AISubs v3.5
In the summer of the same year, again and again, Shinken Shirakado was brought in.
In the afternoon of the week, the staff producers gathered again and once again...
We did it with Shirakado rappers, didn't we?
At first, we were told that katana wasn't a toy, and we did it because we were frustrated, didn't we?
When we did it for the second time, it looked like you were wearing a helmet.
Was it January 2nd?
When we did it for the second time?
As a rapper?
They must have looked down on us.
This is an old scene.
The original hairstyle and words are gone.
I looked back and I think my body balance is a little bad, but...
I see.
That's right.
It's dangerous, and it's over for us.
That's right.
However, in terms of the program, in your opinion...
I think we should push it a little more.
I think it's a little frustrating.
So...
One more time, okay?
Look, I don't even have a helmet.
And I'm serious about katana.
Shouldn't we do it?
No, it's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
It doesn't matter if you can't see it or not.
Let's do it.
However...
The other day, at the end of New Year's Day...
The ratings were good.
Part 3...
What are you talking about?
You're still talking about that!
Stop it!
Hey!
You bastard!
Hey!
You're out of your mind!
What are you talking about?
You're out of your mind!
What are you doing?
Oh, my bad arm.
Finally appearing, Mr. Matsumoto...
His back is still cold.
I want to ask you something.
I know you're going to say it.
You're still wearing that thing?
What do you mean?
The second time, it looked like you were wearing a helmet.
That's not possible.
It's over now.
You can say it's over.
I...
I don't know what the numbers are like.
The numbers are different.
It's been like this for a while.
I don't like it.
But today...
I decided...
You're doing it?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Etobo-kanefusa-masatsugu.
It was made by a tobokobo from 500 years ago.
It's called "Iradi-shenran" and it's called "Etobo".
Is it good?
It's not good.
It's dangerous.
You're dangerous. Stop it, seriously.
Eight horsepower.
I don't think it's that much.
As a viewer, I'm seen as a comic book character.
So what?
I don't think that's right.
What? Why?
Before that, let's start with an example and end with an example.
What?
You know what I mean, right?
But their breathing is something you can't show.
You don't have to show it.
Your bogey and push-ups, your breathing.
Your usual bogey and push-ups are different from folk dance and narco dance.
I see.
You can't show it.
What are you laughing about?
I see.
All right, I'm going to do some mental unification for you.
As soon as you get in, do it without losing your mind.
As soon as I get in, Muhammad, swing your sword down for me.
All right.
Do it.
The time has finally come for it to be realized.
(KAMEN RIDER Z)
(Ladies and Gentlemen)
So, shall we talk for another 30 minutes and go home?
Well, the opening was pretty interesting, so we'll just go with that.
Today's opening was...
Today's opening was interesting.
Even though it was interesting, I don't know what to say.
Oh, I guess I'll say what I have to say first.
Oh, really? What is it?
Well, Matsumoto-kun's punishment game.
February 2nd.
Yes.
Wednesday.
Well, if we go from this room, it'll be the next day.
It's Sunday, so it's tomorrow, the next day, the next day...
Yes, yes, yes.
Wednesday morning at 4:57.
(Laughter)
Three minutes until 5 o'clock!
(Laughter)
We'll broadcast it live!
(Laughter)
Well, before that...
Am I...
(Laughter)
an idiot?
I was doing it, but...
At that time, I was given three minutes and it became a show.
(Laughter)
Matsumoto-kun and...
And...
Okano Akiko!
(Laughter)
For three minutes, I'll do a manzai performance! (Laughter and applause)
Okano Akiko will be in the lead! (Laughter)
No, really, you know...
No, it's not like that!
Don't do a manzai performance! Give me a hundred steps!
Let's say "OK"!
Why do you... at four fifty something minutes... (Laughter)
I don't know if I should do it or not!
Those three minutes...
If you don't use them...
I'll send you a live broadcast.
Call your parents early!
Call your parents!
(Laughter)
(Singing)
Well...
It's true...
I'll do it, but...
If you say "OK" in two different ways...
One is OK and the other is not OK!
(Laughter)
That's not good!
So...
Well...
I said "why don't you ask him?"
To the staff of this show...
To the staff...
Well...
I don't know what kind of person Ete is...
Right!
It's weird for me to say it directly...
So I said "why don't you ask him?"
And when I asked...
He said "OK, OK"!
