AISubs v3.5
Early in the new year, the staff gathered under the direction of Project Sarasuga...
What's up?
You know, we did it the other day, didn't we?
Yes.
You know, the meeting...
Shiratori?
Yes.
But we got a claim call...
Yes.
And they said that the katana was a toy.
Oh, come on...
We've done it so far...
I know...
This is the last challenge...
This katana seems like a toy...
The katana we got the other day...
You know, you asked me for it...
So I think it's a lie...
You know, you can't do it yourself...
So I talked to you about it...
I didn't ask you for it...
If you say you won't do it again...
Did you say you won't do it again?
Yes.
So I prepared the katana...
You said you'd do it, so you can do it, right?
No...
With this...
Wow!
What?
Let's do it!
Oh, no...
Is it over?
No, it's not over...
Oh, no...
Wait for the lord's preparation...
We'll be back...
With all their might...
The warriors have set out on their own paths...
But in the end...
All of them are defeated...
And all of them are thrown away...
Special youth project.
A new point of view.
Adjusting the angle of view.
I made it in time for this.
Ah, this one. I've done it before.
But this one is said to be the most dangerous in the industry.
But if I'm told to do it before, I don't feel like it.
But I don't think you need to do it twice.
If you do it in part two, you'll get a good rating.
I like part one.
Let's do it.
Huh? I'm sorry.
The fact that I succeeded in Masamune and you don't want me to know...
Well, that's how it is.
Let's do it.
With Catherine.
Ah, with this.
Catherine?
Ah, is this called Catherine?
Well...
Isn't that Fuji-san's painting?
Huh?
Isn't that Fuji-san's painting?
This is also...
That one.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I'm fine.
You...
It's dangerous for you to say that.
You're wearing white.
I'm fine.
Don't cry, Moriase.
I can just jump up like this.
It's not like that.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were crying so much for me.
This time, I'm going to unify my mind.
Will it take two or three minutes?
Of course it will.
Are you going to do it?
Yeah, I'll do it.
You'd better not do it.
I'm still...
I'm going to take some time.
Are you all right?
It's getting late.
Doesn't it look different?
Yes.
You don't have to worry about your bangs.
What?
You don't have to worry about your bangs.
Does it hurt?
It's quite nerve-racking.
It's quite nerve-racking where you can't see it.
Your bangs are perfect now.
What's wrong with you?
(clears throat)
Let's go.
Let's die!
Please excuse me.
Three times!
Can you do it?
Three times!
I couldn't do it twice!
Who was it?
I don't know.
Even if it's like this, I'm going to get complaints.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Good morning!
As usual...
Good morning!
This show...
This season...
It's a holiday, isn't it?!
That's right.
Well, for the time being...
First of all, happy New Year.
Oh, happy New Year.
That's what it is.
That's right.
What day is it?
It's the second day.
It's the second day of April!
It's the second day.
You can't show me this show on the second day!
Why don't you do it properly like this?
I don't think there's anything to do.
Daily TV?
Daily TV itself.
It's stupid.
The drama is also sloppy.
Doburai is...
What's good about it?
Doburai is...
I never say that!
I say it now!
You don't say it, do you?!
No, why?!
You don't say it, do you?!
You don't say it!
You say it!
Besides, I haven't said anything yet!
You say it!
No, because it's really...
Hey, bring me a phone!
Why?!
Pull it!
Don't pull it because you're old!
No, no...
I'll put it somewhere else...
Well, this year will be...
What kind of year will it be?
You know what? You're crazy!
What's wrong with you?
Yakuza is threatening you with money.
I'll chase you away.
No, I mean, I have a lot of work to do.
You're doing five songs now, right?
Each song is pretty heavy, right?
And you seem to be filming a drama.
I'll say it again. You're crazy!
That's what it leads to.
That crazy thing you said earlier.
Are you in a lot of trouble?
If that's the case, tell me. I'll do something about it.
Do you need money?
You're crazy!
No, I don't have any money in my pocket.
You're crazy!
If you do that, people will think you're having fun.
But I'm having a hard time too.
I'm taking a break.
You're boring.
No, I'm down-to-earth!
