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In the first episode of "The Kid's Service", Chiki Chiki beats the crash bar and hits it!
Today, we're going to beat the crash bar.
We've prepared two cars like this.
We're going to beat the bar, right?
I see, I see.
When one person attacks, the other person protects the bar.
It's quite flashy.
It's flashy.
On top of the bar, we're going to put one person from each team.
We're going to get on top of them and protect them.
I see.
Now, I'm going to introduce the brave warriors of both teams.
First up is this person!
The Hamachan team is this person!
Now, let's welcome the writer, Motoichi-kun!
You look like you were born an amateur.
You don't look like an amateur at all!
Now, let's welcome the Machan team!
Now, let's welcome this person!
The writer, Takashi-kun!
He's funny, isn't he?
He's kind of tacky, isn't he?
What do you mean?
He's as funny as Wada Akiko.
Is that how you make money?
It's up to me, you know.
I'm counting on you.
The writer is really scary, isn't he?
Why do you make that face?
Are you trying to say something funny?
No, I'm not!
I don't even have a head!
I see.
I'm out of breath.
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
You're supposed to ride up there!
That's right!
Well, you know...
You're in pretty good shape today.
Yes, he said it!
He said it!
Go!
Wait, wait, wait!
Leave it to me!
Do you believe me? I'll save your life!
Leave it to me!
Ready...
Wow!
Hahahahaha!
What are you doing!
Why are you spinning around!
Oh, this way, this way, this way!
Hahaha!
Ohohoho!
Hey, hey, you have to come this way!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Ohohoho!
Hahaha!
What are you doing!
Ohohoho!
Hey, stop it!
Ohohoho!
Hahahahaha!
Ohohoho!
Hahaha!
Ohohoho!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I knew it would be like this!
It's more fun to stand up.
Try standing up.
I'm really scared.
I'm shaking a lot!
Try standing up with a beam.
Will it be okay?
Ready...
You guys!
I'm scared!
Behind you! Behind you! Behind you!
Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
It would be funny if you beat me here.
Beat me already!
Back! Back! Back! Back!
Not yet! Not yet!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Wait!
Don't cry!
I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding!
Don't do that!
Get up!
Please, I'm begging you!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Leave me alone and goodbye!
Please, please, please!
Please, I'm begging you!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Well, you know...
- What? - Well, as far as love power is concerned...
- Yeah, yeah... - I don't put out much effort.
- Why? - Because you know, I've been pushing it for an hour on purpose.
- Huh? This one? - T-this floor.
- Oh, really? - So, you know, it's from twelve o'clock.
- Oh, you don't watch it much. - I don't watch it much.
- That's what you say. - Oh, I see...
- Well, you know, it's no use talking about such interesting things. - Oh, I see...
- You know... - What?
- No, no, I like you, you know. - Oh, you're crying when you see this.
- No, you're crying! - Yeah, yeah, you know...
- I have to say this. - What is it?
- I don't want to say it, but... - Yeah...
- People who watch TV... - Yeah...
- When they watch TV... - Yeah...
- They think it's real, you know? - Yeah, what do you mean?
- You know, we did it the other day...
- The hidden camera thing in the dressing room... - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...
- On a different show... - On a different show...
- Yeah, yeah... - When you watch it...
- Yeah... - You think it's real!
- No matter how you think about it, it's not real! - Yeah...
- Why do I have to make you suffer?
- You know, I don't like it.
- I'm going to come up with a remodeling plan.
- There are people whose lives are completely different from those on TV, you know?
- And I'm like that, you know?
- I'm pretending to be a little crazy in front of the TV, but...
- There are no people like me who are normal.
- No, no, I'm serious!
- No, I've come... I've come this far, haven't I?
- No, no, I'm serious about you!
- No, I'm really serious about you!
- So I'd like you to understand that side of me a little more.
- It was like that the other day, wasn't it?!
- Oh, I remember now! - What is it?!
- Fumio Hiroshi called me "idiot" on a national news program!
- I'm scared!
- Mom, I'm crying!
- Shut up!
- I'm really... Well, some of you may have noticed, but...
- "Idiot"?
- My IQ is pretty high.
- Really!
- But you know... - But you know...
- I thought it would be a loss if I said it.
- You know, in me...
- Some of you may have noticed me acting like an idiot.
- No, I... I...
- I've heard that my brain spins pretty fast.
- What are you talking about?!
- You know, including my staff...
- They're trying to make me look like that.
- "Hamada, you idiot!"
- What are you talking about?!
- You know... - What?!
- "Sportsmanship!"
- "No matter what you stab with, it doesn't work!"
- Of course it does! - What?!
- You're right about that! - No, no, no!
- It's like that when you watch "Idiot Special"!
- Yeah...
- They just make me do stuff like that, you know?!
- Of course they do!
- That's just how it is, you know?!
- I like you, but you're pretty good at it. - No, I'm not good at it.
- No, but you're getting better at it. I'm not good at it at all. - I'm not good at it, so I'm not good at it.
Can't you stand up?!
I've always been like this!
