AISubs v3.5
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Crying Crying Can't Hold Back Crying Grand Prix!
What is it today? Are you going to cry?
I've shown you a lot of movies and TV shows.
But when I saw this, I started crying.
I asked them to show it.
It's in the box behind you.
I asked them to show it for a while.
And when it came out, I saw it and thought, "Is he really crying?"
What about you? Are you a person who cries easily?
Me?
You?
Yes.
You cry easily, don't you? You cry fast, don't you?
You cry easily, don't you?
What about you, Mr. Yamanaki?
I also...
"I" also...
I'll go in order.
Let's start with Mr. Yamanaki.
Okay.
Bye!
Hey lady, come on, give him a break in there, will you?
You ever heard of privacy? Why don't you take a walk?
No, please. Let me see your face.
She's gonna raise her veil in a minute when he kisses her.
I gotta see your face!
I don't like it.
Let's see what's going on.
Go ahead, Yamazaki.
Really?
Yes.
Whose body is it?
It's Petmidora's.
Petmidora's.
Mother's body.
Mother's Petmidora's.
Yes.
It's like a strong rainbow.
Next, Takatsu.
Yes.
Go ahead, Takatsu.
I don't know what he chose.
My neck! My neck!
I'm glad we're halfway through.
I feel like crying again.
You're crying a little.
Mr. Tagashi, go ahead!
I don't know.
It's kind of mellow, but it's not as high-pitched as it used to be.
It used to be high-pitched.
We're halfway through, right?
We're almost there, but...
I can't get enough of this.
Let's keep going.
Let's move on.
I want to go home.
Let's go home.
Come home with me.
Mine!
They're dead!
What are you talking about?
- Yamazaki, you... - What?
Kobuko!
I'm so happy!
- Let's have Suga-chan join us. - Suga-chan, come on in!
- It's nice, isn't it? - He's crying!
- Suga-chan's not crying. - He's crying.
- I'm starting to get emotional. - Oh, really?
Everyone has their own story.
At first, when "Nomugi Pass" came up, everyone laughed.
- Looking at it now... - "Chin-san" is good, isn't it?
- "Chin-chin" came up. - "Chin-chin", right?
- Okay, next is "Automobile". - Okay.
"Automobile", what are you talking about?
Go, go, bee!
Honeybee, bee!
- You! - You, get out of there!
I can't do it anymore. Don't worry about me.
I can end up like this anyway.
Automobile
But what about "Automobile"?
- "Automobile", go ahead! - Okay!
It's true!
Wow, you're good at boiling!
No, the flies are like...
The flies are like...
There are no flies!
Well, I don't know...
Well, let's continue with...
Hamada-san's...
What is it?
I don't know...
Today, we have Mr. Nekota Katsuto, who has become the center of the Japanese men's ballet world.
Strategy.
We think only about winning and endure intense practice every day.
Sometimes we wonder why we have to do it.
However, since I was born as a man, I want to do something big in my life.
That is ballet now.
When this life is over, let's build an ordinary life anywhere.
Until then, there will be various lonely and sad things, but I will do my best.
At that time, think about the future of the two of you, or take your child and go to see the cherry blossoms.
Nekota Katsuto.
This is...
You're up.
How about you, Hamada?
Go ahead.
Are you crying?
We couldn't do it at the first letter.
You should have done it at that time.
I have a palmy's brother who visits me at home.
I was watching it while doing it.
I thought it started again.
I wanted to cry.
You have a brother.
I have a brother and I can't cry.
I remember him coming.
It's the last one.
Then I will go too.
Yes, I will open it now.
Chibo...
Uncle will send you.
I don't want to go!
Chibo! Chibo! Chibo!
Papa!
That's it! That's it!
That's it! Chibo!
No matter what anyone says, I won't do it!
That's it! That's it!
Papa!
That's it!
Ladies and gentlemen...
What's up?
Huh?
What's up?
What's up with you?
Well...
Every month is double structure.
Huh?
It seems like you have a cold feeling.
Well...
I have a long life of entertainment.
Well...
You know...
Everyone is laughing like this now.
Well...
I'm annoyed.
What?
I'm annoyed when you look like that.
Well...
The other day...
I was riding the Shinkansen.
It was my first time.
I was getting used to the Shinkansen.
I was very tired.
I was riding the Osaka-bound Shinkansen.
I was getting used to it.
I was screaming like this.
I don't know what happened.
When I woke up...
They gave me a sign.
I had to turn it back and forth.
Even though you were turning it back and forth?
That's right.
They did it.
Yes.
It's the same.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're worried about.
I'm sorry.
You know...
Some people are too much.
The president of Shinkansen said...
I'll take a private room.
What?
Ha-ha!
Kachikachikachikachika...
No, no, I don't care!
I don't care! God forbid!
I just want to sit on a chair normally!
I want to sit normally!
I'll make it so no one comes!
Yeah! Yeah!
I'm sorry.
You're gonna close the door?
Hey, why are you laughing?
Well, well, I'm sorry...
Hey!
It can't be helped, can it?
Well, you know...
You know, I've been away for a while, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And I was reading a book on the Shinkansen.
Yeah.
And I was wondering if you were naked or not.
And I was reading.
And again, this year...
Celebrities are coming to Hawaii!
Wow!
That's big!
What is it?
