AISubs v3.5
I don't know what I'm doing, but I have to do it.
What's up?
Evian, come here.
What?
Evian, come here!
Evian!
Evian, come here.
What?
Evian, come here!
Come here!
Go to the site and call Evian!
Call him!
First, Hamada called staff and asked where Evian was.
Evian water?
Yes.
I'd like to go and get it.
Yes.
Where should I go?
Well, if you go around Montblanc, you'll find Evian.
Montblanc?
Would you like me to take a plane from Tokyo?
Of course, I'd like you to take a plane.
I can go by ship, though.
Oh, you can go by ship.
Oh, I see.
Where is Montblanc?
It's almost half of the earth from Tokyo.
First, it's 12 hours by jet from Paris.
Then, it's one hour to Geneva.
It's divided into the Alps.
Montblanc is here.
Hamada's hot journey begins.
An E-nation?
Let's go.
- Are you really going? - Yes, I'm really going.
- What is this? It's cool! - It's a penalty game.
- No, it's a penalty game, so... - Well, have fun.
- What's this? Should I hang it around my neck? - Yes, until you get in.
- It's a little in there. Isn't this enough? - Souvenirs.
- Souvenirs? Who are you? - Souvenirs.
- Which one? - This one.
The plane carrying Hamada is finally taking off from Japan.
Will the avian be able to board?
- What is this? - It's here.
- What's the purpose of this place? - Economy.
- Economy?! - Economy.
- Even if you say it, it's economy. - It's a penalty game, you know?
- Suga-kun! - Yes?
- Do you have an avian? - Yes, I do.
- An avian. - Let's take this and go home.
- It's a penalty game. - It's a penalty game, you know?
- Yes, it's a penalty game.
- Hey! - Hey!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
After 12 hours of suffering, they finally arrive in France.
- What is this? - It's an avian.
- No, it's still an avian. - What?!
They hear "it's still an avian" and run away.
However, the staff captures them and take them to the transit room.
(Coffee)
If we stayed up all night here and went home...
From the France de Waulle Airport, they're still trapped in the domestic economy.
They get off at the Swiss Geneva Airport.
We're here!
We're finally here.
What are you holding?
That's unexpected.
To have that in Geneva.
Let's go there.
Hotel?
No, no, no.
Where?
Mongolia.
Mongolia?
With a little sleep, the day of climbing has finally begun.
What are you looking at?
I'm not looking at you.
You're not looking at me!
In the beautiful Swiss Geneva,
as soon as they enjoyed the scenery as it is,
Hamada's attack on Mont Blanc has begun.
In search of Evian, Hamada gets on the ship first.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go.
Hurry up and say it.
"I can go by ship" is what he says on the phone, and he heads for Mont Blanc.
Let's go!
What are you doing? Who are you waving at?
Are you really heading for Mont Blanc?
I'm sure I'm heading for Mont Blanc.
I'm going to ask my boss.
Are you really lost?
Are you really heading for Mont Blanc?
All I can say is "arigato".
"arigato"?!
I don't know!
He says he can't go by ship.
You can't go by ship?
I'm sorry!
He says he's heading for Mont Blanc.
He says you can't go by ship in Mont Blanc.
That's right.
Change of plan. He heads for Mont Blanc again and starts an attack.
We're almost there, right?
Isn't that the border?
Border?!
He crosses the border again and takes the shortest route to Mont Blanc in France.
It's 26 hours from the departure.
He arrives in Chamonix, the city of silver lovers.
So, here we are in Lausanne.
I don't know where we are.
I'm scared! Look at this!
What are you showing me?
It's easy to tell when you're confused, right?
What?
The red clothes.
We're in Lausanne!
You're showing me a lot of stuff even though you're a foreigner.
In search of Evian, the attack on the roadway begins.
Evian! Evian! Evian!
We've arrived at the stop.
But Matsumoto doesn't know where he's going.
Is there really an Evian ahead of us?
Hamada continues his attack.
Is there really an Evian nearby?
You're above the clouds now.
I can't stand it anymore.
I'm scared!
We don't have to drink water in a place like this, do we?
And we've arrived at the last point of the cliff.
Look, the mountain is going down.
Let's get some water and go home.
Where did you get the water?
