AISubs v3.5
I don't like you, Gyōnen!
Don't you feel like you're about to make a big, heavy, tiki-tok?
You know, in many ways.
It says "I don't like you" up to 7 words.
And "you" also has 7.
7, right? From "a" to "g".
And "me" also has 7.
And I just randomly put them on.
You just put them on, right?
And in there is...
Well, you could say "famous talent".
So it's not our will.
It's not our will.
And we just randomly put them on, and when we turned around, they just happened to be "I don't like you".
And also...
For the winner...
What's a "winner"?!
No, I really wanted to do it myself.
Seriously, seriously.
Eh?!
No, no, seriously.
It's stuck!
Shall we see how much you hate it?
Oh, sure.
Here we go.
Why do you hate it?!
Smelly!
It's pretty much up to here.
Somehow, when you put your hand out...
It's amazing!
When you look at it like that...
It reminds me of that Chinese dish called "kuan wo te".
I like it!
You like it?!
Yeah!
If you like it, how much do you like it?
Do you want me to do it for you?
No, no, no!
Just a little!
Are you stupid?!
No, no!
Why would I do it for you?!
You're the one who would do it for me!
When I saw it on TV...
I thought it was pretty tough.
Is he a good person?
No, he's a really good person.
Oh, is that so?
Yeah, but...
I don't know if I should say this or not...
But in the sense of saying what I think clearly...
He's that kind of person.
I was singing a song by O-e-senri-san...
When I heard the CD for the first time...
I thought, "O-e-kun's voice is off."
How should I say it...
It was off-key.
It was off-key!
At that time, O-e-san was really depressed...
But you like it!
What's wrong with you?
Um...
It's like...
It's off-key.
What's wrong with you?!
You don't even have to say it!
It's like...
Um...
Animals...
Bullying!
Even though you don't like it!
It's amazing that you can say it!
What's with you?!
But you know, people say that people who like animals aren't bad.
Well, if you really like it, you should say it!
I hate it!
This man is... How do you say it? He's selfish!
You're the one who's selfish!
Don't say it like that!
I'm talking about him!
Oh, him...
He's selfish and has no sense of direction...
I don't know...
As a human being!
Well...
He's already 29!
If you really like it, you should say it!
Is it morality?!
Is it common sense?!
You're the one who's selfish!
Then I'll say it.
Takeda Tetsuya = blond teacher
That image still exists.
It doesn't collapse.
But this blond teacher, Takeda Tetsuya...
There's a huge gap!
What's with you?!
There's a huge gap!
You're not a bad person!
No, no, no...
You know...
Let's talk about hairstyle for a little longer.
Oh, you hate hairstyle?!
Yes, hairstyle...
Not as a human being?
Not as a human being...
Hairstyle for a little longer...
Even if it's simple...
You have a huge gap!
The side is flowing beautifully.
It's like this.
It's refreshing.
It's refreshing, isn't it?
It's a good grayish feeling.
It's a place where you dare to bring red.
It's fashionable!
I see.
Well, let's go.
Yes!
What do you dislike about it?
Huh?
What do you dislike about it?
Hmm...
But...
You know, that one-time-shot thing.
When you bully someone you're working with...
Well, whether you bully them or not...
There's a report...
No, I don't know!
That fact, you know?
Well, I don't know if it's okay for me to accept it as it is, but...
You know, when you see something like that from the outside...
You inevitably think, "Ah, this person must be like this."
You inevitably think like that.
That's right.
You don't like magazines, do you?
Yes, I don't like magazines.
In that sense, you dislike them, but...
Do you also dislike Masumoto-kun?
Yes, I dislike him.
Agnes-chan!
Do you really dislike me?!
Hey!
What are you saying?!
You've disliked me since the era of high socks!
No, no...
I've never disliked you since the era of high socks...
You're lying!
On top of a hill, under a sunshine...
That's enough!
Lyrics have nothing to do with it!
He was dancing, so lyrics have nothing to do with it!
Think about it, you!
No, more than that...
He's been waiting for you for over 20 years!
Wait! Don't take away my dislike!
I don't know what you're saying...
For over 20 years...
How long are you going to say the same thing?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't know if you're a professor or not...
