly.
Children are cute...
Well, men anyway...
Women who say children are cute are mostly lying, aren't they?
They really hate it, you know?
If a woman doesn't think children are cute, it's no good, you know?
That's you, isn't it?
No, no, I really hate it, you know?
Even though you don't like it that much, you say you love children, you know?
If you say it like that, people will think you're a terrible woman.
Honestly, you should live more honestly.
If you go out for a meal and say something about poop, people will say, "Ah, I don't feel like eating it."
It has nothing to do with it! It's definitely not cute!
- Well, it's not cute, it's not cute... - You say that while you're pooping here in the restaurant!
It's not cute, it's not cute...
You put poop around a glass and drink wine!
Why doesn't your elbow hurt even if you stand up?
- That's right. It hurts when you stand up, doesn't it? - No, it doesn't hurt at all!
- No, it doesn't hurt like this at all. But it hurts like this, doesn't it? - No, it doesn't hurt at all.
- Hang in there! - No, it doesn't hurt at all.
That's not an elbow!
(laughter)
- Why doesn't your elbow always hurt? - What's wrong with it? - It's a different pattern.
- It's got judoka in it! - Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- Isn't there something like that? - No, no, it's not like that!
- Right? - Yes, yes. - That's right, that's right.
- So that's about it. - Where do you usually look like this and how do you look like that?
- I have a cell phone. - Yes. - Well, most people have pocket bells these days, but... - Yes.
- That's, for example, my cell phone rings. "Oh, it's not me," you say, right? - Yes.
- "Oh, Nanane's cell phone is ringing," you say, right? - Yes. - But that's a mistake. - Oh, really?
- I have a cell phone, but it's not my cell phone.
- Well, you could say I'm borrowing a cell phone. It's a rental one. - Yes, yes, yes.
- If I say I have it, it's my cell phone, but it's not my cell phone. - Oh, I see.
- The elbow is like that, too. (laughter)
- Whose elbow?! (laughter)
- Whose elbow is on my body?! (laughter)
- If you look for it, you'll be too sad. (laughter)
- I'm looking for it, too. (laughter)
- I know you want to find your elbow holder. (laughter)
- No, it's because you say that! - But if you say it, it may bother them. (laughter)
- They may already have a family. (laughter)
(laughter)
- You know what I mean?! - You know what I mean?! (laughter)
- You know what I mean?! - You know what I mean?!
(laughter)
- Well, well, well... - He's good.
- You're so bloody pissed off!
(laughter)
- It hurts to write lyrics!
- Of course it doesn't!
(laughter)
- (laughs)
- What are you laughing at?!
(laughter)