AISubs v3.5
Ladies and gentlemen...
- Today you look like Man Taishi, don't you? - Yes, I do look like Man Taishi.
- Today, you know... - Yes?
- Today morning... - 5...29 minutes ago...
- You were playing a punishment game, weren't you? - Yes, I was.
- Of course! Of course Kouhaku would win! - Yes, yes, yes...
- That's what I thought! - Yes, yes, yes...
- In fact, I was watching Kouhaku too! - I was watching you too! Why this year?!
- You were watching me, weren't you?! - Yes, yes, yes...
- What? - You came out of the wild bird's world... - Yes, yes, yes...
- And you gave me a card... - Yes, yes, yes...
- I was watching you! - Yes, yes, yes...
- Here you go! - It's all white!
- What is this?! - I was watching you!
- And you showed it to the audience, didn't you? - Yes...
- And everyone gave you a red and white card... - Yes, yes...
- And you looked like you had a lot of red in you... - Is that so?!
- I was jealous of you in the wild bird's world! - Is that so?!
- Even though you gave me a card! - Yes, yes, yes...
- I still have the feeling that I haven't lost... - Yes, yes, yes...
- But I can't help it! I'll let you go... - Yes, yes...
- So, what is it? First of all, after watching the video, I'm going to... - Yes, yes...
- Are you brainwashed?! - Brainwashed? You're the one who's brainwashed!
- Please turn around for a moment...
- Excuse me, is there anyone here who actually saw you this morning?
- You guys are idiots!
- Alright, here's your penalty game...
Is it me? Is it me? Am I stupid? Am I an idiot?
It's my first TV show job this year!
I'm on it!
J-O-X-T-V's fourth channel!
This is Japanese TV!
After this is Hayao Miyu's "American Kiss"!
Watch it!
I am...
Hi, everybody!
I didn't lose to Hamada.
Kobayashi Sachiko lost to luck.
If you had looked over there...
I wouldn't have looked like that!
It's true!
It's true! Kobayashi Sachiko did it!
I lost!
If you had looked over there...
I would have looked very different!
It's true!
If I say this now...
Matsumoto, you again?
You're unexpectedly lucky!
You might say that...
Pachinko!
You know...
Fuka was playing pachinko.
What happened?
Fuka was playing pachinko.
You might have seen his nails.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
What is this?
There is a hole here.
Is this what Yamaoka said?
Yes.
Yamaoka's diary.
I don't have enough information to go to the orphanage.
I wrote it down and wrote it down.
Everyone, please come out and make a reservation.
Yamaoka's diary.
Wow, it's open.
Yamaoka's diary.
Do you want me to open it for you?
If you come up to the first floor, you won't be able to open it.
Are you stupid?
Are you kidding me? Are you going to sleep for this long?
I'm up, though.
Hello?
♪ Da-ra-ra-raaaannn ♪
♪ Da-ra-ra-raaaann ♪
♪ Da-ra-ra-raaaannn ♪
Nice song, isn't it?
Don't kill me.
Will you kill me?!
Look, look...
A pigeon will shoot a bean rifle...
So say "Bwaah"!
Say "bwaah"!
Bwaah!
Do you like it?
You'll see what I can do!
It's twenty-nine seconds, right?
Yes.
What's fifteen seconds?
It's J-o-a-x...
I'll give you fifteen seconds.
I'm sorry.
Do you mind?
(Bell)
Am I...
Stupid?
Or stupid?
This is my first job this year.
I'm enjoying it!
After this is Hayami's "American Kids"!
Watch it!
Am I...
Am I... Am I...
Am I stupid?
Am I an idiot?
Hello.
I'm glad you asked me to join Yoshimo.
That's all.
Give me your hand.
No, no, no.
You were on fire!
You know...
You called me after it was over, didn't you?
You didn't say a word.
You were on fire!
Don't you know?
It was a live show.
You were on fire.
You liked the song.
You called me after it was over, didn't you?
You didn't say a word.
You must have made a mistake.
No, no, no.
You didn't say a word.
You called me about 20 times.
