AISubs v3.5
- Today... - One hour.
- It's one hour. - It's a lot of fun.
- It's not just a competition, but there's also an opening. - Yes.
- We'll do a lot of different things. - Yes.
- We'll do a lot of different things. - On the contrary...
- On the contrary... there's a bit of a change today.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I was surprised when you came out for the first time. - Yes.
- Two people here and two people there. - Yes.
- I thought you were speakers. - Yes.
- Yesterday and today, you came here one by one. - Yes.
- It's nothing to be afraid of. - You've been following me since last week.
- You're lying! - I'm sorry.
WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL...
I'll eat it with my hands, I'll eat it with my hands, I'll eat it with my hands
You seem to like Sumotori quite a lot, don't you?
You often come to watch Sumotori, don't you?
Sumotori, Sumotori...
What is Sumotori?
Cigarettes, baths... Sumotori...
I know about cigarettes and baths...
Sumotori...
I know about your face...
Sumotori...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
The other day I saw it on TV and I was surprised...
There are a lot of boxers coming in right now, aren't there?
Yes, yes, yes...
Right?
And the other day I was watching it at night and it was a Japanese title...
A Japanese champion, of course a Japanese person...
Right?
And that second place in Japan...
No matter how you look at it, it's a black person...
It's not a black person, it's a Japanese nationality...
So it's coming in...
Oh, you're making your nationality Japanese?
Then you're a black person, so you're really strong, aren't you?
Yes...
The Japanese champion was defeated in two rounds...
Then I didn't know what to do, so I brought an American flag and gave it to you...
Yes...
The champion became the Japanese champion...
Yes...
Even if you interview me, I say "thank you"...
Yes...
That's a strange story...
What are you talking about?
It's strange...
If you say it like that, even in the world of sumo...
Even if it's red, if it's a pig, I won't bite it...
I think that's strange...
Why?
Sumo is a national sport in Japan...
Isn't it?
Don't you think so?
I'm saying that it's different when foreigners are doing sumo...
Yes...
Where is it different?
Even when you say "thank you"...
It's different!
You're fast!
It's different!
I don't want to spit it out, but...
There's a school for becoming a sumo wrestler, right?
It's different when you say "thank you" there!
It's different!
You're a foreigner!
It's Kofugi! Japanese Kofugi!
What are you trying to do?
Come on!
But if you can speak Japanese, I think you can forgive me...
But I don't understand it...
It's not that you don't understand it because it's important...
It's because you don't know what the sumo wrestler is saying...
It's different!
I'm not trying to spit it out!
It's harder for me to speak!
It's different!
In the middle of a fight...
I'm sweating...
I'm using up a lot of energy...
I'm finally back...
If you say "thank goodness"...
I'll... I'll...
I'll do it!
I came to Nainanibea today...
They have some kind of hotpot...
It looks good...
How is it?
I'm not spitting it out!
It's hot...
I can't stand it...
If you're hot...
I'm even hotter...
What about that garbage problem?
Even in foreign countries...
In Japan...
Privacy...
You know...
For example...
You live in an apartment, right?
There's a pretty nice woman next door...
You don't know her, do you?
Let's say she does...
Tanaka-san...
When I go to a garbage shop...
If I see "Tanaka-san"...
It doesn't say "san"...
If I see "Tanaka"...
I'd like to see her...
I'll open the car...
There's no privacy for Tanaka-san...
You open it!
If you say "Tanaka-san, I'll leave it there"...
You pass by and go home...
Why...
Ah! Tanaka-san's room!
But Tanaka-san is a nice woman...
She might be a nice woman...
Tanaka-san is a nice woman...
That might be...
When you leave the house...
Ah! Tanaka-san's room!
If you say it like that...
You pass by and go home...
What's going to happen?
Am I going to walk like this?
People are going to be mad at me.
"Unagi is also clean, Mr. Tanaka"!
It's a waste of Mr. Tanaka's stuff.
We'll look at it!
If you say so, we'll look at it.
It's going to be funny...
Look at it now, there are only 23 people.
That's what they said on the news.
