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The fourth episode of "The Kid's Servant Series"!
Next episode, "The Big Slash Episode 2"!
Good evening, everyone! Good evening!
I am Hamada Masatoshi of the Self Defense Forces!
Now, let's welcome Ms. Hanashika! Ms. Hanashika, please come in!
Ms. Hanashika, please introduce yourself one by one.
Yes! The other day, when I received a letter from a fan, all of the kanji had "hiragana" written on them!
I am not stupid! Look at me! Yay! Yay! Yay!
Yes, sir!
The other day...
I appeared in a drama starring you, Mr. Kawai.
When I acted in the drama, you usually said "Yes, sir!"
But you said "Yes, that's enough!"
What's going on?
That's enough. I'll do my best.
Yes, sir!
The other day...
I played a famous parent and child.
And last but not least...
Matsumoto Hitoshi, 29 years old.
His favorite show is...
"Soccer"!
Now that we've got all of you here...
Let's get started!
Excuse me, Mr. Hamada.
May I introduce myself?
Huh? Oh!
Excuse me.
Go ahead!
Um... I'm an assistant.
Um... Assistant...
Um... Director...
What did you say?!
Definitely a master!
I'm a master at "soccer" too!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Hey! Go away!
This book...
I will be using this book...
To help you read...
"Soccer" as it is written.
To start with...
This is Michael Jackson!
Start!
Konnichiwa!
Michael!
The book's title is "Konnichiwa"!
I was born in Ohio.
Is that so?
I was born there.
When I turned 18, I had a plastic surgery.
You had a plastic surgery when you were 18.
Next!
Until I had a plastic surgery, I had nicknames like "Jackie" and "Jackyan" and "Mai-san"...
That's enough!
I don't care about your nickname!
When we had our first date, Mai-san touched my nose.
Ouch!
Don't touch me!
I asked her.
She said...
She did it.
She said it at that moment.
Should I do more?
But Mai said it like this.
If you like me, try and catch me!
What are you saying?
Hey, are you on the beach or what?
We're on the beach.
And so, Mai's nose was removed.
Don't take it off! Don't take it off!
I slowly closed my eyes...
and was in the present.
Hello, this is...
Headphone Telephone Game!
From the headphones, music is being played.
With the movement of my mouth...
you will tell me what I am saying in order.
Here is the first topic!
Here it is!
The West wins!
Yes.
And finally...
Dave Spector!
Yes.
Is there such a word?!
Why?!
Dave Spector!
Hail Spector!
What is this?
Now, Okamura-san-kun, the answer is...
Dave Spector!
Is that how you pronounce it?
Okamura-san, what was it again?
Dave Spector!
I'm also Dave Spector.
Dave Sempter!
Dave Spector!
The answer is...
Dave Spector!
What are you talking about?
Dave and Dave...
Dave Spector is the correct answer.
The last one is...
Orikomi Utamassu!
Today...
Why do you say "today" twice?
I'm emphasizing "today", right?
Yay!
Something you have at home.
Sounds good!
I've prepared something you have at home.
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, let's go! Orikami singing competition, ready!
Yay!
Ah, there it is.
There it is.
Go ahead!
You're a funky monkey baby!
I'm crazy about you!
But I miss you!
My girlfriend!
OK, I got it!
You're crazy about me!
Good evening, how are you?
I won't let you go!
And...
- Are you ready? - Yes!
Blow away your dark fate!
Cooler! Bat! Fuzzy!
As usual, it's over.
It can't be helped.
It's up to the audience to put on the performance or not.
If the audience is bad, I won't ride it.
I don't think it's a good audience today.
Oh, is that so?
You know, before the show starts, girls go out together.
Not a single one laughs.
As if it's part of the stage.
It's so quiet.
I wonder why Team Zero is doing this.
I wonder if they're trying to make up for it.
But we're not there yet.
I don't think there are many comedians I can acknowledge.
What?
Don't bite me again!
Are there any comedians you can acknowledge right now?
I didn't say there aren't any!
Dick! Dick!
There aren't many.
I see. I'll give you a name.
What are you doing?
Are you being acknowledged or not?
If you're so determined...
Enoken.
That's old!
I thought it was a good name.
If you don't tell me why you can't acknowledge me,
people will think I'm rude.
Right?
Right.
Let me explain.
Explain what?
It's obvious you can't acknowledge me.
Why?
Laughter is more fun today than yesterday and tomorrow than today!
I'm next to you!
Laughter in the past is more fun now than in the past.
I don't know why!
I see. So you can't acknowledge me now?
For example...
Don't say it!
For example...
I did it!
I'm this old now!
This is the present!
But the next one is already in the past, isn't it?
The next one is "ahahaha"
It's not funny anymore.
It's already in the past!
It's not funny anymore! I don't think so!
You like it, don't you?
You admit it, don't you?
Yes, I admit it!
You admit it!
Well...
I don't like it!
Well...
But...
To be honest...
I think I'm the funniest!
No, no!
That's good! That's good!
I know that!
Who doesn't admit it?
Wow!
It's like...
In this hall...
I've been living my life like this, and I've heard people complaining about it, but it's no use.
I'm going to endure people's bad words for another thirty minutes today.
You're the one who said it!
Get your human heart back!
No, it's not like that...
Oh, Makao Mie-san wrote in a magazine...
"Recently, it's like you just said...
...people keep saying bad things about you."
I've been watching you since you started laughing.
Even though you don't say bad things about me, you can still laugh about me.
Why do you keep saying bad things about me?
I'm disappointed in you!
These are really good words.
These are good words, but...
Even though I say bad things about you...
...when I'm told bad things about you, I can just accept it.
