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Taimanin and Gohan's match!
Good morning.
What are you doing?
Good morning.
You're not funny at all.
Of course I'm not!
Of course you're not.
This corner is the second round.
The first round is over, but we're doing it a second time.
Yamazaki-kun.
Yay!
You're not funny at all.
I'm not funny!
It's not funny!
Yes, yes, yes.
Yamazaki-kun.
Let's have the main actor, Yamazaki-kun, come on up.
Yamazaki-kun, come on up!
Yay!
Last year, I was told I wasn't good enough, and I was really angry.
This year, I want to make good use of my experience in junior high school.
I want to be the best in the entertainment world.
Nice to meet you.
Today, it's another Gohan match.
Okay!
Last time, you almost lost.
Yes.
What about this time?
This time, I'll win three wins and two losses.
I'll definitely bring home my value.
You'll win three wins and two losses even with this?
Yes.
Your dreams are so small!
Hey!
Yes?
Matsubo-san.
Yes?
Are you ready?
The first one is Horogata!
Go ahead!
Let's have a good match!
The first one!
Come on!
What are you doing?!
Hey! Stop it!
Stop it for now!
Now, the judge, please!
No, this is really...
Well...
It's a battle, Mr. Yamazaki.
If you say "stop it for now"...
It's different, isn't it?
Well, well, well...
Alright, cheers!
I'm sorry. I lost to an eight-year-old.
Well, if you put it all together, I'm losing.
In terms of age...
What's wrong with you?!
The second one!
It's this guy!
Come on!
Ready...
Come on!
Wait a minute, Mr. Yamazaki. What's wrong?
Are you injured, Mr. Yamazaki?!
Mr. Yamazaki, are you alright?!
Hey! Stop it!
I can't do it today...
Alright, let's move on!
The third one!
Come on!
Ready...
Come on!
It is said that the prince likes it.
For some reason, I can't reach it with a kemono.
For some reason, I'm next to a kanda.
End!
Let me go!
Thank you very much.
Please tell me your name.
I'm "Tokyo Boys".
"Tokyo Boys".
You don't move at all.
I don't know how to fight.
You didn't pinch me at all.
I didn't pinch you.
I think you gave me a lot of jokes.
You say it!
The fourth one.
Please!
Come on!
Usagi-chan!
It's decided.
Go!
You didn't answer me.
I got you!
What are you doing?
You can do it!
You can win!
What is this?
Who said that?
Yamazaki, are you okay? Can you still do it?
Ouch!
There he is!
Mr. Kira!
Yamazaki, are you okay?
Come on!
Mr. Saki!
Come on!
Mr. Kira wins!
Mr. Yamazaki!
I'll lose to anyone!
Even if you win, it'll be the same as last time.
That's right.
But, Mr. Yamazaki!
Yes?
This is the last match.
Yes.
Let's win at least this much.
I'll win for sure.
Okay?
For the last match, please welcome...
Yamazaki!
This is the last match.
Ready...
Go!
What are you doing? You shouldn't have come out!
I'm sorry, but I can't fight you anymore.
Wait! Your father won!
Nice to meet you.
It's been a while.
I'm sure you have a conversation partner.
Can you get me a chair?
It's been a while.
You eat well, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Take care of yourself.
Thank you.
Did you have a good time earlier?
Yes, I had a little fight.
I'm not famous in Osaka, but I'm popular here.
We lost five times in a row.
Who was the toughest of the five?
My father, I guess.
Today, Killer Khan and his father will fight each other.
It's been a while.
I'm proud of you.
Ladies and gentlemen...
We've met many times over the years, but this is your first time meeting this year.
Yes, it's the first time.
Oh!
There's a foreigner!
His face is red.
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
When you look at me from the stage...
What are you talking about?
Well, well, well...
Foreigners may think we're down-to-earth, but they think of us as "geisha girls".
You're persistent!
Yes, I am.
I don't know about "geisha girls"!
It's our first meeting this year, though.
Well, you know...
You look cool on TV.
What are you talking about?
As I thought, you're a different kind of talent.
You look like a croissant.
What are you doing?
