AISubs v3.5
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Next up is "Which one is the star or the signing event?"
When you see this, you wonder what it is.
- Which one is the star? - Which one is the star?
- It's the signing event! - Right!
- A star appears! - A star appears!
- What? - A star appears!
Was there a star besides us?
- Shall we introduce it? - Shall we?
- Yes! - Please come out! It's a star!
- It's a star! - It's quite a star, isn't it?
- It was a bit too much until now. - It's quite narcissistic.
- You're used to it! - If you have time, look in the mirror.
- Next up, this is also a star! - Is this also a star?
- You're a producer, right? - I'm a producer!
- I'm not a producer! - I'm not a producer!
- Today, as the name suggests, "Which one is the star or the signing event?"
- We're in Harajuku now. - Harajuku!
- We're in Sakeshita. - Yes, yes.
- We all have our own signs. - Yes.
- First of all, Saito-san! - Yes!
- "To Sama-chan, hey po!" - "Love!"
- Why is it "hey po"?! - Everyone says "hey po" - Why is it "hey po"?!
- Hey, producer Suwako. - The person is confused...
- Because the person is saying "Saito-san, Saito - san", it's "hey po", right? - Ah, I see.
- I see! - So it starts from there?
- It's "hey po", not "hey po"!
- Everybody says "hey po"!
- Everyone says "hey po", no "hey po"! - It's "hey po", not "hey po"!
- Everyone says "hey po", no "hey po"!
- "O-ho, Macchan-en". - What does it mean?
- "U-i-chi-ya", "U-i-chi-ya"! Sarcasm!
- Each of you say your own signs.
- There was a sign meeting. - That's right.
- I didn't think it would be funny at all. - You didn't?
- When I looked down... - It was like a mountain.
- It was more violent than I imagined.
- People down there came to see this star. - They did.
- Can you wave your hands? - Wave your hands.
- Look at me!
- I'm going home. - I'm going home.
- Mr. Koyno. - Yes? - Isn't this place a little lonely?
- Well, there are too many people here. - It's lonely.
- So we can't film here. - No, we can't.
- So where are we today? - This is the fourth and third streets.
- Oh, this is before Marushio. - Before Marushio, there is Heipo and Otomo.
- Heisei's big new house. - Yes.
- Well, Otomo says it's Shinjuku's new house. - Yes.
- I think this house is a little lonely. - It's a Harajuku's new house.
- Oh, it's a Harajuku's new house. - Yes.
- Well, it's not Harajuku at all. - Yes.
- I think people think it's a country house. - It's tough.
- It's said it's a Heipo's shop. - What does "first visit to Japan" mean?
- It should be a hot topic in a TV magazine. - Yes.
- "First visit to Japan" of Heipo. - I think it's a foreigner.
- I think it's a Hong Kong singer. - I think it's a foreigner.
- What about you? - Oh, it's "Yuritore" of Heipo.
- What about you? - What about you?
- "Relanche" - "Relanche"
- Oh! - Oh!
- First of all, it's Heipo. - Heipo is a relaxed smile.
- When one person comes, it's called "Crowd Faith". - Yes.
- It's something that goes on and on. - Yes.
- Please do your best. - Yes.
- Oh, it continued. - Yes.
- It's like this. - Yes.
- When one person comes... - Yes.
- Everyone is embarrassed. - Yes.
- Even if you want it... - I see.
- You don't want it. - I see.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's really lined up with me! - It's really lined up with me!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Here, Abe-kun is a little... - Here, Abe-kun is a little...
- Oh! - Here, Abe - kun is a little... - Oh! Here it is! - Ah, there it is! - There it is! - We've been chasing it! - Yes! - We've been chasing it all along!
- It's scary how little students there are. - Yes.
- How many were there in total? - How many were there?
- About eight. - Eight? - Yes.
He wrote it himself and said "thank you" and "excuse me"
What should we do for you, Otono-kun?
A signature of the police.
This is a sponge.
It's a human sensor.
We'll have you polish your car first.
Oh, really?
First of all, this is a body wash.
Oh, nice.
Go!
Get in, you!
Go!
I'm a genius, you know! I'll have you tell me a lot of things.
I'll have to clean it up for you.
There's a pack of dogs gathering around.
Wow, they're getting drunk. They're turning into aliens.
They're eating bread. Bread!
Sorry to keep you waiting. It's past nine already.