You're too cool!
You're a commander!
Why commander?
You're taking a break.
Why?
Why are you taking a break?!
No, I've heard this before.
It seems like you're doing a lot of drama.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean?
When you're doing variety shows, you don't meet people.
But it seems like you're doing a lot of drama.
That's not true!
You're lying!
Tell me the truth!
Look at him. He's lying.
When you lie, you look like this.
That's not true!
You're doing a lot of drama.
It seems like you're waiting for someone for a long time.
What do you mean?
It seems like you're lying.
I'm not lying!
You're waiting for someone for a long time.
If you say you're waiting for someone for a long time,
you'll be with an actress for a long time.
What are you talking about?!
Your enemy is touching the ground!
An actress shouldn't be touching the ground!
You! You're the one who's lying!
When you watch a drama, you think "Ah, she's the one who's touching the ground!"
Why?!
Don't get me wrong!
Why?!
Don't get me wrong!
Because it's weird!
After you watch a drama, you go out with someone or get married, right?
Right?!
I'm not saying anything else!
What are you talking about?
I'm not saying anything else!
What kind of person would go out with someone who doesn't know anything about this world?
I'm sure of it!
Are you sure?
What is it?!
I'm a first class man, so I'll say my lines later!
I'm not saying anything else!
I'm only saying "Ugh!"
I've been paying attention to you until now!
I don't care!
You know, I've been snuggling up to someone!
How many have you done so far?
The fourth one so far...
The fourth one...
At least four snuggles!
You know, I've only done one snuggle in one drama!
I heard you, ma'am!
You know what? I've only done a little in one drama!
Four! You've only done four and said you've only done a little!
Look at me, I've only done a little in one drama!
You've done more, haven't you?
No, no, I've done more! I've done it! I've really done it!
I've done it a lot! I've done a little tens of thousands of times!
You know what? I've only done a little and I can't stop!
As a man!
That's why I'm telling you!
That's why you can't do it! You can't do it openly like that!
You know what? As an actress, when I play the role of a lover,
as an actress, I get into it a lot and the world of drama and the world of reality
I can't understand it at all!
You know it well!
Yeah!
You know...
Yeah, yeah!
Even if you say "yeah", you know!
You know me! If I did a job like this now,
I wouldn't end up in such a beautiful place like that!
No, you wouldn't!
If I did a good job, Tamori would eat me up!
No, you wouldn't!
But it's true!
I'd eat you up! Eat you up!
No, it's true, it's true!
It's true!
You'd definitely come back here!
It's hard for me to say it!
Let's do it here!
No, you wouldn't!
But it's good, isn't it?
I wonder if I should change something this year...
Change what?
Hm?
Change what?
I was just talking about it in the dressing room...
Look at this!
Ryoichi Sakamoto was here, wasn't he?
Yes, yes, yes...
He's famous, isn't he?
He's a big fan of this show.
He's number one in the world.
He's going to make the world sing his song.
Really?
Yes.
He's going to make people sing it?
He's going to make people sing it...
and he's not going to compete with Japan.
He's going to aim for a hit chart all over the U.S.
Do whatever you want!
It'd be amazing if it sold in the U.S., wouldn't it?
"Downtown" doesn't work, so let's change the name when it's in the U.S.
Ah, I see...
And then you come up with "countdown" and it's so cool!
It doesn't sell in Japan at all!
When you sing it, right?
Yes.
Can you do it?
What?
Ryoichi Sakamoto produces...
"Geisha Girl"!
When you sing it, find a new partner.
It's "Geisha Girl", you know? What are you going to do?
What's "Geisha Girl"? It's our name...
That's right!
Why "girl"?
It's old-fashioned!
On the contrary, it's cool!
You can definitely do it!
"Geisha Girl" sings...
"Meet a pig"!
Why do you keep bringing up food that old ladies like?
Like "fuki" and "muta" (pig)
If you don't have a partner in Japan, can I give it a try over there?
I really can't think of anything.
It's the era of Ryoichi Sakamoto.
Ah, that's right!
If you can do it for me...
I'll do it!
For now, you can listen to it, right?
Can you sing it for me?
