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In the first episode of "Kids' Sky", every month we have a combat fight!
Today, I have a teacher with me.
Everyone's physical condition...
Who is it?
Is it more valuable to have more answers?
Yes, simply.
How many points will both teams get?
Let me ask.
Today, Yamazaki-kun and...
- Captain. - Captain.
- What is it, Captain? - Captain, you see, Hokurou...
- He folds his neck like this... - I see!
- He can do anything! - I see!
- Hokurou's fortune tells... - Yes?
- He's a man of leadership. - Hokurou!
Hokurou is said to be like that!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow...
What is he saying? What is he saying?
Well, let's have the teacher give us permission!
This team, please come forward!
- Captain Koyushin... - Yes?
- You will make everyone's bodies... - I will make everyone's bodies...
- If Captain Arato Fuguri judges... - Yes?
- "Now, it's three times!" - I see.
- Yes. - So you're starting with me...
- No, no, no... - No, no, no...
- You're not the only one saying that! - No, no, no...
- So you can tell... - Yes.
- "Hey, this guy is sick." - Yes, you can tell.
- You can tell just by looking at it. - Oh, you can tell just by looking at it!
- Yes. - Yes.
- By the way, what do you think of our Masano-san? - Is he crazy?
- No, no...
- Shall we go first? - Shall we go first?
- Yes.
- Look at him, he's going to punch first!
- First, let's start with the neck. - Yes!
- It's a very good instruction for people with stiff necks. - That's good, I want to do it too.
- Let's start with the neck.
- First, you have two on your right. - You have two!
- You have two points now. - I have two points now?!
- This is one point. - One point! - Yes, one point for the left.
- His neck is three points. - This is three points, isn't it?! - Yes, three points for his neck.
- Next, let's go with his waist. - Should I? - Yes.
- Whoa, work hard on your punches! - I don't know how to punch, but...
- Yes, one point, right? - Ah, one point. - His neck is three points, and his waist is one point. Four points!
- Four points for Nakamura-san. - Four points for Nakamura-san!
- Four points for Yamazaki-san!
Oh!
Now there are three.
"Hoki-hoki-hoki" and "bits" have gone.
This is the third one.
Now there are "bits".
Now there are "bits"?!
In my ears, "boki-tsu-tsu" has gone.
Oh, really?!
Hamada, you're a little weird.
No, I'm not weird!
Now there are "bits".
"Bits" have gone?!
Hamada's ears are weird and my head is weird.
Great!
There are "hoki-hoki-hoki" and "bits".
Now there are "hoki-tsu-tsu" and "hoki-hoki-hoki".
Hey, what are you doing?!
You're a sober man!
Hey, you! Let me go! Let me go!
You're sober!
Okay, I'll go next.
Hey, you! You're a coward!
Hey, wait!
You're a coward!
You're the worst!
Now there are "bits".
"Bits" have gone?!
Ah, scary!
Now there are "hoki-hoki-hoki" and "hoki-tsu-tsu".
- OK! - There are six tires.
- Six tires? - Yes, six tires.
- Ah, but it feels good! - Doesn't it?
- That was two of them. - Two of them? - Yes.
- It's hot! - It looks bad. - It does. - The eyes look bad. - The eyes look bad. - I can see that.
- There were three of them now. - Three of them? - Yes, three of them. - Three of them. - Three of them? - Three of them. - They're pretty, pretty, pretty.
I don't know how many of them there are, but I don't know.
- There is only one. - Really?
- No, there is only one. - Really?
- If you correct it, you will get one. - Yes, I will get one.
- Don't give up! - It's too early for that.
- There are two or four. - I see.
- May I? - Yes.
- There are four now. - Four!
- There are four now. - Like this?
- Yes, there are eight now. - Eight!
- Please. - Thank you.
- This is a treasure, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- A treasure for leadership.
- It's a burnt tissue, isn't it?
- What do you mean? - There's a rumor that today's customers are pretty heavy.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes, that's right.
But you all seemed to be in a good mood.
What do you mean, "in a good mood"?
I mean, you know, normally...
you'd be like "oh, he's not like this, he's not like that", and you'd be like "oh, he's lame", and you'd be like...
Oh, you've got something on you.
What is it, what is it?
- What do you mean, "I've got something on me"? - Oh, you've got it, you've got it.
Oh, it's coming off!
- It's kind of shining! - What is that?!
What do you mean?!
- It's kind of... - Huh?
- I ate a bento box... - Yeah?
- I chewed gum... - Yeah?
- I ate chocolate... - Yeah?
You're like a kid!
You can't just eat sweets!
- I ate crispy umami... - What?!
- Oh, come on... - Um...
- Today, you know... - Yeah?
- You're just ignoring your work, aren't you? - Ignoring my work?
- You're just working all the time, you know... - Yeah...
It's no good, isn't it?
- Aren't you all taking a day or two off? - Yeah, we're taking a day or two off.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Well, it's been about two days now, hasn't it? - Then why do you get paid?