If your predecessors say something, everyone will do it.
And there are some people who throw away black plastic bags.
And there is a sticker on it.
A warning.
And what happens with that sticker?
You leave it there.
And what happens?
What happens?
The monster is removed and...
It's hard for a talent like you.
Is it?
Of course it is.
If you wrote "Peter" on your arm, you'd be able to throw away any kind of trash.
I won't write "Peter"!
If I really wrote "Peter", I'd be a little sad, but...
If I wrote "Cool Five", I'd be happy.
They're all names.
Miyamoto-san and Uchiyama-san.
A lot of celebrities live in Tokyo, right?
Celebrities are a problem.
A lot of celebrities live there.
If you say "Matsumoto lives in an apartment", people in apartments would know.
They'd know.
They'd see you.
You'd show up a lot.
Your face would turn red.
You shouldn't say things like that.
You shouldn't get in a car and get thrown away while you're at work.
You shouldn't say things like that in a car.
You shouldn't!
You shouldn't say things like that!
Keep it!
Give it back!
By the way...
Can you get yourself together?
Who?
Me?
Who told you that?
Why are you getting carried away on stage?
Last night in the dressing room...
Last night on the phone...
Why are you using an industrial phone?
You're getting carried away.
There are bad times.
If you don't stop somewhere...
But this is the last one, right?
I'm not saying I agree with you.
Let's all do a demonstration.
But it's not cool.
Someone should do it.
I'll lead.
Really?
Really.
I'll do it.
I'll watch the news.
What are you doing?
Come on! You can do it with that!
OK! If you say you can do it with a black rubber bag, I'll take you out with a black rubber bag.
No, no, no.
I'll do it as a downturn!
What is that?
OK! Let's do it!
Where should we go?
The opposite.
Taiji Tamingo.
How about Tokyo?
OK! I got it! Let's go!
Leader!
I don't care how many times you tell me not to go to the city hall, I'm going!
I don't care if you lock me up!
If it's 3 o'clock, don't come at 3 o'clock. You're always an hour late.
Don't come at all!
What are you going to say when you come down from the city hall?
I'm wearing a suit, and an old man comes up to me and says, "Wow, what is it?!"
And I say, "Guru-guru-guru-guru-don!"
For now!
If it's like that, I'm going to go to the city hall!
For now!
Don't say it like that!
For now, don't say it like that!
Don't say it like that, you idiot!
You should have said it from there!
No, no, I'm sorry for saying guru-guru-don earlier.
No, you don't need to apologize like that!
I'm sorry for saying guru-guru-don because I feel like doing something wrong!
You don't need to apologize like that!
You're so stupid!
You can't say it like that!
You idiot!
You can't say it like that!
You're stupid!
I'm not going to say it like that!
You're stupid if you don't say it like that!
You should be in the lead!
Why should I be in the lead?!
I'm serious.
What should we do?
Should we get some talent actors?
Talent...
What?
We should get more talent actors.
Even now...
Sugi Heisuke.
Why?!
Even if Sugi Heisuke was in "Hantoumen",
Demi, you know this is Sugi Heisuke, don't you?
That's why you shouldn't say it like that.
I don't know either.
Let me say it.
So...
We should get more talent actors...
Who is it?!
It's Bada Akiko!
Hmm, you like it.
That guy is crazy!
I wish we had Chinese people in our show.
They'd say "Hantoumen" here and there...
Grand Prix!
Good evening.
You, Seo Chang-uk, are participating in the Grand Prix.
We are conducting a survey of people going there.
The one who wins the Grand Prix will sing the theme song of the Grand Prix.
Now, let's begin!
Today's participants, please come forward!
Thank you!
I told you not to call me that.
I'm Ibashi Kemura!
Do you know about this incident?
I saw it in the special edition.
Oh, I see.
But it's not that big of a deal.
It's not that big of a deal.
Haven't you seen it before?
I've seen it on TV, but I don't know what you're doing.
I'm only doing it for you now.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Next up is Mr. Rasanji!
I'm Rasa-chan.
Rasa-chan!
Of course you know about this incident, don't you?
