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The first Gaki no Tsukai Arahende, Gaki no Tsukai Staff Oarai Gong Show!
Gaki no Tsukai Staff Oarai Gong Show!
Today, Gaki no Tsukai Staff Oarai Gong Show!
It's just like the title!
Nobody knows, right?
But...
We'll do our best!
Gaki no Tsukai Staff Oarai Gong Show!
First, the first one!
What are you doing?!
Come over here!
What are you doing?!
Where are you going?!
Answer me!
Where are you going?!
Yes?
What's your name?
I'm Suga, a producer from Saitama Prefecture.
What? Was that Genki Hikaru?
What are you doing?!
I want to be a flower.
You secretly come and pick me up and hold me in your hands.
I also want to be a red grapefruit.
Your mouth makes me sweet.
What are you saying?!
It doesn't matter!
It really doesn't matter!
The next person is this person! Please come in!
Where are you from?
I'm from Kyoto. I'm Yamasaki.
Ah, you're from Kyoto!
Yes.
Ah, I see.
Yamasaki-san, you're from Kyoto?!
Yes!
Hey!
Why are you repeating yourself?
Well, Yamasaki-san, I'm counting on you.
Yes!
I'll defeat the bear!
Bear, come on!
Shoot!
What was that?
I took my shoulder off...
Again?
Escalator!
Thank you very much!
Congressman!
Yes?
That was great!
Thank you very much!
Come again!
Thank you very much!
I will imitate Mr. Umeda of the Music Department.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Who knows who you are?
I will imitate Director Saito.
Was that Saito just now?
Who knows who you are?
Oh!
That's all for today!
Thank you!
I'm Tsutsumimoto from Nara.
I'm Hamada-san's Music Department employee.
My Music Department employee?
Ah, good morning.
Ah, I'm sleepy.
Good morning.
Oh! Good morning.
Good morning.
You were pretty loud...
You!
Every time I do it you do it!
You were pretty loud...
Let me do it once.
Good morning!
Why are you hitting me?
Next up...
I'm Kono.
I'm up...
Go home already!
I'm Horimoto. Please come in!
Hello.
I'm Noriasu and I'm from Shiga.
Ah, you're from Shiga.
Yes. I like spicy food.
Is that so?
Yes. Even if you look down on me like that, I can still smile.
Ah, I see.
First of all, I'd like you to look down on me and see if I really like spicy food.
No, I don't want to look down on you!
No, please look down on me.
If you look down on me, you'll know!
I don't know!
Thank you very much.
Wait!
Today, I'll be playing Ayatori.
Ah, I see.
Hoki.
Thank you very much.
I'm going to tear this bandage off.
One, two...
I might not be able to tear it off.
What are you trying to do?
Suzuki-san is holding the camera.
Suzuki-san, look at the camera.
One, two...
That's good, Suzuki-san.
Next up is this person from Shiga. Please come in!
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Hello, everyone.
I'm from Shiga.
I'm Adachi.
Today, I'd like to try a super magic trick.
Is that so?
If only we didn't have this!
Would you crouch down and tie me up?
Ah, yes.
This... this...
You want me to look like a goldfish, right?
Yes!
Adachi-san, are you really okay with this?
Yes, this should be fine, right?
Are you sure?
Adachi-san, please!
Here I go!
Adachi-san!
What are you doing?
Suzuki!
One, two, three!
Go home! Go home!
Go ahead!
Thank you for coming.
What's your name?
I'm Takasu from Amagasaki.
Takasu from Amagasaki.
I'm Okamoto from Nara.
Okamoto from Nara.
What are you going to eat today?
Agrobat.
Yes.
Agrobat, right?
Yes.
Have you been doing comedy for a long time?
About ten years.
Ten years?!
Yes, ten years.
Then, please do it.
Ha-ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Finally, it's the last person.
Now, let's go!
The last person is this person! Please come in!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Hello!
Well...
Today...
At the opening...
Yes.
Everyone enjoyed it very much.
We watched it carefully.
Isn't it enough?
