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Hello!
Now, it's already the 7th episode.
Celebrities, you! So-chan or Grumps!
Now, then, tonight's participants!
Here they are!
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Now, let me introduce you! First, Nakamie-san!
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Nakamie-san, haven't you seen this segment before?
I have!
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Don't lie!
Somehow, it's all "BB" and "BB" and I don't know what you're saying!
If "BB" had been filmed, I wouldn't be here right now!
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If you say it, you'll be in trouble!
No, I'm sorry to say this, but your sample is not funny at all!
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What is it?
I'm going to hit you with my tongue!
I'm going to hit you with my tongue and you're going to laugh!
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You know what you can and can't do!
It's a little unpleasant!
You know what you can and can't do!
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Now, let me introduce you! Masumoto-kun-san!
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Now, I think the same, but I think this segment has better ratings.
I don't need "BB"
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You said it!
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You said it!
Now, let's get started!
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Are you "BB" Taisho?
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Here it is!
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You don't even have fans in Japan!
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I'm doing this for entertainment, but you don't even have fans!
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That instinct is tough!
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How tall are you?
All of you are women!
What?
Women?
Then you don't have ********!
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That's not a talent!
Now, please go ahead.
If I were a man, I would have ******* burned.
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If you say that, I'll let you live.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Is it okay?
I'm sorry, I'll let you live for now.
Please go ahead.
Hurry up!
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Let's start with Mie-san.
I'm sorry.
Do you hate me?
No, I don't hate you. I'm just telling you what's going on.
Oh, you're telling me what's going on.
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Okay, Otake-san!
Yes?
Do you know this person?
Azusa Nakamura-san.
She's the one doing the commercial for Keirin now, right?
That's right, that's right.
She appears in a lot of commercials.
Who recommended her?
She herself appears in a commercial!
Who recommended her?!
She herself appears in a commercial!
Who recommended her?!
She's not recommended by anyone but the toilet.
She's delicious!
You shouldn't say things like that!
Okay, Matsumoto-san!
Matsumoto-san is...
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I see.
Noriko Sakai.
Let's watch the world's best VTR.
Who is it?
Is it Yamamoto Linda-san?
Matsuda Seiko-san?
Is it Noripi?
If it's not Hong Kong, I feel like it won't work.
Yamada Kuniko-san.
Itsuwa Mayumi.
Sakurada Junko-san.
Wataraki-ko.
Sakurada Junko.
Matsuda Seiko.
Kiyoka Niji-ko.
Matsuda Seiko-san.
Kobasachi-ko.
I want you to stop wearing that costume.
Yamamoto Linda.
Yamada Kuniko-san.
Yamada Kuniko.
Sakurada Junko.
Yamada Kuniko.
Sakurada Junko.
And with that...
Sakurada Junko is out of the Grand Prix!
I haven't watched it in a while, so I forgot.
No matter where you do a dinner show, only hungry people come.
No, even if you're hungry, you have to pay. How many tens of thousands of yen?
Well, next is this!
You're actually a hated person in the entertainment world!
It's hard to write. It's hard to write. If you were next to me, it would be hard to write.
Please show us!
This is a little scary.
Mie-san, please show us!
Please show us!
I can't write!
I have to go this far!
It's like "Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah"!
That's not my opinion!
Ah, I see.
The world thinks it's not like that, right?
Of course, of course.
Yes, Udara.
Mago-chan.
What kind of lie is this?
There's no such lie!
There's a story behind it, right?
Isn't it?
This guy!
I can't let you do anything like this!
So, what is it?
I have to say the reason.
There's no particular reason, but...
On the bullet train...
I came in...
I put on my glasses...
I put on my flashy shirt...
I came in like this...
I looked around like this...
I made eye contact with people like this...
And I left.
Without saying anything?
Without saying anything.
Should I say hello?
And I left.
You should say that properly.
No, no, that's...
That's...
Yes, Marumoto-san!
Yes.
Tamura Eriko?
You *******!
She doesn't even say hello!
She really doesn't!
Huh? Isn't it a safety issue?
She makes me mad!
She didn't push you from behind, did she?
No, she didn't!
Oh, I see.
She's really angry, isn't she?
She must have dropped you from behind.
Wow!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
No matter how you think about it, it's Ootake-san.
She seems like a bad person, doesn't she?
She often says bad things about people.
Ruu Oshiba-san.
Oda Yuji.
Nakao Mie, I guess?
Yuga Mariko.
Wada Akiko-san.
Izumi Pinko-san.
Ruu Oshiba.
Down-town, I guess?
Especially Hama-chan.
And Kamioka Ryutaro.