- Don't underestimate me!
- Yeah, and that salary is about the same as ours. - You're kidding me!
Hey! I'm gonna quit if you do that!
"I'm gonna quit"? What do you mean?
- You're the one who's like a rapper if you do that! - Huh?
- Get out of my way, you! - "I'm gonna quit", what are you talking about?
What? You think I can make you pay me the same salary as you?
- That's like... a way of paying me as a talent, you know? - What are you saying?
- It's no good... - It's not like that!
If you're taking a day off and working all day, you won't get paid for it!
- If you're taking a day off and working all day, you won't get paid for it! - Yeah...
- If you work for a month without a break and work with us for a day, you'll be paid for it, right? - Yeah...
- Well, that's a little tough... - You're really...
Wait! Wait a minute! You know what? No! I'm gonna kill you!
- It's early in the morning, but in the evening it's 5 or 6 o'clock. It's over, isn't it? - It's over, isn't it?
You said you'd finish at 10 o'clock today, didn't you? Well, it's over. It's a trial.
- Well, it's too late... - It's too late! It's too late!
- You said you'd finish at 10 o'clock, but you finish at 12 or 1 o'clock, didn't you? - That's right.
- We're early in the morning and we're late in the evening, too! - Stop it!
That's why it doesn't matter if you set a time or not!
- What are you saying, Yasushi-kun?! - That's why it doesn't matter if you set a time or not!
- I see...
- Oh, that's all? - That's right! - What are you talking about? - Well, now...
- Well, now... now... about 30 salarymen... - Yes.
- ...and about 24 or 25 men are working. - Yes.
- That's about it, isn't it? - How many times do you want that?
- No, I don't... I don't say that! - Then how many times do you want?!
- I'm sick of you and your evil heart! - Why?!
- I'm a rich man! - Wait! Wait!
- You... you're dirty! - No, I'm not!
- I don't need money! - No!
- If you make me laugh like this... - Wait! Wait!
- What's wrong with you?! - You... you...
- It took a manager like you a long time to get to this point! - I'm sick of you and your evil heart!
- You tell me and if you show up on stage I'll... - No, I'm not...
- You're sick of me and your evil heart! - No, I'm not!
- Well, I'm telling you like I always say... - Really! Really!
Basically, I'm like this in front of you guys, talking and you guys are smiling and looking at me...
That's all!
Also, if you only had a bowl of rice and a warm blanket, you wouldn't need anything else!
If you only had a warm book and a bowl of rice, you wouldn't need anything else!
That's why you don't need a lot of money. Celebrities get too much money, don't they?
No, we don't get too much.
For example, Yoshiko Mita, who always gets first place.
She's amazing!
What does she have?
How much does she make a week?
It's a little sad, isn't it?
Yoshiko Mita doesn't have enough money to make that much money.
That's just how she is.
Oh, I was just about to sing.
You know Yoshiko Mita, don't you?
What?
You know her, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Yoshiko Mita, that actress.
How much does she make a week?
She gets first place every year.
That's right.
I don't think she has that much money.
She doesn't even play the guitar.
No, it's true! Celebrities get too much money!
Is that so?
It's true!
I'm really a commoner's friend.
I hope I can be elected soon.
I want to rebuild Japan.
That's right.
Where do you want to go?
What?
Nothing.
Where do you want to go?
Do you want me to do business in Tokyo?
For now, you should move to Jiumi.
You're still a member of the Hyogo family.
That's right.
I drive a car here and there.
I want to build a house and make a lot of money.
I don't have any money here.
Let me go!
What do you want to do in Tokyo?
Huh? What are you doing?
Huh? The mic touched the jumper and it made noise.
What? What did you say?
The mic touched the jumper and it made noise.
Come up here!
What? What? What?
Huh? The mic touched the jumper and it made noise.
Where did you get that voice from?
You should speak more like a man.
Don't make me think you're Okamura!
You seem like you're going to New York.
You're just playing around.
No! No! Listen to me!
You're cool!
You're cool! What are you doing in New York?
Wait a minute!
I'm going to New York to make a dunk.
You're so cool!
What's with you?
Yes.
What's with you?
What is it?
What is it? You're just being selfish and not going.
No! No! No!
No!
Do you want me and the show to make it clear?
No!
You're a man!
You know that show called "If I Could See You in My Dreams"?
I'm going there to meet Nozawa Nago.
Nozawa is in New York and we all, Nichi-chan, Unnan and I,
were talking about going to New York for Nozawa.
In the end, you'll go, won't you?
Except you, right?
I won't go anymore.
Is there anyone like you?
What are you doing in Nozawa now?
Hello!
Look! A ship!
My dream of becoming a candidate is coming true!
I'm scared of you talking like a woman!
Look at me!
I'm a bad guy!
You're a bad guy!
What color is my blood?
Well, it's green, right?
That's enough!
What?
I hate going abroad!
