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I spent 5 million yen on you.
Thank you for waiting for a long time!
From now on, "Downtown Dinner Show" will be held, "Songs and Talks of Last Night".
Everyone, please enjoy a wonderful dinner!
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for coming to this Sagamiko Prince forest!
Thank you for coming!
It's been a while since we had a dinner show, hasn't it, Hama-chan?
Yes, it has.
I'm really nervous.
You're nervous, aren't you?
I hope I can sing well.
Well, Hama-chan and I left Hiroshima ten years ago...
...and we thought we'd make it big.
But we somehow made it here.
We did it!
Well...
I think it's because of Hama-chan...
What are you talking about, Hama-chan?!
Anyway, our first song...
Oh, you're leaving already?!
We'd like you to listen to our first song of the day.
We'll start with Yashiro Aki-san's song...
Ame no Bojo
We like your songs very much and we always sing them for you.
We don't want to talk too much, so let's move on to the next song.
Please listen to "Etou Tsubame" from the song "Nori Masago".
"Don't waste your life," he said, turning his back on his old house.
We sing "Ed's Wings" every now and then, but every time we sing it, we can hear the audience's voices crying.
Oh, I see. Thank you very much.
But you don't want to look so downcast at the dinner show, do you?
Of course not!
So maybe you should sing a song with a little more rhythm?
Yes, let's do it in a lively way.
Yes, let's do it like Alice in Wonderland.
Please listen to "Inazuma" in winter!
You are like lightning...
Everyone, please eat!
It was very exciting, wasn't it, Matsuyama?
It was very exciting, wasn't it?
We hope we can meet you again here next year.
We will never forget your faces, so please come back!
Thank you very much for today!
It's really hot.
Yeah.
I was walking and it was really hot and I looked at it and shit was falling.
I touched it and it was really hot.
It's really hot.
It's really hot. I said it, it's really hot.
I was walking and it was really hot.
Insects were stopping.
I touched it and it was hot.
Insects are hard to deal with.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Um, what season do you like?
Me?
Yeah.
I like winter.
What?!
In summer you have to wear clothes.
I don't like it.
Winter makes me really sad.
Really.
Why?
You know, in winter, you know, when you're driving and you pass in front of a toy store and there's a lot of Christmas decorations and stuff.
I feel like I'm going to cry.
That's because you're a poor man.
It's cold.
I hate it in here.
Your face.
In winter, you know, in summer you don't really have anything to wear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In winter you can wear a lot of things, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In that sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No matter what magazine you look at, you're the fashionable one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In winter you can wear a lot of things, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who the hell are you?!
No, seriously, seriously.
No, really.
In summer you don't really...
No way.
It's hot.
No, no.
I don't like summer.
Right?
It makes me sick!
If you said that today, I'd get out of the car, you know.
Today, it was hot in the morning.
Yeah, it was hot.
I just opened the engine and took it out and it was already hot!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now it's hot from the front.
Yeah.
It's hot from the entrance like this.
It's hot all the way to the side.
It's hot, it's hot.
What are you looking at!?
I'm sorry.
When I got on the plane, it was ten minutes late.
If I was ten minutes late, we wouldn't have waited.
You were ten minutes late, so we should've waited.
That's the anger I have.
I understand.
The old man in front of me is...
Grrr!
Riglining...
The old man is...
He usually comes here...
Dirty...
Arrived here...
In taxi...
It's still annoying.
It's still annoying...
I am taking a taxi to take a taxi.
I am not taking a taxi...
I am...
Late...
From noon to 10 minutes...
You know it...
There was an old woman who was riding a horse.
She was irritated.
She said, "Everyone is fine. There are other people who are riding horses, so please wait for a while."
"No, but we have to hurry up!" said the old woman.
Well, you know, it's first class, so please get off first.
It's not a staircase. It's not a steep staircase.
Old woman, don't push me! I'm in a hurry!
But seriously, when I become a politician and run for office, Japan won't change at all.
I know that because I'm the only one who can say that.
But now, Japan is a little... how do you say it...
mild.
What kind of situation will it be?
Well... it will be mild.
For each and every one of you?
What do you mean?
For each and every Japanese citizen, it will be mild?
O-of course it will be like that.
Well, of course it will be like that for me.
And, you know, overall...
how do I say it...
when I become a prime minister or something like that...
well, of course I can't do it all by myself...
but, you know, everyone is kind of...
rude.
Even if you don't tell me, I can't do it.
Everyone is like that.
It's like... how do I say it...
it's kind of...
What?!
