AISubs v3.5
Katsunan!
Today we made a board like this.
This time you spent a lot of money.
That's right.
Looking at it like this, it's interesting.
You know...
For example, this "dreams come"...
"dreams come".
This is red rubber.
It's red rubber.
And...
Kenichi Mikawa is white rubber.
Well, that's fine.
Wada Akiko is red rubber.
This is wrong!
He is a man!
By the way, in 1989, when Emita Yusuko and Tetsuya Takeda hosted their 40th edition, you were the first one to go to the military.
And one year later, in 1942, when Yasano Igo and Sakai did it, you lost it too.
This is empty.
Empty.
Based on that...
Now, looking at this board...
Looking at the board...
I didn't look at it last week.
You said it was white.
Well...
I said it wasn't white last week.
But when I look at it again...
When you look at it again...
When you look at it...
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Isn't it okay if it's red?
I'm starting to see that.
Yes, yes, yes.
What do you mean?
Last time...
There are too many meaningless guys behind you.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, it can't be helped if it's light blue.
I don't need a snap.
This is...
I don't need it as amber.
That's what I'm trying to say.
These guys...
It broke, it broke.
This is...
I think it's different too.
In that sense...
However, last time, I said that these checkers would disband.
Well, if you say it like that...
At the very end...
At the end of the year...
Since they're leaving...
Well...
I think it's okay.
I thought about it for a moment.
You thought about it, but...
In the end...
It's about how hard you work, right?
That's right.
If you think about it like that...
Who is the red checker?
You did it last year, so...
I don't think you've done it for two years in a row.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
If you think about it like that...
I think you know for sure that this is the right place, right?
No, I don't think so.
- The bird? - Yes.
Then who is the bird?
I don't think so!
I don't think it's Sabu-chan.
Isn't it here?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But it's the first time.
That's right.
I get it now.
- Then... - Yes, what will you do?
For now, you tell me.
- You tell me. - Why me?
- Well, well, well...
Well, well, well... You tell me.
Either of you tell me.
Well, I guess I'm white in that picture.
- You're white? - Yes.
Where are you from?
- What are you drunk about? - I want to stand next to you, too.
- Well... - Do you want to stand next to me?
I get it!
So you and I both think that the white bird will win for now!
- That's it! - Yeah...
- That's it, right? - Yeah...
- Right? - Yes.
- So, this time, it's a penalty game! - Yes.
This is it.
Ta-dah!
After the pen-television broadcast ends, it will be broadcast again!
We will do that for you.
By the way, will you do it live?
That means, on Japanese TV...
4 o'clock?
4 o'clock.
Machan, 4 o'clock!
Why me? Why me?
A-chan is waiting for you in the cloak.
A-chan.
What time was it at the car-a-bar?
5 o'clock or something like that, right?
If you wait for us, we will become pigeons and enter 4 o'clock on Japanese TV.
Anyway, do you know why we are here?
In order to get the right to say it first...
Let's go to the cash register now.
We are now at 4 o'clock.
Now...
What will happen in the game?
From now on...
Each of you will have 3,000 yen.
3,000 yen.
If you break the time limit, you will have 20 minutes.
You know...
What if...
I die in 10 minutes...
And you die in 15 minutes?
Then I win.
Of course.
Then you should shoot slowly.
But you...
If you don't break the time limit...
Okay, I got it.
Let's go, director.
This is the first song of the show, and I like it.
I can't help but like it.
It's strange.
I can't help but like it.
It's simple and cheerful.
We might lose.
Matsumoto was sitting there, so I'll stand here.
Are you Temura?
No, I've changed into this.
You're lying!
Show me your ball before you leave!
I don't have any at all!
You have 1,600 yen and this much ball left.
Which means...
You have nothing.
I have nothing.
So, for now, I have the right to say which one of you has the ball.
That's right!
I only have the right.
So you can say it's red.
So, the white team will decide.
White team.
And...
White team.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Should I do it again after this?
I'm getting angry.
I'm sorry I couldn't keep up with you.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing today?
Are you cute?
Who are you asking?
Are you cute?
Let's get excited.
It's too short.
Let's get excited and say it.
What is it? It's a little sloppy.
It's no good.
Who is sloppy?
You have to raise the tension.
I'm not sloppy now.
It's not good.
It's not good to be sloppy like that.
Is something wrong with you?
No, it's not like that at all.
Really?
Yes.
C-2
Why don't you know?
What is it?
I'm not sloppy now.
Stop it.
Don't act like a human being.
You have a bad breath now.
Smell it.
It stinks.
It's not like that.
Let's open our mouths.
It's decided.
Who will win?
Yes.
I'm white.
What are you doing?
You just had a match.
And you lost.
If you lose...
I'll say it in the opening.
In Japanese TV, in black and white screen,
a pigeon comes out of a cage and the show ends?