(Laughter)
Well...
Before that...
Well...
Actually...
I was supposed to do a Go-Ranger show...
Right...
From Hitoshi-Ranger...
From Okan-Ranger...
From Oton-Ranger...
Oton-Ranger...
(Laughter)
And Onin-Ranger...
Oni-Ranger...
All five of us will say "Matsumoto-Ranger"!
(Laughter)
And then...
Well...
There is a problem with saying "Go-Ranger"...
There is a copyright problem...
It seems like it...
Yes...
But...
At first...
I said "Matsumoto-Ranger"...
And I called my dad...
Yes...
And my dad came out...
And said "Go-Ranger"...
Yes...
"All five of us will do it"...
Yes, yes!
(Laughter)
You...
You and your family...
You are amazing!
(Laughter)
What's up with you?!
(Laughter)
And in the end...
That happened...
Well, well...
Just Okan-Ranger...
It just happened...
Yes, yes, yes...
It just happened...
Well, well...
My dad...
He grew up...
It just happened...
But our staff...
They are taking good care of him...
Yes...
My dad was very excited...
(Laughter)
It's too late...
He said...
(Laughter)
No, I can do it up to here.
(Laughter)
I can do it up to here!
(Laughter)
Well, you know...
The power is different.
Whose...
No, it's my family's.
Ah, yes, yes.
No, really...
I think you should refuse, but...
I can't help it.
For now...
You like it, don't you?
Well, everyone...
If you can see it, please see it.
No, well...
If you can see it, will you see it?
Well, even if you can't see it...
Next week's opening...
In the opening...
You will see it, right?
Yes, you will see it...
So...
The worst thing is...
You know...
You have to...
You know...
In the past...
Before the performance...
When I was doing manzai...
You know...
We were still at the dressing room...
You know...
I'll go first...
You know...
You have to do it up to here!
(Laughter)
I'll just say it like this...
"Oh, no, mom...
You shouldn't be stupid."
It's your own business.
(Laughter)
What about it!?
That's right!
Staff, please don't show it on camera.
If you don't, we won't be able to see the real Akiko.
We'll make Akiko!
(Laughter)
Please look forward to it.
(Laughter)
But it's necessary, isn't it?
That's right, it's necessary.
We shouldn't underestimate it.
We shouldn't underestimate the stage.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please don't show it on camera.
(Laughter)
I'll say it again.
I'll think about it.
No, you don't have to think about it.
He just said it. "Please don't show it!"
Well, well, well...
I'll think about it, too.
No, you don't have to think about it!
Please don't show it!
(Laughter)
But I'm great, aren't I?
Why is that?
I don't have any shame or insults.
Well, that's your way of doing it.
(Laughter)
Everyone has their own way of doing it.
That's how you do it.
No, you shouldn't thank me, everyone!
Why not?
No one has done it for me!
Well, you don't look like it, but you show up when you change your appearance.
Well, my grandmother...
I can't say she's a normal grandmother, but she gets carried away.
I know that.
She gets really carried away!
That's why she keeps moving forward and forward.
(Laughter)
Really, really.
Wait a minute.
What's your role in "Akiko and Hitoshi's Manzai"?
I'm the one with the odeon.
(Laughter)
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, Akiko is...
the mother of a rocker who sings...
I want to sing!
That's what I think.
I see, I see.
And well, Akiko, you know...
Ah!
No!
(Laughter)
Miss Hawaii!
Ah, I see.
Well, I do have a vague image of her.
Well, but I guess you do.
What do you think of her outfit?
Well, of course it's a moo-moo.
(Laughter)
Miss Hawaii, of course.
Miss Hawaii, right?
(Laughter)
Ah, I see.
(Laughter)
Well, you're really lucky.
But you can't come with me.
Why not?
Can't the three of you do it?
Why not?
(Laughter)
If I lose this time, you know...
your grandmother and my grandmother...
the four of us will form a comic band.
(Laughter and clapping)
You and my grandmother are drummer and drummer.
You come out here and show off.
You come out and show off, right, grandmother?
(Laughter)
I mean, I can just play you and my grandmother...
in Downtown or whatever.
(Laughter)
I'm sure of it.
Do you know what?
This week...
What is it?
Television?
Not television.
Television!
I'm doing it with Mio Nakayama and Hyouichi, but it's funnier if you do it with an old woman.
Why me and my old woman?