This is probably the latest show since the show started.
I'm really sorry about that.
Yesterday, you...
Shut up!
Yesterday, we were filming in Aoyama.
An old man came up to us and said, "Where are you filming?"
We all said, "We're sorry."
Kyoko Kishida and Ojinger came up to us and said, "We're sorry."
We apologized and...
Shut up!
What is this?
You're really short-tempered.
You idiot!
If we were told, "You're in the way," we'd say, "We're sorry," too.
You were in the way.
We weren't in the way!
We just passed by.
We passed by and said, "Eat this!"
You said, "Eat this!" first.
"Eat this!" What are you talking about?
After that, Kyoko Kishida came up to me and said...
Were you a bad guy?
No, I wasn't a bad guy.
I wasn't a bad guy, but...
Kyoko Kishida made me mad.
You idiot!
If you were in love with her, you wouldn't be in love with her now.
You were sleeping.
You were sleeping next to him.
If you were mad and he was mad, it would be terrible.
So I said, "Stop it, old man."
You've become a good person.
No, I'm not a good person.
I don't want to see you like that anymore.
What?
In the past, I used to deal with yakuza all the time.
- Even after I became boss. - No, you're not! You're beautiful!
- No, I'm not like that. - What kind of boss are you?
- No, I'm not like that. - You don't look like one.
So let's not talk about that.
Well, being a talent makes me angry sometimes.
- It does, doesn't it? - Yes.
The other day, I went to a convenience store and they said, "You can only go to E.M.P.M."
- Even if you say it like that, it's not true. - That kind of declaration is definitely a lie!
Why do I have to go to a convenience store and they say I can only go to E.M.P.M.?
I can't go to a jacuzzi and I can't go to a tomato shop?
No, of course, if there are two of us and one of us is somewhere and the other is E.M.P.M., I'll go to E.M.P.M., right?
You're just declaring it.
Well, well, well...
There are a lot of things, but you shouldn't make a fuss about it.
If you hit me like that, you'll end up in the newspaper.
How many times did you say "hit me"? I don't know about that!
It just happened to come out in a loud voice, so I thought I'd dig it up for now.
But if you say it like that, you're trying to make me hit you, aren't you?
You're such a liar! Don't say it like that!
I was here with you when you were angry, wasn't I?
Oh, really?
I was talking with you.
What were you talking about with me like that?
Would you like to go out for lunch?
Why?
Why don't you go out for lunch with me when you're angry like that?
No, no, I'm sorry, old man, but let's go out for lunch again.
Old man, let's go.
Are you stupid?
I called you for about two hours yesterday.
Liar!
I'm sorry.
By the way, when we arrived in Harajuku yesterday, I heard that there was a Norpy House or something like that.
That's fine, isn't it?
Don't you know about it?
No, I don't know about it!
My shop had a Norpy House upstairs, so I thought I'd take a look.
But there wasn't a single person downstairs!
It was just the three of us standing there.
It's because you happened to be filming downstairs!
Why are you being such a pain in the ass?!
Why are you being such a good girl today?!
Why isn't anyone here at that hour of Sunday?!
It's because you left your goods at home!
No, no, no.
Even though you're filming downstairs...
If you're filming downstairs and there's a crowd of people...
There's a staircase next to it, and if you go up there, it becomes Norpy House.
Hey, if you're filming like that...
Then what are you doing?!
If you're filming downstairs and we're upstairs...
There's a lot of people in my bath, right?
It's pretty busy in there.
And if you come out a little bit, you leave your Norpy goods there, right?
Why aren't you here?!
It's just that the clerk and customer got it wrong...
No, no, I didn't get it right. I didn't get Norpy's goods.
Oh, so you bought it right away?
Why?!
I mean...
If you say you didn't get it right away, you'll get it right away!
Come on, Hamada-kun, you can't say things like that!
I like Norpy.
What?! What do you know about Norpy?!
Gaaaaah!
Gross!
You said something terrible when I robbed Takumatsu, didn't you?!
You've changed!
What?! I didn't say anything, so eat it up!
You can't do that!
I can't?
You're the ones who made me bathe!
You didn't do anything, Takumatsu!
Noribi didn't do anything either!
But!
- Don't say things like that! - Noribi!
Don't say things like that!
I don't like it when you call me "P" anymore, Kageyama!
You say things like that all the time!