When you look at the map of Japan, you can see that it's rounded.
That's none of your business!
It's like that, but it's natural.
It seems like you like this kind of stuff a lot.
I like this kind of...
I like this kind of talk.
Right?
But, you know, I can't do it all by myself.
You can't?
I can't do it all by myself.
Even with taxes...
Why don't you pay your taxes?
Really?
Why?
Because it's protected by the government.
You sing to Mr. Bon?
Mr. Bon is amazing!
What's amazing?
He's singing loudly!
Mr. Bon is singing?
Mr. Bon's cadillac is singing loudly!
Yes, yes...
It's amazing!
I saw him a few times at the gas station and I thought he was a yakuza.
I asked him if he had any work today and he said he didn't have any work.
I went in and saw him. I thought he was a yakuza so I went out and saw him.
He was a kid!
He looked like he was talking and he was wearing a shiny watch.
When I went in and saw him, I realized it was already time for everyone to be working.
He came in and said "See you again."
Do you know what I do for a living?
I don't think it's very useful.
I don't know.
I take out my wallet and give it back.
I'm a kindergarten principal.
And next to me, I'm a teacher.
I also do charity work.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm a scary old man.
What?
Are you okay, kid?
I'm sorry.
You scared me!
You're amazing now, Bon-san.
Now that you say it, I don't know if you're a comedian or an entertainer.
Why not?
Are you doing it for charity work?
For charity work?
You're doing it for charity work, aren't you?
You're wrong.
There are a lot of comedians who offer laughter.
Who?
Well, well, well...
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
Do you want me to say something harsh?
Who do you hate?
What?
Who do you hate?
Be careful of what you say!
Who do you not like?
On TV, people say, "Is he a comedian or what?"
I don't know who you're talking about.
You don't know who I'm talking about?
You'll know in a little while.
On TV...
...people say, "He's not funny at all!"
Are you Yamazaki?
Who do you hate?
Torii?
I don't think so.
As a senpai...
What?
As a senpai, could you do me a favor?
Torii?
Sen... sen... sen what?
Senpai...
Sen... senpa... pao?
Senpai...
Yes.
Hamada... Hamada Masatochi-tan desu.
Senpai people... I don't really...
Everyone... do your best, do your best to come all the way here.
Really?
Absolutely.
Siri, do you know anyone who can help me?
No, no, I don't know anyone.
What?
No, I don't know anyone.
No, I can't hear you. You have a small voice.
Oh, there is one!
Mr. Matsumoto!
Mr. Matsumoto has come all the way from Amagasaki.
Please listen to Mr. Matsumoto's speech.
Let's listen.
There's something I've been struggling with.
I've been watching "Gaki no Tsukai" on TV and laughing my ass off.
At that peak, when I went to the commercial, what happened to my big smile?
I have nowhere to go.
I'm laughing my ass off and you're talking about a commercial.
Well...
That's true.
But you were watching it with someone else.
For example, there are funny people.
It's not like it's funny.
I think the TV should think like that.
If you were watching TV and there was a commercial...
That would be funny.
What would you do if your mother came in and saw you on TV?
That would be funny.
Do you watch it from behind?
Do you watch it from afar?
You should do it.
I think it's necessary.
There's something I've been wondering about.
It's a theme song of J.League.
I don't know what it's about.
What's it about?
It's in English, isn't it?
It's in English.
Ice coffee, ice coffee...
"Ice coffee!" "Ice coffee!"
Why do you sing?
Well, it's because I'm so thirsty.
Then why does it become a soccer theme song?
Isn't it too hot?
Yes, it's too hot. I can't drink hot.
Of course you can! Of course you can, but you can't drink it like that.
That's what you mean, isn't it?
Which team do you support in the J.League?
You don't know any of them yet, do you?
I mean, there aren't many people who can say all of them's team names.
You don't know any of them?
No, I don't know any of them. Well, Verdi is famous, but...
Well, I'm not that interested in soccer, but...
Well, you know, when I watch soccer...
There are a lot of guys like Ojimujiwa, aren't there?
That guy, who is he?
He's got a big beard and looks like Godzilla.
He's got a body for heading.
That's terrible, isn't it?
The more he runs, the more I think of solar power.
That's really amazing.
Even if he's like that, if he's proud of himself, he's cool, isn't he?
I'm scared!
What are you doing?
I want to support that guy.
No, I knew it. He's amazing.
Yes, yes, yes.
What's his name again?
Huh?
Arshindo.
Arshindo?
He looks like Arshindo.
Huh?