AISubs v3.5
It's the Masan team!
Do you have any experience?
We don't.
You don't, do you?!
Most of us don't, right?
You did it.
Yeah, I did it.
Where did you do it?
What do you mean?
Where did you do it?!
No, no, I don't know.
Where did you do your position?
Huh?!
Where did you do your position?
To.
Position.
What are you talking about?!
What's wrong with you?!
I don't know.
You don't know?
Do you want to do it right away?
Do you have a judge?
No.
We have one.
Oh, you have one?
Yes, we do.
Thank you for coming.
Okay, now...
Yes?
This coin...
It's more important to win with 100 yen.
Are you listening to me?!
What's wrong with you?!
I've been fighting!
What's wrong with you?!
Ready...
Hut!
What's that?
Only quarterback can say it.
Oh, right, I say it all.
I say it all?
Yeah, yeah.
Ready...
Hut!
Go!
I can't hold this ball anymore!
Ready...
Hut!
Go!
Hut!
Go!
Hut!
Go!
Hut!
Go!
Hut!
Go!
Hut!
Go!
It hurts my butt!
Again!
When I was playing, it wasn't like this.
When I was playing, there were no balls like this.
What was I doing?
(That's why I'm here.)
(I want to win.)
(I have a bad feeling about this.)
(This could be it.)
(It's been my dream, a dream even more dreamish)
(It hurts!)
(From here!)
(Is this funny?!)
(Kill him! Kill him!)
(Hey, when you're handing over the keys, you have to tell the office.)
(No, I'm not calling you right now.)
(Who did this?!)
(Who are you?!)
(Hey!)
(Over there!)
(Hey!)
Eighteen to zero...
...and the Hammers win!
You were playing, weren't you?
Yeah, I was.
You were playing Super Bowl, weren't you?
I've been there.
You were playing Super Bowl, weren't you?
You're like an old hero!
Who said that?
I'll say "three-two" and you'll say "three-two".
Shall we do it?
Let's do it!
We'll borrow your chest...
...since you've been in Super Bowl.
Oh, really?
This is my face...
...and this is Suga's.
Look at me...
...my muscles are like art!
I'm so beautiful!
You can't see this beauty...
...on TV!
Who is he?
He's back from Harvard.
Hello! Hello!
I'll do my best to change your mind.
What's up with you all of a sudden?
It's nothing.
At first...
You're being careful.
I'm not an amateur anymore.
What do you mean?
You got it now?
Yes, we got it.
I see.
It's not like me.
What do you mean?
Right?
It's not like you.
It's not like you at all.
Really?
I see.
I used to have a round neck.
Thank you very much.
Let me know if you need anything else.
Yes.
Let me know if you need anything else.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Let me know if you need anything else.
What can I do for you?
Well...
Ladies and gentlemen...
To be honest...
Yes?
How do you feel?
When I say "kyaaa!"
Does it make you happy?
Or does it not make you happy?
I wish it was a normal voice like this.
I see.
Sometimes there are people who sound painful.
I can't say it! Remember it!
It's kind of tough when you make me understand it like that.
That's right.
Really...
Speaking of which, it's been a while since I was angry.
It's been a while.
It's been a while since I was angry.
I was driving a car, you know.
Basically, there are fans standing at all kinds of traffic lights.
It's usually like that on my way home, too.
They're just standing there.
And I'm someone who wants to receive as many fans' fan letters as possible.
No, no, no...
What's so funny about it?!
Seriously!
The traffic lights stop, right?
Then they come to me, right?
And I...
You probably don't think of it like that at first.
I open the window, you know.
No, you don't!
And I open it and, like...
It's like I'm digging up that empty space.
You know, it was really sunny, right?
And it turned blue, so...
I closed it and...
As I was closing it...
The video...
Bam!
And it stopped.
The video was stuck in there.
And I was like, "I'm leaving now," so...
Bam! Bam! Bam!
It came and...
I opened it and...
I caught the video and hung it up.
T-this is awful!
You guys!
I won't let you do that!
Go!
What kind of dance is that?!
It looks like a pose for a huger!
No, no, no...
Wait for me!
That's...
That's a little...
I can't stand it...
If it were you, you wouldn't let me do it like that!
You'd definitely...
At the corner of the video...
Bam! Bam!
You'd definitely do it like that!
Idiot...
You'd put the video...
Bam!
In your mouth, if it were you!
And now you're playing it again!
You know, when you get in a car for the first time, you think you'll understand how you feel, right?
And then you jump out of it! That's dangerous, too!
You always say that, don't you? You stop and say, "That's dangerous," right?
"Hey, be careful." Bam!
You're definitely lying!
No, I'm not! It's dangerous, you know!
It's dangerous! Be careful, you guys!
You're definitely lying!
What's with you?
What's with you? Do you want us to be that worried?
What makes me mad is that commercial.
The one with Oda Yuuji.
You know...
What did you write in your lipstick?
What did you write in your lipstick when you woke up in the morning?!
What's with you?!
While laughing, you're like...
Idiot.
Idiot?!
How annoying would it be if you did something like that?!
When you see a commercial like that, you think some idiot would say, "Hey, fashionable!"
That's what you think!
But I don't think we didn't know.
When I was little, I didn't drive my own car.
No matter how important it is, we didn't know.
Yo, I bought a lot of stuff for the car I was staying in.
I even bought a door on one side!
I've been driving my own car for a long time!
I don't get it!
You didn't drive your own car...
If you did, you wouldn't complain so much about what you did.
I don't get it!
You're so dirty!
People who don't get it will live.
I did it, but if I do it again, I'll get mad.
I can't do that.
Why not?
Why are you always on one side?
That's not good.
