AISubs v3.5
I won't force you.
You don't have to force me.
I won't force you.
Entertainer So-chan is going to the Grand Prix!
Today is the fifth time.
So-chan is going to the Grand Prix.
You know what you have to do.
First of all, let me introduce you to our guests.
Tonight's guest is this person!
What is it?
Hey, wait a minute!
What?!
Why can't I do this?!
Hey, what's wrong with you?!
What?!
No, no, stop it! Sit down!
What?!
I told you!
Guest! Guest! Guest!
When you put in "guest",
Yes.
What is hated will be spread.
Yes.
Where do you put it?
I can't hate it!
Why can't you hate it?!
There was someone like Kano Tenmei!
Today, I'll write it too.
Ah, really?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
That light one is no good.
Yes, yes, anything else is definitely no good.
The light one is for graduation.
What are you saying?!
Don't write it expecting it to fit perfectly.
Ah, that's right.
Even if it's run, you have to write it with good intentions.
That's you!
You're the one who's writing it!
You're the one who's blurring it here!
No, no!
That's what the staff is doing on their own!
I want you to broadcast it!
That's you!
You're being too careful!
Ah, really?
My opinion is a little different.
As usual, we're doing a guide interview, so when you reach 5 people, you win the Grand Prix.
- So, let's get started! - Let's do it!
The first question is...
This one!
Do you intend to run for election in the next round?!
Don't get carried away, celebrity! You used to be like that in the past!
- You idiot! - Wait, wait, wait!
- So, based on your prediction of who will run for election... - Yes, yes, yes.
- When you saw him running for election, you were like, "Ah, Panaxo is running for election!"
- You didn't write down anyone you thought of! - I didn't write down anyone I thought of!
Now, please write it down.
- There was someone who said, "Welcome!" - I'm writing it down right now!
- Ah, ah, ah! - Eh? Are you making fun of me?! You panaxo!
- Welcome! - Ah, ah, ah!
- Did you write it down? - I wrote it down.
I have nothing to fear anymore!
- Please, write it down! - I...
- Yes? - Itsumi...
- Kimura Taro... - Should I hide it here for a little?
- No, it's not dangerous anymore. - And?
- Uuhikaru Genji's corpse.
- You! - You! - You! Don't touch me!
[The most wanted female comedian in Japan]
- Matsudoe-san. - Tawara Zo-ichiro. - Etsukushi - san.
- Kumihiroshi-san is someone I want to do while talking about news and things like that.
- Matsudoe-san. - Takeshi-san.
- Matsudoe-san is a giant old woman in the world of politics. She's got 16 questions and a kick.
- Tawara Zo-ichiro is that kind of person. - Tamaru Misuzu-san. - Kumihiroshi-san.
- Matsudoe-san. - San-shi. Do you say things like that often?
- Matsudoe-san. - Kamori. - Kumihiroshi. - Takeshi-san. - Etsukushi-san. - Matsudoe-san, right?
- Kumihiroshi-san. - Kumihiroshi-san.
- And so, we have a person we want you all to know. Kumihiroshi-san.
[Kumihiroshi-san is a famous comedian in Japan and a big star in Japan]
- About Kumihiroshi-san, Matsudoe-san, Takeshi - san, Tawara-san, Etsukushi-san, Kamori... - Matsumura Toshi!
Take a deep breath and start.
Let's start.
The next question is...
This one!
You're not a kid, are you?!
You have a cute face, but you stink, don't you?!
Female talent?
Don't be on TV, you idiot!
That's what she said.
Now, write it down.
Why did she do it?
You don't know, do you?
I don't know, either.
Then why...
Don't you know?
I don't know, either.
Are you serious?
Don't say that!
Don't say that Ishou-san's head hurts!
What should I do?
Is that so?
You didn't know?
I didn't know at all.
Is that so?
Isshou-san is in trouble!
Please say it.
I don't know at all.
You don't know?
I like you!
Let's go.
I've lost my talent life.
Are you okay?
Am I okay?
Are you coming in?
Come on, let's talk about this.
Why do you keep writing letters and stuff?
Amara-san.
This is quite a rumor, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
And this.
Yes, I was going to do it with you, but...
You can't wear the costume you are wearing anymore!
The costume you are throwing away...
Ah, yes!
But this...
Just by asking the general public, you don't have to give the correct answer!
There is no need for that!
That's right!
The general public doesn't know about it!
No one thinks you are throwing away your costume!
The general public doesn't know about it!
Eh, Muroi Shige-san?
Well, like Shisamoto...
Wada Akiko...
She looks like she is having a hard time raising her children...
Shiharu...
Matsumoto Akiko...
Sugimoto Ayasa...
Shisamoto...
It may be rude of me, but...
Shisamoto...
Hosokawa Fumie...
Hosokawa Fumie-san...
