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Yeah!
Episode 4 has started, hasn't it?
It has, hasn't it? We've been doing it since the second episode, hasn't it?
Today, Ryu-chan, as a guest, will be appearing for the first time in "Coordinate"
As a guest of "Coordinate"
The radio station is also here, isn't it?
Let's call them in right away!
Come in!
I wanted to come out once!
Gekidou! Gekidou!
Come in!
I'm in! I'm in! OK!
Today, Ryu-chan's "Coordinate" college student
Oh, it's you!
Ryu-chan!
When you say "Ryu-chan", you mean me, right?
It's you!
Does "Coordinate" college student do anything?
That's right!
I haven't heard of it!
From now on, the "Dacho" team and "Dantan" team will join
Ryu-chan can stay here, right?
Ryu-chan can stay here
Then, where will you stay? In the middle of the school?
These two and these two will go shopping now
I see!
Something that suits Ryu-chan!
Yes!
How many years have we been hanging out with Ryu- chan?
We won this match, didn't we?
We won!
In that sense, I see!
I even know the back of your butt!
No, but we'd rather follow "Dantan" than you two!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
"Dacho" team"
It's you!
Watch out! Hey!
Watch out!
Get out of my way!
You're dangerous!
Watch out!
Are you okay?
You're falling apart!
Watch out!
Want me to open it?
Yeah.
It's a bag from SASA team.
I don't know what's in it.
You bought it in this place?
You're not nice!
What do you think of Kansai comedian?
I like him.
Which one do you like?
Kansai comedian and Kanto comedian.
Kansai comedian is good.
Hey!
I won't buy it!
They don't sell slippers like this.
Are they KyoKyo slippers?
They are KyoKyo slippers.
They are Yanya Yanya's pirates.
Really?
I didn't ask you!
Look! The Kanto people are excited!
See?
Mr. Nazo.
Yes, yes.
You guys are dressed up nicely.
Why?
You guys are dressed up nicely.
Show me your faces.
Oh, you guys are dressed up nicely.
OK.
Put your hair somewhere.
It's different from my image.
But it's OK.
Put it here.
Mr. Aderaka.
Yes?
You bought a necktie and a pin, didn't you?
A necktie and a pin?
Yes, yes, yes.
OK.
It's my first time doing this with a guest.
It's funny.
These shoes slip.
What?
First of all,
what is the coordination of these two teams?
Let me ask you one thing.
If you say the theme...
What is it?
Don't say the theme.
This time, we, as Kanto comedians,
are dressed up nicely.
You guys don't have a theme!
So, what is the theme?
Dressed up nicely.
First of all,
between
Densaku,
Kimoto-chan,
and Kimoto-chan's team,
Ryu-chan has appeared!
Here she is!
Yay!
Ah! This is perfect for a little party!
Moreover, in this fashion...
It feels good!
If you stimulate it a little, you can make a voice.
Ah! Let me make a voice.
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
A scream of joy!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Ah!
Click, click, click!
But this makes your face stand out.
I see.
In fashion, it's not this face.
Don't take off your make-up.
It's a rose sandwich.
I see.
Your coordination is like this.
Now, let's move on...
I'm sorry.
...to your downtown coordination.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
By the way, isn't this a round neck?
No, it's not.
It's raised up.
Yes.
Whatever you wear, it's blue.
Now, our coordination is over.
Masumoto-san, what's the theme?
In the shopping district, we put a bag of Sasazuka middle school students.
That's where it started.
In the end, the theme is "bicycle crossing".
Especially in the countryside...
You often see it, don't you?
Bicycle crossing of new students.
It's simple, isn't it?
Simple.
Now, let's see your downtown coordination.
Yu-chan! Here you go!
I can't take off my make-up!
Huh?
Everyone...
Oh, you're wearing a jersey!
You're wearing a jersey and a helmet!
Helmet! Helmet!
Oh, it's a helmet!
Even your shoes!
What's with you?!
You've said too many good things!
This is why it's so late for him to go home.
Even you often shower with all kinds of songs, don't you?!
Right?!
Almost everything.
Actually, I was going to drop this and go home, but...
When I saw this, I thought I should just leave it like this and go home.
You should go home!
I don't know about this.
You don't know?!
Let's listen to it!
You're late for school!
Get out of the way!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
- Let's have a good time today. - That's right.
- Let's have a good time today. - What happened recently?
- You went skiing, didn't you? - Yes, we did.
- Yes. - You two go together.
- Sometimes you two go together. - Sometimes you two go together.
What's wrong with you?
- That was cool. - What?
