AISubs v3.5
[Laughter]
Dad!
I don't know if it's true or not.
Thank you very much!
It's pretty intense blue stuff.
Yeah.
But is it okay for it to be that blue?
The scariest thing for me is deciding what to do.
Whether it's going to work or not.
Whether it's going to turn or not.
Are you doing what I'm telling you?
No.
Most of the time...
Most of the time, you can't do it!
The water is cold.
Yeah.
I think it's because it's from Thailand.
Yeah.
It's pretty big.
It's even bigger.
It looks like it.
It's pretty...
Did you stop?
No, I practiced a lot yesterday.
And...
Can you ask me one more thing?
Yes, sir.
When you were searching for sharks...
Well...
I don't think there's any chance of that happening, but...
well...
they're also violent, so...
if I get pulled around by the hair or something like that...
I'll be fine.
Right?
I don't know what kind of person he is.
Yeah.
But what's the point of fighting a tiger in a shock-proof box?
I think that's the point of NHK's dirty mentality.
If we don't do it, we won't know.
I'm sorry, but I'll say it anyway.
Let's do it!
Why is this rope connected?
Be careful!
Yes!
Let's go!
What happened that day?
By the way, isn't that Madonna's photo album?
What are you talking about?
You wrote about Madonna, didn't you?
What do you think about it?
Well, I don't know where it came from.
It's true that in the news or something like that,
a naked man is surrounded by Madonna and, of course, a drone comes out.
Oh!
No, no, no.
Why are you so interested in that?
No, no, no.
Why is that?
Are you stupid?
Come here.
No, I mean, Madonna is already...
It's true.
It's Madonna.
She's fine now.
Madonna...
What happened to her?
Because it's Madonna.
Madonna is crying.
Oh!
That's what people say about Madonna.
I don't care about it.
Even if it's hidden, I can still see it.
Even if it's hidden, I don't care about it.
You can't see it because you're stupid.
I'm stupid, too.
Hamada-kun, I'm stupid, too.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
Even if it's hidden, I can still see it.
When Madonna screams like this,
even if Madonna...
Madonna...
Even if Madonna...
Madonna...
Even if Madonna...
I don't care.
Madonna!
That's not allowed.
There's no such thing as "girls" in the opposite direction!
You have to erase all of them.
It depends on the country.
There are things that fathers can't do.
Yes, there are.
But you can't combine them.
There are things you can only do if you can't combine them.
So you can't say "get out of it".
I said it three times!
Why is it like that?
Why is it like that? I don't know.
But isn't it becoming more and more commonplace in Japan?
Even if you say it like that.
No, but you know, in Japan, amateurs want to leave their beautiful naked bodies.
There's no such thing as "beautiful".
There's no such thing as "beautiful"!
There's definitely something wrong with it!
Something's wrong with it?
For example, if I say "the proportion is good" and say "it's a little slow"
When I'm like this, it's like something is going to happen and I'm going to die!
It does happen in a lot of world even in a real world.
That's what they say there.
It's not like I'm saying "get out of it"!
But looking at it, you can't fall.
Yes, yes, yes.
Even you, who saw "Miyaza-ri-e" in "Asai-shimbun"
Even you, from "shimbun-re-henzuri-koku"
I'm not saying you're stupid!
You surprised me!
Why?
You know...
So, you know...
I'll do it!
It was the first time!
My wife said it out loud!
She said it out loud...
She was shaking it like this...
One day...
My wife was there...
"I'll do it!" she said...
Hide it!
"You'd better go to bed! Go to bed!" I was thinking...
I checked the newspaper,
and found out that Kanan then started making noise when opening it.
Bawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw awawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawan wan
Like that.
She might be looking ahead of me.
You mean newspaper noise equals...?
She might think she's looking ahead of me...
I was surprised.
That draft was...
What are you talking about?
Nothing.
What's going on with you? Who's the star of the year?
He's from Seiryo.
Who?
Matsushita from Seiryo.
Matsui, Matsui.
Do you want one of those?
How much is it?
One hundred million and something.
One hundred million and something? Do you want one of those?
I heard it's amazing.
What's amazing about it?
The passing.
I see.
There's no one who can buy something like that for one hundred million.
No, I mean...
Only giants can buy it.
Only giants can buy it?
Is it a draft for that?
Do you want to buy it or not?
Even if I wanted to buy it, I can't.
What are you going to do with it?
What are you going to do with it, Matsui?
Are you going to walk around with it?
Like a disco?
You can't do that?
No, I can't.
But it's sweet.
What's sweet about it?
You can't do that?
No, I can't.
I wonder if there's any use for it.
I think I should keep it.
I'll keep it.
Whether you walk around with it or not.
You'll give it up?
I'll give it up.
I see.
Are you done with the test?
What test?
The professional test.