Excuse me, but we don't have water.
We have to go down and there is a waterfall, so we can get water there.
That doesn't make sense!
Can't we just put this in and let it melt?
If you do that, I'll get mad.
No, no, let's leave it.
I was about to die!
Everyone is like that!
Bad guy?
Yeah, you're a bad guy.
Bad guy?!
The next day...
It's cold and heavy and it's hot and we can't get water.
If we walk up there for about an hour, we can see the waterfall.
What?!
Yeah.
What?!
What?
I'll be waiting for you.
What are you laughing about?
The waterfall is the avian, right?
Yes, it is.
Let's go.
Let's go together.
What?!
Hurry up!
What?!
Hey!
Look at the waterfall!
There it is!
Wow!
There it is!
Let me introduce you to the avian.
Shut up!
It fits like a fool!
What is this?!
I'm done here!
How do I get in?!
I'm going to die!
After leaving Japan and traveling 20,000 kilometers away, Hamada finally reaches his dream of aviation water!
I got it!
I got it! Do it!
Alx's blessing becomes a sparkling splash and falls into the bottle.
Congratulations, Hama-chan! Your youthful punishment game!
With Mont Blanc's good wind, our dream came true!
Once we're happy, our heavy steps become light and we carry our dream bottle in our heart.
Come on, Osawa-chan! Let's go shopping!
What?
Evian's water.
No, it's a city.
It says "Evian's natural water".
Evian's water exists?
Yes.
Where? Ahead of us?
Yes.
Huh?
There's an arrow.
No, there's an arrow.
I came here from the mountains.
I didn't say anything earlier, but Alps' water is Alps' water.
Since Alps' water came out of Evian, the name "Evian" is attached to the water.
So, when Evian comes here...
Evian.
Evian is...
Yes.
Does it come out of there?
Yes.
Hey!
Huh?
What are you looking at?!
What's this water? The water we made earlier.
It's water from the waterfall.
When I get off the plane and come here, does it hit me right away?
Because it's a penalty.
You!
What are you doing?
Are you making Evian and laughing?
Yes.
What do you mean "yes"?
Does it come like this?
Yes.
Does it come out of the water in Japan and not at all?
Yes.
It was really hard.
I feel like I'm just drinking water.
I did it!
It's true!
It's a real blessing!
Thank you very much!
Alice's blessing becomes a sparkling splash and is poured back into the bottle.
Congratulations this time!
And you were stupid, weren't you, Hama-chan?
Our dream really came true!
THE END
Hurry up, hurry up!
What's wrong? Are you in pain?
I'm fine now.
What's that? I'm glad you're fine.
I just got better.
You're not tired at all, are you?
Wait a minute. Are you a loser?
This is...
12 hours.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's economy.
Oh, you were flying economy.
What were you flying?
Drink this!
But this is serious, isn't it?
It's serious.
What's this?
Nothing.
It's nothing serious.
What's wrong with you?
Yes, so...
Hamada-kun's buzz game...
is over now.
Congratulations!
Let's have a match soon.
You seem to be in good spirits today.
There's something strange about you.
If you laugh too much, you'll get annoyed.
What's with you?
I don't like it when you laugh too much.
I'm annoyed.
It's good, though.
But it was tough in Japan, wasn't it, with this election?
There was a lot of mess.
Look at him. His eyes are sparkling.
What's with you?
Did Shinichiro Morimoto pass?
Yes, he did.
Right?
Isn't it good?
It's good, but you know, everyone was making fun of him.
Yes, yes.
His face was taken off.
What?
Different.
No! It can't be like that!
When he got in the car, he looked like he was riding a horse.
Different, different.
Shut up!
You can't look like that!
Damn it! You're crazy!
Why?
Is it really different?
It's different!
You were looking at me like "this guy is weird", "this guy is weird".
So even though you passed, you're already trying to hide something from the people.
I see.
It's different, it's different.
It's different.
Really?
I'll pull you up next time, Otaro.
You can pull me up, but if you get caught, it'll be difficult for me.
What are you saying?
Close your eyes!
If I get caught too...
I'm sorry!
If I get caught too, I'll say "it was difficult for you, Kurimotsu-san".
I'll say that all the time!
You're being rude, Kurimotsu-san.