- From above. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Look down. - Look down!
- Look up at the one-legged pool. - Like this?
I wonder why I can do sports. It's strange.
- I gave you two points, but you're annoying. - That's not good.
Are you all having fun?
- There were a lot of... - What? - Lifts?
It was the first time for me since I was born.
- Yes, it was the first time for me. - Really?
- I really wanted to go skiing. - It was like that, wasn't it?
- We went up and down the lift. - We went up and down...
- We went up and down...
- We did it all over again. - That's a lot of lifts.
I don't know. We were pigs, you know.
I'm so mad!
The guy who comes with a woman wears something like this and...
Matchan! Work is hard, isn't it?
The woman is also mad.
The woman is also mad, isn't she?
I mean, everyone is fooled by that look.
Fooled?
I mean, everyone is fooled by that look.
Yes, yes.
I mean, everyone is fooled by that look.
I'm sorry. I didn't want you to know.
You know, when I saw you, I thought you couldn't do it.
Are you serious?
No, no, I'm serious.
No...
When you see me, you can tell what I'm like.
No, you can't.
Yeah, I wasn't feeling well.
Don't say that.
I told you before I stayed over.
The day before, I drank a lot of bourbon.
You're lying!
You want to drink oolong tea, don't you?!
You know, you had a fight with a black man.
Where was it?!
Do you remember?
Where was it?!
It was just a table tennis match.
I don't remember drinking alcohol.
I remember it.
You had a fight with a black man.
I had a fight with a black man.
You were in that hotel room.
I had a fight with a black man.
And what did you do?
We played a trumpet joint.
Did you think you could play a trumpet better than skiing?
I don't remember much after that.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
But it's nice to go skiing once in a while.
Everyone's been there.
It's just that we've been there for the first time.
But it's nice.
Skiing.
Yeah.
You can't do sports either!
Don't do it with me!
You can't do anything.
Don't do it with you!
No, I can do anything.
What can you do?
- What do you mean? - What have you done so far?
- I've done most of it. - You can't do it!
Well, as a comedian on TV, I can't help it even if I do such a good job.
No, no, you're wrong. You're doing your best.
- You usually do your best. - You know, when you guys were going out, I thought you were sleeping in the room.
You're not sleeping?
- I was sleeping. - You were sleeping.
You guys checked all the prices and left the hotel.
Did you see what was next to the ski resort?
- What? - There it is.
- There are many liars in my school. - Yes.
At first, they said I was in a theater troupe, so everyone believed me.
- But recently, I think it's "Ishiki Sae". - Yes, yes, yes.
- They said I was in "Ishiki Sae" and that I was dating "Smup"'s Mori. - That's amazing.
- There are many liars, aren't there? - Why does he lie like that?
- Who is "Smup"'s Mori? - I don't know.
- Women lie a lot. - I see.
- I've been told a lot of things. - Like what?
I'm dating a middle school student who lives in Yokohama.
- Is that a lie? - Why is he dating a middle school student who lives in Yokohama?
I've been to Yokohama's middle school.
- What? - What is it?
- I'm hungry. - I don't know what "a middle school student who lives in Yokohama" means.
- I see. - There are many people who say "I'm dating a middle school student who lives in Yokohama".
I'm angry.
From the beginning of the fan letter.
- Why did you do it? - I can't believe it anymore!
What?!
- I know, I know. That's what you said at first. - Stop it!
- That's because you're so full of yourself. - That's what you call it, isn't it?
- I don't know what it is. - You want people to think you're lying, don't you?
Because you had sex with me, you can't boast about anything.
- No, that's because you... - No, you're just trying to win people over.
Hey, don't say "hey"!
"Hey" just now was a little annoying.
If you're a second-class actor like me, you can't boast about anything.
Even if you had sex with me, you can't boast about anything.
- You can't say that in school. - No, it has nothing to do with what you think.
Because even if you had sex with me, you can't boast about anything.
I don't have sex with anyone.
- Even if you had sex with me, you can't boast about anything. - No, I don't have sex with anyone!
That's why you can't boast about anything! You can't boast about anything!
It's just a coincidence!
- You can't boast about anything like that! - Oh, really?
- You're stupid. - I'm stupid.
What is that red and white and blue thing that you often see in bookstores?
- Like this. - I see.
You don't know why white and red have to be blue, do you?
- That's right. - If you want to attract people's attention, you should use yellow or green.
But you use white, red and blue.
- That's right. - Right?
This is...
I'll tell you, but...
I'll cut white, red and blue into pieces that you can spin around in circles.
