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The 4th time of "Radio Tsukai Arayone", "Tsukishiki", "Entertainer", "Omae sou chan ka" Grand Prix!
"Tsukishiki", "Omae sou chan ka" Grand Prix!
This is the 4th time of "Tsukishiki", "Omae sou chan ka" Grand Prix!
Let's go! Let's go!
Guests, let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
You really are a team, aren't you?
Until now, there hasn't been anyone who's been in a girls' school.
That's right!
For the first time!
If I make friends with you, I'll hate you more than this!
I'll tell you!
You girls are the only girls who can go to this school.
I-is that so?
Then, let's go!
Wait a minute!
You know what?
Yes?
Even the question has "solarization" written on it.
Even the answer has "solarization" written on it.
Don't you know what it is?
I only saw it once.
I have no idea what you're doing!
Hey!
Don't you know what you're doing?
Don't tell anyone about this place!
That's right!
Please!
My head is on it!
We're doing an interview with a match card, right?
Yes!
As soon as you reach 5 people, you'll be the target.
Let's do it properly!
The first question is...
THIS ONE!
Don't look at me!
A sports player who used to be bullied in the past...
Who was he?
When he was a kid...
He was dropped in a puddle...
Go home and cool down your hair!
A player who seems to have done something like that...
Please go home!
Let's go!
He's here.
Well, we'll just let it flow like this.
Who's here?
He's here.
No, no, no.
Okay!
Okay, Otage-san will go first!
Otage-san!
One, two, go!
Straightforward!
Yes, yes, yes!
Right?
You're a smart guy!
A player who used to be bullied in the past...
Right, right!
Okay, Manro-san!
Manro-san!
I think you can do this!
Yes!
Write it in kanji, you idiot!
I feel like you were bullied when you were in elementary school.
Sama-san! Yes!
Joke! Joke!
Huh?
Joke? This is what you think it is!
No, no, no!
Yes! One, two, three!
Yes!
Prosecutor Iinuma's "Tsumahai Shikoku"!
No! Joke! Joke!
Come on! Come on!
No! No!
Come on! Come on!
No! No!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
No!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm asking you! How were you bullied?
Yes!
How were you bullied?
There is no such thing as badminton in this day and age!
Not really?
And...
What's that?
I wasn't bullied by my parents!
So...
Well...
If you were bullied by your parents, then you must be Ito Midori!
Kuwata.
Ito Midori.
The twin brothers of the marathon.
Their father is...
Kuruta.
Kuwata.
Rassha Kimura.
I love my sister.
Kuwata.
Because she's weak.
Ito Midori.
Nagashima Kazushige.
Ito Midori.
With a nickname like "Mr. Okubo".
Nagashima Kazushige.
The giant Kazushige.
Nagashima Kazushige.
Kuruta.
Minority.
Small body.
Tokashiki.
Takanohana.
Kuruta.
Nagashima Kazushige.
So...
The winner of the first place...
Nagashima Kazushige!
The 1400th place!
Well...
Ito Midori is in third place...
Hmm...
And Kuwata...
I don't think she's bullied by her parents...
Or her twin brothers...
Twins...
The question is...
This one!
What kind of comedy talent did you happen to meet?
You're not just a comedian!
You're really funny!
This one...
You don't have anything to say, do you?
No, of course not!
I'll give you 5,000 yen later.
Don't give me that kind of money!
It's a lot of money.
It's a lot of money, but it shouldn't be selling.
It should be selling.
There are a lot of things that aren't selling.
Like what?
Like...
Let me join you! Let me join you!
Alright, here you go!
Hey, you... Did you go to elementary school?
You're dirty, aren't you?
You're dirty, aren't you? Did you go to elementary school?
What you're writing is dirty!
Ah, that's it!
I think so, too!
I love you!
I love you so much!
Oh, it's the last one!
That's it!
What?!
That's it! Hurry up and do it! Hurry up and do it!
Alright, let's start with Otani-san!
One, two, three...
I'm Moriaki-kun!
Hey! Don't cut me out!
I...
I... Um...
Um... Hama-chan said the same thing as me!
Don't cut me out!
Alright, let's start with Isamu-san!
One, two, three...
Yamada-kun, I'm sorry!
Yamada-kun...
But I don't think so!
Well, you could say that...
You could say that...
Well, you could say that...
Alright, let's start with Mano-san!
No, no, no!
Matsumura.
Jimmy Onishi.
Ucchan Nanchan.
He seems like an amateur, but he's not that cool.
Dacho Club.
Matsumura.
I'll press it right away.
Matsumura.
There's only one story, isn't there?
Jimmy Onishi.
Paul McKee.
Ucchan Nanchan.