I can't get up!
Hey!
You're four people and you can't get up?!
- That's because the size of my ski shoes was weird too. - No!
- The size of my ski shoes was weird too! - It was weird and I always wanted to skate,
- but the staff would come and say, "Do you understand?" - What are you talking about?!
That's right! That's right!
If you say it like that, they'll treat you like Johnny's.
- That's why you couldn't stand up! - Well, you can tell from today's opening demo
that you're going like this in the car, you know?
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's that. - What is it?
- The one with the light handlebars. - Oh, I see.
- Oh, I see! - Oh, I see!
- That's me. - You remember that much?!
I can't even drive with one handlebar in one hand.
How do you know that?!
No! If you could do it, wouldn't you have done it with me?
- Until now. - So I ask you, "What are you good at skating?" - Yeah.
- And I'm like, "This, this, and this." - No, wait, wait, wait!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait! - Wait! You can't even get three of them!
- No, wait, wait, wait! - What is it?!
- No, wait, wait, wait! - You can say it! You can say about six of them!
- No, no, no! - Right?! You're going to skip all of them!
- What?! - You're going to skip what I'm good at!
- Everyone is doing what you're saying! - What did you say? What?!
- Um... Butterfly. - What?!
- You... Butterfly... Oh, you said it! - Jet skiing is not like that.
- What? - Jet skiing is not like that.
- Why? - What? - Why? - Are you a jet skiier? - What do you mean?
- Jet skiing is like... You know, you put a ski on a boat and do like this... - That's water skiing!
- Jet skiing is like, you climb up and do like this... - Right, right, right... - Anyone can do that, you idiot!
- You know, when I was a kid and said "Let's do water skiing", you said "No, I'm fine with it".
- What's wrong with you? - Well, I have bad memories about it... - But you've never done it before!
- Well, you know, it was during the K.O. era... - When did you... You're just a kid!
- So let's do it! Let's do what you're good at! - What? Do you want me to show my back? - No, it's fine, it's fine...
- Is it fine? - It's fine, it's fine... - Do you really want me to do it? - It's fine...
- You know, if I really start doing sports, it would be amazing... - My sports, let me tell you, is momiage... - What?
- But you know, you're really good at it... - What? What? - You know, I think...
- Shut up!
- The sun is shining brightly...
- I've been hit a few times in my legs...
- But you still think I'm bad at it...
- You know, I've been thinking about changing my way of thinking... - What? What?
- You know, dramas... - Yeah...
- If I appear in a drama and do a good role, it's still not very popular... - Why is that?!
- That's my... - Why is that?! - That's my... - I know!
- You're an old man!
- You know... - What is it?
- I've been thinking about it... - What is it?
- You know, I think... - Shut up!
- Shut up! - Shut up!
- I... - What?! What?!
What if I take it?!
What if I kiss you on set?!
No, I won't do that!
I know I'm the number one on the show!
I won't do it!
My past self!
But my future self is different!
- Is he really like that? - No, he really is like that.
That's just my image.
But, you know, I'm aiming for that kind of thing, you know.
I don't like it, so...
What's up with her? She's desperate for popularity, you know!
I didn't think of it like that, you know!
Oh, it's nothing like that! People who have appeared in dramas up until now all think like that!
Of course it is!
But those people don't really care about popularity, you know?
What do you mean, "don't care about popularity"?
Those people can only see you in a blank can, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
They don't really show up in front of people like you, you know.
They don't show up in front of you, you know.
If you ask them, "What position am I in right now?"
You know what I mean, don't you?
But, you know, if you say something like "I want to be swept away" in a magazine or something like that, you know...
You know...
You get eaten up by the higher-ups, you know.
I did it, you know!
I took a machine gun and ran away from an exploded building, you know!
I did it, you know!
I don't get it...
What?!
You...
You should change your physique!
You can't ride a car like that for the rest of your life!
But, you know, I couldn't do it, you know.
I see...
I don't do it, you know.
I see...
Right?
I don't know about that. That's your idea, isn't it?
If you say it like that, you know...
I really don't do it.
You don't do anything?
Concerts!
I don't do them.
If you say something like that...
If you say it like that...
No one said anything! You're the only one who said it!
I'm already... I'm already on top of the amp and going for a ballad!
I'll do it!
You're going for a ballad, but you're not coming!
No, no, no...
I'll jump, you bastard! I'll do it like this!
I'll do it, but... If I do it... If I do it, you'll see how amazing I am!
If you don't do it quickly... I can't do it!
If you do it together... You'll already be grabbing a woman's heart and becoming her type!
If you do that, I'm already... I'm no good!
What am I saying?!
I don't get it at all!
Describe "downtown hammered out" in five words.
Cute!
Cute! Cool!
It's stuck!
Cute! Cool! What is it? Kind!
It's formed like that.
What am I?!
What are you?
Weird!
Uncomfortable!
Stinky!
No, no, I'm serious!
I'm usually a fashionable talent...
You know, I've been doing surveys in magazines lately!
What... What is it with you?!
There are times when you want to dress like this, right?!
