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The 2nd Gaki no Tsukai Arayone Tsukijige!
Entertainers, is that how you do it, Grand Prix?
Now, regarding last time's high praise,
since it's the 2nd time this time,
let me introduce you.
Mr. Otakema Otsu!
And next to him is Mr. Kano Temme!
And lastly, Mr. Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Today's question is heavy?
Can you do it without a mosaic?
If you say that, I don't know.
What do you mean by "mosaic"?
You write your answer here, right?
Your name, right?
So you put a mosaic here?
Yes, yes, yes, that's what I mean.
Not too much, not too little.
But there's no high praise here.
Now, the first question is this!
Even though you're popular, you often look like an ugly man.
What's with that ugly face of yours?
Why are you so popular?
Isn't it strange?
You look like a monkey!
There are a lot of people like that.
Now, please!
Go ahead!
I don't have a name, but...
Please explain it with your mouth.
First, Mr. Otake's answer!
Go ahead!
At first, I wrote "makihara" as my name,
but that's obvious, so...
What do you mean by "monkey"?
"Monkey" is...
you know, the one with the banana-looking face.
That's funny!
The most popular one in rock music.
"Kugota"!
Ah! "Kugota" and "Shinobu"!
"Kugota" is like...
Yes, yes, yes, I see!
You're cleaning up with "monkey"!
Now, Mr. Tembe!
"Kugota" was like...
"Nikko" was in the "monkey army"!
You're lying!
"Ishida" and "Shinichi"!
Now, for the third question...
Look at his face. He's embarrassed. Look at his face. He's dumbfounded.
Now, for the last question...
I'm sure of it. I'm sure of it. It's Yuuji Oda.
I see.
I'm sure of it. It's just Imoni-chan.
Now, please show us the correct answer!
Noriuki Makihara.
Mr. Otsurugi-tan.
Yuuji Oda.
He looks like a gorilla.
Fusehiroshi.
Yanagiba and Shiro.
Noriuki Makihara.
Otsurugi-tan.
Yuuji Oda.
He has a human-like face.
Makihara.
Fusehiroshi?
Yanagiba and Shiro.
He looks like a chicken.
Yuuji Oda.
Makihara.
He has a big mouth.
Otsurugi-tan.
Fusehiroshi!
The correct answer is Otsurugi-tan!
The public is worse.
I thought the answer was Otsurugi-tan.
I thought it was Otsurugi-tan.
The public is worse.
Noriuki Makihara.
Yes.
I called you "kappa" and you said "furimitan".
Is Otsurugi-tan popular?
It's a trendy drama and it's popular.
Popular?
What are you going to do when you're together?
With a smart guy like you.
I don't like this show.
Here is the next question!
An actress with a big nipple.
You're good at acting.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
You're good at it.
You're a big actress.
Everyone, there are many actresses out there.
Please write down "an actress with a big nipple".
Write it down.
What are you going to do when you're together?
Ootake-san, you look like you're going to die.
What? I'm not going to die?
I'm not going to die?
This is crazy.
Not yet, Ootake-san.
You look like you're going to die.
Yes.
Get out of my way!
I get it, I get it.
I get it now!
Next, you!
This is obvious.
Are you going to go to jail?
No, I just don't want to see you.
That guy...
Also, look at that channel.
I think everyone goes there for work.
That thing...
It's scary.
It's a fair evaluation.
Okay, Masato-kun, you're last.
No, I...
I'm really going to go to jail.
I feel like I'm going to get hit by a water gun.
Look at his strict attitude.
It's a co-star show!
He's...
He's pretty careful, isn't he?
Okay, the correct answer is...
Next up...
Kashiwabara...
Yoshie?
Iwashita Shima.
Kato Reiko.
Koyanagi Rumiko-san.
Tagesagi Eiko.
Koyanagi Rumiko-san.
Iwashita Shima-san?
Kato Reiko.
Kashiwabara Yoshie-san.
Maeda Bibari-san.
Koyanagi Rumiko-san is getting bigger and bigger.
Kato Reiko-san.
Koyanagi Rumiko.
Kato Reiko-san.
Koyanagi Rumiko.
And with that...
Last time...
You're really good at this,
Koyanagi Rumiko-san got two wins in a row!
Last time, "You're really good at this,"
Koyanagi Rumiko-san said...
I can only use you on top of my bed.
That's what it sounds like, isn't it?
I'm saying it, not you!
I think you're a wonderful person.
You think so, don't you?
That's because of that person, you know.
You're saying that again.
Next question, here it is!
Looks like a high-class talent, but is it really you?
Please show us your answer!
Looks like a high-class talent, but is it really you?
You wrote it?
Yes.
Ohtani-san, please read it.
Looks like a high-class talent, but is it really you?