Of course I know about it!
I'm a big fan of you.
Thank you for coming!
I heard you have a lot of problems today.
A little more than usual.
Does that mean you'll have more enemies?
No, I don't mean it like that.
Will you have more enemies like that?
Don't you know about this problem?
No one told me about it when we met in the hallway.
That's how it's supposed to be.
First of all, the first question is...
This one!
You're definitely going to an SM club!
I know you're doing something on TV, but...
You're definitely going to an SM club when you're done with work!
You're not going to do anything like watching a movie, are you?
Oh, is that so?
That's right!
But you're definitely going to an SM club when you're done with work!
Let's start with Mr. Otage.
Is that so?
Who said that?
Is that so?
Let's hear Mr. Iemoto's answer.
I'm looking forward to it.
You're definitely going to an SM club!
That's how it's supposed to be.
You're definitely going to an SM club when you're done with work!
This one's a little...
Even if you decide that it's true...
Oh, I heard that!
You guys are going to an SM club!
And finally, Mr. Mazuro.
Mr. Mazuro's answer is...
Nagashima Junior!
Now, who do you think is behind all of this?
Let's see the video.
I'm pretty sure it's about Sano Shiro.
Yamashiro Shingo.
Takada Junji.
Shimoda Kai.
Kamori.
Those tight pants look good on you.
Beat Takeshi.
Roo Oshiba.
Katsura Sanshi.
He's got a pretty high voice.
His reaction is more serious.
Kanaka Yasuo.
Takeshi.
Downtown Matsumoto.
Shibara Ito.
Tsukisoro.
Sano Shiro.
Roo Oshiba.
Katsura Sanshi.
Beat Takeshi.
Takada Junji.
Beat Takeshi.
Roo Oshiba.
Sano Shiro.
Takada Junji.
Roo Oshiba.
Roo Oshiba-san.
Roo Oshiba-san is out of the Grand Prix!
Is that so?
Yes.
So people don't know the truth, right?
Don't say things you don't want to say!
Let's move on.
Next question.
Next question is...
This one!
You're just like your parents, Hikari and Hanaha!
Next question, please.
Here we go!
I've thought about it, but...
Let me think about it one more time!
Let me think about it!
Next question, please.
Here we go!
Otake!
You can't do that!
No, no, no.
I was able to run safely, so I'll give you this guy.
Why do I have to answer everyone's requests like that?
That's good, that's good.
Otake-san, please.
Here we go!
Um...
You're just like your parents, Hikari and Hanaha!
I made a mistake. I ate a pizza and called you.
What did you say?
I'll add "brother" to it.
Oh, brothers!
Who said it?
I did.
Who said it?
I'm not sure about that.
I'm not sure about that either.
Anyway...
I was a kanji.
Hiragana.
Brothers
Ogata no Oto.
Takashima brothers.
Kitashiwa Mai.
Nagashima Kazushige.
If Shigeo wasn't here...
Run!
I don't think we'd have a match.
Hayashiya Kobuhei.
Otsuru Gitan.
Ishida Issei.
I just said a kanji.
Ishida Issei.
Nagashima Kazushige.
Takashima brothers.
Hayashiya Kobuhei?
That's not funny at all.
Otsuru Gitan?
Nagashima Kazushige.
Ogata no Oto.
Takashima brothers?
Ishida Issei?
Ah, Ishida Issei?
Takashima brothers.
And with that, the Takashima brothers have lost the Grand Prix!
Isn't that just because it's so popular?
That you remember it right away?
What are you talking about?
Here's the next question.
Here it is.
You guys should disband too!
How long are you going to keep doing this?
You're making it sound like a draw.
You're the worst entertainers out there.
Stop it!
You're the worst entertainers out there!
You guys should just disband.
Now, Ibushi and Don!
That's right...
I don't like it! Everyone's looking at me like that!
That's what I'm saying! You're thinking too much about it!
Let's go with Rasa-chan. Rasa-chan and Don!
Is it that bad?
What? I don't know!
Rasa-chan, you guys are not funny!
No matter how long you do it, you're not funny!
