AISubs v3.5
Chikitsuki Oogiri Daigas!
I am Hamada Masatoshi.
Now, let's go! Fifth round, Chikitsuki Oogiri!
Let's start with Hanasuka-san's entrance!
Now, let me introduce myself one by one!
I am Bankaku Yamasaki!
Nice to meet you!
Sekishin-san, please look forward to it!
I am Team Zero, Noriyasu!
Nice to meet you!
And...
Today...
I have been invited...
...to this place!
Shut up!
Don't get lost!
Momo Momo Momo!
What is that?
Golden Week is approaching...
That's right!
Everyone, you will go to many places...
I will go to...
...my favorite place...
...New York!
Shut up!
Momo Momo Momo!
Atacamo reading!
Today's Atacamo reading topic is...
...this!
Japan passing...
- Passing? - Yes.
Economist... like this.
Japan passing is...
...passing by car...
...passing is first and foremost...
...but it is not a mistake.
It is not a mistake.
A bubble bursts and real estate prices...
...go up and down and so on...
Which is it?
I have written about this later in detail...
...so I would like to go to the next page.
Until now...
...crazy things were written...
From now on...
...let's get serious!
Because...
Trade friction...
What does it mean?
If you ask me what it is...
What is it?
According to the court...
200,000 yen is not enough!
There should be more money!
The money...
Slowly and...
Hit him and let him go!
Japan Basshing is dead!
But we don't know what kind of enemies will attack us next!
Do your best! Japan Basshing!
Do your best!
Dengan Demo!
Can we change the order?
Let's do it!
Yamazaki, you can't do it!
Let me do it!
Yamazaki and me?
I can't do it!
I don't know!
Yamazaki, you're the strongest!
Then...
Yamazaki, you can do it!
I can't do it!
Shut up!
Give it back!
Hitoshi's stupid organ!
Not at all!
Hitoshi's stupid organ!
Kitoshi!
Are you going to drink or not?!
Kitoshi!
Give me a break!
Hostage!
Give me a break!
Prank!
Give me a break!
Kitoshi's stupid organ!
This is the next topic!
Next topic is this!
Murimondo!
Now, let's pair up and do Murimondo together!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yamazaki and Noriyasu!
Murimondo, ready!
Ah, that clothes suits you!
Ah, wait a minute!
I admit it!
Turn, turn, turn, turn!
Can I blur it out?
Yamazaki, ready!
Hey you! It looks like it rained!
Your hairstyle is similar to Hamada-san's!
Hey, Doraemon, you're funny!
Um, Yamazaki, how are you?
Hey you, how is she?
Hey you, how are you?!
Hello!
You can't do that!
What are you doing? Why are you hitting me?
You can't do that!
Ready...
Good morning.
Talk!
I don't want to do it with him!
Now, Jimmy and Noriasu.
Jimmy, it's hard to do it, Noriasu.
Now, Noriasu. Ready...
Jimmy, you can do it!
You can do it too!
Mic drop!
Are you ready, everyone?
Yes!
Now...
One by one...
Yes!
Here...
In the middle, put out your neck!
I'll give you a topic!
If you can drop it with that topic...
Please raise your hands!
Now, Yamanaki!
Yamanaki's...
Drop topic is this!
Don't do it!
I have a bad feeling about this.
[bicycle bell rings]
Ladies and gentlemen...
We have to think of an opening song.
I'm in a bad mood.
It smells too much.
It's weird. I felt like I saw a little old man walking on a table.
I think the audience is a little tired.
Well...
We don't have much time.
We have to make a decision quickly and go home.
I'm in a bad mood.
You know, everyone is on vacation.
I see.
You don't have to worry about it.
You don't have to worry about it!
You're selfish!
Are you going somewhere on vacation?
You poor people!
I'm going back to the Philippines.
Raise your hands!
Oh, I see.
Be careful!
You know, everyone is on vacation.
How many days do people have a vacation?
Most of them have a vacation for about two weeks.
Do they have a vacation for seven days?
Seven days.
What should we do?
I feel sorry for you.
Even if you have a vacation, you can't do anything about it, can you?
I don't know why I'm on vacation for two weeks.
I see.
You have nothing to do even if you stay at home.
I have nothing to do even if I stay at home.
If I stay at home, I won't do anything bad.
You're right.
Everyone, you're in a lot of trouble...
You're so hot!
Get out of here!
Do something!
You're in a lot of trouble!
I don't know what you like, but everyone says that.
Really?
They say "do something."
You say "exercise."
I exercise, but I only do certain movements.
I once said "shall we go there?"
Shall we go camping?
"Exercise!" you said!
No, no, I was thinking of buying...
A car?
A car, a car. With a shower and everything.
That's tough.
What's tough about it, you bastard?!
You can't even do that!
Are you stupid?! At the time, I was wearing a bandana.
You can't even cut ham with a knife!
No, no, no, no!
You're killing me!
You can't even eat fish!
You can't even sprinkle salt!
I'll leave it as it is!
Leave it as it is! Don't put anything on it!
I'm not telling you to put salt on it!
You're ugly!
Why do you keep saying that?!
What are you saying?!
You're getting on my nerves!
You're making me crazy!
But really, shall we go? Can't we go?
We can't go.
Why not?!
You're making me do it!
But what do you do with fish?
Fishing, of course!
No way.
Why not?
Because I like you.
Why not? Let's go fishing...
Have you ever gone fishing?
No!
No, I haven't, but...
When we go to the suburbs like that...
Whoa, it's heavy! Everyone, pull!
And then...
Whoa, it's amazing!
And we all go "Whoa!"
And then we go "Whoa!"
And when we fish up, the tires get stuck and we can't go anymore!
