AISubs v3.5
We don't have any money, so let's get out of the room!
Last week, we spent a lot of money at the opening.
It was about 5 million yen.
I knew it would happen.
We don't have any money today.
We don't have any money.
It's not like we want to change it, but let's get out of the room.
I've seen you on TV as an idol.
You're friendly.
Today, we have potatoes, burdock roots, and bananas on the table.
Today's members are our manager, Okamoto.
Next to me is Team Zero's Noriya.
Next to you is Team Zero's Yamaze.
Thank you for having me.
You've been on TV a lot lately.
I don't know why you're on TV so much.
Everyone, eat up.
Thank you for the food.
Potatoes are the best.
Everyone, now that you've eaten up...
Do what you want to do.
I feel like I'm going to poop.
If you poop...
Yes.
The manager will come.
The manager of the hall will come.
Can we eat?
Does anyone want to eat?
Let's eat.
It's hot.
You're lying.
But you're on TV, aren't you?
I might be able to do it.
No way!
Me too.
I can do it too!
Wow!
How did you do it?
It's red!
I can't hear you.
Wait a minute.
It looks like you.
What?
It looks like you.
Let's go.
Oh, no!
Why are you dancing like that?
Let me be! Let me stay!
Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off!
If you dance like that, you're not cool at all!
Oh, excuse me for a moment.
Oh, I'm sorry.
(Laughter)
It's a game.
It's not a star.
It's a game.
(Laughter)
(Music)
Wow!
(Applause)
Hey, you!
Go away!
(Music)
Wow!
(Laughter)
You're a big brother, aren't you?
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Laughter)
That's a great picture.
(Applause)
It's like you're making it bloom.
(Laughter)
(Music)
I feel sick.
(Laughter)
One more.
You're a bad boy.
Wow! You scared me!
Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
You're dirty!
Kick him! Kick him!
Wow! You're so round!
I'm doing my best. Look at me.
Wow!
You're shaking.
You're crazy!
You're a bad boy!
Eat a banana.
Yamada-san, you're eating a banana.
Eat it!
Damn it!
*fart*
Thank you very much!
Well, for now...
I don't have any money, so...
I'm going out of my room.
Thank you very much!
Oh, there he is!
What a nice room!
It's nice, isn't it?
Let's go in.
You, kid, don't mess with me!
OK!
Hurry up!
Thank you very much!
OK!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Thank you very much!
What a nice time we had!
It was a bad time.
It's a movie-time now, isn't it?
It really is.
It's been years since we've talked like this.
This is the worst time of the year.
Oh, yeah.
And it's hot, too.
If you talk like that, you'll sweat.
You're right.
By the way, if you go out like that, you know...
I'm kind of curious about your brothers.
It's embarrassing to be seen like that.
I don't like that.
If it were "no bra", we'd be dead.
"No bra"...
It's like you're inviting them in.
It's like you're saying "look, look".
I'm pretty tall, you know.
Oh, really?
You're right!
Like this...
Oh, that's good!
I'm ahead of you.
You're ahead of me.
Well, you know... I work all the time.
It's nothing special...
Nothing special...
Yesterday...
Yes.
You were at CX, right? Fuji TV, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
When you went to the bathroom...
Yes.
You heard a "shaaa" sound.
Yes, yes.
Where did you poop?
There's someone who poops.
There's someone who poops...
I was in the bathroom for a long time and my butt was in a mess.
In the bathroom...
Shaaa!
I was in front of you and you were pooping and your butt was in a mess.
I was in the bathroom for a long time!
Oh...
Then I put this on...
That's pathetic.
It was in the way, so I put it on the front of the bathroom...
I forgot about it and went out...
I went into the studio...
Ah! The Gugguler belt!
I went back to the bathroom and "shaaa!"
Then...
You know...
You have a simula-san, right?
Yes, yes...
You said "baa" and you proved it to me...
You said "baa" and I said "yes"...
You said "yes" and I said "yes"...
The other day you said as a kid...
That you weren't an interesting comedian...
The other day you said as a kid...
That you weren't an interesting comedian...
Don't tell me you weren't talking about us...
I'm going to worry about you!
It's not like that!
When I asked him, his face was half serious and half funny.
But he looked like he didn't know what to do.
He looked like he didn't know what to do.
It was completely different, wasn't it?
It was completely different. I respected him in a certain way.
Why are you laughing there?
I'm causing you trouble.
Last time, too...
On the Shinkansen...
We met on the Shinkansen.
We met on the Shinkansen and there was a passage.
And next to it was...
That girl.
She was with her manager.
I don't know if she was a fan or not...
She was with her manager.
She put cream on her with sugar.
She ate it with her mouth wide open.
She didn't eat it with a dirty face like that.
The manager came and asked her, "How is it?"
It's too sweet.
Don't you dare say that.
It looks so good!
I don't want it!
I put it next to the window but I don't like it!
He's looking at me!
What should I do with this food?
You put a lot of food in it.
I put a lot of food in it.
I can't eat it all.
I'll give you some.
It's so sweet!
I don't have anything to drink but I ate half of it and I'm still eating it!
Why?
I don't like this, I'm really sorry!
Even if I stay like this, in the end I'll probably end up in Tokyo.
I'll end up in Tokyo too. I have to do something about it!
So what happened?
When I was about to arrive in Shin-Yokohama, there was a toilet over there.
Over there?
Over there!
In the meantime, I threw it away!
I'm really sorry!
Now that I'm back in the car, I'm going to...
It's okay to say no.
I'm a slow learner.
But if you think about it later, it's better to say no, right?
Even if you don't say no, it's better than giving up.
It's really better that way.