You're the real Kurimotsu-san.
But I'm the real Kurimotsu-san.
Kurimotsu-san...
It's okay, it's okay.
You won't get caught.
It's okay.
If you look at the last election, you'll see a lot of votes.
A few years ago in an election, there was the worst guy.
He came from Ibaragi or somewhere and I don't know his name, but he said "thirteen seconds".
He was elected to be a class representative.
That's a bad vote, isn't it?
That's because you're an insurer!
Even if you don't do any election activities, you won't get thirteen seconds!
Even if you gather your family, friends and relatives, you'll still get more than thirteen seconds!
You won't even include them!
Isn't it a mistake of about one hundred and thirty seconds?
Thirteen seconds...
It's definitely not like that!
There's no way it's thirteen seconds!
Even if you're walking down the street and you see an election office, you'll definitely see more than thirteen seconds!
I know, I know.
You won't include it!
You won't include it! That's weird!
But that office also won't include it!
That's weird!
Hey, why aren't you helping me?!
If you help me, I'll be really angry!
What are you saying?!
Why would you be angry?!
You're so annoying!
Who's annoying?!
You're so annoying!
You're so annoying that you're annoying me!
For example, if I'm elected again...
I'll take it.
So you'll be elected from the other side? From Hyogo Prefecture?
From Hyogo Prefecture.
Even if I'm elected from Hyogo Prefecture...
But if I'm elected from Hyogo Prefecture, I'll be robbed!
If you leave this prefecture, you'll pass.
I haven't left yet!
That's why, you know, when I leave, people say things like this, even in election speeches.
But in the end, they only say things like this.
So I think I should talk about things with more impact.
Is that so?
It's definitely like that.
When I leave, I don't talk about politics like that anymore.
What do you mean?
My... My... My... [student's (...)]
What's wrong with your [student's (...)]
What!?
No way! If you step on me, I run away!
Idiot!
But even this time, it's only about 60 votes.
What are you talking about?
The voting rate is only about 60.
We simply want to bring 40% of these people here.
And these 40% are people who are not interested in elections.
In order to get these people, it's like a grandmother's wisdom bag.
When you boil an octopus, it's softer if you hit it with a drumstick.
It is!
I'm telling you this with tears in my eyes.
Then, 40% of you will come here.
Do you really think so?
No.
It's raining and I don't even wear an umbrella to give a speech.
I don't like stand-up comedy either.
If you don't do it on purpose, you'll become self- conscious and say, "I'm doing it."
It's creepy and disgusting.
Don't you think so?
Really?
I'm doing my best, so it's fine.
And you don't like to bring in a talent, do you?
No, I don't know about that.
Wow!
He stood up!
Why don't you support me in an election?
It's not easy.
You're cruel!
It's not easy.
*sigh*
It slipped terribly.
What is the material of your nails?
What?!
Material?!
For example, plastic or something like that?
I think it's acetate.
What are you talking about?!
What?!
Acetate.
What is it?
Please explain it in an easy way.
What is it?
A-se-what?
Acetate.
W-what is it?
Acetate!
Then tell me what it is!
It's this!
Then what else do you use it for?!
Where do you get it from?!
For example, under your jacket.
Acetate.
You!
Don't say things like that!
Don't you know acetate?!
I know acetate!
I don't care anymore!
There is acetate out there!
What is acetate?
It's something you use at home.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's something you use at home.
Yeah.
You can't say things like that!
Huh?!
What?!
It's something you use at home.
What are you doing?!
Why are you getting all worked up about this?!
Give me a proper answer, you idiot!
Okay, okay!
What's wrong with you?!
You're not answering me!
I said it's acetate!
You're lying and he's saying something about cloth!
He said it's acetate earlier!
This is cloth, okay?
Don't say things like that, you!
I'm serious.
I can't do it!
It's me!
Why don't you ride a horse on a horse race?
You made me ride a horse, didn't you?
In the past.
Yeah.
Because you didn't like it?
You know...
In England...
What are you talking about?
In England...
I've been there once.
What?
Horses on a race?
Horses on a race.
Is it right?
Yeah.
I've been there in the past, but...
Well...
Horses on a race...
It's hard to wear white clothes.
Wait a minute!
Don't clap!