You want to be that pigeon?
And you know...
You do it raw.
It's like 4 o'clock.
Yes.
In the morning.
You do it?
You have to be a pigeon at 4 o'clock in the morning.
But what do you think, red and white?
What do you think?
Checkers says it's not a bird.
It's not a bird, right?
It's not a bird.
If it's a bird...
It's not a bird.
If it's a bird...
Are you the one who rings that bell?
Was it you?
If you say it like that...
It's a good excuse.
But that's...
Like you said, in black and white...
A bird comes out of a cage and...
Did I say it's not a bird?
You're the only one who said it's not a bird.
But I didn't say anything!
You, white and black...
Cheeky bird...
You, when "x" comes out...
Cheeky bird...
I didn't say it.
No, it's not like that!
When "x" comes out...
Like you said, if you say "cheeky bird" at the end...
I'll win!
Right?
But...
But it's not.
I'm guessing it's not a bird.
Well...
No matter what you say...
It's not.
But it's red.
So I chose white...
But if it's red...
It looks like blue.
But that bird...
Comes out in two or three episodes.
Is it okay?
Huh?
What?
It comes out in two or three episodes. So you don't have to do it alone.
So, even if I lose, I'll go on "friendship show".
Why?!
Why would you go on "friendship show" like that?!
Of course I'll go on "friendship show"!
You're important to me! Why would you?!
No, I'll go on "friendship show" like that.
No, you don't have to go on "friendship show"!
Even if you go on "friendship show", you won't go on "friendship show" like that!
You're stupid! You'll go on "friendship show" like that!
You're really cool!
What are you talking about?! I definitely won't go on "friendship show"!
What?! If I lose and Siro loses...
Oh, Siro loses...
I'll have to do it, right?!
You'll have to do it, right?!
Will you go on "friendship show"?!
I don't know if I'll go on "friendship show".
You'll definitely go on "friendship show"! You'll definitely go on "friendship show"!
You know, I'm always thinking about you.
Really, really.
Even now... Oh, is my hand okay?
Even if you don't go on "friendship show", you won't go on "friendship show"!
I don't care about my hand. Is my ring finger okay?
That's what I'm saying...
Stop it!
And there's also a story about whether I should quit.
What is it?
It's either red or white.
Even if you say that, you'll lose to white.
If you look at the current situation...
Last year, red won.
If you look at it from a different perspective, it's white.
So I'll quit betting on winning or losing against white or red.
I don't know if Fumiya will cry or not.
Then which one will you choose?
If it's like this, I might cry a lot.
So you're not going to bet on winning?
That's right.
And you know what?
Why are you talking so loud?
I'm right next to you!
On TV, even if you cry you don't cry.
But in front of a light or something, your eyes sparkle and you cry.
You say that 24 hours a day!
You're persistent!
You said it 24 hours a day!
But in front of that, it's hard to tell if you're crying or not.
That's why winning or losing against red or white is more obvious.
Well, that can't be helped.
And I say it every year, but I think we're on the same page.
Oh, is that possible?
There's no such thing as a draw.
Oh, is there?
No, no, no. There may not have been a draw before, but I can't say it's a draw.
No, there's no such thing.
Which one is it?!
Wait a minute, what's up with Anoha?
Huh? Two of them?
Three of them!
There's three of them!
One's not enough! One's not enough!
In the case of a draw...
The producer will also join in.
Right, Kouhaku?
That's why people who are watching this...
That day...
As long as you look at the results, it's fine.
Well, it can't be helped. There's no point in looking at it.
In the end, which one will win?
Why are you so strong?
To turn Kohaku against your enemy...
No, no, no!
Why are you so strong?
Is there no chance for us, Kouhaku?
But I don't think there's a chance for me.
No, why?!
Kouhaku!
I'll say it now...
This year, I was aiming for Kohaku.
What were you aiming for?
Not you.
Now, it's "yan-yan-yan-yan-yan".
It's a pretty good name!
It's only a few minutes, but it's too short!
I was hoping you'd let me film it like this...
But "Akaawa" is fine!
"Shiro" has some weird stuff in it.
Yeah...
"Somehow"... "Masa"... "Toshimasa"... "Masatoshi"... "Onomasatoshi"...
W-who is it?!
W-what are you singing?!
A theme song for a drama?!
A drama starring Yoshida Heisaku?!
Who the hell is Yoshida Heisaku?!
I know you're Noriwaki Kenji!
You're messed up, Kiyokurozo!
Oh, is that so? I don't know...
"Shiro" is fine too...
It's "shiro", right?
Yeah...
Oh, we're losing...
No, no...
When the checkers show up and you cry, there's nothing you can do about it.
That's right...
That's what I thought...
Even Kei Unsk won't cry...
No, no...