This is exactly what you said.
Right?!
Yes, it is.
What I like about him the most is...
His hairstyle.
You know...
Like his mother!
I don't know how to say it in English...
You don't?
But you know, Japanese is fine, right?
Thank you, Agnes. I'm sorry.
Why are you so honest?
It's a joke!
What does it matter?
What are you trying to do?
If you sing like this, will it be funny?
I just wanted you to laugh more than you attacked me.
I didn't do anything!
Don't do that!
I'm begging you! I'm sorry!
What should we talk about?
I have a funny story.
What is it?
I bought it.
You bought it?
I heard a funny story.
Whose story is it?
Hanako's.
What is it?
Well...
Daibo loves Hanako.
Yes.
He really loves her.
Yes.
That man.
They are two young men.
Their name is Pinocchio.
I've heard of it.
I don't know much about it.
They love Hanako.
There is a girl named Chambara Torio.
Yes.
She is Chambara Torio's disciple.
Chambara Torio's disciple loves Hanako.
Yes.
Chambara Torio and Chambara Torio's disciple love Hanako.
Is their relationship good?
Entertainment is strict.
But they are getting along well.
Pinocchio and Hanako went out for drinks.
Yes.
Daibo went home.
Hanako went out for drinks with Pinocchio.
Yes.
Pinocchio and Hanako went out for drinks.
Hanako likes alcohol.
Bye.
Thank you for the meal.
Pinocchio went home.
Yes.
Hanako didn't come back.
Why?
I don't know!
You should make fun of him.
What?
You shouldn't make fun of him.
You know everything about Pinocchio.
That's right.
Of course you know about Pinocchio.
That's right.
The next day, you look like a super saiyan with upside-down hair.
You look like this.
The next day, Pinocchio comes to the school.
He says "Good morning."
Everyone else knows you're crazy, so "Run, Pinocchio!"
You look like a character.
Why should I run?
Tell me.
Why should I run?
I don't know.
You're crazy and you grab Pinocchio's shoulder.
You think he's your cheating partner and you're misunderstanding him.
You grab his shoulder and say "Come here! What were you doing with my Anako?"
And you hit him.
Pinocchio's partner was waiting for him on the stage.
His partner was Keihin.
What happened?
What happened? His partner was Keihin.
What happened?
He went up to the school and he saw Pinocchio, a super saiyan.
"Damn you!" he said.
We're brothers. There's no need for that.
"Daisuke, what are you doing with my Anako?" he said and bit him.
Then Daisuke grabbed my Anako and hit it.
He hit it with his index finger.
Then Pinocchio's partner said "Are you going to hit me like that?"
"Damn you!" he said.
I don't know what you were thinking.
I love you, Hana-chan.
I love you, too.
This is difficult.
Ah, you're still jet-skiing.
We haven't met again!
We haven't even gone to the beach lately.
Ah, I forgot about the movie world.
That's enough!
But you know, he's good at surfing.
Surfing.
Right?
I've taken you to the hospital before.
Can you dive, too?
Scuba diving?
Huh?
That was light.
Scuba diving.
Yes, scuba diving.
I've been all over the world.
I've been diving a lot.
Which sea was the best?
Where was the best place for diving?
I knew it would be...
West coast, I guess.
West coast?
Nile river, I guess.
Wait!
You said Nile river!
Nile river...
Do you think it's Nile river?
I don't think so!
What are you talking about?
I think it's Nile river!
Come on! Stop joking!
Which sea was the best?
Well...
I've been to a lot of seas.
The most beautiful one for me was...
Japan sea.
I think Japan sea was the best.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
I've been to a lot of places.
Like Egypt...
You've been to Egypt!
I've been to Hayatochi.
What are you talking about?
But I've been to a lot of places.
Can you show me where you've been?
To Mogul?
Can you show me the way to Mogul?
There's an oxygen bomb here.
It's in the ship.
The oxygen bomb is over there.
Can you use it?
I can use it!
You're a scuba diver, but you can't use it!
It's in the ship.
There's an oxygen bomb here.
It's in the ship.
So it's in the ship.
It's in the ship!
I've never seen it!
It's funny!
Can you give me a sign?