Takao Kazaki...
Hosokawa Fumie...
She is kind of fat...
Asano Yuuko...
Chishimotoya...
Sugimoto Aya...
Hosokawa Fumie...
Akiba's president is Hosokawa Fumie!
You know, people think that Akiba has a lot of women...
Is that true?
Hmm...
I think I am not like Shisamoto...
You are not like Shisamoto...
Hmm...
I think I am more like her...
You know, I thought you were like Chiharu's raw soul.
Oh, really?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but...
Now, the next question is...
You...
You're not funny at all, Chance!
Enough, enough!
Enough, you! Stop it, already!
Stop it, already! From the word!
Stop adding it up!
Just leave it as it is.
Now, write it down.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's hard.
No, I don't think so.
No, but there are a lot of them.
But right now, it doesn't look like it.
No, of course you'll get it right.
See, I told you.
But, you know, if you put this out, if you put this out, and if you put in the mosaic,
then this will probably win first place, so you'll get it.
Then you'll get the mosaic's violence.
No, I'm saying, if you put in the mosaic in the picture of the bramble you see here...
You're going to put in the mosaic in that, too?!
Of course!
Then this corner will be in the middle.
I'm saying, this opening is only for people who have come to enjoy it.
Then you won't get anything like this.
Then who are these guests?
Are they the only ones having fun while I'm here?
That's necessary!
Here you go.
Thank you.
But you know...
Take your applause!
Then I'll...
I'll give it up.
Wait a minute, that applause...
You know what effect that applause will have later, don't you?
It might be a good one.
Thank you.
Tomizu.
Jimmy Onishi.
Uchaman-chan.
Downtown is...
It's funny when it's just us, but it's not funny when it's just the two of us making fun of each other.
Takeshi.
***do is...
Jimmy-chan.
Yamada Masato-san.
Downtown is...
I don't like being funny by making fun of others instead of being funny about ourselves.
Ishibashi Takagi.
Shigura-ken.
Saori.
Jimmy Onishi.
Sendamitsu!
Sendamitsu is boring!
I only do "naha"!
Yamada Masato-san.
Ah, that Honjama.
Jimmy Onishi.
***do is...
Overnine-chan Cup Grand Prix!
You're correct, Overnine-san!
It's your first time, right?
It's my first time.
Otami, that's too much!
It's my first time!
This is my first time!
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I really wanted one until I got one.
After I got it, it's not that cruel.
Ladies and Gentlemen
So...
How have you been?
I'm tired.
Are you tired already?
How have you been lately?
You haven't watched "Oreal" yet, have you?
Which one?
The one about Switzerland.
You know, it was pretty cool.
What are you talking about?!
That's not possible!
I heard you were wearing your second one.
I was slow dancing in a waterfall or something.
You can't slow dance in a place like that!
What are you doing?
I don't know what's going on in this world.
You can't slow dance in a place like that!
Your highest instant viewing rate is 27!
You haven't watched it, have you?
I was like this and it was 27.1%!
You shouldn't have done that!
I can't do it anymore!
That's too bad.
Then your punishment game is better!
The general public's rating is higher!
Why is that?
Than my pigeon!
Than my parrot!
What are you saying?
Hey, you can't watch my performance, can you?
If you watch it before it's broadcasted, you'll go crazy!
You're trying to find a partner like that again.
What?
Fuma-chan, you're kind.
You're annoying!
Am I kind?
Am I appealing?
Why am I appealing that?
Fuma-chan, you're kind.
Don't say "you're kind", you're like everyone else!
But you know, the public's voice is like that.
Matsumoto, your voice of pity is bigger.
If you lose, you can't go on a trip abroad.
You!
You've been sitting there for 12 hours!
It was really tough!
But you're like this!
You're like this too!
Right?
That's why I said I didn't like going abroad.
You might be okay, but even if I say it, you know...
There's 190 of you, right?
There's 190 of you, but how many are there?
You know, really...
Why is it so fun?
There were only old ladies touring around me!
And my manager Koji was sitting in the back.
Koji, do you have cigarettes?
When I did that for a bit, the old woman in the back was like...
Take it, take it, take it, take it!
Why is everyone like that?
Well, you know...
I only went to the bathroom twice in those 12 hours.
Take it, take it, take it!
If you go to the bathroom and stay there for too long, you'll look bad.
Just put up with it for now and...
Hey, you!
Do you have the feeling that going to the bathroom is looking bad?
No, no, I don't.
I don't know what will happen to my daughter when I go home.
I went to the bathroom and couldn't go out for too long.
I'm going to go take a shit.
Talents are like that, you know?
So, you know, taking a shit and being asked to listen to the sound of it.
That's totally fine, you know?
In the studio...
What's the sound of a shit?
Isn't it the sound of a shit?
When you're doing something, does the sound of a shit come up?