Konchama Club.
It's Dacho Club.
I don't think it's boring, but...
Ucchan Nanchan.
It's funny when you look at it.
Tornado.
Konchama Club.
Dacho Club.
Ucchan Nanchan.
The winner is...
Ucchan Nanchan!
What?
Are you thirsty or something?
I'm thirsty, but I can't do it!
Actor.
A man, right?
A man.
Oh, you mean a woman?
Actor.
An old man.
Outerwear.
You guys are amazing!
But show me one more of that.
One more?
One more of what?
One more of me.
That's not fair!
I mean, I can't appear in dramas anymore!
Actor!
This one?
I'm thirsty.
You're thirsty, right?
Yes.
You know him, right?
The guy in the tea commercial.
The dancing guy.
You know him, right?
Yes.
I've seen him before.
Yeah.
You know, the guy with the horns?
Yeah.
I think I saw him when I was watching dramas.
Moccungum.
So it's Karaca.
Moccungum looks like it has a good structure.
Kasetaishu?
Kasetaishu...
If it has a big belly it's huge.
Ishida Junichi.
Yoshida Esaku.
Azuma Mikitta?
Odayuji?
Ishida Junichi?
Yoshida Esaku.
If I say Typer, people will think he's really huge.
Azuma Toru?
Azuma Mikitti?
Yoshida Junichi?
Is it Yoshida Esaku?
They're all same.
Yoshida Junichi?
Yoshida Esaku.
There's only one Yoshida Yoshida Yoshida Junichi Kase Taishi Wazono Miki-san Kurea Ikkou is it in?
Don't mess with me!
The last question is...
Here it is!
Foreigner talent who has corn in his poop!
Your father is a dirty old man!
There's corn in it!
Call the person who came up with this!
Write it down with your own hands!
Here you go!
I'm sure you'll get it. I think you'll get it.
Foreigner talent?
I think you'll get it.
Foreigner talent!
Write it again!
Your father is a dirty old man!
Let's start with you, Otori-san.
Kento and Hikatto!
It's in, isn't it?
- Like this, right? - You're making fun of me, aren't you?
- Okay, Isamu-san! - I think you'll definitely hit it.
- Three! - I think you'll definitely hit it. - I think I'll definitely hit it, too.
- Okay, Mano-san! - Yes...
- I think you'll hit it. - I don't think you'll hit it, though.
But...
- Kento and Delicatto! - Shock Wilson!
- Schweizernecker! - Dave Spector!
- His hair is like a cone! - Kento and Delicatto!
- Sankon-san! - Michael Douglas!
- Dave Spector! - Sankon-san!
- Kevin Kostner! - I think I'll eat a huge carrot!
- Schweizernecker! - Tom Cruise!
- Daniel Kahn! - Ben Johnson!
- I think I'll eat anything!
- Kibinko - Akebono - Chiharetsu Dekka - Kento Delicatto - Sankon
- The winner is Sankon! - Thank you, thank you!
- Oh, it's time for the broadcast. - Yes, it's time for the broadcast.
I think it's only been a week since I've been back to normal.
- Oh, is that so? - No, it's been really good.
I don't know why, but there have been a lot of special albums.
- Oh, really? - There have been a lot!
- Like what? - Yesterday, I was caught by Mutsugoron.
Mutsugoron is doing it again!
Why? I've told you so many times!
Don't be fooled by that old man!
I'm telling you to wake up!
Mutsugoron is doing it again!
I don't think there's anything wrong with Mutsugoron, though.
Oh, like being annoying?
No, I'm not a Mutsugoron fan.
- Are you an animal fan? - Of course not! I'm a Mutsugoron fan!
I don't think it's wrong for him to walk around like that.
When Mutsugoron walks around Shinjuku and says, "Oh, Mutsugoron!"
and says, "Come over here and give me a round of applause,"
I don't think there's anyone like that.
- But if it's an old man's show... - I don't think there's anyone like that!
If it's an old man's show, you really should wear Mutsugoron.
Wow, it's Mutsugoron!
I don't know about the world of TV.
I don't think it's wrong for you to do that.
Don't touch me!
I'm wearing a shirt today!
If you were wearing a suit like you normally do,
I wouldn't put my hand in your pocket and say, "What color do you want?"
I'm telling you, it's not here!
I won't wash it!
I'll buy it!
- What do you think? - I won't wash it!
- If you do it, I'll wash it! - I know, right?
- I won't wash it! - If you don't wash it, I won't wipe it!
I'm scared of women!
Are you wiping it? Do you want me to wipe it with a tissue?
What are you saying?
There's nothing you can do about it.
- Recently, you've been asking about Tommy a lot. - That's not true!