Right things are always right!
No matter what kind of bad things you say about me...
- Oh, is that so? - Yes.
Let's just accept it, okay?
But you don't have to say things like that anymore.
That's right. You just wanted to ask me about it in the first place, right?
- Because you said things like that. - Ah...
- No, well... - Let's not say things like that anymore, okay?
- That's right! - Yes.
Saying things like that is already...
- Right? - Yes.
- It has a bad meaning. - It has a bad meaning.
- Right? - No, it doesn't...
- But Makao Mie doesn't say things like that! - Hey!
I... I don't know about this!
- Recently... - Yeah?
- Well...
- My luck is bad. - I don't know about it.
- It's been popular for a while now, like fortune - telling. - Oh...
- I don't know about it. - I don't know about it, either.
- I don't know if I'm lucky or not. - Yeah.
- But I'm sure my luck is biased. - Oh...
- Why? Did something happen? - No, it's not bad.
What's wrong with you?!
- I'm scared of you! - If you say things like that...
- "My luck is bad" or something like that... - Get out of here!
- "My luck is bad" or something like that... - You're a gang!
- Why?!
- No, I mean...
- There's nothing good about you!
- Why don't you add "fan letter" or something like that?
- You're more like a "delmo" type of woman.
- Why can't you send her a "fan letter"?
- What? What? What?
- A photo. - A fan letter.
- Why don't you send her one?
- Why would you do that?
- You're right about your "fan letter" type of woman.
- Shut up!
- You're on another level!
- But you're not "fan letter" type of woman!
- Who do you think you are?!
- I'm right next to you!
- You're not seeing any "fan letter" type of woman.
- Do you think there is?
No, it's a little warmer.
That's forcibly, isn't it?
Like a rape killer.
No, no, it's not forcibly.
Even if you don't have coins in your nose, it doesn't matter.
To convince you with this "becharie",
first of all, there is no woman who can win.
Basically, women are stupid creatures.
Is that so?
No, women are stupid creatures.
What makes you say so?
You say "men and women are equal", don't you?
Yes.
That's absolutely impossible.
Why?
No...
For example, if you make me say something like this,
I'm doing it equally between men and women.
For example...
What do you mean?
For example, there are ugly men, right?
They say "make yourself ugly", right?
I say "make yourself ugly" to ugly girls, too.
You say it equally between men and women?
It's equally between men and women!
I say "make yourself ugly" to fat girls.
And they say "ugh, that's terrible for a woman!"
"make yourself ugly" they say.
Even though I'm doing it equally between men and women,
a woman who says "that's terrible for me" doesn't have the right to say "equally between men and women", right?
I see, I see.
It's like that when I hit someone.
It's equally between men and women.
Sometimes you hit a man like this, and sometimes you hit a woman like this, too.
You hit a woman with a club.
You were pissed off, weren't you?
Oh, Hama-chan, you're saying a good thing right now.
Why?!
Stop it, you!
I'm Shingo Shingo.
Hama-chan, you're saying a good thing right now.
Today, I'm going to tell you about a special case.
A special case?
It's a special case.
It's a big one.
It's Mutsugoro.
The other day, I discovered him in a famous hotel in Tokyo.
When I approached him and asked "are you Mutsugoro- san?", he said "well, yes, but..."
What's with that attitude?!
Well, yes, but...
And your neighbor's dog is shedding its hair. What kind of disease is this?
When I asked him, he said "Hmph! An amateur like you wouldn't understand even if I told you this!"
Hmph!
I didn't say it!
Die!
I didn't say it!
That's what I said.
Why did you say it like an amateur?
But if it's true, it's amazing.
I don't know much about animal love.
You like all animals, don't you?
That's right.
But animals are discriminated against, aren't they?
Dogs and wolves are called "babies".
They are so cute.
Babies are called "kids".
I don't know why mackerels are killed so easily.
Is that so?
Yes.
Everyone here is a mackerel, so I don't care about peace.
No, I mean, if I could love all animals and have six of them, I would accept it.
If I could dive into the sea and make a rumbling sound and love mackerels...
He really likes animals.
I think so, too.
If you were to make a trendy criminal drama, what would you name it?
It's a criminal drama, but I should think about it a little more.
What would you name it?
I would name you...
"Big nobleman".
I would name you "Big nobleman".
What do you mean, "Big nobleman"?
You shouldn't have said that!
Yes, yes, yes.
"Big nobleman" is a bit...
It's a funny show for the viewers, though.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're making me laugh!
What are you doing? Where are you doing "Big nobleman"?
It's a TV station.
You're still a fool!
The people who appear in it are really good, but...
It's a TV station!
No, it's not!
It's not!
What is it?
"Big nobleman".
It's "Big nobleman".
What else is there?
It sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
What else is there?
Ah! There's that...right? Dangerous...
Dangerous what?
Dangerous what? Dangerous what?
What was he doing?
Show me!
I think we can play more with the title. I think it will change more and more.
Yes, yes.
So even "deka" had seven "deka"s, didn't it?
In the past, yes.
So even "annan" has five or six "deka"s.
What's up with you? You usually have five or six "keiji", "nantoka", "nan niyo"s, and "deka"s.
What about "deka"s with five or six "deka"s?
That's why they start with "deka"s on planes.
I know that! Five or six "deka"s!
That's like "jimei" 75...
How many "deka"s do you have?
There's "deka"s that are more like "deka"s than "deka"s.
How many "deka"s?
Half of them can be seen.
No, no, not even half of it came out. I was like "there's something wrong with it".
Are you going to let me do it properly in the drama?
What?
In the drama.
Well, when you're serious, you can do it.
No, but, how do you say it...