Did I?
Ha-ha.
What?
What do you mean "ha-ha"?
What?
I'm scared!
Stop it!
You're making it worse!
Stop it!
But you know...
I wanted you to be my friend.
What are you talking about?
You're making it worse!
What?
I didn't say anything.
You scared me.
Are you stupid?
You were awake either way!
Are you stupid? Were you wearing it in the opposite position?
If I was asleep, that's fine, but if you were awake...
If you weren't awake, you shouldn't be wearing it.
So it can't be a punishment game.
Wait a minute. Did you watch TV?
No, I did.
You were awake and you watched it, and you were still awake after you watched it, right?
I'm telling you, it's not worth it! Come here, you ******* comedian!
It's not worth it at all!
What are you doing?
I'm not going to gamble anymore.
Shut up!
I didn't do anything wrong! Why can't you let me gamble?
I'm going to sue you all!
I'm going to win for sure!
You're going to win?
I'm betting that I can win two million yen.
You're crazy!
You know, like rugby before...
Rugby wasn't my fault either.
Why do you keep saying "toro toro toro toro"
You've got to be kidding me!
Wait, wait, wait...
Rugby and all...
My mouth always stinks!
Who says my mouth stinks?!
My mouth always turns sour!
I'm really good at it!
I'm really good at sports, but...
No matter what happens today...
Even if I'm in the hospital for a week or two...
There's always time for me to rest.
If that's the case, even in rugby...
I have amazing power!
You can do it!
What are you doing?
Tennan and Buakirakirakira...
You've never played before, have you?
I'll do it!
This time, I'll really...
First of all, I'll definitely win.
No, it was fun!
Well, it might be fun for you guys...
But it's past four o'clock...
I feel like I'm going to get kicked out of the house.
Really?
You can't even pick me up?
What are you going to do if you don't go?
Because...
When I leave the house...
I can't turn it like this...
I can't do it anymore!
I can't sleep anymore!
I can't sleep anymore...
No, really...
I don't like it anymore...
That's good, that's good...
You said something good...
Well, that's good...
This year has also started like this...
I'm glad...
But you've rested a lot this year, haven't you?
I've rested for three days...
No, I've rested for two days...
You've rested a lot, haven't you?
That's right...
I bought kotatsu. I was so tired of staying at home.
I see... That's good.
So, where are you going to study at Kazunoko High?
Where are you going?
I've never been here before!
Don't chase me! I'm trying to talk to you!
This is the first time!
Really!
And you're sitting like this!
Can't you stop?
I know you're okay!
It's not a cause and effect quiz.
No, well, probably...
Ah, you know...
You looked like this, so...
Your blood is leaking.
It's started!
Don't get carried away! Don't get carried away!
By the way, when you were walking down the aisle, you were like...
Liar!
You had a miserable face when you turned around.
It's miserable! It's miserable!
But I'm a little relieved.
That's right! That's right!
I'm happy for you!
You were late for your date, weren't you?
I was late.
And you told your boyfriend, didn't you?
I told my boyfriend.
What are you going to do? It's fine.
Your boyfriend is...
It's okay.
Even if you say that, it's about me.
It's okay.
I said it's okay!
It's not like that!
I told my boyfriend.
It's okay! It's okay!
I said it out loud.
But my boyfriend was a little...
Come to think of it...
It's not about you.
But you came here with justice, so I thought you might be like me.
That's right!
It's not about you!
Somehow...
Come back!
I was just talking about you!
Come back!
Congratulations!
I'm glad.
Don't tell everyone.
I know everything.
Don't tell everyone.
I'm glad.
But I'm glad you brought it.
I'm relieved.
It's rare, really.
Well, it can't be helped.
Right?
I'm glad.
What did you talk about?
That you bought Kotatsu.
When I talk about Kotatsu again,
I wonder if there are people who stand up.
I wonder if there are.
I bought Kotatsu.
I bought rice.
Did you do it?
Yes.
Again?!
You're stupid. Everyone here is a star!
Not yet.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
No, you really did a good job.
