AISubs v3.5
It has nothing to do with that.
Yes.
The number of guests is increasing.
Yes, yes, yes.
As my sister said, I'm getting old.
If it goes like this, I'll be like Minomonta.
Yes, today is the last opening of the year.
Yes, yes.
93 years old, forget it, hate it, which one is it?
Yes.
Let's go with this.
Let's go.
Yes.
It's our will.
It's not our will.
Yes, yes, it's not our will.
I can't put it on.
Why?
OK!
Let's go.
No, you go first.
OK.
If this old woman approaches me, I'll do it.
She's a very charming woman.
If she approaches me...
I'll do it.
I won't do it! It's disgusting!
OK, you go first.
Me? OK.
I'll do it.
Oh!
You're disgusting!
I hate you!
You've been on TV too much.
I'm sick of you.
You're an outsider and an athlete.
You're the most popular now.
You're in movies too.
I've been playing soccer for a long time.
You're lying!
What are you talking about?
Are you stupid?
You're dancing.
Oh, it's your favorite dance.
I like you.
Yes.
Kagamari-ko.
I like you.
Oh, really?
You're not bad, but you're cute.
I saw you on TV once in a while.
You're a good guy.
I like you.
I hate you.
You're fierce.
You're really fierce.
I saw you in the dressing room once.
I...
I hate you!
You hate me, too!
That's not true.
I like you.
I like you, but I hate you.
That's not good.
I like you, but...
I hate you.
And you're the one in the pantaloon.
I hate you.
That's not good.
You're a loser.
You got hit by a car.
You got hit, you scared me.
But...
That's sad.
Super kick bass.
I see.
Super kick bass.
That's not funny at all.
Don't make it into a show.
I hate you!
Looks like you ran too fast.
I'm not denying this.
It's okay for people who like us to get together and do it on a Sunday.
Let's do a kick bass band.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's broadcast it all over the country!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't say "Ken-chan, gechu!"
Arthrite, catch!
Who's that blue-cheeked guy?
You're pretty good-looking.
Does he have fans?
Skia, skia!
Skia!
Cute.
Okay, next.
Okay.
My...
I like it, I like it.
Yagamo.
I like this one.
This "yagamo" is light and salty.
Your last one.
Kirai.
LOOK AT THIS FACE!
IT SMELLS!
It's pretty strong.
Don't read it!
I'm fat!
I'm fat and ugly and gross!
What should I do?!
There's no escape route for you!
But you're sexy.
WHY?!
You're just showing your legs!
I hate "yagamo."
Do you hate it?
I hate it!
Mama, what is this that you have in your garden?
Is it the total of this year?
I didn't want to say it at the end, but it can't be helped.
There are so many of them.
That's right.
There are dozens of them.
That's right.
Ouch!
And when I take a bath, they get in my pores and run away.
Because they die.
They are enlarged, so they are smaller.
What?
This is one.
This is like this.
Do you have so many of them?
And when I take a bath, they get in my pores and run away.
Are you stupid?
By the way, it shouldn't be reflected in sex.
It shouldn't be.
I think it's a shower room of CX.
You know, the shower room where you take a bath all the time.
There is a mat there.
Are you there?
Why do you use a mat?
When you wear pants, you put your pants on the mat like this.
It's not like that.
It's like a hot water bath.
That's right!
It's like a heater below.
You should dance like a soap opera.
You shouldn't dance like that.
No, it's not like that.
There is a mop on the mat.
If you do like this, your pants will touch the floor, right?
Yes, yes.
And when you are on the floor,
you put your hands on the mop and do like this.
Which one will win this year?
I don't know.
What are you doing?
It doesn't matter if you win or lose.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ladies and gentlemen...
You know, I asked about it today.
There was a high school girl waiting in front of her apartment.
She gave me a warning.
You'd better watch out.
She was standing in front of my apartment.
A reporter asked her, "Are you waiting for Mr. Matsumoto?"
What's your relationship with him?
He's already here.
Of course I am.
Come on, stop it.
It's cowardly of you to stand in front of my apartment.
Think about it.
If you were a bad guy,
you'd rent a room and wait in front of your house, wouldn't you?
