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I'm going to beat you up.
On the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai" we are going to make Yamazaki do a special project!
How long have you been doing this?
Six years in this world.
Six years and you are still doing it, right?
Yes, we are still doing it.
But you don't have your own show.
No, we don't.
In that sense, you have to train today.
We are very kind, aren't we?
Yes, we are.
When Hamada and I become a couple, it's all about "Team Zero".
What's "Team Zero" doing?
Hamada's wife is also worried about him.
I didn't know that.
She also calls him "Team Zero".
I'm so happy.
Do you still want to talk about it?
Yes, I do.
Please do your best and look forward to it.
When you have a show, you have to listen to the guests and their stories.
Yes, it's important.
In a way you are weaker than me.
In that sense, I'm going to invite a guest to talk with you.
Can you be more excited?
When you are excited and look at the camera...
Yay! Yay! Yay!
The first show is "Hug Yomesaki".
I've grown up to be a talent who can put on a mask and have a show.
Let me call a special guest and have a free talk with him.
Please welcome our special guest!
Is it OK like this?
Yes.
Is it OK like this?
Yes.
It's Mr. Yananobuo!
I'm going to ask Yananobuo!
Today, I've written down various questions on the board for you, Mr. Yananobuo.
Let's answer those questions together.
OK?
Hobbies!
Mr. Yananobuo, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Alcohol and women.
Oh, alcohol and women!
That's a good hobby!
Do you think it's a good hobby?
Yes, it's a good hobby!
What about you?
Cosplay! Cosplay!
Alcohol and women.
I don't like it either!
What about you, Yananobuo?
I used to be a poker player, but now I'm playing shogi.
Oh, you're playing shogi!
You even play ojingu!
Let's move on to the next question.
Fashion!
Oh, fashion!
Do you always wear that kind of corden outfit?
No, I have no choice but to wear it.
Oh, really?
Does it make you look fashionable?
Hey!
You know...
Yes?
What you're asking is wrong. I'm... you know...
Yes?
Are you telling me to do this?
Yes.
You know, you came to my office and said...
Hey, call me.
Hey, I'm going to interview you for a commercial for a stage of "The Interview of a Villain Introduction".
Yes.
This has nothing to do with it.
No...
You made it?
No, I didn't make it.
What's going on here?
What's going on?
What?
Hey, stop the tape for a second.
We're talking about something else here.
Yes?
Who's responsible for this?
Call me, you bastard!
Hey!
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
It's scary.
You wrote it, didn't you?
Excuse me.
I'm sorry. I'll pay you back later.
Oh, later.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Yes, I understand.
But you prepared it for me.
You said you'd advertise it for me.
Yes.
So, you want me to do this much for you, right?
Yes.
Can I do it?
Yes, I'll do it now.
What's that?
Teeth.
No, hairstyle.
Hair style.
What do you want me to do with it?
You're always like this.
Are you trying to be sarcastic?
No, I'm not.
Take it off!
I'm sorry.
Take it off.
What do you want me to do with it?
You're always like this.
I'm sorry.
Stop it!
You'll be scolded today.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Here you go again.
I told you, didn't I?
Yes.
Stop the tape.
Don't stand in line like that.
I'm sorry.
Hey, don't be like that.
What?
Hey, take off your pants.
No, I'm sorry.
Take it off.
I'll cut off your hands.
I'm sorry.
Hurry up!
Yes, sir.
Hey, take off the mic.
Take it off.
Take off your pants.
Take it off.
Do it!
Good morning!
Good morning.
Everyone, please try this.
No, we don't.
I like it.
What?
What did you eat?
Everyone, please tell me.
It's good.
No, it's not.
What the hell is this?
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
You didn't want to hit me, did you?
No, I didn't.
I think Yamazaki can do it now.
Can you do it?
If you think about it, this show has always been about ketsubi, right?
That's right.
It's always been about ketsubi and candy, right?
It's candy.
Why is that? Is there someone who's a candy man?
Today, I'm eating a hat that looks like Poohal again.
This is like looking for a Dragon Ball.
It's a little big.
I'm 55 years old, but it's pretty big.
It suits you.
What do you think about this?
It looks like Poohal again.
When I saw it for the first time, it reminded me of Nishida Toshino in his prime.
That's right.
It's always been about candy, right?
That's right.
Why is that? Is there someone who's a candy man?
But is this show always packed like this?
It's not like that.
Even if it's just an opening show...
Yeah...
In that sense, it's pretty long.
I can't read it, but this is a problem.
No, no, it's fine.
No, it's not that big of a problem.
Well, I do have a little bit of candy in me, you know.
So...
Hey, say it!
But you know, I don't hate candy as much as you hate it.
I didn't ask you about that!
You know, in my heart...
What are you talking about?
Hey, look at me.
Look at me.
You and I haven't been dating for a while, so I might have had a little bit of candy in me, but...
It's fine.
It's a little musical for me.
Why?!
It's in my personality.
So...
When it's raining...
How do you say it?
I want to dance.
I want to do all kinds of things with an umbrella.
Like this...
I've been dancing a lot lately, but I like this one.
You've been doing this lately, haven't you?!
Well, well, well...
Is this the right season for it?
Actually, I've done it like three times.
It has nothing to do with the number!
But it's raining now, no matter what you say.
But you know, in this season...
When it's a little cold...
When it's raining outside and you're in the house with a car in your bed...
Have you ever been in a car while it's raining outside and you're in the house with a car in your bed?!
You're a short-term fanatic, aren't you?!