You're kind of weird, too!
Why do you have such a big face?
You're lying down!
You're a star!
You're a superstar!
You're amazing. You're amazing.
Is it him?
You seem to have gone somewhere before.
No, this time I just took my parents with me.
You just took them with you?
What? What?
I just took my parents with me for a little while.
You just took them with you?
It's the first and last time.
You and your aunt and my dad and my brother and my sister?
Wow! Your sister went, too!
And me and Yuji and Yomihan and Gaki and Yomihan's dad and mom.
I went last year, too.
I was on Oryx's "Star" picture.
I went with that couple and their parents and sister.
It's like a circus!
That's amazing!
It was tough.
Where did you go?
I went to Gum.
I went to Hawaii last year and went to Gum.
It wasn't fun at all.
Why?
Nothing.
I've never been to Gum.
Only celebrities like Mitchan.
Mitchan came with his wife and kids.
I was a big fan of him.
When I went to the duty-free shop or the store,
I was asked what I was doing and I said "I'll take a picture of you, so shut up!"
It was like that for a long time.
I was sleeping and eating.
A woman was in front of me.
Hello, hello!
She looked me in the eye and said, "Wow, you're doing it again!"
She didn't look like she knew me.
She took me out and said, "Hello, hello!"
I looked at her and said, "Wow, you're ugly!"
Who is this?!
I thought and looked at her.
Oh, Egbo.
What is Egbo?
What is it?
This is...
In the past...
I've been Egbo'd.
Egbo'd?!
Once in the past.
By who?!
No, it's different for each person.
Oh, why?!
No, I said "why?!" but that's a different story.
If it's a different story, does it mean you're all different?
Yes, yes, yes.
How did you become Egbo?
That's why there are so many reasons!
That's why I can't speak!
You should say at least one reason!
Say at least one reason!
I see, I see, I see...
That's right.
If you don't say it, we won't agree with you!
See, see, Hama-chan just said something good.
Egbo-san.
Let's take Egbo-san as an example of a fourth-year elementary school student.
It doesn't matter who it is!
It's a girl, right?
Yes.
One day, her father was going to transfer.
This Egbo-san is from Tokyo, right?
Yes.
She is from Tokyo, right?
Her father was going to transfer and had to go to Hokkaido.
I thought about it in a simple way.
But...
For Eiko, who is in the fourth grade of elementary school, this is the most important period of her life, and that's why she broke up with her father...
That's not true! That's not true at all!
You can't say how you did it!
I will say it, so shut up!
Don't do it!
It's not good, isn't it? After all, you're together with your family...
Don't do it!
And you're going to Hokkaido with your family, isn't it?
Yes, that's right.
In fact, Eiko was in love with...
Don't say it!
Say it!
And finally, the day of their separation...
Hurry up!
...has come.
Hurry up! I'm tired of it!
So, did you go to Hokkaido?
Um... I don't know...
I got on a train in Hokkaido...
I had to say goodbye to everyone...
Eiko!
Eiko?
No, Eiko...
Eiko!
I didn't do it on purpose!
Eiko!
Why?!
I'm telling you...
You're terrible!
I don't care anymore!
Um... what... what...
Hurry up and go!
What... what...
Hurry up and go!
I got on this train... this train that leaves at what time and what minute...
I'm telling you...
When... when the train leaves, that man doesn't come.
When I got on the train...
I was walking on a mountain road...
And at the top of the mountain...
A man was waving his hand like this...
Right?
And when Eiko saw that...
Peko!
It's like you're depressed.
No, no, I'm just mentally depressed.
Anyway, I gave you a bad example.
This is an example of a person who has become emotional.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, that's it.
So...
What's wrong with you?
Igbo is...
No, it's not.
The other day...
I ate a lot of crab until I died of hunger.
What's that?
I see.
I ate a lot of it.
I see.
Yes.
What?
No, I didn't say I ate a lot of crab.
I'm glad you didn't say that.
There's more to it than that.
Wait a minute.
I ate a lot of crab when I died of hunger.
I'm glad you didn't say that.