It's already over. I don't know what to say now.
Are you going?
The military test?
Yes.
I'm really going!
Then we can't do anything about it. Let's break up.
I'm really going!
So where do you want to go?
Where should we go?
What are you?
What am I?
No, no, no. What do you want to do when you play baseball?
Do you want to be a pitcher or an amateur?
I'd like to be a shortstop.
An amateur, right?
Yes, an amateur.
Where do you want to go?
Um...
A big house?
A big house feels good.
What are you talking about?
It's cheap.
Are you stupid?
Can anyone take a professional test?
Yes, I can.
What is it?
Running and throwing...
Running and throwing are really amazing.
Throwing, right?
Can you catch a ball?
I can!
Is it far away?
Do you throw it like this?
Do you throw it like this? No!
Is it far away?
I don't care!
Is it really far away?
I'll throw it!
You're good!
Try it like you're throwing it over there.
Where are you looking at?
I'm sure it's really far away!
It's not far away!
It's really far away!
It's not far away!
It's really far away!
Do you know the difference between Sering and Paring?
Are you crazy?
I'm sorry. I know it's bad, but please say it.
It's a giant. It's Hanshin.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
It's Chūnichi.
Yes, yes, yes.
And Hayoiwana.
It's Hiroshima!
Hiroshima, yes. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
And it's the sun.
The sun. One more.
Here you go.
The sun, you said it first.
It has nothing to do with it.
The angle is wrong.
It has nothing to do with it. There's only one more.
The sun is like a spell.
If you don't say it, you can't continue.
If you say the sun, you can't continue.
Hamada-kun, I'm here for you.
What are you saying?
I don't like it!
Hurry up and say it!
I said it!
You didn't say it. You missed one.
It's a giant. It's Hanshin.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's Chūnichi. It's the sun.
One more.
So don't say the sun!
You said the sun first!
It's a giant. It's the sun.
It's Chūnichi. It's Hanshin.
It's Hiroshima.
Yes, one more.
So don't say the sun first!
If you say the sun, you can't say anything!
I'll stab you!
Shut up!
But you don't have to do that!
This guy doesn't say enough.
He doesn't say enough!
It's the same thing!
Right?
He's saying it!
He's only saying "same"!
I'm saying it!
Why? Why do you turn your back on me?!
You're stupid!
I'm saying "same" and "what" early in the morning!
Right, right.
Right?!
I'm saying it!
No, you're only saying "two"!
"Two"!
It's coming more and more!
It's not coming!
"Two"!
If you say it so early in the morning, you'll be thrown off!
You won't follow me!
No, you!
I'm thinking about it!
No, you!
Geez!
If you can't say "old baseball, sixth base, twelfth base," does that mean you're bad at baseball?!
Don't say that!
You might not say it, but you're really good at it!
Try shaking it.
What's that smell?
This batting.
That was pretty...
That was pretty bad.
Hey, are you really okay?
I'm really okay.
Really?
Or, if you can't do any of them in secret,
in the opening, do something like a protest.
There's a standard, right?
So, should we do speed guns?
Oh, that's fine too.
Let's do that.
So, how fast can you shoot a speed gun?
The fastest is about...
about 121 km/h.
Not bad at all.
You're young!
I'm not that old.
How much do you weigh?
I've never weighed myself.
How many balls can you throw?
What?
What do you mean by "how many"?
The number of balls I can throw.
Like this.
Like a clone.
I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
Matsumoto always says bad things like I'm ugly, but how cool do you think you are?
No, but it doesn't make any sense.
If you had to rate me out of 100, how would you rate me?
Hmm...
How would you rate me, Matsumoto-san and Matsumoto-san Hamada-san?
Oh, I see.
Hmm...
Let's see...
Well, if you eat it, you eat it.
My eyebrows are a little more...
They're going beautifully, but...
That's a little swollen.
What do you think of my nose?
Well, I'll take that off and...
I'll give you about 60 points.
It's more than 50 points, right?
This isn't 60 points.
How many points do you think you have?
- Me? - Yeah.
Let's see...
There's a part of me that's focused in the middle.
There's quite a lot of people here, so they're playing around quite a bit, right?
This is...
Right now...
You're being treated like a foreigner.
I'm happy to hear you say that so politely.
But there's a part of me that's focused in the middle...
That's a little...
I don't like it, I don't like it.
Let's see...
I'll give you about 80 points.
- 80 points? - Yes.
- How many points? - 20 points.
Then, even if four Joes are together, you...
You're amazing!
- How many points do you have? - Well, I...
I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry.
I have 100 points.
I'm really sorry.
This is...
This is serious.
As a man, how can I say this?
As a forward-looking student...
You don't have it!
- Really. - That's right.
- Then, I'll drink. - Yes.
I'll give you about 100 points.