What's so funny about it?
Your chest hair is growing, too.
Don't tickle me!
No, no, your heart's chest hair is growing!
What's with your heart's chest hair?
It's really funny.
As a talent, you shouldn't go to Hawaii.
That's your status in Hawaii.
But I have a question for you all.
Why do you talent go to Hawaii?
You shouldn't go to Hawaii!
Really?
No, I'm talking about you!
Why shouldn't you go to Hawaii?
Why Hawaii?
Even if you say Hawaii, it's cold in Japan and you want to go somewhere warm, right?
Even if you say that, it doesn't mean you can go to Hawaii or Thailand or anywhere else.
Why do you say Hawaii?
Why do you say Thailand in New Year's Day?
Why?
Thailand is a little different in New Year's Day.
You know what happened this year? You left the kids and went as a couple, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's cool.
Ah, don't be so excited like that.
Like that, like that, like that, like that.
You know, like brandy...
Why don't you say something you don't know?
Like brandy for your heart...
I don't know that!
You don't know about your heart?
Why don't you say it back?
No, yesterday, the news agency was doing it, too.
Hawaii trip. Was it Hawaii? Where was it?
Somewhere for 9,800 yen...
Oh, they were doing it, they were doing it, they were doing it.
Right? They were doing it. With a few people limited, you know?
With a limited number of people!
It's stupid!
Why?
It's fucking cold, but there are so many people lining up!
And in the end, only 200 people were lined up...
No, that's probably...
It was a draw, wasn't it?
That's right!
I don't know if all 200 people can go, but they were put in a room and it was a draw.
That's right, that's right...
What are you talking about?!
Hey, you! You can't say things like that in a room like that!
Who are you?!
It was cold.
Me too.
It was cold.
Don't say it's cold! He's pretty funny.
I don't know what's going on.
What is it? It's not like that.
On my way home...
On my way home, you know...
I came back and sat in my house.
I was doing my luggage like this.
Oh, you're cool.
Luggage...
I was just lifting up my luggage!
I do things like this and like this!
Like this!
I was lifting up my luggage like this.
No!
Give it back!
I was lifting up my luggage.
Why?!
Here you go, Clorez.
The reason I don't like overseas travel is...
I don't like messengers.
That's not it!
When you arrive in a country and you get beaten up with your passport...
You're the only one who gets caught!
Even in the back of your bag...
You're wearing your embarrassing underwear.
You're lying!
When you arrive...
When you arrive, why are you wearing your underwear?!
What were you doing in your room?!
This is weird!
It's been like this for years...
You always wear your underwear in the same place!
- It's embarrassing... - This year it's a kick!
- It's embarrassing... - You really take a lot of time!
It's not like that... I'm always like that, but I think too much!
So when you look me in the eye, do you think "Oh no, I'm nervous!" or "I'm nervous about something!"
I'm really nervous!
"No, no, I'm nervous! I'm nervous!" I'm really nervous!
I wear my underwear vertically!
- Why do you say that? - I wear it horizontally, so people think I'm weird!
Don't you bring anything dangerous with you when you go home?
But you still ask me, "You don't have anything, do you?"
- Does it make you nervous? - It does! I don't know why, but it makes me nervous!
To be honest, at the end of the year...
It's a secret, but my friend came and said he was fine.
Everyone said I was crying, but I wasn't!
- No, you were crying! - No!
I said, "You weren't crying, were you?"
"No, I wasn't!" "No, you weren't!" "No, you weren't!" "No, you weren't!"
It makes me nervous!
I'm not moved at all!
- I don't know why! - I'd like to know, too!
- Is that why you don't like it? - That's why I don't like it.
I heard you can handle drinking, right?
I can drink and sleep.
If you don't drink, you don't know what to do.
And then you start attacking me.
- You've been doing it for a while. - Like this!
I'm approaching you!
Approach me!
I can see you!
I know what you look like!
I'm approaching you!
- I know you're approaching me! - You've got a red light!
How many times do you want me to tell you?
It really makes me mad!
But...
Record Debut Abroad
Sakamoto Produce Worldwide
Sakamoto Ryuichi
- That's what it looks like. - It says "OK".