Kei Unsk won't cry!
Kei Unsk is that guy with the beard... who is it?
Um...
Aren't you singing with Beiyan this time?
No, you're both singing with "pin".
Do you know Beiyan?
Huh?!
Noriuchi Takao!
Oh, you know Beiyan?
You know him?!
Huh?!
Beiyan...
There aren't many Japanese people who don't know Beiyan, right?
You know Beiyan, right?!
Huh?!
You don't know Beiyan?!
This is tough...
Oh, wait a minute!
You like iced coffee, right?!
What are you talking about?!
Well, let's hear it.
That's what I was saying when I was with Alice.
Oh, really?
Well, if something happens...
If something happens, it's going to be like this.
So, in short, it depends on what happens.
But until now, even if you say "happening"...
It's all a lie!
Well, well, well...
Wait a minute!
No, no, no...
Really...
Well, well, well...
It started today, but...
It's become like this.
You don't know what you don't need!
If something happens...
Well, you never know.
You never know what's going to happen.
That's right, that's right.
That's right.
You can think of other things, right?
Ah! There's one.
Where?
There's one.
It's coming!
Ladies and gentlemen...
It's over!
Actually, whether you go to college or become a dream nurse...
I'm very confused.
Well...
Didn't you two hesitate about the future?
It's very good.
It warms my heart.
Sometimes, like this...
Well...
Like a big brother...
You have to tell this to your children.
Not everything I say is...
Well...
Not everything I say is bad!
It's not like that!
Well, well, well...
I don't say anything bad for others.
Well, I don't know either.
Do whatever you like.
Wow!
It's easy, isn't it, big brother?
It's hard being a nurse, too.
It's hard, isn't it? I don't know, but...
A big guy comes to pick you up!
Oh, like an injury or something like that?
Yeah!
Yeah, that's right.
It's like blood and it's scary, isn't it?
That's true.
It's a tough job.
I think being a nurse is hard, too.
What else is there?
It's a tough job.
Being an AD is hard, too.
Being a host of a show.
Yeah, I guess.
You think so?
You think so?!
It's hard!
I'm spending a lot of money!
It's a tough job, but you're doing a good job.
There are many good things about it.
For example, you're looking for a woman.
You're a talent, but you can't do anything even if you're told many times.
Yeah, it's hard.
I've done it many times, too.
Being a host of a show.
What do you mean?
After it's over, you know...
I like talking about fatigue, don't you?
What are you talking about?
I like saying, "I wish I could do this forever."
When you're talking about it...
You often hear people say, "AD's Nainai-san asked me to do it."
Oh, I see.
Yeah, that happens.
Well, if you have a lot of work to do, do your best.
Yes, yes.
Quiz segment!
Ball pen and mechanical pen won sumo.
Which one won?
Question time!
Ball pen and mechanical pen won sumo?
Answer!
Push out and mechanical pen wins!
Oh, yeah!
You called me, too!
That's tough!
Why is your butt red?
It's not a quiz.
Well, everyone has thought about it once.
That monkey is disgusting!
The monkey of the first century!
Of course.
It has a butt like a rose!
It's not that kind of butt.
Is it because of that season?
Why? I've seen it, too.
That's right!
It's disgusting.
It's amazing!
Does it have a rose in it?
It's a butt!
You're serious!
It's a butt!
It's like a rose!
It's disgusting!
But why does everyone have a butt like a rose?
I don't think everyone should have it.
Everyone?
You mean girls should have it, right?
No, all monkeys have it.
No way!
That's not true!
I got excited.
Oh, really?
Why is a monkey's butt red?
Hmph!
I don't know.
Why is a human's ass blue?
There's no such ass that's blue.
No, no...
It's just an example.
No, no, it's blue.
No, no...
It's not like you have a yellow tongue.
Is your tongue yellow?
No, no, no...
Is it yellow?
No, I don't know about that.
No, no, no...
I don't know about that!
But it's blue.
But it's all an example.
So, monkey's butt is red, but it's not red.
It's red!
It's red no matter how you look at it!
A kid's butt is blue, but it's not blue at all!
But it's blue.
It's blue, but it's not blue at all!
It's blue!
What are you talking about?
It's blue.
It's blue, but it's not blue at all!
Monkey's butt...
Monkey's butt is red, but it's not red at all!
It's red!
It's red, but it's not red at all!
It's family!
It doesn't matter!
There is a thing that colors try to say it all out from the past...
The majority of things don't matter anymore...
Boss?
What? Boss?
No, it's really like that.
So, you know, monkeys' asses are red and red, but there really aren't any monkeys with red asses.
No, there are, there are.
That's what I found out today.
Your TV. It's strange, isn't it, woman, that you watch TV?
No, it's not like that.
There are.
What are you talking about? Are you like Adagano Taisho or something?