You're saying it again!
Yomi-san!
I'm... I don't know.
Tamori-san!
Yes, please read it.
Looks like a high-class talent, but is it really you?
I see.
Now, let's see your answer.
Here it is!
Looks like a high-class talent, but is it really you?
Tantan-no-natumato.
Kase-taishi.
Makehara-no-riuki-san.
Anto-no-mikihi-san.
Kara-san.
Katao-ga-tsureta.
Jimi-o-ni-shi?
Gobu-hei?
Tano-shiro.
Makehara-no-riuki.
Kase-taishi-san.
Matsu-chan.
Okama-ppoi.
Jimi-o-ni-shi.
Kase-taishi and Makehara-san.
Matsu-chan.
Jimi-o-ni-shi.
Matsu-chan.
Makehara-san.
Kase-taishi.
Makehara-no-riuki.
Now, let's see your answer.
Looks like a high-class talent, but is it really you?
Makehara-no-riuki-san!
Looks like a high-class talent, but is it really you?
He's ugly, isn't he?
No, he's oddly ugly, isn't he?
Yes.
Looks like a high-class talent, but is it really you?
I don't think so.
Looks like a high-class talent, but is it really you?
Let's go.
Now, it's time for the last question!
The last question is...
It's not a question! It's not a question!
Ladies and gentlemen...
You guys come here a lot, don't you?
No, we don't.
But you know...
The other day...
I rented an apartment in Osaka.
I rented an apartment in Osaka and left it behind.
What?
What do you mean?
Why did you leave an apartment in Osaka when you lived in Tokyo for so long?
Let me tell you the story from there.
No, it's not like that.
When I left Tokyo from Osaka...
I also left my apartment behind.
No, you didn't leave it behind. You just left it behind.
Why did you leave it behind?
You have to pay two rents!
Why did you come so close?
It's a TV show, isn't it?
Why did you come so close?
So, first of all, why did you leave it behind?
No, it's not like that.
If you don't have an apartment in Osaka...
When you come back from work...
you have to get a hotel from the company.
I'm telling you, it's not like that.
It's not like that!
What are you talking about?
Do you have such a heart?
Even if it looks like it...
it's just a romanticist's decision.
So, a hotel...
A hotel is no good.
It makes you feel really bad...
if you stay in a hotel alone.
It's not like you have to stay alone...
but you don't have to pay rent.
In a hotel, girls aren't invited.
There are a lot of girls in the front.
You might not care about it, but...
The biggest reason is...
when you stay in a hotel...
you can't watch videos.
You mean videos you like, right?
That's right.
There are some in hotels.
Yes, there are. But you know, sometimes you want to show off.
Sometimes you want to show off.
Sometimes you want to show off early.
Sometimes you want to show off early in the first play.
You don't need that.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What I want to see is FACTS!
That's right!
And you know...
That's right. That's right.
I want to see it. I want to see it.
And I wanted to see it myself.
I borrowed it.
And I made a video just for watching.
I see. I see.
What?
I can bring my own video just for watching.
Do you want to watch erotic videos that much?
Ah, I want to see FACTS!
And...
I made a video just for watching.
And...
On the hotel's TV...
I didn't know if it would work or not.
I see. I see.
And I called the front desk.
I called my boss.
And I asked him...
Can you make a video just for watching?
I think it will work.
And I went to the electrical shop.
And I made it like this.
And...
I borrowed it.
You know...
They sell erotic videos for 1,000 yen in Osaka.
I bought it and went outside.
You checked in at the hotel?
Yes.
And...
I thought of calling him.
I got a call from the front desk.
Mr. Matsumoto...
I'm listening from Mr. Okamoto.
I'm going to install it now.
Oh, is that so?
Thank you very much!
So...
Mr. Matsumoto and Bellboy...
They came to my house.
And...
I made it like this.
I think it will work.
But I don't know if it will work or not.
Could you show me?
Don't you have a video?
And...
I do, but...
I do, but I don't have one.
I thought like that.
I can't show you.
Oh, I do!
I do, but...
I don't know where my bag is!
Hey, get out of there!
And the boy's eyes went there. He knew it!
Oh, I see.
So you look at me like that and say 'oh, you do?'
You do, don't you?
I do, but I don't do it in a porn video.
I don't say 'no, you don't' in a porn video.
You look at me like that.
Yeah, you do.
What are you talking about?
What kind of conversation is that?
And when I got back, I was like...
I took it out of my bag and put it in my pocket.
You know that hotel guide book?
What's on the south side of the island?
That and the porn video...
They became one.
So I was like...
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
But now I'm like...
Escalator?
Well, well.
It makes you feel better.
You're noisy.
I know I'm lying, but...
I thought it was bad.
But you couldn't look at it properly?
