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"Chiki-chiki-crash-oh-kiri" big success in the first episode of "Gaki-no-tsuka-yo-ara"!
It's been a while since we came out of the opening.
This is in front of Fuji TV entrance.
Here, a car will appear.
Let's introduce the main characters of "Gaki-no- tsuka-yo-ara"!
Gaki-no-tsuka-yo-ara
I'm always in charge of Masashi and Shinjiro.
Today, I'm the writer, Takasu Mitsuru.
Takasu Mitsuru
That's enough.
We don't need singing, do we?
We can do it in "Kiki-no-ya".
No, no. I'm drunk. I'm really drunk.
Ready!
The tools are prepared here, so you can use them as you like.
Yes!
Yes, Masashi!
I can do it with a tire.
No, I can't do it without a tire.
You can't?
No, I can't.
No, you can't.
Wait, wait. I can't do it without a tire.
Yes!
Yes, Masashi!
Masashi!
Yes!
Yes, Masashi!
Go ahead!
Next!
Yes!
You can do it!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Wow! Mr. Norio!
Mr. Norio! It's stuck!
Wow! It's OK!
The bonnet!
Mr. Norio! Please do it!
You and the bonnet!
Mr. Norio!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You can't do it!
Yes, Takasu!
With a screw!
A screw!
Yes! Please do it!
What is this?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- No, I'm not saying that! - No, you are!
- Well... - You are!
- Kozo Ichigawa wrote it in his book! - No, I didn't!
- I'm not saying that! - No, you are!
Mr. Yamazaki, will you say something before we finish this corner?
- I'm getting anxious! - If you're a tired man, where's your spare tire?
- What? - Where's your tire?
- Oh! - Hey!
I've got it!
- Did you bring the tire? - Yes!
- Mr. Yamazaki, will you come up here? - I'll come up with a tire!
- Mr. Yamazaki, please! - Yes!
Tire!
- Noriyasu, you're useless! Don't break it! - This is funny!
- What's that? That's a bumper, isn't it? - Yes.
I don't like it, but I don't know what it is.
Bumper...
Run away!
- Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum... - What are you doing?
- I came up with this, too! - No, you didn't!
- Don't call me that! - No, you didn't!
- At the door! - At the door!
- I'll sing! - You'll sing?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Go ahead! - Let's go over the hill
While blowing a kiss
The mountains blow and the blue sky
Sticks out their fangs
Let's sing with pride
- At the door! - No! Don't!
- It's here! - Yes!
- Don't break the bumper! - Noriyasu, let's pick up 52 yen!
- I'll sing! - Who's there?
Who's there?
A shadow sinks into the darkness.
It's you, isn't it?
A white winged...
What's wrong with you?
I'm scared! I'm nervous!
Well, everyone, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much! We did our best for the first year!
Thank you!
Well, then, get in here and go home.
Thank you!
Let's have fun!
Yeah!
Get in!
Be careful!
I'll call you at night!
What?
I'll call you at night!
About tomorrow, right?
Yeah, about tomorrow!
OK, OK!
Thank you!
See you!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Smile! Smile!
Thank you!
I'll call you at night!
Oh, at night!
Yeah!
Thank you!
- I see. - Oh, well...
- Was it funny yesterday? - Of course it was!
No, yesterday, you know... "Women in the Shade of Smile"...
- You really... - You're doing it again and again!
- Tomorrow... - I didn't say it!
- I thought it was past its heyday, but you're still doing it! - Well, you know...
- You know, my car... - Yes?
- You know, I turned it into a relay car... - I see.
- I turned it into a relay car. - I see.
- And, well, Imada and I... - Yes?
- Team Zero's Yamazaki and others... - I see, I see...
- We put a transceiver in it... - Oh!
- For that purpose... - Transceiver!
- As soon as possible! - As soon as possible!
- We put it in the relay car! - We put it in the relay car!
- And I'm here with the transceiver and waiting for you. - You too!
- And then, when they find a good woman with the transceiver... - Yes?
- I say "yes" and ask for her number and stuff like that. - I see.
- And there are times when they just don't tell you. - Yes.
- And at those times, I go to the headquarters and ask for their support. - I see.
- "Excuse me, can you give me some support, please?" - Yes!
- And I catch that and get out of the car and... - Oh!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Come here! - No, no, no!
- And that's... - You're too noisy!
- When you did that, you were too noisy! - It's not noisy!
- The transceiver is expensive... - You bought it because you wanted to buy it? - That's right.
- Is it expensive? - If you want to buy a good one, you can only buy one. - I see.
- How much is one transceiver? - One transceiver is about 30,000 yen.
- Your salary is expensive! - What are you talking about?
- If you could, you'd like to be divided into three parties, wouldn't you? - Do you want me to do that?
- You'd like to be divided into two parties, wouldn't you? - Yes.