When you go in?
What do you say when you go in?
For example, if a shark is coming...
I can see it from here.
I have to tell it.
Shark... Shark...
So a shark is coming from over there.
I have to tell it.
What do you do?
I go like this.
You can't tell it from its face!
No, I'm kidding. It's too weak.
It's too weak!
It's smiling at me.
So you think it's a shark?
Yes, I do.
Don't say it's far away.
It's a little far away.
Give me a signal. It's dangerous.
Where is the shark?
What?
Where is the shark?
Here, here.
Oh, you mean the shark is coming?
Yes.
It's swimming now.
It's swimming.
Give me a signal.
He, he, he, he, he, he.
He, Julia has refused.
He, Hyrum has refused.
Come here, come here.
Don't look at me like that.
It's not me.
Why did you refuse?
From my point of view, I'm also perfectly fit.
So you're saying you can't do anything about it?
No, it's just the way it is.
The way it is?!
Are you trying to do something good?
Well, you know...
We've always decided to wear jackets with hoods.
Jackets with hoods?
Jackets with hoods.
We usually wear them.
I think it depends on the situation.
The person who went with you was warned and told off.
- But you weren't warned? - No.
- Why? - Because of the clothes.
- Then what were you wearing? - Nothing.
- You didn't know, so you left. - I'm sorry.
- Then you said gold. - No, I didn't.
- You said you didn't like gold. - I said I didn't like gold!
So I said gold!
That's what he was like.
When a dog barks, it clings to a human's leg and shakes its waist.
How does it behave psychologically?
And what is the best way to calm it down?
It's like this, right?
Amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing, isn't it?
If you leave it like that for a long time, it will stick here, right?
Yes.
You know what I mean, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
You know what I mean, right?
The white thing.
If you take it and put it somewhere, I think something will happen.
I think you can do more things like that.
So you stick it like this, right?
And you put it on something like Asagawa.
Asagawa...
It's funny like that.
It's funny.
Why can't we do anything well if we are animals?
What do you mean?
Even if you have an elephant and a dog and you pamper them, it won't work, right?
That's what you think, right?
I think there are a lot of different animals out there, right?
But if you do it with a big one, it will take your body, right?
You are wrong about that.
If you do it with a male dog and a female elephant, it will be born from the female elephant,
so it may be born close to the elephant,
but if you do it with a female elephant and a male dog...
As I thought, it's the female elephant.
If you do it with a female elephant and a male dog,
it will leave a big flame, right?
You are wrong about that.
Why? You do it with a male elephant, right?
A male dog...
Which one is it?
A male elephant, a female elephant, a male dog...
Which one is it?
I don't know.
Which one is it? What are you talking about?
I'm telling you.
A male dog...
Which one is it?
I don't know.
It can't be.
Hey, what is it?
A female cat...
What's wrong with you?
A female cat... A female dog...
That's enough.
If you do that...
I don't know anymore.
A dog is born.
It's a dog statue.
That's right.
That's enough.
That's right.
That's enough.
There are people who wear food-like clothes like parkas.
But I've never seen anyone who wears a hood like that.
When do you wear a hood like that? Please tell me.
The reason I'm saying this is...
You don't approve of it, do you?
Of what?
Food-like clothes like that.
Why?
You absolutely don't need something like that, do you?
No, I wear it when it's cold.
And when I wear it...
I say, "Will you survive the cold?"
It's warm, isn't it?
That's right.
But when I wear it, it's warm.
Well, you can see it when you wear it, right?
That's right.
But it's warm when you don't wear it at night, right?
That's right.
Yes.
What's with you?!
Shall we talk about dogs?
Huh?
No.
What's with you?
Do you know what a "dog statue" is?
Try saying "dog statue" that you drew in your head.
Try saying it.
What's with you?!
What's a "dog statue" like? How big is it?
Huh?
How big is it like?
About this big.
Oh, that's because you're holding a dog.
There's either a dog or a statue.
But I'm going to use a dog for now.
What about your ears?
Huh?
Your ears.
They're like this.
What about your ears?
They're like this.
I'm a dog now!
My ears are like this, too. I'm a dog now!
What about your nose?
It's wet.
I'm a dog now!