That's how I was too.
In the past, I was told I gave coffee to ***.
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
You gave me coffee, right? ***-san, you're my senior, right?
No, I don't drink coffee!
***, you're stingy!
Um...
Giving coffee to someone is unusual!
I was surprised!
Oh, you still drink coffee?
Wow, you ***!
But I don't drink coffee, but...
"It's okay," I said, and then I thought of ***'s love.
Thank you for the coffee.
I forced myself to drink it.
Before *** came out.
***, don't drink it in front of me!
I can't help it, I'm laughing.
There's one courage in saying no.
Courage, right?
If you say something I can't say no to...
I'll put it in ***'s mouth.
This time, Nan-chan's brother and I are getting married.
Ah, that's right.
I'm going.
Ah, you're going?
Yes, I'm going.
I heard it's 12 o'clock.
Ah, is that so?
Around 12 o'clock.
I don't know what time it is.
Around 12 o'clock.
Ah, is that so?
I'm sleepy.
That's true.
Don't think it's bad.
I don't think it's bad, but...
You know, when you go, you have to celebrate again.
You should have said that earlier!
Hey, you're making a lot of money!
I won't grab you, but don't grab me.
Give me your money!
You're right, but think about it.
I think it's strange in this world.
I don't get married.
I don't get married, which means I don't have children.
I can't have children.
I don't have any money for my wedding.
But if I get married, I'll give you money, right?
If I get married, will you give me money?
You know, like a young girl.
Congratulations!
But you don't have a family.
You don't have children or a wife.
No one will do it for you.
Well...
At least I did it for you.
Oh, you...
That's a waste of money!
I'm making a lot of money for you!
Why?!
What's this?
Why?!
I'll marry you and...
What?!
Two hundred and fifty thousand?!
Are you kidding me?!
Are you stupid?!
I'll kill you!
No, no, you're wrong.
Are you stupid?!
But when we celebrate our children's birthdays...
Are you kidding me?!
One hundred and thirty thousand...
What?!
Why are you exaggerating?!
I'm not exaggerating!
But you won't come back for a week.
Unless I get married or have children.
I'll do it for you when I get married.
But you'll get married when you get married.
I'll do it for you when you get married.
Well...
Let's not celebrate it.
Forget it.
Don't say that.
Why?!
One hundred and thirty thousand...
Don't say that!
Two hundred and fifty thousand and...
Why?!
Three thousand yen.
You're exaggerating!
Let's not talk about it.
Lord Nanbotsu!
Huh? What?
What?
Yeah.
Well, it's mostly about the size of a human vessel and how big it is.
That's not important.
Of course it is.
That's not important. It's about friendship and love.
Well...
Nanbotsu is...
7 or 8 thousand yen.
Why?!
Give me ten thousand!
I don't want anything!
It's about... 12,000 or 15,000 yen.
I heard there are a lot of spies in Japan.
I...
I've never heard of a lot of spies!
In Japan, there are a lot of electronics and cars.
If you steal them, there are a lot of spies lurking in places we don't know of.
Those spies...
I've never heard of them.
Those spies...
Are there spies to steal electronics?
Don't steal electronics!
No, I mean to steal technology.
There are a lot of spies in Japan.
Especially in Japan.
Is that so?
Yes. And those spies...
If they are spies, how do you know?
I don't know!
I didn't even know there were spies in many places!
How do you tell them apart?
I want you all to remember this.
How do you tell them apart?
To tell a spy apart...
You have to look at his shoes first.
Don't look at me like I'm a big guy!
His shoes...
I'm not a spy, so they're like this, right?
A spy's shoes...
This part is like a phone.
Is there an antenna here or something?
Of course! I'm a spy!
Like this? Of course!
And there are a lot of underground people too.
The underground organization is about 20,000 Japanese people.
Don't say selfish things.
It's hard for me to distinguish.
What kind of people?
What, what?
Underground people...
Underground people have lived underground for a long time,
so it's hard for me to distinguish.
The other day, there was mold in the container of the mold killer.
Well, there's a sticker on the surface of the container, isn't there?
The mold...
Well, there's a lot of water on the surface of the mold, isn't there?
That's where the mold is. It's the same for me.
But...
How is that mold made?
This mold...
How is the mold in this container made?
It's not like that.
It's hard for you, isn't it?
It's like this, isn't it?
If it was a mold here...
That's why!
It doesn't matter!
It's hard for you, isn't it?
It's too hard for me, isn't it?
It's like someone wearing pants and poop on a washlet.
Let me give you an example.
What?
What's that?
It's not like that!
I'm wearing pants and poop.
It's like...
There's mold in the mold killer.
It's like...
I don't know how to say it in words.
Calculator and lighthouse motocross.
It's not like that!
Ah! I thought you were saying that!
No, it's not like that!
Ah!
I'm sure of it, but it's not like that!
What is this? What is this? What is this phrase?
Look at people and act like you don't know.
It's not like that at all.
It's not like you're from the same place.
I found this graffiti on a public toilet in Seju Station.
I'm dating a super famous comedian, H.M., and we're getting married this year!
Please don't write that in your letter!
That's what it said.
You...
Who would write such lies like that?
It wasn't written for marriage, it was for toilet!
Right!
You're a great person!
But you'll marry an old woman when you get married, right?
I will.
Right?
Right.
Actually, I'm wearing this outfit today.
Ah, really?
You don't have an old woman, do you?
I've said it before, but I don't have one.
You don't have one, do you?
You're not in the mood, are you?
No, no, no.
That can't be helped.
That's because you're a teacher who's angry at people who are in a rush to get together early.
That's not right.
This kind of thing happened, too!