You're always doing it! Stop it, you idiots!
That's what I'm saying!
Hey, shut up! Shut up!
I'm not shutting up! I'm going to broadcast!
Broadcast! Broadcast!
This is a little...
No, I understand.
You guys! You guys draw!
You guys draw!
What do you want me to draw?
Because I drew this.
Geez!
As long as you...
Please do it one more time.
As long as you guys do it, you don't think it's funny, do you?
That's right! That's right!
Who said that?!
Why am I being covered like this?!
I don't like traffic lights and stuff like that.
I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say it.
I'm a teenager.
I'm not a teenager anymore.
Tattoo club.
B-21.
Hikaru Genji.
Downtown.
Tunnel.
Aozora Kyujikoji.
Pikachu club?
Munnan.
Hikaru Genji.
I'm a roller skater, but I got ripped off.
Drifters?
I'm a teenager.
I'm not a teenager anymore.
B-21.
Hikaru Genji.
I'm a teenager.
Hikaru Genji.
I'm not a teenager anymore.
Hikaru Genji.
Hikaru Genji won the Tattoo Club Grand Prix!
Go blue!
There's still a red light?
Hey!
The world doesn't know about red lights anymore!
No, I know.
You know, right?
I'm not thinking about anyone.
I'm sorry!
The next question is...
This one!
You, @#$%@!
@#$%@!
Let me go!
I'll answer it, but I'll put a transition on it and not put it on this side.
Let me go!
I'm sorry!
You, @#$%@!
Concorde!
What kind of @#$%@ is that?
I'm scared!
Okay, let's see it!
Go ahead!
I'm sorry!
I didn't see it!
Mr. Iiboshi, you can watch it if you like.
Let's start with Mr. Otani.
One, two...
Let's do it!
Bow!
Let's do it!
I don't have any reason to look at you!
But it's about participation!
That's right!
What?
I'm wrong! I'm wrong!
I'm not male!
Right?
Like this, or like this...
Right, right.
OK, Ibo-san!
I'm not tall.
Takamoto Issei.
OK, Yasa-chan!
I'm imagination.
I've never seen you.
OK, one, two...
But you're bad!
I remembered!
OK, last one.
One, two...
Wow!
Humor!
Otakemako and...
Moskuto.
Otakemako and...
Onii-chan from Kagoshima.
Why are you so happy?
Like Mokkun.
You have a sharp face, don't you?
So...
Downtown's Machan.
Your hair is pink.
Mokkun.
Look at you!
Takata Junji-san.
How about Agoy-san?
Hey, Ruo Shiba!
Ruo Shiba!
Have fun!
You look like a pervert.
Downtown's Machan.
Mokkun!
Machan!
Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Mokkun!
And the winner is...
Motoki and Masahiro!
You're all out!
Hey, Otake-san.
Did you get two points?
Yes, I got two points.
You're underestimating me.
You're famous because you're so popular.
Enough!
It's time for the last question.
Really?
The last one.
The last question is...
This one!
Why don't we choose a person for the mosaic?
I'll accept only those who say "don't go there" in Kyoshu.
- Just one? - Yes.
- Where did you come from? - While you're sitting, look me in the face.
- I'm sorry. - I'm so sorry.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Thank you for waiting for so long.
From now on, "Dream of singing and talking", "downtown autumn dinner show" will be held.
Everyone, please enjoy a wonderful dinner.
Hello.
Our dinner show is similar this time.
Yes, it is.
Thank you for coming to Sagami Highland.
Thank you.
Don't worry about it.
Please enjoy your dinner.
The chef is also a wonderful cook.
Yes, he cooks with love.
Chef is good.
Ama-chan, you are terrible.
I'm sorry.
I'm crying.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm sorry.
Let's listen to the first song.
Let's listen to it.
Please listen to "Light blue rain" from Yagami Highland.
Thank you.
"Light blue rain" from Yagami Highland.
Thank you very much.
Oh, my goodness!
I'm so sorry.
It's popped, isn't it?
Oh, customers, you're in a good mood. Thank you very much!