There's some contradiction.
For example,
if you had a daughter, you would take good care of her.
I see.
You don't like that, do you?
But I can't help it.
If you had a daughter like me...
Like you?
If you had a daughter like me and she was played by men...
I can't help it!
That's what you've been doing!
Hey!
Were you turning me around?
No, I wasn't.
Hey!
You're a criminal!
Get out of here!
No, no.
If you had a daughter like me and she was played by men...
I can't help it.
I see.
That's what you've been doing.
That doesn't matter.
You're too strict with me.
You're a man.
I'm angry that you called me and said those nice words.
Hello?
Yes?
You're very decent.
What's your relationship like?
You say that a lot.
What's that supposed to mean?
Are you friends with someone from school?
No, I'm not friends with anyone from school!
You say that a lot, but...
What kind of friends are you?
You keep attacking me with questions.
You're too fast!
You're too slow!
What are you talking about?
Oh, it's menya!
I shouldn't avoid you.
I'll keep an eye on you, Yubi.
What are you doing?
Don't take it back!
Don't do it again!
What's with you?
As long as it's someone who talks back and forth,
my daughter is annoying me again and again and again!
That's fine.
On the contrary, my parents know that my daughter is annoying me,
so if I let them walk around late at night,
they'll get tired of me.
In a different way.
But you know,
even if my daughter is obviously
obviously annoying me,
my parents wouldn't notice.
When she was in elementary school, she was still cute,
but when she was in middle school and high school,
as a parent,
I was like, 'Wow, she's a little...'
She'd say, 'I'm home,'
and we'd be like this,
and I'd look at my daughter,
and say, 'Dad, look at her.'
She's become a tough girl lately.
Her forehead's starting to change color.
Dad, you don't have to say it out loud.
You shouldn't say it!
Her forehead's starting to change color.
I know that.
But look at her, Dad!
She's tough.
I'm sure there's something like that,
but it's funny.
It's funny.
Come here, Yuki.
Wow, she's tough.
This morning,
when I came home,
she smelled bad.
That happens.
Even celebrities,
it's tough for celebrities
to marry and have daughters.
It's tough.
And on a morning show,
we have to say it out loud.
It's tough!
Even the host can't say it out loud.
Say it! Say it!
Say it!
She's the toughest woman
I've ever met.
That woman.
That woman's daughter
is a gorilla!
Are you serious?!
I've never seen that before!
She's been sitting there since morning!
Wow, that's scary!
Look, she's surprised!
What's wrong with you?!
Dad, you're smiling!
What?
Nothing.
No, I thought you'd say it all.
Also, you know...
Sorry, sorry.
Come on, everyone thinks so!
The girl is an old man, isn't she?
The other day, you and your sister got married.
But now that you're married to that sister of yours,
every time you bite her, you're blinded by love!
If you were asked to change your nickname from 'company' to '30s',
what nickname would you choose?
Well, in my case, I still have 'downtown',
don't you think?
But '30s' and 'downtown' are...
Well, they're kind of lame, aren't they?
But when I'm 30, I don't want you to call me 'downtown' anymore.
When I'm 30, I want you to call me 'downtown'.
Don't talk to me!
Don't call me 'downtown' every day!
That's lame!
Who are you calling 'downtown'?
Are you calling me 'downtown'?
You're not even 30 yet!
When you're 30, you should call me 'downtown'!
Have you thought about it?
I've thought about it.
Call me 'downtown'.
Don't bite me!
Don't call me 'downtown'!
Call me 'downtown'!
That's lame!
Call me 'downtown' and 'downtown'!
That's lame!
Is it?
Who said it?
No, it's around the pillow.
What's with the fluttering part?
It's a cover!
Usually, when you go shopping in a futon shop, they sell those.
That's why everyone buys a cover and puts it on.
But even when they're selling it, it's like this, right?
Even when it's like this, there's only one cover.
But there is one, right?
I don't think so.
Why?!
There are some that are not included and some that are included.
So not all of them are included.
Even so, it's a cover, isn't it?
The ones with the fluttering part are usually males.
And the ones that aren't included are females.
What?!
Usually, fluttering is feminine, so you think it's feminine, right?
It's not like that.
The ones that are included are males.
And those are the ones that make themselves look big and like a female pillow.
You're really stupid.
Oh, is that so?
They make themselves look big and pretty and attract girls.
They make themselves look good.
So, Miku, you know...
Who? Who?
Where are you holding me, Miku?!
I went in because I couldn't go in.
What is the white thing under your finger?
It's not there at all.
Look.
You're good.
Can you tell if it's there or not?
No, you can't.
How can you tell?
You can see the bone of my finger through it.
Wait!
You can see it, so what?
It doesn't matter.
If you can see it, you'll know it's this much.
What do you mean "this much"?
I know it's this much, so it doesn't matter.
It's the same as a coat.
What do you mean "this much"?
What do you mean?
It doesn't matter if you can see it.
Does it matter?
Does it mean you don't have a bone?
No, I don't!
Does it mean you don't have a bone?
No, I don't!
What are you talking about?
It's broken.
Let's do it one last time.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Fuji TV, are you watching?
This is my birthday cake.
Hitoshi!
It's been a while since I've been this happy.
How many times have you had a birthday party on this show?
It's the fourth time.
The fourth time!
Did you start when you were twenty-six?
If you're like this, you're done for!
I've never been this old.
- Actually, I have a present for you. - That's too much!
This is it.
Hey, you! You're Sugawa-chan's successor, aren't you?!
- Yamazaki-san wants you to meet him. - Oh, I see.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- Here's a toast. - Oh, a toast.
Well, keep up the good work!
- Cheers! - Cheers!