You're talking a lot about it again today.
Don't say "again today", you!
Let me reflect on yesterday's show.
You don't have anything to reflect on!
Even if you say that, you say it too much!
Yesterday's show...
Ah, wait a minute...
Takuma-shi...
Takuma...
Takuma-san doesn't have anything...
It's not Takuma-san's fault!
When did you say that?!
It's not like I said I wanted to be Masao-san!
You shouldn't say that!
I don't like that!
What do you mean?!
I'm responsible for what I say!
I'll never take back what I say!
What do you mean?!
That was... That was a bit...
That was a bit bad... Take a look at your house last night.
Really?
I don't mind your house.
I don't...
My house? That's my fault!
He's said it before! That you don't know, so you don't like it.
Like I said!
But Takuma-san didn't do anything!
Really? I saw your house yesterday too!
No, I don't think that's a problem at all.
Oh, really?
I'd go like this and squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
After that, I'd hold my head and go like this, like this, like this.
No, no, no!
Why can't you do it, Taka?
No, it's not like that.
You don't say things like that.
Oh, is that so?
No, it's not like that. I didn't say anything like that.
You didn't say anything like that, did you?
Which one? Which one?
You know...
Oh, come on! You're going too far!
No, no. I'm fine like this.
No!
No, no. I'm fine like this.
Well, it was more like, "Gosh!
These two are saying something absurd!"
That's what it looked like.
Aside from that, we didn't say anything like, "No one should be bald
or something like that, OK?"
Or "No one should be married
or smelly or something like that."
We didn't say anything like that.
Right?
Right.
I don't know.
As for Takuma-shin...
No, it's nothing like that.
I just thought about it for a moment.
It has nothing to do with it.
He seems like a nice person, but I feel sorry for him.
You're really dirty.
What do you mean?
What do you mean by my position?
I'm talking about your opinion.
I'm not saying anything about my position or your opinion.
I'm just saying...
What do you mean?
You don't have arms, so you don't have Tara-chan.
I'm not saying anything like that.
You are!
You're saying that because of his ugly arms.
No, I'm not saying anything about Tara-chan.
I'm just saying that you're a bit like her.
I'm not saying anything like that.
You're really dirty.
Let's stop this.
I'm only saying things that are offensive.
That's not how you say it.
You say things like...
For now, I'll stay here and watch Tsuyogi.
But later you say things like...
Ponkonpenpon.
You say things that are offensive.
I've said everything about you.
What did you say?
What did I say?
Did you say anything offensive?
You said everything about me.
That's not related to my position.
That's not relevant!
If you say things like that, it's dangerous.
I'm not saying anything offensive.
When I asked you what you said about me, you said "Dave Spector."
You said everything offensive, but you didn't say anything offensive about me.
You're not saying anything offensive about me, are you?
Don't point fingers at me.
That's what you're saying, right?
Yes.
From now on, I won't say "peee" or "ponkon" or "pinpin" in this show.
I won't say "dogaan" or "dogaan" in this show.
People who watch TV don't know who says "peee" or "nattari" in the old days.
As a TV person, you shouldn't say such things.
I mean it.
Don't cut or deceive me with sound.
If you say it properly, I'll play the whole show for you.
I don't think it's possible.
It's possible.
Yes.
But...
Hey!
Yes, dad?
Talk properly!
I'm talking properly.
Don't mind me.
I've never really minded you.
I know.
But I don't like being chosen like you.
Being chosen for what?
For not apologizing if I say it?
Yes.
Don't apologize!
Can you say anyone's bad words?
No, I can't say anyone's bad words even though I'm not angry.
I'm not angry at anyone now.
But you're not now, right?
You're dirty.
You're different from Hama-chan until you became an editor.
I'm not angry at you, but I'm worried about you.
People who appear in commercials are cute, aren't they?
Because they're commercial girls?
That's right.
It's my first time appearing in an edgy show.
You have a mustache!
Judge, that's strange, isn't it?
No, it's just that it's difficult.
No matter how you look at it, it's not cute.
I'm sorry, but...
That's not it!
When I gave that speech, it wasn't there!
Right?
I went to about five people at the end...
I didn't know what was going to happen until about five people told me not to do it.
So I was rushing things and she decided it for me.
Then the agency said, "Oh, you decided it!"
Then I decided what I had been thinking about until now and I did it!
Why is that?
I don't know!
There are things like that!
But there are things I'm interested in.
Things like annoying things...
Isn't that more cute?
Design!
That's what I'm thinking about now.
So you're going to take over and put in CP?
Yes.
Really?
Go ahead and say it!
What are you interested in?
Well...
I don't really think about other people.
You really don't? What's wrong with you?
You've been complaining about it on TV.
Who is it?
Who knows about things like this?
Writers? Actors?
Even commercials?
Commercials or anything.
Commercials...
They're ugly.
But I don't think people who say they're cute are cute.
For example?
You know...
Who?
There are people like that.
Who?
Who says things like that as an idol?
You know...
I don't know!
You know what I mean!
Right?
That's a little different.
Right?
I already know that.
Is it like that?
Well, I don't know anything.
I don't have a P.E. either.
Oh, teacher, you haven't said your name. Who was that girl?
Everyone knows!
No, no, no! Who was she?
Who?
Well...
Ago Isamu.
You're lying!
Good evening, everyone.
Today, we'll be sending you two's love letters.
You know, like...
There's something like a computer that you can play with in a game center.
And we'll be sending you our love letters.
A type of you and A type of them are more likely to spoil B type of you.
You two are...