I'm really happy.
You're so excited about it.
Hama-chan, I'm in trouble. I'm crying again.
Stop it! Don't do anything embarrassing, really!
That's right.
Well, then, let's not get excited.
Shall we go to the next one?
Well, from Venus's number...
"Kiss Her On The Eye"!
Yes!
Kiss Her On The Eye
Trapped, trapped, I'm about to fall into a trap
An seductive love invites me
Kiss her on the eye and smile
Kiss her on the eye and love
Kiss her on the eye, kiss her on the eye and love
Kiss her on the eye and love
Thank you!
Today, we invited top dancers from New York.
Yes.
I think it was very exciting.
It was worth inviting them from New York.
Yes, it was.
The real thing is different, isn't it?
It is.
Well, with that said,
let's move on to the next song before we run out of time.
Please listen to "Never" from "Me"'s number.
OK!
A dancer from New York is collaborating with us.
Congratulations, Kagiro!
Thank you!
I'm so happy you're so happy.
It's rare to have so many visitors.
It's rare.
We've had the best guests so far.
We've been to many places.
I think so, too.
Customers, of course you've bought our album, haven't you?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
This album...
We recorded it in London.
Yes, we did.
I don't know why, but when I go to a place like London, I feel very liberated.
That's right.
I'm very confident about this album.
I told you just now, didn't I?
Well, then...
It's very hard to say, but...
What is it?
It's the last song.
Is it over already?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
We have to wait a little longer.
Customers seem to be mentally prepared.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Be careful, customers!
Customers, please sing with us.
Yes.
Well, then, the last song.
Moero yo, moero.
Thank you!
Moero yo, moero.
Thank you very much!
What kind of action will the actor who plays the wound scene of the drama do when the scene is cut?
I've done it only once, but...
No, you don't have to do it.
You have to show your precious kiss.
In front of people...
I have to say it to the person I like, or I don't know what to say.
What are you talking about?
I'm lying.
I've done it once.
When I was told "cut", I did it all the time.
I can't do it like that.
It's not cool.
When I'm told "cut", I can't say anything.
I can't say it like that.
So I pushed you and said "cut".
It's hard.
I was told "cut" all the time.
But I still do it.
When I was told "cut", I did it all the time.
When I'm in bed...
It's hard.
I say "cut" like this.
Shichuu!
Koha!
Shichikichuu!
I say "shichikichuu!" in the drama.
I can't do it like that.
Why?
I don't know what to do.
When I was told "cut", I did it all the time.
It's not cool.
I did it in rehearsal.
I was told "cut".
When I was told "cut", I did it all the time.
I was told "cut".
That's not cool.
You may be cool, but your tongue is ugly.
If you cut your tongue, it will look like this.
Well...
I can't do it like that.
I won't thank you for the rest of my life.
Everytime you go out with a different person, you sometimes think "this is love", "this is love", but please tell me the difference.
But love is not a relationship that goes that far, is it?
Not having sex?
Yes, like...
Not having sex is love?
I don't know yet.
Then I'll say it.
You have a short period of love.
About two hours.
Is that possible?
About eating is love.
Idiot!
There's love, right?
It's love until you have sex.
If you have sex, it's love. Where does love come from?
It's difficult...
But it's different until you take off your clothes.
Ah, it's still love?
Yes, it's love.
If you wear a bra and pants, it's still love.
I don't know if it's love or not!
What are you trying to say?
It's still love!
It's a bra and pants.
Right?
It's still love!
It's still love! It's still love! Why?
- I'm dying! - It's still love!
I'm dying!
I'm dying! Why don't you get me a sketch book from here and draw like this?
- There's art in it. - There's art in it.
It's still love.
Even if you stand straight or like this, it's still love.
There is a pose in the picture.
Well, well, well...
It's still love.
Even if you say "what are you doing there?" it's still love.
That's right.
It's still love up to here.
It's still love.
Even if you stand like this for a long time...
It's still love.
Even if you say "what are you doing there?"
What about this?
It's strange.
What? "What are you doing there?"
Why?
It's OK.
Why?