What are you talking about?
It has nothing to do with it!
You know, red, blue and black can be cut into pieces that you can spin around in circles.
Where is black?
It's weird, isn't it?
Why is it weird?
Isn't it weird that black came in from this color in the first place?
Isn't it weird that black came in from the beginning?
Women say that white, red and blue can't be cut into pieces.
What's wrong with it?
You say it first. If you say it first, I don't know.
If you say it first, I don't know.
You say it first and I don't know.
An amateur…
Who says it first!
An amateur…
An amateur!
An amateur, an amateur, an amateur…
An amateur who has no license…
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It doesn't open!
Wait a second!
It doesn't open!
Where is it in?
It's red!
Yes, I know it now.
It's red for an amateur!
Blue!
Blue! Blue!
Blue vegetables!
That's right.
Oh, it's over?
I have a question about human faces.
It's normal for parents and children to have similar faces, but sometimes couples have similar faces.
Why is that?
It's really like that, isn't it?
It's really like that...
But it's not like we're together for a long time, so we don't have similar faces, right?
If you say that, you and I...
It's been many years!
You and I...
How many years has it been for him?
More than 20 years, right?
That's right.
Speaking of 20 years, it's like a silver marriage.
What?!
It's like a comedy silver marriage.
It's a bad title!
No, really...
In that sense...
It's not like us, right?
So, in the end, it's all about the environment.
Oh, is that so?
So, in the end, it's all about the environment.
So we live in the same house and eat the same things.
Is that so?
Of course it is!
That's why we all have similar families.
When I used to live with my family, we all had similar families.
Now that I live alone, I eat my own food.
Now that I eat my own food, I eat my own food.
That's why my face has changed.
Is that so?
Yes.
Even if you say that...
No, I used to have a different face.
What kind of face did you have?
In the past, when I lived alone...
That's not it.
When I moved out of my one-room apartment.
I haven't been there since last year.
I haven't been there.
What are you talking about?
People like impersonations.
Why does everyone say "Good evening, I'm Mori Shinichi" when impersonating Mori Shinichi?
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
What she's saying is "Good evening".
Well, it doesn't have to be "good evening" in a simple sense.
"Good morning, I'm Mori Shinichi".
No, it's not like that.
That's what she's saying.
Why?
Why "good evening"?
Isn't it easy to impersonate?
Well, if you say that, it's mostly "good evening", isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
"Good evening" is only used when impersonating Mori Shinichi, isn't it?
That's right.
"Good evening, I'm Mori Shinichi".
That's impossible.
I've never heard of "good evening, I'm Mori Shinichi".
I'll never say it.
That's right.
Why is "good evening" only used when impersonating Mori Shinichi?
I wonder who came up with it.
"Good evening, I'm Mori Shinichi".
That's what everyone says.
You know, I don't think there's anything special about comedy.
I see.
I don't want you to do it.
I see.
You have to do it properly.
How do you say it?
You can't use anything other than this person.
That's right.
So, you know, even when I'm talking in my childhood,
you know, in magazines and posts,
I say what I said.
Playboy, come and see my story.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I was wondering if you'd read it.
No way!
If you read it, I'll give you 5,000 yen if you read it.
Even if you say that, you're a youngster, too!
You say it! You say it, too!
I only steal other people's stories!
Do you want to go back in time?
Go back in time and see!
If you met in a dream.
If you met in a dream, you had it.
What do you want me to say?
That's Hiro's story.
I didn't steal it.
You've said it so many times!
Think about it for a second.
Think about what?
For example, I went into your house and...
Let's say you had a vase.
This is a fairly expensive vase.
What would you say if you saw me take it?
What would you say?
Huh?
You'd say, "Thief!"
Thief?
Is that what you're thinking?
Otherwise, would you fall for it?
No, no, that's not what I'm saying.
Thief!
You'd say that, wouldn't you?
Huh?
So I went into your house and...
took the grass in front of you.
Would you say "thief?"
I would.
Would you say it?
I would.
You would, wouldn't you?
I would.
You'd say it, wouldn't you?
I would!
I've never really taken anything!
I've never really...
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Yay! Yay! Yay! You're my gang, aren't you?!
Yamabaki!
That's a joint production, you know.
No, it's not like that! He's an idiot, isn't he?
Yeah, he is.
I've seen him do something before we did it, but...
He did it once and knew it!
No, I was looking at the reactions around me.
Yeah!
So, when he was doing "yay, yay, yay!", he was always looking at my face.
I see.
And I was looking at him like this.
Yeah.
But in my heart, I was like...