All you have to do is blow it in.
- But Sakamoto Ryuichi is in New York now. - That's right.
- What are you going to do in New York? - I don't like planes, so I'm going back to the world.
- Come back! - Why?
Is that so bad? You said you'd debut abroad.
You should go there at least once.
Why? It doesn't matter if you debut or not.
How many times have you debuted in Japan and sung in Japan?
Idiot!
You debuted in Japan, made CDs and sold them abroad.
Is that so bad?
After you debut, you go there and do what?
You do a debut concert.
If it sells, you'll go, right?
Even if it doesn't sell, you'll go, right?
For now...
For now, it's recording.
You should come back.
For now, it's recording in Japan.
It's better in Japan.
That's not fair.
Why not?
For now, you said it.
You'll debut abroad...
It won't take you 12 hours to get to New York.
12 hours!
That's right.
How many eggs can you cook?
None of them.
Even for amateurs.
I'm serious.
You should go.
Why? Do you want to go?
It's not like I want to go.
You told me that New York is good.
Yes, you told me.
But what should I do?
New York is...
What if I fail in New York and run away?
Don't lie!
You came to New York because you had a bad experience.
I don't care about that.
Then you should go.
That's right.
You lost.
What?
What about you?
Didn't I win?
That's a general opinion.
I saw you on TV.
You didn't look like me, Shiro.
You didn't look like me?
But you didn't win, did you?
Oh, come on.
This is a problem.
I have to play a punishment game.
Do you want to play?
I don't know if you've been to New York or not, but it's obvious that you made your debut in America.
Oh, my debut in America.
It's amazing.
Oh, is it?
You're a woman who can't be reached enough even now.
Why are you always angry?
I don't know.
What else are you dissatisfied with?
Why are you angry?
You know what?
I'm shooting a drama now.
We started and we were about to end.
We were shooting in the next studio.
It was the last shooting.
It was the last studio shooting.
When we said, "Okay," all the staff and producers came together and said, "Thank you for your hard work."
Then the producer hit me.
Why?
Then the AD kicked me in the back.
Why?
You can't do that!
No, you can't!
I told you you can't do that!
Who do you think you're talking to?
So...
Yeah?
So I said...
There's still filming left!
What are you so happy about, you bastard?!
That's what I said.
Eh? You just said 'thank you'?
That's all I said!
That's all I said, but...
I said, "There's still filming left!"
Filming's over, okay, okay!
Everything's over!
Yeah...
And I said, "Whoa!"
And everyone got together and said "Whoa!"
Really, everyone.
Whoa, whoa!
That's the great part, whoa, whoa!
And then I got mad.
This is what you call 'whoa, whoa'?!
That's enough!
Is this what you were trying to say?
No, no, it's nothing!
Whoa, whoa! Nothing!
What you've done is enough.
Nothing at all.
Then everyone pulled back.
Pulled back?
We'll never work with him ever again.
No, no, no.
You know, I heard on the TV, you know, everyone has a talent, right?
Ah, yes, you have Lemon, don't you?
You're the only one who doesn't have him.
Ah, you and him!
Ah, who was it?
You didn't have him!
Ah, who was it?
There were two of you.
There were two of you!
No...
What are you talking about?
Who was it?
No...
You know, when he came...
Um...
Ah...
He came...
Um...
He said "please"...
I said "yes"...
You said "yes"!?
Like this...
Ah...
I tried to be cool...
Ah...
And...
Um...
Excuse me...
What?
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't have a lemon. I have a different image.
What are you talking about?
Yes.
I took it without a lemon.
When I took a little break, I took it out and poured my interest in the lemon.
I thought it would be cooler to have a lemon!
Bang! Bang!
But...
But... Bang! Bang!
You look weak.
I heard you were really good.
I'm not good at anything.
I wonder if you're really strong.
If you try to be cool, you might fail.
You might fail.
If you try to be cool and say, "Fanta, come here," you might fail.
Hey!
You think you're Fanta, don't you?
Come here and break your windpipe.
What? Really?
What?
You think you're Fanta, don't you?
No!