By the way, my old woman and my two-shot is not that funny.
Your two-shot is much funnier!
Is it?
It's exactly the same!
I'll do it for sure!
That's a good laugh!
You're losing one!
Anyway, Wednesday...
Tomorrow morning...
4 o'clock 57 minutes!
Manzai!
I'm looking forward to it!
Me too!
That's all we can say for now.
But it's cold this year!
It's cold!
Why is it so cold?
Why is it so cold? It's suddenly getting colder.
It's suddenly getting colder.
It's always snowing at night.
What is it?
I'm asking you!
Why is it so cold?
I'm asking you!
What is it?
That's not what we want to talk about!
But it's really cold this year!
Don't you have a patch today?
I do have a patch!
Don't you have a patch today?
I do have a patch!
Don't you have a patch today?
I've had a patch since November of last year!
That's too early!
What are you doing?
You're only 30 years old!
Don't be stupid!
You don't have a patch!
Why is it so cold?
There are people who say "tsa" when singing rock songs.
Why do you say "tsa"?
For example, Kenji Fukuyama.
Masaharu.
Kenji!
Are you serious?!
What are you looking at?!
What are you talking about?! I can't remember anything!
You really can't remember anything!
Yeah, about the kicker.
The kicker is terrible.
What was it?
What?
Beamer baby.
What are you talking about?!
What's with you?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Beamer baby.
Be my baby.
Eh? What's going to happen to Be My Baby?
Tell me!
Eh? What's going on?
I want to sing "ghost" today!
Tell me!
Eh? Does anyone know about this?
Ah! That! That! That!
Eh? I know! I know! You won't talk about it anymore, right?
I won't talk about it anymore, Enano!
You know?
I won't talk about it anymore. You are everything to Be My Baby.
Right?
I know!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
That's fine! That's fine!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
So, you know, the lyrics you wrote for the show don't come out!
They do!
They don't come out, but they don't make sense!
You're like that when you say that!
My mother is always angry when she sees me on TV.
She doesn't know what I'm saying!
I'm going to sing clearly!
I like songs that you can sing in the kitchen while doing the laundry.
And you don't have to sing like this!
Why?
Because I'm Beamer Baby!
Oh, right!
You know, I've been going to dramas lately.
There are a lot of people from Tokyo.
And we were eating bentos and stuff.
And they said, "Okonomiyaki in Osaka is delicious!"
When we went to concerts and stuff.
Apparently.
Oh, really? It's good, isn't it?
I like Okonomiyaki in Tokyo, but I don't think it's good.
That's what they said.
Okonomiyaki set meal!
That's what they said.
Okonomiyaki set meal!
I used to eat that a lot!
What's an okonomiyaki set meal?
That's it!
Of course it is!
What's an okonomiyaki set meal?
No, an okonomiyaki set meal is...
There's rice, okonomiyaki, miso soup, and pickles...
Hey, hey!
I've been using this reaction for a long time!
You know...
You're wrong!
Okonomiyaki and rice are really, really good!
No, really!
I can't stand it anymore!
I can eat an okonomiyaki and rice as many times as I want!
Can you eat it?
No, this is not a joke or anything like that!
If you say this, I'm sure you'll say it the next night and say, 'Oh, I can eat an okonomiyaki and rice as many times as I want!'
What is this?!
Okonomiyaki and rice don't go together?!
Of course! Of course!
But okonomiyaki and rice do go together!
You guys don't know the difference?!
You don't know...
Look at you, all alone... I feel sorry for you.
You were crying over here for a bit.
No, I mean...
"Eh?" you say, but you make it your favorite side dish and eat it with rice, right?
That's weird.
No, no!
Don't cut it!
Yes.
Miso soup?
Pickled radish?
Whichever you like!
Again, your favorite!
Rice!
It's so good!
In fact, eating only okonomiyaki is a luxury!
Yes.
In a way, you're eating curry roux!
Of course!
I'm only eating roux.
That's unforgivable!
Of course.
A father's family is usually like that, right?
And... and...
And if you forget how to cook rice...
I forgot!
No!
The whole family will...
Kill you!
The Road of the Shantrii
The city's city...
The Shantrii's road...
The Road of the Shantrii
Three, two...
That's all.
The Road of the Shantrii
Norman!
Ouch!
What are you talking about?
OK, 3, 2, 1...
Calm down!
I don't know!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't know!