When we work together like this, it's troublesome!
What are you going to do?
What if you call me "Kana-P"?
Well, if you say it like that, I'm not going to hit you!
Right?
Ah!
What?
I'm Fusai Koyanagi.
The other day, I came here for a show.
And...
In the morning...
- Fusai came, right? - Fusai came...
And Kenya came.
Isn't this show the one that won two awards?
Ah...
The one with the big nipples...
And the one who's good at everything...
But you're number one now!
You've won two awards!
Isn't Kenya the one that won two awards?
That's what they say.
Ah, you're wrong.
Well...
You two look alike.
- Yes, we do. - You two look alike.
- Yes, we do.
- You two are angry. - No, we're not angry.
Kenya's smiling.
Kenya...
You see...
You know what I mean.
I'm really sorry!
If you wanted to be laughed at, you should have said this.
Oh, come on!
You're so dirty!
What are you talking about?
If you said that, I wouldn't have said it.
I just said that you were smiling.
It's funny, but...
We had a little competition.
We don't have anything to bet on now, do we?
That's right.
Why don't you stop betting and just do the punishment?
Why?
If you didn't do anything wrong, why didn't you let me rap?
You should have lost!
Well, you know...
I said too much bad things about people.
Of course you know what you're saying!
Think about it in terms of time.
White!
Let's talk about it later.
White, I don't mind, but...
It hasn't been announced yet who will participate.
It hasn't, right?
We'll decide what we'll do.
If you lose, you'll be held hostage and buried somewhere.
Why are you saying such sad things?
After white...
After white, what happens next?
New year's eve comes and...
You're naked and...
You're out and...
I'm saying...
You're naked and...
Why can't I participate?
If you lose, you'll participate, right?
That's not how you say it.
You know that...
- Death test? - Death test!
That...
I can't participate.
Are you sure about that?
No, it's decided.
I'm definitely out.
No, no, I'm saying...
If you lose, you'll be held hostage and buried somewhere.
You know that, right?
If you're going to say something like that, I'm not going to hold you hostage.
If you lose, you'll be held hostage and buried somewhere somewhere else.
I... I... I don't think I want to be a smoker.
When I was a schoolboy in Nagano Prefecture... where is this? Hijiri Mountain?
Yes.
I went on a camp training. It was very cold and I might catch a cold.
It's painful when your nose is clogged there.
Actually, there's a way to fix that.
If you put a stick around your nose hole...
Oh, my God! Your nose goes through it.
No, it's definitely not.
It stinks!
So it's around here, right?
It stinks!
Even if it stinks, it's better for your nose to go through it.
No, no! If it's clogged here and you sleep like this...
If it's clogged here and you do like this...
Yes, but...
If it's clogged on the left and you look like this, it feels pretty good, doesn't it?
No, it's not like that. If you do like this, it'll be clogged here.
And if you sleep like this, it'll be clogged here again.
No, it's not like that! That's why it's clogged here!
If it's clogged here, look this way!
You can't do that until morning.
If you do like that, you'll fall asleep.
You'll definitely fall asleep.
No, it's not like that!
You'll get sick.
No, you won't get sick!
You won't get sick!
Your nose is really annoying, isn't it?
Oh, this? Here?
This is really annoying!
Who said that?
It was yesterday's problem.
I was really worried about it.
Well, you know...
But sometimes, when I look in the mirror, I think...
Should I get out of here?
What's wrong with me?
Hama-chan, in a certain show, Akiko Uwada took your lips away. What did you think of it?
It was similar.
You left it up to Akko, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
During a live broadcast, you were kissing her, weren't you?
I got caught by that man.
It was smelly.
And my hand was itching.
It was itching.
Yes, yes, yes.
That man's hand was like...
It was as big as a mountain.
It was as big as a beer can.
That man's hand was itchy, wasn't it?
But if I thought he was serious about it, I couldn't resist it.
You couldn't, could you?
If I was held down like this, I couldn't do anything with my upper body.
You couldn't do it.
And with my underpants.
If I was held down like this, I couldn't do anything with my legs and underpants.
I couldn't do it anymore.
It's kind of funny now.
I couldn't do it anymore.
You couldn't do it anymore.
You took my pants off in one go, didn't you?
What?
You took my pants off in one go, didn't you?
What kind of brother are you?
You're too much!
Do you think you're better than me?
No, I'm better than you.