- You'd like to be divided into two parties, wouldn't you? - I don't know what you're talking about. I need 100,000 yen.
- You're so sad. - I'm sad about what I'm doing.
- My car is a home. - What are you talking about?
- If you spend 100,000 yen like that, your mother will be angry with you. - Don't say that.
- But our staff gave up. - Staff? You're talking nonsense.
- We were about to go home, and we saw something in the window. - Yes.
- It was an instant camera. - A toraloid camera? - Yes, a toraloid camera.
- We bought it. - What is it?
- Did you take a picture of yourself? - No, I was waiting at headquarters.
- They took a lot of things with the toraloid camera. - It happens a lot.
- I asked for their phone numbers, but I didn't know who was who. - Oh, you asked for their phone numbers with their faces like this.
- Yes, yes, yes. - I asked for their phone numbers with their faces like this.
- I'm sorry, it was a movie. - Yes, yes.
- I took a few of them and distributed them later. - This is Imachan, and this is Imachan.
- This is what you wanted to do, right? - Yes, yes.
- You look like you're having fun. - No, I wasn't having much fun.
- You're young. - Well, there's a lot going on.
- No, you're having fun. - Yes, I was having fun, but it was sad.
- Right? - I'm twenty-nine years old.
- I wanted three franchises. - Yes.
- I want to play too. - Let's change the subject. - Yes, let's change it.
- The only sport I like is boxing. - Yes, yes.
- I don't know. I lost last time. - Who? Watanabe Yuji?
- Yes. - Yes, you lost.
- I think that if this happens... - Yes.
- Japanese boxing is a little difficult now, isn't it? - Yes.
- If this happens, there will be Tyson. - Yes.
- Japan will issue bail for him. - Yes, they will issue it.
- They will issue it! - Yes.
- And they will issue Tyson from prison and make him Japanese. - Yes.
- What? - Takakibara Tyson!
- Takakibara? Where do you get that name from? - It's a Japanese nickname.
- Takakibara Tyson! - Oh, I see.
- I think the Japanese boxing industry will improve a lot. - But...
- I'm sure you've met someone like him. - Don King?
- Don King! - He looks exactly like Tokyo Station!
- His real hair looks like this! - His real hair?
- Look at it! - Does it? - Yeah.
- Does it look like him? - It looks like him a lot! I can't stop laughing!
- But you won't show it on TV, will you? - What's with his head?
If you don't have a head like that, it'll get tangled up.
It'll get tangled up and get tangled up...
and eventually...
it'll be like this, you know?
- If you don't have a head like that... - If you don't have a head like that...
Hey, what are you doing?!
Hey! You know...
If you don't have a head like that, of course you can't dance!
No, I'm sorry. I was dancing, so I didn't know what you were saying.
- Oh, I see. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
If you don't have a head like that, it'll get like this, you know?
You know, I was wondering if I should become a boxer, but...
Hey, what are you doing?!
Hey, you idiot! If you do this...
you won't hit me, but you'll hit me with this, you know?
It's scary, isn't it?
What are you doing?
Why are you like this?
- You're the one who'll get hit! - No, I was wondering if I should become a boxer, but...
I was invited by you and became like this, you know?
I really wanted to become a boxer in this boxing world, you know?
- Oh, really? - No, really.
What did you think you'd become?
I'll become a police officer.
Hey, officer!
Officer, you've seen that kind of drama before, haven't you?
Like "Sky, stand up to the sun" and "Stand up to the sun" and at the end, there's a narration.
Oh, the announcement at the end?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Next time on 'Stand up to the sun'...
Gori runs.
Why did Gori run?
Next time, Gori, please run.
That name is...
It's like I say it over and over again, but it's definitely a lie!
There was one.
"Suddenly sent to Nanamagari office...
Disgusting ears."
No, it's not true!
I'm not saying it's disgusting!
No, it's true!
I know it's ears, but I'm not saying it's disgusting!
It's true!
Nanamagari office sent ears with horns.
No matter who explains it, everyone says it's a lie!
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I don't remember either.
You know...
Suddenly sent to Nanamagari office...
That kind of voice fits you!
Disgusting ears.
Whose ears are these?
Are they disgusting or what?
I'm definitely not saying that!
Hey, you're increasing your words!
Listen to the title!
What is it?
Suddenly sent to Nanamagari office...
Don't say the title!
Disgusting ears.
I heard it! I heard it!
Are they disgusting or what?
I'm definitely not saying it!
Next time...
I heard it from one of my fencing friends...
Fencing... fencing...
About ten years ago, there was a genius fencing boy named Inazuma Amagasaki.
He became a world fencing championship champion at the age of 19.
Since then, no one has seen him.
Rumors say he looks a lot like you, Mr. Mazumoto.
Mr. Mazumoto, you're Inazuma Amagasaki's...
Disgusting ears.
"Disgusting ears"?!