Can I listen to it?
Well, in a way, it makes me happy.
Why?
Why are you happy?
That's not true!
No, it's totally fine for you not to listen to it, you know?
But, you know, after you do it...
You shake hands with it a lot.
Yes, yes.
And when you go out, you're already waiting for it to pass.
I see, I see, I see.
That's really bad, you know?
And when you go in...
When you open it, you're already waiting for it.
When I go out, you go in right away.
I'm really sorry, you know?
Really, wait for me!
Do you know what's going on?
I just went out.
I'm fine, I'm fine!
You're really something, you know?
That's why I wanted to do it, you know?
I can't stand it when people say it to me.
They look at me, they bite me...
They say bad things about me...
It makes me want to sneeze!
Hey you...
Stop with the uppercut!
If you care about what people say about you...
You should stop getting angry on the street.
But you don't care about that at all.
I've never been angry.
You know, the other day...
I'm telling you!
I've never been angry!
No, you haven't.
What are you talking about?
You should just leave me alone.
I've realized why people get angry.
Is that so?
First of all, if you're angry...
You'll shout out loud.
If you shout out loud...
You'll be unable to stop.
So you should shout out even louder...
And escalate.
If you shout out loud...
You'll be unable to stop.
I see...
But you've been doing it for a long time...
But you've been shouting out loud...
A lot more than me.
But ask people in the world...
Which one is more scary, short-term or long-term?
No! I'm working!
I'm wearing braces and glasses.
No, you're not!
No one thinks you're scary because of that!
No!
How many times do I have to say it...
And people go "what the hell?!"
That's the impression I get.
You're so quiet when you're outside.
What are you talking about? You're really shouting everywhere, aren't you?
I'm not shouting.
You got soup on you at the airport. What are you talking about?
I don't care if you got soup on you.
It's minestrone.
How hot is it?
That's not the kind of soup you're talking about.
Are you stupid? I wouldn't say that if it was tonjiru.
Tonjiru is hot.
It's minestrone.
That's not how you say it.
It's raining.
You got pasta on you that looks like the handle of a pirate ship.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You know?
You might know, but you'd better put up with it.
You're really shouting everywhere.
What are you talking about?
What is this?
That's the difference between you and me.
You say "oh" and "yo" right away.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What is "oh"?
You say "yo"!
What is "yo"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
When a bus passes by, what does it mean for the driver and passenger to shake hands?
Don't say anything!
Sorry, I'll say it again.
When a bus is passing by and an unauthorized bus arrives, the driver and passenger do like this.
What does that mean?
What does it mean?
Are you doing it?
Is it?
Of course it is.
I don't think so.
When you're riding a bus and suddenly an unauthorized bus comes from the same bus you're riding, you'll be surprised.
Why?
The bus I'm riding is coming from the mountains.
From the city.
Why is it coming all of a sudden and I'm surprised?
Where is it coming from?
You're learning English in the bus.
Why am I learning English?
It's dangerous.
You think you're big.
When you're turning left...
I don't care anymore!
Why are you raising your hand?
Say it!
You think you're 110cm tall.
Say it!
That's what you think.
Yes.
Suddenly, someone who looks exactly like you appears.
Yes.
Wow!
So...
The driver of the same bus from the other side is like this when he gets on the bus.
No, it's not like that.
Uekibo...
I'm not going anywhere today.
There are a lot of eggshells on top of Ueki-batsu and so on.
What does that mean?
Is it the composition of the shells?
Is it like "Ueki-niwa-e?"
That's too much of a thought.
Why do you twist and twist like that?
You!
I don't know.
There's an eggshell in Ueki-batsu.
It was born!
No, no, no.
It was born just now!
Well, well, wait a minute.
Okay, I got it. It's getting a little funny now, isn't it?
Hey, hey, come here.
What is it?
The swimmer's shell is broken like this, isn't it?
It is!
That was born, wasn't it?
It was born. That's why there is a shell, isn't it?
What's inside?
The inside is already running away!
No, it's not running away!
It's not running away?
Is it running away?
It's running away!
It's not broken there anymore!
No, it's broken!
It's running away!
What kind of creature is it?
I don't know!
Is it a creature?
It's a creature, isn't it?
Is it running away?
Do you know what a creature is?
I know.
How do you know what a creature is? I've never seen it before.
An egg is...
You're close to an egg!
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Is it over already?
An egg is something that protects a creature.
It's broken...
It's broken and fallen down.
Yes.
After the creature came out, isn't it?
I don't know what it is.
That creature is no longer there.
It's already born and running away somewhere.
Various things...
So, if you look at it in the morning, I think it's possible.
Maybe four o'clock or four and a half.
If you don't know the time, look at it for a while.
No, I'm not interested in it.
I know what it is.
Maybe four and a half or three and a half.
Open the door and look at it.
It's just like this.