Why?
I want to ask you the opposite! Why do you want to go abroad?
I mean, it's not like you're going there on an empty stomach.
You're not going there to do anything.
You're going there for free and for fun.
Besides, it's New York.
That's what I hate about you.
I'm going to ask you what you're thinking right now.
I'm going to ask you a question.
Golden's two-hour show "Where is Nozawa?"
Nozawa, Nozawa, Nozawa...
It's not funny.
No!
Well...
Who cares?
No, it's not like that!
It's fine!
No, I'm saying...
I'm going to stay here and go crazy!
I'm going to stay here and...
I'm going to have fun and make a joke!
Don't you think that's more positive?
I think everyone wants to see that!
No, it's not like that!
Idiot!
Ow, ow, ow!
Why does it hurt?
Why does it hurt like this?
Why does it hurt?
You're going to hit me, aren't you?
Listen to me for a second.
What is it?
Ucchan, Nanchan...
Yes.
And then, well, you too, right?
Yes, yes.
And then you too, right?
Yes.
Is there something wrong with your feet?
Is there something wrong with my feet?
Who are you?
Don't forget to laugh!
I told you!
Aren't you laughing?
You're Fujiyama Manager, right?
No, I'm not!
You can't drive like that!
Oh, you can?!
Of course you can!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, everyone's saying yes.
You look like you're going to say no!
Well, you know...
Idols are taking off their tee-bags and...
...tee-bags, right?
You know...
...you know...
...the number of people who are going to say no...
...is getting worse and worse, right?
If you say it like that...
...it will get worse, right?
So you look like you're going to say no.
Take him away!
No, no, no...
If you look like you're going to say no...
...it's getting worse.
I think it's aawesome.
You've got to take it that far.
I'm not going to show it anymore.
More than that, it's like a magazine.
It's really good.
Will it get better?
Probably...
Will the publicity code disappear?
The publicity code is going to get better and better.
In that sense...
It's easy for you to do that.
In that sense, yes.
But gradually it's not funny anymore.
That's right, but it's natural now.
- That's right. - Even in a five-member group of ten or thirty people...
...it's like we're doing...
...something like "fwaaah!"
- It's natural in that era. - "Fwaaah!"
- There's no value in it anymore. - There's no value in it anymore.
- There's no "birobiro girls" anymore. - That's right.
You're "birobiro"!
Fwaaah!
- It was like that in the fall and autumn of this year. - Wow!
That's amazing!
- If you did "fwaaah!" like that with a man and woman... - If you did it without dancing...
Fwaaah!
I'm sorry!
Fwaaah!
Mr. Sazae went to school, but for some reason he was called out of the principal's office and expelled.
Now, why is that?
Singing time, right?
Singing time!
Go ahead!
Answer!
Because you're wearing a perm!
What are you doing? Are you drinking horse?
Don't drink horse!
By happy...hoppy-san wrote.
Is Dandan-san a star?
When you say it like that, it's strangely pleasant.
Teach me the five rules for becoming a star!
What do you mean, "teach me"?
Right?
Are there any five rules?
Umm...
What are you doing?
Are there any five rules?
Umm...
There aren't any, right?
The one where you wear a mask and eat food...
That's true.
The one where you're late doesn't sell, right?
It didn't sell.
What are you talking about?
When you go eat with someone you like, you're always eating.
I won't say your name, but you're not selling at all!
When you go eat with someone you like, you're late!
I eat a lot like that!
I'm already done eating like this, but my entire part has changed twice!
I'm still doing this in Osaka, but it still doesn't sell!
Umm...
Can I say something?
Umm...
The time...
It's a rule, right?
If it's not a rule, it won't sell.
That's what I think.
This is the current situation...
The one you mentioned earlier...
The one where you eat with someone you like and you're late...
You're fast!
That's right!
He's an idiot! He's an hour late!
In this world, people say that time is important and human relations are important, but that's a lie!
No, it's not like that...
It's fine to be sloppy!
No, no, no...
Why not?
I might not be able to keep up with time, but there's a limit!
Yes, there is a limit...
No, no, no...
I'm telling you first!
Why not?
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter if you're late!
It doesn't matter...
Right?
Right, sir?
There's a limit!
There is!
It's true!
It's true...
Well, I guess that's how it is...
I have something special for you...
On April 1st...
On April 1st, Thursday...
From 7pm to 9pm for two hours...
I'll be broadcasting "Downtown's Man-in-the- Hole...
...4"!
Please watch it!
It seems like Akko-chan is still angry...
It's a bad game, right?
It's a bad game...
It can't be helped! He lost!
He lost!
Those of you who watched Akko's game will know...
In the punishment game...
He lost and got angry...
And then he got angry and said...
Look at the camera and remember what you said!
No, you lost on your own!
Even if it's my fault...
You're scary, aren't you?
You're scary!
Don't come!
Ouch!
Go away!
Take this!
Take it!
You're... Irene Michelin!