Even if you stand naked in front of someone who is not aware of anything...
You don't complain, do you?
Well...
Hey, everyone, come with me.
It's not like you can pull a boomerang.
Oh, I see.
But for me...
From sex to love...
I know it's perfect.
If you have sex, it's love.
That's right.
Hey!
Please stop Pico.
Who are you?
I don't care if you stop me. Let's go and stop him together.
Who are you, Pico-tan?
Who are you?
Please stop me. This character means like this.
I see.
Right?
You mean you will stop me at home, right?
No, no.
I don't want you to stop me at home, Pico-tan.
I don't know who you are.
You call me Pico-tan.
Right?
You make me nervous, Pico-tan.
What should I do at home?
What should I prepare at home?
Do I have an oil brush?
Can I wear my pajamas?
Well...
If you come to ping-pong, I will beat you up.
I enjoy watching "Gaki no Tsukai" every week.
By the way, why does "Gaki no Tsukai" have a lot of "p"s?
What are you talking about?
"Gaki no Tsukai" was broadcasted on "Downtown" last week.
Tell me if you are frustrated.
There are a lot of "p"s like this.
So, today...
I will show you.
I will show you for one hour.
Well...
If you do this, of course you will make a mistake.
Well...
You may make Japanese entertainers your enemies.
Stop it!
Who are you?
I want to do it.
First of all, I will show you the PR.
Yes, I will show you.
I will show you what you said when you were frustrated.
This is the material that has been broadcasted.
That guy who married Konishiki is really stupid.
But you know, the most difficult thing for me to do in Yomei-han is...
This is...
Ah! You, Gorilla-man!
Your producer, Suga, who joined your team, is the one who's dirty!
He was dirty!
Last time, he didn't even tackle or anything like that.
Yes, yes, he did say that.
Kiii! I've got you now!
Uraaa!
That was a great show!
Our team's writer, Takasu!
Yes!
His face! Bang!
Don't step on me!
You're disgusting!
Which one will win?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll go first.
Well, if something happens...
If something happens, we'll win.
So it all depends on what happens.
But until now, even if you say "happening"...
It's all a trap!
Yes, yes, yes.
Seriously, I think the exposure is getting worse and worse.
Yes, yes.
Ten years later...
Even in a five-person group...
F*ck!
It's like I'm going to die!
Uwaa!
Do you do that?
Comedians usually marry amateur women, don't they?
Ah, is that so?
Yes, yes, yes.
Somehow...
F*ck!
It's like I'm going to die!
Now...
Now it's broadcasted, right?
If you watch this without a "p", you won't become like that, right?
It's scary...
You guys...
You're lucky today!
You're lucky!
But, well...
People who watch this broadcast can watch it without a "p", right?
Well, of course.
Yes.
But you guys can watch it as soon as possible, right?
Now, this is a scientific matter!
I've been hiding a lot of "p"s, but...
Yes!
A broadcast without "p"!
Yes!
Well then, let's watch it!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
That guy who married Konishiki is really stupid!
But you know, the hardest thing for me to do in Yomei- han so far is...
...now.
I'm doing it for real.
Ah! He said it without saying it!
I'm glad.
Wow!
I'm going to cut exactly the same material with "roo" this time.
Hey, are you mad?
You know...
There's no way I can do it!
But!
There are times when it's okay, right?
For now.
For example, someone's fiance was ugly.
I don't care about that.
That's all!
It's not okay, Jihei-chan!
It's not okay!
Rather than that...
_______ ___ ís fiance...
Is more than ____ ____ __ ____ ____'s fiance!
That one was terrible, too!
That one was terrible, too...
But ___ __ ____ ____ 's fiance...
But ____ __ __ ____ ____ 's fiance...
By the way...
I don't look like him, but...
If you say it's uglier than your wife, it's pretty ugly.
Pretty ugly!
I wonder why players are like that.
Well, that's common.
Players' wives are quite beautiful, aren't they?
Oh, really?
Yes.
F***ing fiancé!
It's so ugly you can't even describe it with words!
It's terrible!
It's really ugly!