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The third time, kid's third time, kid's second time,
every month, Nakibokuro Okamoto and Koji Neto's strategy!
This is our third time, but I think this is our first time.
You always throw it away in one go.
It's not about throwing it away, it's about acting it out.
Let's take a look at today's goods.
This is today's goods.
You've done a good job.
Today, as for Okamoto, it's better.
How much did it cost in total?
This jacket was pretty expensive, so it was about 20,000 yen.
In total, it was about 25,000 yen.
The rest of the 5,000 yen will go somewhere else.
We've prepared a lot of things for you.
Thank you.
I'll show you now.
It's cool.
Wow, you're naked!
Wow, you're dirty!
Wow, look at you!
Wow, wow, wow!
You're wearing a lot of underwear!
Wow, you've got a lot of underwear, but you're still naked!
Wow, look at you!
Wow, you're big!
That's great!
You're so cool!
Let me ask you something.
As I am now, as a member of society, I have borrowed a lot of money.
No, you haven't.
Shall I say this too?
You look cool.
You look like an artificial human being.
Good, good, you did it, you did it.
You did it, you did it, you did it.
Take it easy, take it easy.
You look cool!
Look at him, he's like "Whoa!"
I want to ask you something.
What's this?
Wait a minute...
It has a little bit of Kishida Kyoko in it.
But it's a little funky, isn't it?
Can you say "Whoa" with this?
Whoa...
Whoa... this is...
It's twice as cool as I thought it would be...
If you try it.
I thought it would be funny.
What's this?
I've been waiting for this for a long time.
You can do it like this too.
You look cool!
That's it, that's it. Whoa, that's good!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
Can you play something with the guitar?
What?
What can you do?
Can you play "Alice"?
You are like lightning...
Good morning!
I don't know if our coordination and sense are good or bad.
That's right.
In that sense, I'll call you "judge".
Let's see if it's good or not.
Well, judge, thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
This is as far as we can make it.
Yes, but this man is the one who made Okamoto-kun.
So, is Malaysia Okamoto-kun's mother?
Hey, do it properly!
You're still a funky man!
You didn't go to college to do this, did you?
No.
Then, thank you for letting me sit here until now.
I'll do my best in this school.
I'm angry! I'm angry!
You're all pretty grown up.
Well...
Well, I'm an idiot here, you know.
But you know, this age is the most difficult age.
What are you talking about?
No, it's true. If you make me laugh at this age, it's enough for me.
How old are you?
Twenty-two.
Twenty-three?
You're the worst person to make me laugh.
You were laughing a lot just now!
No, no.
I thought about it and you're the worst person to make me laugh.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
I'm not like I used to be, where I'd fall and go crazy.
With a light touch, you know?
Hmm?
You're making me laugh!
If you were a high school student...
You're making me laugh!
If you were a high school student, you'd definitely make me laugh like this.
Make me laugh even more!
No, no, no!
It's enough for me to make you laugh like this!
Just by saying "Hmm?" you're making me go "Wah, wah, wah, wah!"
It's a difficult age.
Well...
Well, it's about time you start worrying about it.
You're making me laugh so much!
You know?
Everyone's shining!
It's because you don't have any worries.
No one should think like that.
Everyone has worries.
They do?
Of course they do.
I have a lot of them, too.
You idiot!
I don't have any worries.
You don't?
Of course you don't.
What are you worried about?
I'm worried about my house...
Your house?
What's wrong with you?
Okay, your house stinks.
Doesn't your house smell like someone's house?
No, it's not just your house.
Everyone's house smells like that.
It doesn't smell that bad.
Thank you for coming.
Wow, it stinks.
It stinks!
You know...
I know!
You must have been nervous, too!
Even if it's a business card, I know it's Matsumoto's house.
Even if it's a shirt, I know it's his house.
When I was in junior high school, we would change into jerseys at the gym.
And we'd all put our clothes in like this.
And when we were done playing taiko, we'd all close our eyes and guess whose shirt it was.
But we didn't know who it was.
Who is Matsumoto?
When my father and my mother became adults,
the smell came up.
The smell came up.
My own smell and my house's smell are the same.
That's right.
However, with four families,
the energy is amazing!
Wow! The house is getting excited!
When you walk in, you're like, 'Huh? What's going on?'
You guys, seriously!
That's rude!
But that's what everyone thinks.
So if you marry someone and have a family,
you can make up new smells.
And you can power up your house even more!
Even if you step on it,
the water tastes different, right?
It depends on the house.
I can drink my own water well.
I can drink it well.
But the water in that house is completely different!
I know, I know. That's true.
Also, the rice balls you eat in that house
are all bad.