But I'm trying to get a lot of money out of it.
That's right, but if you're borrowed a room in front of your apartment,
and you see something like this through the window,
anyone can cause a little scandal.
No matter how beautiful an actress you are,
even if you're a bad guy, if you open the window and see something like this through the window,
it happens.
That's right.
Even if you're a bad guy, if you open the window and see something like this through the window,
it won't happen.
It's not allowed.
No matter how beautiful you are,
no matter what you say in the next newspaper,
it's going to be a big scandal.
It's going to be a big scandal.
Excuse me.
When I was a boy,
what was it?
High school ace?
Every day, girls would come to my house.
All the time.
It was strange.
About the third day,
why are those girls coming again and again?
When I was saying that,
they came back.
Really?
Why are you two going back there?
He's an idiot.
That's not true!
Like you!
You can't get in separately.
(applause and cheers)
What are you calculating?
What are you doing?
There is no sand, there is no sand, Stalin.
Yeah.
No, it's too late.
What should I do?
Well, you can't do anything wrong.
Even if it's wrong, I didn't do anything wrong.
I just made a mess and put it somewhere.
If you do such a thing...
Don't you think you're putting it in a weird place?
What do you mean weird place?
Well, like this place.
Is it going in?
You're putting it in a weird place like this.
What do you mean weird place?
If you were a violinist, wouldn't it be possible?
You're getting used to it, aren't you?
Oh, come on.
That's...
No, you can't do that.
You can't have sex?
No, I'm not saying that.
But you're not saying that.
I don't know if I can say this to anyone else, but I'm the only one...
You can't say that! You can't say that!
If I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't have anything left. You play golf, don't you?
That has nothing to do with it!
I only have sex for the past few years!
I'm serious!
You can't have sex?
Well, you could say that.
Yes, yes, yes.
If I had a girlfriend...
I would...
What's wrong with you?
I really don't know.
What's wrong with you?
Why do you only take pictures of girls?
Matcha, you're fishing again!
You don't take pictures like that!
That's also an article!
Girls are also your hobbies.
I went to the teacher's office to get my license back and they took pictures of me.
It says "again and again"!
I don't understand!
No, no, you're wrong about that!
No, no!
That's not true at all!
It may be true, but you're wrong about it at night!
That's not true at all!
So you want me to rent you a fake apartment, right?
Whatever you do, you'll use it anyway, right?
What do you mean "fake apartment"?
Oh, you're so cute, Bob-chan!
Oh, you're so cute!
Even if you borrow my apartment, you'll use it, won't you?
- You'll use it for your boobs! - Shut up!
- What are you saying? - You'll use it, won't you? Stop it!
What are you doing?
What is this?
- What is it? - You'll use it, won't you?
I'll use it! I'll use one of your apartments for that purpose!
- You'll find it anyway. - Why will you find it?
I don't know if you have a house or not.
I don't know if you're always following me when I go out of the scene.
It's none of your business.
- What should we do? - We have to do something.
Why don't you just take it all at once?
While you're laughing with a woman.
No, I don't think you can take it all at once.
Why don't you both take it all at once and...
I'll take it all at once and...
And the woman will...
She'll open it like this...
I wonder if she'll do it for me...
My prank calls have changed again recently...
Well, it's better now, but...
I used to be really mean!
My phone was ringing all the time!
I used to call that phone a prank call!
That's for sure!
I used to call that phone a prank call!
No matter how many times you write it, you can't figure it out!
It's definitely NTT!
Even if you say you're bad at something, you say "No, we're NTT!"
You can't figure it out, can you?
That's for sure!
But we're an organization, we can't figure it out!
You can't figure it out, can you?
We're an organization, we can't figure it out!
Even if you say you're bad at something, you say "No, we're NTT!"
You can't figure it out, can you?
I didn't tell anyone about it this time.
I only have my cell phone, so I didn't tell anyone about it.
I didn't tell anyone about my phone number.
Only my manager, Okamoto, knows about it.
Can you bring me my cell phone?
Why? Why?
Okay, we're done for the day.
Oh, that's right! We're not done for the day!
We're not done for the day!
Which team will win this year?