- It's just a conversation between us. - I don't want to talk about it.
- You're really something! - What?
- You're really something! - What do you mean?
You said it yourself!
There's this guy who's been doing this show with me since I was little.
She's human too.
But I didn't know she'd go out with him.
So in front of this guy, I'm fine.
But in front of this guy, I can't say anything!
No, I... Hama-chan, I...
This is my father!
Even if you're a girl, you're my father, right?
Even so, you definitely have a boyfriend!
- To be honest, I've had it a few times. - You're lying!
You're lying!
To be honest, I've had it a few times too!
Hama-chan, don't do that!
You're the only one who can't do it, right?
She said that to me.
When we got home, she called me and said, "Do something about it!"
No, I haven't done anything like that!
What?!
- This is the first time she's said that to me! - Of course she has!
- If you don't watch yourself... - I will watch myself!
No, it's true!
You shouldn't ask questions about other girls!
I get it!
I don't know!
It's common for you not to be able to see!
- What do you mean? - Something's in between your eyes!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm serious about this!
Sometimes I'm in the room and I'm like "isn't she here yet?" and I smoke a cigarette or something...
"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" or I hear a girl's voice on a desk.
Ah, she's in.
She's here!
Hey, really, really!
Ah, she's here!
"Then I'll go and..." "Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"
What a big appearance!
She's in!
But she's laughing, isn't she?
No, she's not laughing. She's not doing it.
Anyway, she's not laughing.
Then she's like 'stop it!' and I'm like 'what's wrong with you?!'
In last week's broadcast, Hama-chan called Mat- chan "dekopachi" 15 times.
15 times just for what was broadcasted.
If you include what wasn't broadcasted, I think it'll be more.
Hang in there, Mat-chan!
What's wrong with you?
Is it a lot?
No, it's an incredible number, if you think about it now.
So last week alone it was 15 times, right?
If you include what wasn't broadcasted, it's probably about 30.
30 times... how many times have you done this show?
It's 174!
30 times 174!
Even if you do it lightly...
It's an incredible number!
Don't say that. I understand.
But I'm not joking about this, but...
If you use it like this, when it's about 70 or 80...
It'll definitely have side effects.
Side effects?!
Like a high fever or something?!
Something will come up, you know?
Like you, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What should I do?
If you're like that...
Last week... the other day...
A friend of mine...
Which one?
Look at you, you're dressed like this.
Sorry, sorry.
Last week... the other day...
What?!
You...
You're always like that!
Last week... a friend of mine...
When I called Yoshimoto University...
To see if they could send someone...
Yeah?
Imada...
Imada Kouji and someone...
They said 600,000 yen.
Oh...
If it was Imada Kouji...
I thought it would be more expensive.
Is that what you mean?
Yeah.
You mean it's expensive?
It's cheap!
It's 600,000 yen!
And Imada isn't alone!
Even if you order potatoes...
It'll cost you 50,000 yen!
That's not what you do for a living!
Do you go to college?
Sometimes.
No, I don't go at all.
You know, my company...
I thought you'd say it yourself...
But you refuse, don't you?
That phone call.
Last year...
I got a lot of calls.
Yeah, right?
How many did you get?
What are we supposed to say?
No, I'll say it here...
I'll say the price and everything...
I called Yoshimoto...
And he said...
I saw you use it...
He said that...
So...
I'll say something like that.
Why are you telling me?
You can say it yourself.
No, no...
I'm just curious about you.
Well, I don't know about Japan...
200,000 yen?
Yes.
Call me for 200,000 yen!
Yes, sir!
I have another one...
What is it?
This morning...
Atsuko was doing a live-action version of you.
What kind of live-action version would you like to see?
There used to be one...
"Queen of Tomorrow"!
"Queen of Tomorrow", who did it? Is it Shouji Ishibashi who did it?
In live-action version...
Superman!
If a Japanese did Superman, it would be Shinichi Ishibashi, wouldn't it?
- Well, yes... - But there's no one else, right?
- No, it would be better if you did it in a more intense way... - Who did it? Konitan, did you say?
Ah! Konitan, that's good!
Konitan, that's good!
Who did "Genius Idiot"?
Our Yamada Anako did it!
- Idiot! - Idiot!
Idiot, you can do it, can't you?
Gertrude Hajime did it.
Our Kurano did it.
Eh?
A maidservant can't do it for a short period of time!
That's right...
- It's easy to get caught up in it... - No matter how you think about it, you can't do it!
No matter how you think about it, you can't do it...
There's nothing I can't do, you know...
- Is that so? - Yes...
Then I'll do it! What did you say?
You said you could do "Monsters Club"!
Monsters Club