It came out too soon.
I'm not very impressed.
You're not impressed, are you?
Oh, it came out again.
Well...
But I think...
Well...
Oh, it came out again.
You can roughly predict the future, right?
Yes.
This is a kind of talent.
You've been saying it since you met me.
I've been predicting a lot of things.
You're not answering me.
Keep talking.
You've been predicting what I'm going to do next year and the year after that, right?
Yes.
Roughly.
But you can't predict it now.
Which means...
It hurts.
I might not be here next year.
Are you saying you're dead?
Do you think I'm probably dead?
I did it!
No, it's not like...
You can't see me, right?
You're dead.
You're being killed.
You're saying weird things all of a sudden.
That's right.
Who are you talking about?
Some guy with long hair.
He's holding a knife.
Damn it!
Hey you, don't say things like that!
What?
If you say things like that, people with really long hair will think it's me!
And weird things will come up again and again.
And we have to talk about it in a funny and funny way.
You're the one who's going to color it.
We can still talk about the last case in a funny and funny way.
But we can't talk about it in a funny and funny way because we were stabbed with an acupuncture point!
But we can talk about it in a funny and funny way!
Please listen to me. There are a lot of weird things about me.
What is it?
I don't know.
It's like I have some sort of strength in me.
Is that so?
Yeah. And people who tell me about me say...
Are you stupid?
I don't think I'm stupid. I think you think I'm stupid.
If you knew, you should have said something more positive.
Positive?
You're a professor.
If you think what you're saying is right, that's not true.
Why does she...
Even though you think you're a professor...
Are you stupid?!
What are you saying?!
I see...
Isn't it?!
I see...
No, no...
Don't raise your mouth like that.
You're just having a crush, aren't you?!
I am!
But, well, there are a lot of people like that around me, really...
I see...
Why is it like that?
This is something I'm really troubled about, you know...
If I were someone who's a little angry,
about what you say or do...
Ah!
We have something in common!
If you had my feelings, you'd understand!
Ah, yes! That's true!
The other day, I saw something creepy...
Yeah...
Like a fairy or something...
You say that a lot, too!
When you enter a house, you see a fairy next to a pot!
You say that?!
I saw it and thought, "Wow, he's crazy!"
And in the end, you believed me!
You believed me!
That...
No doubt about it!
I mean, I do see a lot of fairies, too!
But...
That's not true!
Why not?
There's no way you don't see them!
No, no, no...
I do see them...
I do see them, but...
The ones I see and the ones she sees are probably different, so...
That's what it is...
There are different kinds...
Different kinds...
Now that you mention it, it makes me think...
About what?
What kind of things do you see in fairies?
I mean, I do see a lot of them, so...
I told you already!
I do see a lot of them, so...
I saw one of them when I opened the fridge!
That's what you call a fairy?!
Hey Eva, I'm home!
Open it up.
What kind of guy is he?
What kind of guy is he? If you say something like that on TV...
You're talking about me!
Why?!
I want you to come here! I want you to see!
I've been telling you that there are fairies everywhere!
So what kind of guy was Eva who told me only what I saw in the fridge?
What do you mean what kind of guy is he?
What kind of clothes is he wearing?!
Muscular.
A muscular fairy.
Is he naked?
He's naked. The one you saw earlier.
What about his tongue?
His tongue is like a horse's.
He's not a fairy!
He's got a car!
He's a fairy, like a horse.
So I was sleeping!
Hey you!
That's too early for that!
You went home and opened the fridge and saw a fairy!
You were sleeping?!
I was sleeping!
Wouldn't it be sunny if you slept at night and saw a fairy?
If you were sleeping at night and saw a fairy...
That's what you want, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
So?
"What's with this sound?!" I thought.
I looked at it, but...
First of all, there must be something wrong with the fridge.
I heard a "pakara pakara pakara" sound.
So I opened it.
And there was a "pakara pakara pakara" sound.
Wait a minute!
In the past...
In such a small place...
There was a "pakara pakara pakara" sound.