Wada Akiko.
I'll invite you out for a drink.
Izumi Pinko-san.
Taito Yukita.
Ootake Makoto or...
Ootake-san, I think.
Wada Akiko.
Izumi Pinko.
Ootake Makoto.
Wada Akiko.
Wada Akiko?
Wada Akiko, you're all out!
Wada Akiko is second place.
No, third place is Izumi Pinko.
Izumi Pinko is third place, isn't she?
Now, let's go.
You look dissatisfied.
Next up is...
You!
You're playing with an adult's toy, aren't you?!
You're whining and whining and whining, aren't you?!
If you can't get up in the morning, you can't sleep at night, can you?!
One more time!
Of course, it's a woman.
Why is it so hard to guess?
Okay, let's start with Miya-san.
Now, stand up and stand.
Oh, really?
Wada-san.
Stand up, stand up!
Okay, Matsumoto-san.
Team Wada.
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Kawashima Naomi.
Oh, I see.
She seems to like Naomi.
Okamoto Natsuki.
Oh, Matsumoto-san, isn't that you?
Kisamoto Masami?
I'm troubled at night.
Okashiba Ryoshi.
Okamoto Natsuki.
Each underground school.
Koyanagi Rumiko-san.
My husband is young, so I wonder if he's satisfied.
Asano Yuko.
Okamoto Natsuki.
Koyanagi Rumiko.
Wadaki-ko.
A man doesn't care about his opponent.
Kisamoto-san.
Koyanagi Rumiko-san.
Okamoto Natsuki.
Kisamoto-san's son.
Kisamoto...
Kisamoto Masami is...
Okay, next up is Kisamoto Masami!
I see...
It's possible for you to nod, right?
It's possible for me to nod, right?
I'm afraid of nodding in public.
Are you ready? Okay, next up is...
Next up is...
You're just a tiny enoki mushroom!
Do you even have that?
It doesn't tickle at all!
Okay...
Wow, Miyu-san, you're fast!
Why are you so fast?
I'm wearing it as a souvenir of my trip back!
Okay, everyone, welcome back!
Here you go!
It's so hard...
Okay, let's start with Miyu-san.
Miyu-san...
Me?!
Enoki mushrooms are really big!
These aren't tiny!
Really?
But even if you get excited, they just get hard.
That's not true!
Okay, Otaki-san...
Verdi's "takeda"!
The letters are different, though!
The letters are different?
I'm sorry, I don't know the name.
Okay, Matsumoto-san!
You're not even used to using it!
Huh?! What's that?!
No, no, no!
It's "chimpo"!
It's "bipipipi" over there!
"Downtown"'s "matchan"!
Because you look so energetic!
"Sanmachan"!
"Kasetaishu"?
Like "hyohyoh"?
"Lucky"?
"Tamori-san"!
"Tanoshiro-san"!
"Kazamatoru"!
"Tanoshiro"!
"Tamori-san"!
"Matchan"!
"Tanoshiro-san"!
"Giant Baba"!
"Tamori-san"!
"Tanoshiro" or something like that!
"Tamori-san"!
"Matchan"!
"Matsumoto Hitoshi"!
"Tanoshiro"!
"Tanoshiro" or "Tanoshiro-san"!
Everybody out!
There were a lot of matcha.
There were a lot.
How was it?
No, it's huge! Really, really!
It's suffocating when you take it out.
It's really amazing.
It's like Doraemon's hands.
It makes you feel good.
Well, it's been like that for a while now, actually.
- Oh, is that so? - Yeah, it's been like that for a while now.
But I'm going to be crazy this year.
What do you mean?
I'm going to double everything!
Oh, wait a minute...
I'm going to double everything, so I'm going to double the dips as well.
It's going to be crispy!
- Are you going to double the dips? - Of course I'm going to double the dips!
And not only that, but I'm going to double the fun!
I'm going to double the fun!
- Oh, you're going to double it. - Yeah, I'm going to double it.
If you did it once now, you wouldn't get it like that, you know?
- If you did it once now, you wouldn't get it like that, you know? - Yeah, I'm going to double it.
Don't say that!
You've been doing that since last year, haven't you?
Well, you know...
- Outlaw, outlaw... - But try saving up.
- I'm going to double my savings! - Oh, you're going to double it.
- Oh, I see, I see. - It's going to be crazy.
- Oh, I see, I see. - I'm going to drink, you know?
- You're going to drink, aren't you? - Oh, you're not?
Even if you drink, sometimes you don't get it.
- Because you're an outlaw. - Because you're an outlaw.
- Oh, I see, I see. - Even if you're in love, it's going to be crazy.
