AISubs v3.5
I don't have a chance to lose.
Welcome.
Which one would you like?
Coffee cup.
Yes, coffee cup, please.
Yes, customer, here you are.
Here you are.
Yes, coffee cup.
Two people, coffee cup.
Is it for three people?
Yes.
Then, please sit down.
Yes, if you have weak heart, please be careful.
Please sit here.
Yes, is it okay?
Yes, please.
Yes, coffee cup, start.
Yes, coffee cup, please.
Yes, it is start.
Yes, it is end.
Thank you very much.
It is end.
Thank you very much.
Welcome.
Thank you very much.
Which one do you have?
- Water coaster! - Water coaster!
Yes, water coaster!
I'm entering.
Three of you, water coaster.
Please.
I'm coming.
Yes, water coaster!
No, no!
I'm coming.
Be careful.
Are you going home by car?
Yes, come inside.
- Yes, come in. - Yes, please.
Yes, water coaster.
Yes, please.
Water coaster!
Rota Coaster, start!
Please be careful.
This is Rota Coaster.
Thank you very much.
Are you not injured?
Thank you very much.
Welcome.
Where do you want to go?
Let me see.
There is a pool, too.
What do you want to do?
Magical carpet!
Magical carpet is here.
It is dangerous, so please be careful.
Please pray for our hearts.
One by one?
Yes, one by one.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, the magic carpet is starting.
Ah, I'm scared.
Are you okay, Oniichan?
Oniichan, your hands are dirty, right?
Okay, it's over.
Okay, Oniichan, let's go.
Take a picture.
Okay, the magic carpet is starting.
Okay, it's over.
Okay, thank you very much.
Okay, Oniichan, thank you.
See you again.
Please come and see me again a year ago.
Okay, the magic carpet is over.
Next customer, please come in.
Okay, I understand.
Okay, next customer, welcome.
Customer, I'm glad you came.
Now, the technical parade will begin.
Please take a look.
Technical parade, please!
The lights are beautiful.
It's hard to cut a knife
What's going on?
Dad, let's go to the observatory for your sake
Let's go to the observatory
Be careful, dad
Excuse me
In front of you
Be careful, dad
Thank you very much
Dad, we are lucky today
We saw a segmental parade and came to the observatory
Thank you very much
This is your entrance
Thank you very much
We are done with the observatory
We only have two more
We are lucky
Welcome again
Pirates
Pirates, please
This is our specialty, pirates
We are lucky
We still have pirates
Please take a seat, pirates
Please
Be careful, it's pretty steep
Pirates, please stand up
Be careful
Please finish it.
Yes, yes.
Yes, it's over.
I'm glad you're gone. I thought you might be gone.
Thank you very much.
Please remember that we have a pool.
Yes, please come again in the next pool room.
Thank you very much.
Yes, welcome.
Yes, come in, come in.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Oh, I'm lucky. The second parade is about to start.
You know, there is a parade with lights like this.
Oh, it's the second one. The first one is over.
The second one is about to start.
Please.
The front is beautiful.
It's shining.
It's over.
Since you've come all the way here,
there are coffee cups and magic carpets and so on,
but let's try the one we saw earlier.
Octopus!
Is there any left?
Let's go with this one.
Here's your octopus.
Here you are.
Please enjoy it from this morning.
Please enjoy it.
Please eat it.
Please enjoy it.
Octopus will start soon.
Please enjoy it.
Please eat it.
Thank you for coming today.
It's over for us, too.
Please come again.
Thank you for coming.
I'm glad you came.
You were the last customer.
Thank you very much.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Hello.
What a show!
You're an idiot.
I think today's audience will spend more time listening to Team Zero than us.
Well, Tokubara just came in.
Yes, yes, just now.
Well, well, well, I'm a little thirsty.
Yes, yes, a little.
It's pretty much like this.
Right?
It's coming.
It's coming to my body like this.
So, Team Zero, today...
We're going to use it.
We're going to use it later.
That's right, that's right.
I'm going to be influenced by what you said earlier.
You know, really...
Birds are nice, aren't they?
And they're free.
I really can't do it today.
I've said a lot of things before, but I really can't do it.
What's up with you?
You're as bad as a shell.