No?!
I wanted to dress like this just now!
Yoshida, can you talk?! Can you not talk?!
You can talk, right?!
The other day, at 3/26, when I was listening to the radio, Yoshida A-saku said...
Downtown has become a good place lately.
She said something bad about Makisei Riho and said, "Get out of my way!"
What do you two think about that?
Idiot!
What are you saying? Why do we have to listen to you?
I think it's a little dangerous for me to be popular, too.
What's dangerous? What's dangerous?!
Oh, oh, are you talking about Makisei Riho?
That's right.
Oh, oh, you're not talking about Yoshida A-saku?
Who are you talking about, Yoshida A-saku?
I'm talking about you, A-saku.
You know, when I say "downtown has become a good place lately," people say it a lot.
Downtown has become a good place lately.
Oh, you're wrong about that!
I really want you to stop saying that!
It's not "lately"!
I've been saying it for a long time!
You haven't been popular for a long time!
That's right!
I don't think Yoshida A-chan would say something like that.
Not at all.
Hmm...
It seems like he was saying that he'd take over Tokyo one day, from the skyscraper's windowsill.
Hurry up and take it from me!
You've been hiding a lot lately, haven't you?!
Well, I don't think so.
Hey, wait up!
These guys, you know, actors and musicians don't have strong connections, do they?
They don't, they don't.
We, you know, we have that thing where our seniors make us stand up for us, you know?
It's not like we have it even when we're talking, you know?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
You know, in "Telephone Shocking" too, the musicians and so on, like Mr. Tamori and so on,
they'd casually ask me questions, you know?
I don't know about that.
I really don't, you know?
I can't believe a four-year-old like Eizaku could disappear to downtown in his twelfth year!
Well, but...
He's a character, so it's fine, right?
Is that so?
So, in the end, I'm like that, huh?
Tamada-kun...
Let me introduce myself once in a while.
Last year, I took college entrance exams, so I wanted to study without watching TV,
but since I like TV, I couldn't stand living without it.
So I decided to just look at "Gaki no Tsukai" while studying.
And guess what?
What is it?
I successfully passed my first college entrance exam!
I've become more and more of a big fan of you two.
From now on, please continue to tell me your stories as the oasis of the students' hearts.
I love "Gaki no Tsukai"!
Ah, is that so? Thank you very much, really.
This kid's a little crazy.
Why?!
I think it's for your own good!
You know, somewhere...
I always gather my juniors and tell them this.
What?
You know, you guys...
Huh?!
You know, being a comedian really helps you out.
Yeah.
I...
When comedians die, everyone thinks they'll go to heaven.
Making people laugh is really...
Making people laugh is...
Right?
Well, yeah.
It's difficult.
Of course it is.
Because laughing is difficult,
if you do it, you'll fall.
Well, it was funny for me.
It was funny for me.
Ah, what should I do?
Sorry, I'll cut it out.
It was funny for me.
Pirapira
What is the "pirapira" attached to the handle?
Ah, you know, the one you do like this, you know?
You do it like this for a while and then you sit like this for a while.
This... you know?
What do you call it? I don't know the name.
That's probably... you know?
It acts like a "noren".
You call it "noren"?
It goes in like this and...
That's why, when you're recording...
*****
That happens sometimes, doesn't it?
No, it doesn't.
If it does, you lose.
If you lose, you lose, but...
You can't ****** shoot ****** with an NHK, you know?
Yeah, you're right.
Right?
At that time, because of that...
It softens, you know?
No, no...
If you shoot ****** with nothing, it's raw, you know?
No...
With that rotation, you won't ****** from the side, you know?
Why is that?
It will come off from here and fall like this, you know?
And at the moment it comes off, you're holding it like this, you know?
You're waiting for it...
Even if it comes off while you're doing something...
It will never come off.
I don't ****** like it's coming off, you know?
What are you talking about?
You're talking about ****** that comes off.
It's long, you know?
For example, you know?
If it comes off while you're doing something...
Of course, people who watch TV will withdraw, you know?
But because of that...
****** comes off and...
Are you still doing it?
Yeah, I'm still doing it.
It's cold, isn't it?
Yeah, but people don't really pay attention to it.
Even at the airport, if you're doing it, you have to be careful.
Yeah, everyone is like that.
Yeah!
Even at the airport, you can't do it at all.
You're already going out!
People look at you like that.
I remembered it at the airport.
Yeah?
You know, in the morning...
Yeah?
On the plane...
Yeah?
From Osaka to Tokyo...
Yeah?
Why can't you go to the airport directly?!
Everyone thinks like that.
Once you get off...
You have to get on the bus again!
Hey, we're getting on the bus, you know?!
Everyone thinks like that.
Yeah.
What's up with the bus and getting on it again?
Hey!
You're stupid!
From here, I will...
No, no, no.
That's weird.
Even if you say that...
Hey, I'll send you off today!
If you say that...
And if you get off about 200 meters away from your house...
It's annoying, you know?!
Just like that!
Just walk from here.
Yeah, we're almost there!
But here...