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Why?
What's that?
Good evening.
I'm Ara Hensen, a painter.
Today, we're going to start with...
That's not it!
Today is amazing!
Oh, is it?
The title is very long!
Long?
Yes!
Three and a Half Years of History's Summary.
Total Summary.
Complete Preservation Edition.
Painter of Painters.
Confrontation and Punishment Game.
Total Summary.
Golden Summary.
Until now, we've played confrontations and punishments.
Yes.
Today, we're going to watch all of them.
Oh.
Like this.
Oh, my turn is late.
Yes, but...
"Golden Summary" was amazing.
Yes!
No way!
Which one was it?
What?
People who watch TV know.
Kageoka.
Huh?
Kageoka.
What is it?
Which one did you win?
Let me say it first.
Red won.
You know, I'm white.
Yes.
If I lose...
Yes.
Behind that "zoom in" morning, like this...
It's kind of chaotic.
I don't think it's wrong.
You know...
It's a little different song, but...
Garara Nyororo Ga.
"Zoom in" morning and "Garara Nyororo Ga."
It's "Zoom in" morning, isn't it?
"Zoom in" morning, isn't it?
Good morning! It's Wednesday, January 17th.
"Zoom in" morning, isn't it?
According to the information we got this morning...
...there were 146 people who went out at 5 a.m.
And 154 people were injured.
It seems like strange people are coming in the morning.
It seems like they're going to use freeze-dried firewood and try to fly normally.
It seems like they're going to be able to fly.
However, it's slippery in the shade...
...so I'd like you all to be careful.
Well then, Nippon Network...
...towards your smile this morning...
"Zoom in"!
I'm quick-witted...
...and no matter what you say, I can reply with "s".
"Zoom in"...
...thin...
...watermelon...
...crow...
...sushi...
...shiwasu...
...you said it, didn't you?
The "shiwasu" I said earlier is the "shiwasu" of the year before.
It doesn't matter!
Just lose! Lose!
Lose!
That's enough!
No way!
Wait a minute!
Don't eat it!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Shut up!
Ouch, ouch, ouch! I'll hit you!
That's good!
You're cool now.
I'll promote you.
Thank you very much.
Let's go this way.
At 1:40 p.m. on Tuesday,
let's watch "Dandan's Childhood Friend Arahen".
Tuesday night at 1 o'clock and 40 minutes, watch it on Downtown's Gaki no Tsukai Arahende!
Watch it on Downtown's Gaki no Tsukai!
Gaki no Tsukai
So, I say, "Ready, set, go!"
Now, 3,500 rpm. 3,500 rpm.
Ready, set, go!
3,500 rpm.
Oh, I'm fine. I waved my hand.
I can't express it in words.
Thank you very much.
I'm fine.
Please come again.
I'm quite impressed.
Thank you very much.
Well...
As I thought, your punishment game is...
men's swimming, isn't it?
Oh, is it men's swimming?
It's men's swimming, isn't it?
Well...
I was a little slow and had tears in my eyes.
You're right, but...
you know...
you can throw one skydiving and eat it forever, can't you?
Hey, wait!
What's with skydiving?
Hey, wait!
What's with skydiving?
Wait!
I can't do it anymore.
But...
you know...
I've been playing men's swimming games all the time.
Hey, you...
You've only played it once, haven't you?
Recently, I've been...
paying special attention to it.
Hey!
Hey, did you guys see that?
I'm not going anywhere!
[The next day...]
Is it 3-3?
Yes.
You know, when you open it, you'll see the real thing inside.
I'm sure of it!
You go home.
I'm fine. I'm just doing it now.
Who did this to you when you first put on your make-up?
Welcome!
Yes!
Welcome!
No way!
I love Dr. Kledeker!
Oh, sorry!
Appearance!
Let's start the match!
Go! Go! Go!
He threw the first ball!
He threw the second ball!
It's a ball!
He passed it back and it's a game set!
In this cold night, such brave men came!
Look over there!
They're just fools!
Look at that rough wave!
From now on, you guys will push forward towards that rough wave!
Go!
- I'm sorry! - Go!
- It hurts, right? - My body hurts, right?
It hurts, right?! It makes me feel dizzy, right?!
Take my feet off!
- I'm sorry! - Go!
Take it! Take it! Take it! What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
Take it! Take it!
I can't do it anymore! I'm sorry!
I want to wait for you.
With a name written in the sky,
where will the waves go?
Before it's too late,
leave love as it is.
Katana, farewell!
Don't lose to Hamada!
Now, it's time for the match.
30 minutes is a long time.
First, pass the ball carefully.
New York City.
Ikehama.
Out!
New York City.
Thank you very much.
Have a good day.
Oh, my God!
Wow! Forty meters!
This is the scariest thing I've ever ridden!
It's really, really scary!
There are 42 NHK Singers' Choirs here.
Yes.
We're looking for "zura".
I think "shiro" is more popular.
I think "aka" is more popular.
My head is being held down.
Pee
Great voice. "Pee"
I'm Hayami-u's American Kids.
Nice to meet you.
It's still a play.
(The next day)
Hello everyone!
I'm Hamada-niisan who wears a silk!
Today, I will introduce you to my friend,
who is a horse of fire and a female horse of fire,
Hii-chan!
Hii-chan, please!
Pull and get out!
Pull! Pull!
Stop it!
Hii-chan!
Say hello! Say hello!
What?!
Let me introduce you to my friend.
Yes!
Let me know!
Yes!
Excuse me!
Please!
Hii-chan, it's your friend!
Yes!
Say hello! Say hello!
Hii-chan, say hello!
Yes!
Look!
What is it? I can't see it.
I can't see it at all!
What is it? What is that attitude?
I can't see it!
I'll kill you!
I don't know you hit me like that!
Please forgive me!
I'm sorry!
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Well, master, really, that's...
By the way...
In 1989, the 40th time...
When Esco-san and Tetsuya-san were hosting...
With this...
You...
For the first time...
Became like this and...
Well, I guess I'm white in that aspect.
You're white?
Yes.
You're white?
Am I... Am I...
an idiot?
Am I stupid?
Am I... Am I...
That's quite long! That's quite long!
Am I stupid?
Am I an idiot?
This is my first job this year!
I'm on it!
J-o-a-x-t-v, Channel Four.
This is Japanese TV.
After this is Hayami's "American Kids"!
Watch it!
Hayami's "American Kids"!
Am I... Am I...
an idiot?
Am I stupid?
Hello.
I'm glad you invited me to join Yoshimoto.
Thank you.
Will you do it again this year?
I'll do it again.
I'm sure you're looking forward to it.
Yes, I'd like to do it.
Well, this funny confrontation penalty game is not only for us, but also for other entertainers.
It's called "Dunton's Otokomaiya 4".
It will be broadcast from 7 p.m. on April 1st to 2 p.m.
It's "4" again this time.
Various entertainers have appeared again and again.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's a penalty game where entertainers compete against each other and decide who wins and who loses.
Guests are very luxurious.
Unfortunately, it's getting more and more luxurious every time.
Yes, it is.
It's amazing even for entertainers alone.
Because...
Buggy Siro...