You're also touching it like a pig.
What's up with you?
What's been going on lately?
Did something happen?
Like Hana-san's stomach...
No, I knew it.
As a comedian, you definitely don't have a long life.
Is that right?
Because you know, you know...
As an actor, you know...
You live a long life.
As a comedian, you know...
There's no job that gives you so much stress.
I know, right?
Of course there is.
Because you know, as an actor...
That's right, you know...
Of course there is.
Well, that's what the weekly newspaper wrote.
If the weekly newspaper said it was true...
Well, in your case it was true, but...
That's another story.
Well, it's true to some extent.
Because you seem to be arrogant.
I know what you mean.
You're a little arrogant.
I know that. I know that.
Have you ever thought about it?
No.
I go in and there's always a crowd in front of the studio.
I'm sitting there.
I go in and I look at it and it's Saru-kun, Saru- kun.
What?
How can you read the script like that?
That's amazing.
Everyone says "ah, hello!" and I look at it and it's Saru-kun.
I look at it and...
You don't say hello!
Saru-kun, Saru-kun!
Kiki!
Even though it's like that...
You've gone crazy!
No, I haven't!
I'm in trouble.
But you can only see it like that.
It's heavy.
You haven't talked about it either.
But your attitude is a little...
It's a little...
You have to say hello properly.
I've seen it before.
More than you've seen it!
Even if it's just this much.
You can say hello.
Even if you say that, it'll come.
It will come.
You don't have to say "good morning".
You can say hello.
Kiki!
I wonder why.
I don't like it when you just say bad things.
Uh-huh.
Maybe I'm stupid.
That's why people say I'm stupid.
And also, now...
Do you say that?
You're nothing.
We've talked about a lot of things, but I like *****.
I like it. That's why I want you to give me an autograph.
I really like you. As a man, I like you.
But you know...
Before entering this world, I was thinking "I hate this guy! I hate him!"
But now that I've entered this world and met a lot of people...
When I talk to people, I don't hate them that much, do I?
You didn't hate me.
No, no, no. It's not like that. I was angry before!
Let's talk about men and men!
No, no, really.
Did you hate me at first?
You have a bad impression of me!
Who are you?! I don't know you!
You have a bad impression of me at first, but now that I think about it, you're an amazing person.
Who are you?!
I'm not just someone like you!
That's why I really think that this world isn't such a bad world.
That's bad of you to say it like that.
No, I really think so.
Ah, is that so?
Yeah.
I hated this guy and I hated that guy
Didn't we have that in school?
So who is "that"?
Who is "that"?
Who is "that"?!
Eh?! Wait a minute! You were there!
You were there, weren't you?!
Who is "that"?
Well, sometimes, you know...
There are "those" though, right?
Yeah, there are a lot of young actors like that.
Ah, is that so?
Yeah.
It's because you misunderstand something!
Hey, it's fine! Who is "that"?
For example, who do you think you're misunderstanding?
Well, you know...
I don't know if I should say "p" or cut it out.
Tokiyama Goro.
Who is "that"?!
I can't do it anymore.
You're about to cry?
I'm about to cry.
It's late now, you know...
I don't care anymore!
What are you guys making me do?!
You're making me do it instead of you!
If you're going to do it like that...
Then do it!
Do it!
Is it that hard?
What? Hiding and... having sex?
Do it!
It's so hard!
Of course it is!
As an entertainer, I thought it was a more fun job.
In that sense, your life has its own rules, right?
There are rules. There are no rules at all.
I want to do it more freely.
You're doing it freely!
You're doing it enough freely!
Because, you know what's the hardest for me?
In summer, I can't go to the beach!
It's that hard!
The beach doesn't suit you!
No, you can do whatever you want in your room!
In the past, I used to do scuba diving normally.
What are you talking about?
This is scuba!
Ah, that's why you do it more like this...
You know?
You do it like this...
What's that?
You do it like this...
I wanted to do it like that.
I really don't like it.
I can't walk on the beach because of my hat.
It's pretty normal.
What are you talking about?
I'm going to kill you!
You can't make as much money as you think, can you?
How much do you think you can make?
I'm going to say it clearly, but I can make 180,000 yen.