It was running, wasn't it?
It was running.
Maybe it's because it's a fridge...
pakara pakara pakara
It's not because it's cold...
It's not because it's cold that you're shaking like that...
You can leave them alone and say it...
I opened my eyes and...
"I'm a fairy" I made a kind face...
And then our eyes met...
- Your eyes met? - Our eyes met...
- And? - "What are you doing, you guys?"
- Which one? - Over there...
What are you doing, you guys?
I was so surprised...
- Can you open your eyes again? - Of course I can...
Did you open your eyes?
- You've seen scary things, right? - Yeah...
- Open your eyes again... - "Did you open your eyes?"
- Open your eyes and... - Yeah...
Why do humans wave their hands when they walk?
- I don't know if we're waving our hands... - We're not conscious of it...
What happens if you don't wave your hands when you walk?
- It's not that strange, right? - But it's hard to walk...
- Is there a reason? - There must be a reason...
- What kind of reason is it? - What kind of reason is it?
- Are you thinking about it now? - No...
- I'm not thinking about it... - If you say so...
Why do you wave your hands?
- Of course I do... - "Why do you wave your hands?"
- Don't be like W.M.! - Of course I do...
- "Why do you wave your hands?" - Why do I wave my hands?
Don't say such things!
That's...
No, no, it's not like that.
Don't say things you don't like!
If you say it like that, I don't like it!
Get lost, you!
No, no, I'm asking you because you don't get it!
What?
Why are you walking?
Because I'm walking naturally.
What do you mean by "walking"?
What do you mean?
No, no, I'm waving a "Q" at you, so you should wave a "Q" back too.
No, no, I'm asking you because you don't get it.
"Q", "A", "Q", "A"
What?
I'm asking you back because you don't get it.
What do you mean?
Walk, then.
What do you mean by "walk"?
"Q"!
No, no, it's not like that.
Q
I'm asking you because you don't get it.
"Q"!
I'm asking you.
What do you mean by that?
"Q"!
What do you mean by "walk"?
"Q"!
All you want to say is "Q"!
Yes, you want to say it, right?
I'm asking you because you don't get it.
What do you mean?
I understand.
When Japan didn't have that... what do you call it...
"bakufu" yet.
When Toyotomi Hideyoshi was still Kinoshita Tokichiro.
- No, you're right. - I'm right, aren't I?
At the time, we were still walking like this.
"That's weird. It's hard to walk like this." Everyone started talking like that.
- "What do you think?" - "What do you think?"
Come on, everyone! Let's talk! You don't want to walk, do you? Come on, everyone!
And we started walking like this.
- I know what you mean. - At the time, only you...
"Hey, what's up?" and started walking really fast.
- Yeah. - You're really fast when you get together!
Yeah.
- Why are you so fast? - Yeah.
- What about you, Yuta? - Yuta!
- Yeah. - Huh? It's true!
- Yeah. - Why am I so fast?
- Yeah. - Why is everyone so fast?
- Yeah. - Hooray!
- What's up with you?
- This is the recording venue of "Gakunotsukai". - Oh, I see.
- This is the set. - Oh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Shut up!
- What's up with you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Where are you from? - Um...
- I'm from Tora... Tora... No, I'm from Hyogo Prefecture.
- Hyogo and Tora?
- You're from Hyogo Prefecture? - Yeah. - What's your name?
- Um... My name is Matsumoto. - Matsumoto. - Um...
- I run a Sanpatsuya-style izakaya.
- What?
- What are you doing tonight? - I'm alone. - Oh, you're alone. That's good. - Yes. - Yes. - Well, let's get started. - I don't have much, but... - No, no, no. - Well, Hamada-san, please watch me. - Yes.
- Well, Masumoto-san, please. - Today is my first date with him. But will he really come? I'm a little worried.
- This is the meeting place with him. In front of you in Shinjuku. - He's late. - When will he come? - Ah! - I found his white jacket! - Honey! - He's coming, he's coming, he's coming. - Ah, so this is his apartment. - Somehow...