Let's see who wins or loses this year.
Yes!
But you'll know the result by the 31st.
Let's play a punishment game when you're older.
That's right.
I've won and lost in the past ten years.
Last year, Shiro won.
Shiro won?
Yes.
I see.
On this board...
Yes.
This is Shiro's group.
Shiro's group.
Their first appearance.
It's a boom.
A boom. An island song.
Yes.
And Gen Takayama's "Kokoro Kourasete".
Who is it?
It's a popular song right now.
What kind of song is "Kokoro Kourasete"?
"Kokoro koo-ra-se-te"...
I don't know the real song, but I'll say it just in case.
Don't look at me like that!
Just in case...
Fukuyama...
Fukuyama Masaharu...
Checkers, last year...
What?
Red!
Their first appearance.
Yes.
Orchestra Terrance!
That's right!
I didn't say that!
First of all!
Look at this! It's terrible! The weather is bad!
No, it's true...
It's true...
In terms of looks...
It's the worst!
Out of 100...
Out of 5...
Out of red...
It's tough...
No winter break!
I want it! I want it!
Call it out! Call it out!
Good luck! Good luck!
Well, the rest is...
Yes.
S.M.A.P.
S.M.A.P.? Do you know it?
I don't know it.
Oh, you don't know it?
What is this "ten dollars"?
It's their sales, right?
Well, it's like that...
Oh, there's a bandage.
Oh, there's a bandage?
Do you want me to give you one?
This is the only bandage I have.
Are you stupid? Are you kidding me?
It's a 31-inch white bandage.
Jay!
Oh, but...
I don't know if I have a bandage here or there.
I don't know.
Well, either way is fine.
I don't know if I have a bandage here or there.
Oh, but this time, Kobayashi-san made me think again.
Oh, oh, oh.
But you know, you're smart.
You're strategic.
That's why I can't take it off!
You can't take it off.
Do you have a light luck?
Yes.
Don't you have a super four-pillar?
A super four-pillar...
Mr. Cho!
No, I don't.
A face!
What's with that face?
If you ask me to go out with you, it must be tough.
It's tough.
There's also "dories come true".
"Dories"?
What's "dories"?!
"Dories"...
You can't read it?! Don't talk to me!
Yugi Saori-san and her sister...
Oh!
"Moon Desert"...
Yasuda Shouko-san.
Why "Moon Desert"?!
Well, it wasn't originally with Yugi Saori-san, but with similar lyrics.
That's true, but "Moon Desert"...
Who's this?!
Mitsuko Nakamura.
Who's this?!
Bunbun Shimada.
Bunbun Shimada...
Who's this?!
Eh, really?! You know him?!
No, I don't know him.
I think I saw him when I entered the dressing room.
Excuse me!
"Who are you?" you ask.
"I'm Mitsuko Nakamura." "So, who are you?"
It must be hard for you. You must be 30 minutes late, right?
- Irii is late. - Irii is late.
Irii is late and this man gets angry.
- Are you mocking me? - Are you mocking me?
- "What are you doing?" - "What are you doing?"
Then, "Tsukino" comes out.
"Tabakino" comes out.
"Assahosan" comes out.
"Shut up!" they say again.
Then, "Go out with me!"
What?!
Who are you?
Well, is it white or red this year?
I say white!
If you say it like that, I don't think I'm that strong.
Is that so?
Yes.
I see.
Then you're red.
No, you're not red at all.
If you say you'll let me have you, I'll think about it.
Even if you say you'll let me have you, I don't know if you'll let me have you or not.
I'm pretty confident about you.
If you say you'll let me have you, I'll think about it.
Maybe you won't let me have you, but I don't have the courage to say you'll let me have you.
If you say it like that...
What will you do?
Will you let me have you?
It can't be helped.
What?
Rock, paper, scissors.
He's dirty.
Rock, paper, scissors.
I'm not confident about you.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Do it yourself.
Hurry up and decide!
I'm telling you to decide.
Let's do it.
Crying or laughing, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter either way.
Rock, paper, scissors!
I just wanted to hit you in the nose and stab you.
I'll kill you.
Hurry up!
Ready?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Don't rush!
Red!