Why "disgusting ears"?!
Are you Inazuma Ina?!
No, as soon as you mentioned it...
But it's my first time hearing you say it like that!
Don't you know how to say it?!
No, no. I've done it quite a bit.
Then show me some form.
What form?
What kind of form, Renshin?
What form do you mean?
Something like this, you know? A stance or something like that.
A stance...
You can crouch down or...
I haven't done it for a long time...
You can do it, you know?!
No matter how much you try...
Tell me, what do you do like this?
What do you mean?
How do you do it in the beginning?
In the beginning it's like this...
Like this, you say?
And then?
And then from here...
That's how you do it?!
How do you do it?
Well, it's usually like this...
I don't know how you do it...
This is, you know...
Like this...
You're wearing it!
You're wearing a net and you can do it like this?!
No, it's annoying when it comes off...
It's like this, you know?
No, no...
It's completely different!
I don't like it when you do it like that!
Then do it for me!
You didn't say anything!
Can you do it like that?
No, like this...
You're really making fun of fencing, aren't you?
Because I can catch your hand!
Your hand doesn't look like a circle to me anymore!
Ah, it's going this way...
It doesn't look like a circle anymore!
Take it!
Can I take it? Can I take it?
No, no...
Can I take it?
Alright, come here!
What is this?
What is it?
What is it?!
Ah, you...
You're pretty fast!
I'm sorry!
I'm fine like this!
You're that fast?
Well, I'm not taking it anymore!
Do it again!
Well, well, well, I can't say it.
Well, lightning...
There aren't many people who survived being pushed by lightning.
What kind of...
Lightning...
Do you like lightning?
Well, this is...
Really...
It's dangerous, so...
Don't spend too much money on it.
Don't spend it.
Even if you're a fencer, you shouldn't spend too much money on it.
Do you want me to follow you?
LIGHTNING!
You have a bad temper.
It's now a season where we can enjoy lightning.
How is everyone doing?
By the way, Kin-chan...
Kin-chan is a prime minister.
Takeshi-san is a lord.
Sanma-san is a young man.
What do you think young people in London would like to be called?
What do you think?
What do you want to be called?
Well, there aren't many.
There aren't many? What else is there?
Well, Yazaw Eikichi is called "boss".
Oh...
Oh, is it like that in commercials?
Yes, "boss".
As a way of expressing yourself, what else is there?
"Your Highness"!
It's a little tough.
Is it tough?
It's tough.
Hmm...
"Man"!
Huh?
"Man"!
"Man"?
What "man"?
You know, like "Miller-man".
What is "man" called?
"Miller-man".
You sound like a human being.
You sound like you're being mocked.
Oh, I'm a woman. I'm a "kamen-dei".
Matsumoto-kamen! Matsumoto-kamen!
There's no such thing anymore.
I'm not going to do that anymore.
That kind of thing.
I'm going to focus more on "kakkoman".
So stories and stuff like that.
Stories and stuff like that.
"Densetsu" and stuff like that is better.
"Matsumoto-densetsu".
"Densetsu", good morning!
"Mattadanaga" and stuff like that.
Hello, I'm Matsumoto-mattadanaga.
Good morning, Mattadanaga!
It's Matsumoto-mattadanaga!
You've changed your name!
Good morning!
Call me by my name!
There's something called "blue jean".
I don't know!
It doesn't matter!
"Matsumoto-blue jean"!
I'm sorry about that.
"Panshiron", "sakuron", "taburon"
There's a lot of things that end in "kumi" or "sai"
Is this some kind of code? Please tell me.
Is it? "Panshiron", "sakuron"
Is this some kind of code? Please tell me.
Is it some kind of code? "kaigen"
"kaigen", what else is there?
"noushin", "noushin"
"serogun", "serogun"
"kerorin", "kerorin"
I can't think of anything else. "bafan", "bafan"
I can't think of anything else.
Is this some kind of code?
"Kusuri" is basically a German word.
Is this all German?
It's German.
Is "seelogan" German?
The "gan" in "seelogan" is round.
German people pass by each other, right?
Well, um... where are you going?
"No, well, just over there" is what "seelogan" is.
It's weak.
What is "German"?
What is it?
It's not?
No, no, I said it wrong.
It's German.
It can't be German. "Seelogan" is kanji.
It's not!
By the way, doesn't it sound better with "um" in it?
Bread!
Right?
Cabbage!
Doesn't it sound better?
Glue!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
I'm asking you, "Kusuri".
A few years ago, a child who didn't know anything about "kusuri" said...
Bread!
That's what I'm talking about!
You're scaring me!
You're saying "bread" is a contact problem!
Bread! Cabbage!
When you say it like that, the child gets excited.
If you say it out loud, they'll do it.
I don't know what you're talking about!
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I hate you!
Good evening, Mr. Matsumoto.
Good evening.