Shut up!
You can't make 180,000 yen by killing so many people on TV.
I don't know why, but I can make 180,000 yen.
I thought it would be a better business.
Is that so?
I thought it would be a better life.
No, it's not like that.
You've been talking about me lately.
You're ugly, but I'm not ugly.
You know, you got plastic surgery.
Why?!
I've said it many times!
I didn't get plastic surgery!
No, no, no, no, no.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
I'm not! I'm not!
If you were making fun of me like this, I'd feel sorry for you!
You know, you know...
A woman...
When I'm fat...
A woman...
When I'm fat...
I just wanna be in a bra gia.
You just wanna be in a bra gia.
That's fraud!
You eat a lot and drink a lot.
You think you're some superman.
This is not the world you dreamed of.
Bye-bye.
Just for that, I called you so many times.
That's not good!
You look like you're in a lot of pain.
Because I think so, too!
You think you can do something about it, don't you?
What's that?
For example, if you pull it and you can do it in the end,
you can't tell even if you do it like this from your clothes?
Well, you can't tell yet.
Of course, I'm an artist.
Oh, really?
I have a lot of good things.
Oh, really?
And when you pull it, something falls off, right?
Something falls off?
Something falls off.
What fell off?
Well, I'm not an artist, but...
What? No way!
When you use a bathtub comfortably,
the one that always appears in front of you,
a conspiracy,
when you try to get it out and let go of it,
it doesn't come off easily.
What is it?
Conspiracy.
What is it?
You already know the answer.
No, "Why is it?"
Oh, that's how you say it.
You know, when you try to get it out and let go of it,
it doesn't come off easily.
Even if you do it like this, you can't get a conspiracy.
Why did you get one like that?
I see.
What could it be?
Right.
I see.
There must be something in "me", right?
Well...
Is "me" the secret?
It's "me", right?
What about the one that doesn't have "me" in it?
The one that doesn't have "me" in it is...
The one that has "me" in it is annoying.
I see.
But the amount of conspiracy is different for each person,
and that's weird, too.
Oh, I see.
There are so many of them!
I see.
You don't have to do that.
I lowered it.
I feel sorry for those who have a lot of them.
Well, there is one.
There is another one here, too.
Why do you have plastic wheels on the steering wheel of a bicycle for children?
Doesn't it look fun?
Fluttering in the wind.
(Laughter)
There are not many tricycles with no signs on them.
But they are not cute even for children.
They have been fluttering for a while.
(Laughter)
But that doesn't explain it.
Why not? Children can enjoy it, too.
Because it's fluttering.
If that's the case, children should be able to do anything.
(Laughter)
Children are fluttering.
Children like fluttering.
Fluttering? Doesn't it look fun?
Why are you so lovely?
(Laughter and applause)
I am your fan.
Your charm is 1000 times more attractive than the Mont Blanc cake in front of you.
Please continue to be a wonderful person. I love you the most in the world.
That's what he said.
You're stupid.
I really think so.
This is...
You're amazing.
You can read that kind of writing yourself.
Why?
Are you a man?
No, that's true.
(Laughter)
Are you a man?
(Laughter and applause)
Don't you think? If I were a woman, I would like to be touched.
Absolutely not! (Laughter)
If I was about to be put in, I would cut off my tongue. (Laughter)
If I were a woman, I would like to be touched.
Absolutely not!
It's a water and land trade. (Laughter)
Idiot! (Laughter)
There is no such perfect man!
No, no, no! (Laughter)
If you think that the homo is over, I will give you the impression of a scruffy. (Laughter)
I don't need such a character! (Laughter)
No, really!
I think I'm perfect. It's up to you.
Let's all think that we are perfect.
We are not as bad as we think we are.
We think so, don't we? I think we all think so.
Even today's customers think they are ugly.
So even if there is no ugly woman, it doesn't matter to me. (Laughter)
Oh, I see.
Humans are scary!
So you are like that. (Laughter and applause)
You think you are perfect, don't you?
But when I see you, you look like this. (Laughter)
Your chin looks like this. (Laughter)
You look like that! (Laughter)
I will say only that! (Laughter)
You look cool like me, but when you see me, you look like that! (Laughter and applause)