It's not good for your appetite.
I know that,
but you eat rice balls in that house too.
It's not bad or smelly or dirty,
but I hate it!
"That old woman's rice balls..." "My old woman's is nothing."
"I don't care about it at all." "What kind of rice balls do you want to eat?"
"The old woman's you said you hated." "No, no."
"My old woman's is edible." "Why is that?!"
But someone studied this properly.
Why do we eat the same things and live the same life?
Why does every house smell different?
"I don't know." "It's strange."
So, you know...
There are friends who marry their friend's sister or sister-in-law.
I don't know about that.
Your sister smells like you, so it's not bad.
What do you call this smell?
Another unique...
"absolute smell." "What's absolute?"
To put it simply, it's your house's smell.
"It stinks." "Why?!"
"Is that so?" "I don't know."
My house smells like star dust.
"What are you talking about?!" "Yes, it does." "Star dust?!"
"I used to have a lot of problems." "Problems?"
Like, 'Why am I so small?'
That's not a problem!
"Everyone has problems!" "No, it's not!"
I'm big!
That's not a problem!
I used to have a lot of problems.
Like, 'Why am I so small?'
Now that I think about it, I didn't have any of those problems.
But I do have a lot of problems.
"Really?" "Yes, I do."
I think girls have a lot of them, too.
Like what?
I think girls have a lot of problems with their nipples.
More than that, your nipples...
Do you want me to take them off for you?
There's one that's like a flying fish.
There's one that's like a long one.
Like this one.
There's one that's like an indigo fly.
And me, my nipples...
There's one that's like coffee beans.
In the middle.
Can you bring me some coins?
If I do this, I feel like I'm going to get bored.
You're so depressed.
Yeah, I'm worried about Anna, too.
I feel like I'm going to have a dark winter.
I'm sure you've been thinking about something.
While we're on the subject...
I'll tell you what I've been thinking about today.
The other day...
Well, the show changes all the time, but...
People often say...
That you guys are annoying.
Yeah, you're right.
You guys are annoying.
Yeah, you're right.
How can you say that about our characters?
Yeah, I'm Mr. Malick's Anna.
When I was called Anna...
I thought I was going to be kicked out of the show.
Because I hate Anna!
You're definitely going to collapse.
I also hate Jibo's huggy-bong.
I absolutely hate it.
Well, you know...
You do it like this, right?
And there's a tree here.
It's okay for me, too.
But when I became like that teacher...
Depending on how you train...
There's about this much of a tree.
Just like this.
There's a really big tree here.
And you go...
Daaaah!
You're stupid!
This shape is stupid!
No, no, I...
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, you asked me if I could feel it.
I don't know about that.
I mean, you know...
I can feel it.
Completely.
What?
You mean back then?
Yeah.
I know what you mean.
Stop it.
I'm serious.
Try it.
Not like that. Forget it.
That teacher was waiting for me like that.
And when I fell down like that,
he was returning it like this.
This is wood, isn't it?
Oh, it stinks!
It's disgusting!
Don't spit it out!
Why did you spit it out and make His Majesty eat it?
You made me eat it.
I don't like it. It stinks.
Spit it out!
It stinks!
What's wrong with you?
It stinks.
You've been getting on my nerves lately.
You're more powerful than you used to be.
You used to love me more than you do now.
You used to say, "Don't say such stupid things."
I said, "Don't say such stupid things."
But now you say such stupid things.
I don't like your stupidity.
I'll hit you!
That's enough!
Mr. Sozai, why do you like the ratings?
I don't feel any sense of humor at all.
At this rate, Japanese TV will be made fun of by foreigners.
Please do something about it!
I don't think it's a bad idea to make fun of it.
I don't know about the drama you saw earlier, but...
The drama I saw earlier...
Mr. Sozai, it's a live-action version, isn't it?
I heard it had pretty good ratings.
Knowing that, as a person who works in the TV industry,
I don't have any confidence in myself anymore.
Why?
On a day like that...
It's definitely more fun if you don't chase me!
What?
Really?
Mr. Sozai...
Mr. Sozai of the drama you saw earlier...
If you've seen it...
It's a lot of people!
Go home, you guys! Go home!
As I thought, about one-third of the viewers are Japanese.
It's a lot of people!
- I don't know. - You said you saw a man before.
- Well, this is... - But you haven't seen him before!
- How many people are there, Mr. Sazai? - Hello!
No, no, I'll ask you now!
No, I mean, it's not like Mr. Sazai's content, but for example, you wanted to see someone coming out.
- That's it, isn't it? - Who did you want to see?
- Takumachi. - Takumachi, what are you talking about?!