What?
It can't be wrong, can it?
Well, this time...
It seems like it was a couple...
One of them came to the pub alone.
And from there, it's a mixed hotel.
Another one!
With a few staff members.
And it seems like they were in a good mood...
And they scattered chips all over the place.
They scattered chips all over the place...
And in the end, they went out with a blonde woman in net tights.
Mr. M, who is studying abroad, who are you?!
Well, I don't know about my partner Horoshi, but I don't think it's right for a couple to say that.
I don't think so.
What is your wife doing in the meantime, Mr. Horoshi?
I wonder why she writes like that during the week.
Who says that?
I don't know.
Oh, in the meantime...
That...
Who is it?
It's Aoki, isn't it?
That brat said my bad words again!
I'll have him dragged away!
What?!
You... You say people's bad words, but you don't make them say yours!
What's with you?!
You know, I say bad words, say people's bad words, say people's bad words...
I've never said anyone's bad words.
That's it!
Don't say "mine" so much!
Bad words are...
Gantan is talking right now!
Bad words are when you forcefully say something that doesn't exist.
Oh, I see.
That's what bad words are.
But right now, I'm most angry...
What's with you?!
That guy...
You're getting older, but you don't say things like that anymore, do you?!
He's the only one who doesn't say things like that anymore!
As I thought, you're all getting cocky!
I'm not!
Then let me tell you...
Let me tell you...
What are you getting cocky about?!
I'll tell you everything I think about you, so you're going to reverse it!
Ah, yes, yes...
Most of the time, he says things in a refreshing way!
Refreshing...
He says things in a refreshing way!
Refreshing...
There's no way he's really refreshing!
That's a bad thing!
Well, that's just my guess, you know?!
But when I look at people and look at their faces, I usually don't know...
Is he really like this?
Most of the time, I've been guessing correctly!
Well, you can't be sure of that!
That woman is definitely wrong!
She's wrong, but...
Well, that's fine!
She's refreshing!
She's refreshing, and somehow, it sold!
Yes, yes...
Refreshing, and it sold...
That's...
You know, when you catch a man...
You know?!
Most of the time, that refreshing image of a man and a woman going abroad is wrong!
They don't have that kind of thing in their private life!
That's...
That's wrong!
Why?!
There's no way!
They all have it in their private life!
That's right, but...
You can't say things in a more refreshing way!
Even though you say it in a refreshing way...
Somehow, only in that way do I go abroad!
Somehow, only in that way do I become a star!
With two men...
Fueeeh!
I say it like that!
You can't go!
What did you put down?
You can't go!
You said you could go!
You can't go! You can't go! You can't go!
I know!
I didn't say anything until you said that!
You didn't say anything!
You can't go until you come back!
You can't go!
It has nothing to do with you!
You can't go until you come back!
I know that!
I know that grumbling!
When you came back...
You didn't even take off your hat!
I didn't take it off!
I've been ignoring you since you came back!
I don't like that image!
Why?
If you could say something more cheerful, I would have said it!
But you didn't say anything!
You didn't answer me even when I asked you!
You're so bad-tempered!
(Laughing)
What are you doing?
Why didn't you listen to me?
You can't say it like that!
What?!
You can't say it like that!
You're so bad!
You can't say it like that!
You're so long-term!
You can't say "don't"!
We're connected by our mouths!
You!
And you!
I don't know you, but you're so short-tempered!
My mom is also very angry.
And my sponsor has been saying a lot of things about it.
The agency told me a lot about it.
They told you, didn't they?
They told me, didn't they?
Even so, if I were to say what was wrong about me going to Hawaii,
I'd say, "Ah, she's pretty funny."
She's a woman of good will.
And about three days later,
I'd cut my hair short,
and do my makeup properly,
When you heat milk, why does something like a film come out of it?
Is it a barricade to protect something?
It's not a barricade to protect, but isn't it like that?
Well, it's not like that.
It's not such a difficult problem.
What the hell is it?
What the hell is a film that warms you up?
That is...
To put it simply...
It's a cow skin.
No, no, no. Let me tell you one thing.
Well, I'm also from June B.
No, no, no.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean "cow skin"?
It's cow skin!
What?
Hey!
Everyone says "yes".
Say it!
Everyone say it!
Say it!
Who are you talking to?
Why isn't Ms. Ohina wearing a natural perm?
Isn't it okay because her hair is like this?
Well, there are a lot of useless things.
You don't need a car.
You don't need a love climb.
And you don't need to buy a kimono that costs millions of yen when you're an adult.
Well, isn't that not enough?
I don't even know how to break stones.
Why?
I don't really need it.
Well, that's...
Hey!
If you die, I want you to put it in a breaking stone.
Of course!
I want you to put it in a big one.
I want you to wear it every day.
You're right!
You're more of a dynamic person.
If you're a dynamic person, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with your bones?
My bones don't matter!
They're like glass under the video deck of the TV.
That's because your family is disgusting!
They break it once and crack it open.
What's wrong with you?
If you break something like this, what will you do?
Your bones will pop out and you'll die again.
I'm not like that!
You're not like that, but you're not picky.
You're not going to break anything while you're alive.
You're not going to sell anything, so you're going to save money.
I'm not like an oven toaster.
You can't bake it!
If you put aluminum foil in it...
You have to fold it!