Even if you're a kid and you say you had fun and you're going home, it's not like that.
Seriously, stop it.
It's going to be crazy.
- Let's hope for the best. - What are you going to do?
- Me? - Yeah, you.
What do you mean "what I'm going to do"?
What's going to power you up more than last year?
I'm not going to power you up.
Huh?
The other day, the police chased me for 24 hours on TV.
The difference between Osaka and Tokyo was amazing.
The police and the people in the city were fighting.
There are places in various areas like Tokyo and Nagoya.
Osaka was amazing.
The old men and women were fighting.
"Stop it!" "What are you doing?" "This kid kicked me first!"
"Old men!" "Old men say that." "Old men!" "Old men!"
The police chased me. "This kid kicked me first!"
I'll kill you! I'll beat you up!
As expected of Osaka, Osaka is better.
"Stop it!" "I'll beat you up, too!"
Many people came to the police station.
One man came in. "What are you doing?" "I'll beat you up."
He was a hidden camera. "What are you doing?"
He came in and hit me in the face. "What are you doing?"
His timing was good. He said, "What are you doing?"
I'll do various things.
When I looked at him, he was writing on the counter in front of me.
He was desperately writing documents.
Excuse me, but we don't have money.
Neither do I.
Could you lend me some money?
What are you talking about?
When I see people like that in Osaka,
there are a lot of weirdos,
"and everyone who walks around is a comedian," you know?
People say that when you say it like that.
So you're trying to say something bad about us Osakans?
What's wrong with you?
It's not like you shouldn't say it!
What's wrong with you?
Do you want to die?
But you know,
how I used to impersonate Kin-chan?
You've been doing that a lot lately, haven't you?
Oh, you have?
You've been doing that a lot lately, haven't you?
Oh, you have?
Everyone's copying me.
I really don't copy anyone.
Everything I do is original.
I work, I rest,
and it's all original.
It's about me now.
Is that so?
No, but when you say something, you have to say it.
You have to decide who's white or black.
We don't know yet.
That's right.
We don't know yet.
We decided.
What should we do?
Should we do something more intense for this punishment?
What do you mean by intense?
Well...
We have to do it with an old woman in her seventies.
That's the voice?
I know!
That's the other person's reaction.
This is hard.
I know!
**********
He went to a love hotel.
To bring a woman.
And she said "no!"
No, no!
No, **********!
Where the f**k are you going with that guy?
He was chasing me and grabbing me.
I was in the hotel and I was about to pay for myself and I went in and it was a waste of money.
I was sleeping in my own room and I woke up the next day and there was a cleaning woman.
A woman?
A woman came up to me and said, "Oh, you were there. I'm sorry."
I said, "What the f**k are you talking about?"
She said, "What the f**k are you talking about?"
I said, "What's wrong with you? Did you run away from me?"
She said, "I'm sorry."
I said, "I can't help it."
She took me away and slapped me.
What's going on in the calculator?
I don't know.
What's going on in the calculator?
It's pretty thin, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I've cut it before.
You've cut it before?
Yes.
To check it out?
Yes, yes.
What's going on?
There's a bunch of strawberries in it.
Why is there such a thing in it?
That's enough!
Why is there such a thing in it?
No, no, there's a bunch of strawberries in it.
But it's a calculator, isn't it?
You know, to be honest with you, I feel like the bigger one is more precise.
I feel like it's something amazing.
The contents are pretty simple.
You'd think an airplane is an amazing machine, wouldn't you?
There are about three types of parts used in it.
You're lying!
There can't be three types of parts!
If you open it up, it's a simple structure like an airplane.
Is that so?
Yes.
It's not simple.
Look at the driver's seat.
Yes, yes.
Look at the cockpit.
It's like a house.
TV and everything.
It's amazing.
Only three holes.
Basically.
What do you mean "basically"?
There are a lot of holes like levers and so on.
But we don't use those around here.
Like lights and clocks.
Basically.
We only use clocks and lights.
But there are a lot of holes like levers and so on.
We only use three of them.
What about dummies?
We only use the front ones.
Why do we need dummies?
It's cool.
What if someone licks you?
Who would do that?
Who would lick you?
The sky.
I'm an adult.
Anyway.
This is the last of Norias.
This is for you all.
Thank you for coming.
Anything you'd like to say?
Well...
I came to Tokyo and didn't want to do anything,
but thanks to this show, I got to know a lot of people.
I wanted to do it until the end, but I had something I wanted to do.
I decided to quit halfway through,
but all I can say is thank you.
Thank you for the past four years.
Should we call the opening "Bubble and Gear"?