- He's always been like that! - I'm not sleepy, Takumachi!
- In the morning, Watsuko goes to Sazae-san. - And who's that Takuma... Takuma what? You call him "Shin"?
- Takuma "Shin"? - Who's that? - Masuo-san. - Oh, this Masuo-san. - And? And?
- Ikaria! - Eh? Ikaria?! - No, well... - Ikaria - san? - Ikaria-san doesn't say much, but...
- Ikaria-san is... pretty... nice. - Nice.
- She's nice. - She's nice. - What about you? - Yoshiyuki Kazuko-san? - Ah, Yoshiyuki Kazuko-san!
- She's also... - Well, well, well... - I like her. - There's no one else. - Eh?
- What's her last name? - Norisuke-san? - Norisuke? Ah, Norisuke-san! - Who said "taigo - san"? - Eh?
- Kokusho? - It's not Kokusho. - Ah, that big - faced guy! - Ah, I see. This is different. - It's different, isn't it? - It's different, it's different, it's different.
- So, Takuma "Shin" is... well, considering his background and where he came from, it's definitely not "Tara-chan". - You're still too early, Masuo - san!
- Eh, who? T-Takuma? - T-Takuma... - "Shin" you say? "Shin" you say? - Don't say that! - Don't say that! - Don't say that!
- Recently, in a movie theater... "Eriki's Young Grand Prize"... "Albus's Young Grand Prize"... there was a movie with a tight title "Kayama Friendship", but...
...even now, they continue to make this series, and it's said that "Wooden Young Grand Prize" is the original video, but...
- What kind of story is it? - I don't know! - Young Grand Prize series... - Even if you say "Eriki's Young Grand Prize", I don't know why! - Eh, who said that?
- Who knows why? - Oh, I'm tired of hearing "Eriki's Young Grand Prize" from there.
- I don't know why. - Don't look at it. - Thank you. Thank you. "Eriki's Young Grand Prize".
- And? - Man, it's cold. - What are you saying? - But I want to make a movie someday.
- What kind of movie do you want to make? - Um... let's see... let's make a Godzilla movie.
- You know, Godzilla vs... what was it? - King Ghidorah. - King Ghidorah and stuff like that.
- You're tired of that kind of stuff, aren't you? So, Godzilla vs... you know... Yonesuke and stuff like that.
- I don't think so. - Why not? - I definitely won't watch it. - Why not?
- Gaaaah! Godzilla! - Who would watch Yonesuke? - Yonesuke wouldn't fight Godzilla!
- I don't know why. I don't watch it. - You know, there's a sunburn you see a lot.
- Why does a sunburned girl look like she's about to get sunburned? - Oh, I see. I think I know why.
- She doesn't look like she's about to get sunburned. Does she get sunburned? - No. - She doesn't look like it, does she?
- She's got a little bit of a cheetah in her. - Hey, look at me. I have two nose hairs.
- You know... - You're talking and I can't stop looking at your nose hair. - Actually, there was a check.
- I was told that Matsumoto-kun's nose hair was growing. - Yes, yes. - But I couldn't do anything about it.
- You couldn't do anything about it? I'm asking you for real! Don't you like it?! - What? - Don't you take off your "sum-na-ku-ba"?
- "Sum-na-ku-ba"? - It's a bank account.
- What do you want me to prepare for you? - "Sum - na-ku-ba"
- It's not a big deal. - You don't like it when people come out, but you don't like it when you come out.
- This is not a nose hair! - It's a nose hair!
- This is...
But I'm not afraid of tanning.
But I don't think it's a good idea for girls to stop tanning.
- They look cool. - And men, too.
- There are more men with long hair now. - Yes.
That's because of Eguchi Yosuke.
- Is that so? - Yes.
Imada Higashino was doing a radio show.
Eguchi Yosuke was doing a radio show in front of them.
Eguchi Yosuke was going to Imada Higashino.
They had a little talk and then Imada Higashino started a radio show.
Eguchi Yosuke didn't know about Imada Higashino, so he said no.
What are you doing?
What do you think you are doing?
You say it, too!
I think Eguchi Yosuke is pretty strong.
I think he is strong, but I've never said it like that.
Hey, you!
Did you grow out of your hair?
That's not a good way of saying it!
- That's... - That's not good!
What's wrong with you?
- Well... - You don't know, so you can't say it!
You had an ugly face in the past, too!
I had an ugly head, too!
But!
- You shouldn't say that! - You shouldn't say that!
You shouldn't say that!
- You shouldn't say that! - You shouldn't say that!
You shouldn't say that!
You wear hats all the time.
But what is the round circle on the top of the hat?
That's...
The round circle is the hat.