You know, up until now...
A lot of Japanese artists have gone over there...
But in the end, you can't do it, right?
It's too expensive...
That's what you, "Geisha Girl", should do!
You haven't decided yet!
I haven't decided yet!
Well, listen up, "Geisha Girl"!
No, no, no...
You haven't decided yet!
Then you should give it a try!
Over there, the market is different!
Market?
Well, that's true, but...
What's that?
Do you have to sing it in English?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sing it in English?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Somehow, somehow...
Nuta-e...
No, that's...
No, Nuta-e is...
Can you leave it here?
Sing the title!
You...
Right?
Hey!
Kosokawa Cabinet Internal Affairs!
What's up with you?
Kosokawa Cabinet Internal Affairs!
What's up with you?
Get out of here!
Hey! You there!
What's up with you?
What's up with you? Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
He just asked me to come and hang out once...
"Come and hang out" you're saying?
And he asked me how much I had and how many bottles I had...
One point five A!
How much do you have?
I won't tell you.
Tell me immediately!
In terms of color, green is superior.
In terms of size and area,
The color doesn't work. If you say color, it's green, right?
I know that!
How big is it?
If you say how big it is in animals...
I said it in animals!
If you say how big it is...
If you say color, it's green, right?
Green. In alphabet, it's 'z'.
'z', right?
How big is it?
You know...
What is it?
Shut up!
Say it quickly!
It's curry flavor!
No, no, no!
Taste is green.
If you say color, it's green, right?
If you say flavor, it's curry, right?
Curry!
If you say size...
Size...
Can't you say size?
Of course!
Let's think about it as a once in a year event.
I see.
I'll go and get a scissor.
Give me a scissor!
I wonder...
Does an alligator make you full?
I don't know.
But it looks like this when you eat it.
If we see it, we know it looks like this.
It looks like an alligator, too.
In the end, I think...
There is something called "animal correction."
Animals basically want to sell.
They want to be big.
So, the alligator thought about it.
Right?
Kirin-no-ano bogeyman...
Kubi-naga-ashi-agatte...
Pen-alligator-taro-ka?
So, it's an alligator, but...
It doesn't eat much of an alligator.
It just puts it in its mouth and...
It just swallows it.
And then it comes over here and...
It just swallows it.
And then it comes over here and...
And it just swallows it.
And then it comes over here and...
And it just swallows it.
So, in the end, I want to say...
Everyone should be happy.
Shut up!
The scraping...
What's good about it?
Seriously...
If you open up the fridge, you only get green onions and ginger.
I know what you're trying to say...
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
I don't know what to say.
In winter, you often see people with red noses, but what is a copy robot?
That's not it!
It's because of the wind!
It's because of the wind that your nose is red?
My nose is itching!
What does a copy robot mean?
Wait a minute. Am I wrong?
Of course you are.
Of course I am, Hama-chan!
Then what is it?
Is there really a copy robot?
That's not it.
The reason my nose is red is because...
...it's one step ahead of a laser.
I don't know why!
It's twenty years before happiness.
I don't know anymore!
If you get a laser, you're happy, right?
In a way, you're happy, right?
Are you unhappy?
I'm happy.
When you're entangled in something...
...and you think it'd be nice if you got a laser...
...it happens once or twice for everyone.
It happens when you're entangled in something.
Getting a laser is happiness.
Doesn't it show your power?
Of course it does.
It's not just about getting one, right?
It's not just about getting one.
Does it dissolve or erase things?
Yes.
Let me hear you talk more.
And you know, when this area was still a wild field...
Do you know about it?
Well, whatever.
You're happy, aren't you?
Yes.
Right? The laser comes out.
Yes.
Isn't that so-called "natural"?
Yes.
When you're 20 years old, you have a lot of love.
It's love at first sight.
Love at first sight.
Your acne has finally disappeared.
That's right.
In society...
Yes, it's finally recognized as an adult.
It's finally recognized and you can smoke, you can even shake hands with this and it's recognized.
Yes.
You're 20 years old.
You're happy.
Yes.
You're happy at 20 years old.
Yes.
Yes!
Okay! Graduation! Thank you very much!