It's fun!
Everyone, please come with me!
But if you had fun, would you like to go?
Let me ask first and then we'll talk, okay?
Camping is so much fun!
Golfing, clubbing - none of those things!
What's wrong with you?
What's with those things? Are you stupid?
Well, for now, I'll let it go.
For now, tell me.
Tell me how much fun it is.
There's a lot of fun in the mountains.
Fishing and what else...
You're going fishing in the mountains?
Oh, you want me to fish properly?
You want me to ride a cruiser and go fishing?
Oh, no, no, no.
You really think so?
Buy a cruiser.
Why would I buy one?
You have money!
Shut up!
What are you doing?
You have money, don't you?
It doesn't matter.
You won't buy a cruiser?
No, I won't.
If you don't buy a camper van, you won't buy a cruiser?
A cruiser?
I will.
What?!
If you hadn't been so careful with your sneeze...
I wouldn't have been able to go in there.
Buy it. Buy it yourself.
It's fine, Kuruza Koutarou. You can name it whatever you like.
What's with you?
It's not like I have a name in my house.
It doesn't matter if it's Natsumi or whatever.
It doesn't matter, does it?
It doesn't matter, does it?!
I hate myself for saying things like that.
I think you're having fun, Kouma Koutarou.
Your hobbies are too biased.
Don't you do things that celebrities don't do?
Don't you go camping much?
I don't go...
If you don't, you won't be able to do anything.
You won't be able to do anything.
If you go camping...
Of course I do!
I'll go even if I have to fight.
Of course I do!
If you go camping...
What's with you?!
I'm not flirting with you or anything!
But you can use it, right?
Of course I can use it!
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, you're right.
But you know, there are girls you date, right?
Yeah.
And you know, there are girls who are really outdoors and girls who are indoors, right?
Yeah, yeah.
But you know, when you date girls who are outdoors, you really get tired of them!
It's annoying, right?
It's annoying! I hate it!
But you know, there are girls who are in sports or culture, right?
No, of course not.
"Let's go somewhere," "Let's go somewhere," "It's holiday," "Let's go somewhere," you say that, right?
You're underestimating me.
I'm underestimating you!
Are you stupid?!
"Let's go somewhere," "Let's go somewhere," you say that, where do you think you're going?!
You know, since the beginning of spring, I've been like...
I'll give you lots of money, but where do you think you're going?!
Go away!
I'll watch a video at home, you go away!
You girls are terrible!
I'm old!
When I see a jet ski movie on TV, I'm like "Ah!"
What's wrong with you?
Jet ski!
That's what it is!
You ugly bastard!
You're the one who's ugly!
Calm down.
Is there such a reaction?
A talent like you came all the way to their agency...
Their agency!
How long are you going to stay?
You call me every show!
I'll let you say it.
It's true, it's true.
Often, in the morning at a station store...
A salaryman puts his hand on his waist and holds a newspaper...
Drinking juice in one hand and sticking out his chest...
Drinking like a pig...
I often see people like that...
Why do you put your hand on your waist and drink like that?
Old men drink like that, don't they?
They drink milk like this next to a kiosk, don't they?
That's right, that's right.
Right?
And this hand on your waist...
What's the meaning of it?
Why do you say that?
That's what I think...
If you drink cold milk in the morning...
It's meaningless.
And if you send it directly...
That's why you drink it like this...
What?
Your stuff goes in here and comes over here?
Well, I'm making a little play here.
Like this...
It comes out like this?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
There's a house here, right?
There is, but if you go from here to here, it's bad here in the morning.
That's why I want you to go here.
That's why you're going like this, right?
Even if you don't have anything like this...
It can't go through.
It can't go through, right?
Isn't that strange?
I want to say it, but I can't say it.
What is this place?
Get rid of it!
Come on!
Out of everything you've bought so far, what was the most expensive one?
I don't really buy expensive things.
You're a really dirty animal.
What are you talking about?
Because I've never seen you eat animals!
You're kind of stingy!
Am I?
You are!
Am I?
You're definitely saving up a lot of money.
I'm not saving it up.
You're saving it up.
It's like you're saving it up so it won't sell.
Now that you mention it, you're like a nasty human being.
That's right! I've spent all of my money!
You're so cool!
Even when you don't have a lot of money, you're like "This is..."
This is...
Do you want to see this?!
This is my savings.
This is my allowance.
This is my rent.
This is my electricity bill.
This is my monthly allowance.
Oh, I have some left over.
I saved this up, too.
You know, you know...
When you go into a family restaurant...
And you're like "Wow!"
Sometimes you're like "Yeah, I'll eat a steak."
Even when you're like "Medium."
And you're like "This is..."
This is a young hamburger.
This is a fried egg.
Wow!
What are you saying?!
What do you mean 'wow'?!
If you had a fried egg, you wouldn't be so happy!
By the way, you know...
Give me back my 3,000 yen from middle school!
I remembered it again.
You said you didn't borrow it!
I definitely borrowed it!
I can't stand it anymore!
I didn't borrow it!
You know, you know...
What is it?
There's Nagasaki.
Let's go there and buy some clothes.
When I noticed it, my teeth weren't broken yet!
Let's go buy clothes together!
When I noticed it, my teeth weren't broken yet!
What's wrong with him?!
When I went to the emergency stairs,
the beach was...
What's wrong with you?!
Let's go to the beach! Let's go to the beach!
I don't have enough money.
Wait! If you really don't have enough money, you should have told me! Why did you go to the beach by yourself?!
Is that why you said you borrowed 3,000 yen?
Is it okay?
Matsune, is it okay?
Is it okay?
Don't you feel embarrassed to say it yourself?