I couldn't. I couldn't.
Ah, I see.
So I thought about it, too.
The next day, the power went off and I watched a porn video.
Come on! Hey, listen to me! Hey, listen to me!
Hey, you... you're an idiot!
Hey, listen to me! Listen to me!
Don't go to the hotel! Go home already!
So, so...
So I went home and said, 'Well, I'll go.'
I'm a star, you know.
What are you saying?
I can't go with that! I'm already a complete idiot!
You're naked, right?
Yeah!
So I said, 'No, I can't,' and I took my bag.
You're spending money on something big!
I took my bag and put it in...
It's heavy, right?
It's really heavy!
If it were real, it'd be like this!
But, you know, when you check in at the front...
It's cool, right? You can tell, right?
"Before that, let's connect it." "Before that, let's connect it." "Play video." "Yeah, he's definitely going to bring a TV video." "If you bring an electric appliance again, I don't know what you're going to say." "That's why it's so heavy, but it's so strong!"
It's so strong!
It's been like this since I got off the plane.
Eronno, you're in trouble.
This screen is small, so let's use one more.
It's tough.
No, I'm not in trouble! You're in trouble!
But you're stronger than me!
No, you're not in trouble!
You're erotic, too!
Eroero human, I'm sorry!
Let's talk about our Okamoto.
He's terrible!
Did you hear why he didn't come to my location?
Why didn't you come?
No, when I woke up in the morning, my shoulders were dislocated.
It's not that bad.
It took me a long time to put them back together.
I'm a bit of a joker, you know?
Lethal weapon.
Originally, it was supposed to be sent over here, but it was actually sent over here.
No!
It was sent over here from the beginning.
That idiot, seriously!
The other day, I was filming a show in Kinuta.
I wanted to go home by the last Shinkansen.
I should have gotten a taxi.
If I hadn't gotten a taxi,
I would have gone by my own car.
But you didn't call a taxi.
I'm from Kinuta and I don't know much about Tokyo.
I don't have much time.
No, it's okay.
I know.
Let's hurry up and go.
Okamoto, which way are you going next?
Right, please.
Okamoto, what about here?
Right, please.
Next is second!
Go back!
There is no left!
Why is there only right?
Is there any big will?
Why is there only right?
Are you going right and right?
I'm really sorry about today.
I'll do it again later.
You shut up!
You're wasting my time!
I'm sorry!
You're making fun of me!
I'm in trouble!
You're making fun of me!
Please take out the towel.
The towel!
Your sister's towel was over here, you know.
You're lying! What are you talking about?
It was over here.
This guy is really...
Hey!
I'm sorry, sir.
What do you mean your shoulders are dislocated?
What happens when you wake up in the morning and your shoulders are dislocated?
I don't think you understand, sir.
You don't understand, do you?
I'm still a little confused.
Are you angry?
No, I'm not angry.
What's going on? What happened when you woke up?
When I woke up?
Yes.
No, no, you should try sleeping.
Why do you want to wake up?
You're sleeping, aren't you?
Are you sleeping in the morning?
Yes, yes.
That's good. So?
Come here.
Oh, it's morning.
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry, sir.
Yes, yes.
So...
Ah...
That's not good.
What is it?
Ah...
It's not dislocated that much.
It's not dislocated. What happens when it's dislocated?
If it doesn't stretch, it won't be dislocated.
Yes.
Ah...
It's like a bone.
Hahaha!
It's like a bone.
Ah...
It's dislocated.
It won't move.
Yes.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hahaha!
Don't make a face like you're talking about a joke!
Hahaha!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's not dislocated.
But you know it.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not dislocated.
Yes.
Why are you holding it down?
If you don't hold it down, it won't move.
What is that?
If you don't hold it down, what happens?
If you let go of it, what happens?
Hahaha!
Ah!
What is that?
It's not dislocated!
Ah! Ah! Ah! De bro, it's not dislocated! It's not!
So? I wanted to get it out of the mag and put it back in like usual.
- Hm? - You put it like in this? - Yes. - And then? - I twist and it comes back! - Come back? - Yes. - You put it in like in our usual combination, but you twist it out...
That it didn't dislocate. - Yes. -Then. -Twist it out! -It'll come back up. -Come back up. -It doesn't dislocate just because you said it would get late in the day...!
This one.
This is all I have. No letters or anything.
"Soviet People"?
I'm "Kitaheyike".
"Kitaheyike"?
It's "Kitayeike", isn't it?
And nothing else.
Only your pen name?
Yes, only my pen name.
In the TV anime "Doraemon's Theme Song", there is a lyric "an-an-an", which means "very much love you, Doraemon".
What does this "an-an-an" mean?
Please!
Do I have to repeat it three more times?
Please!
This is a love for Doraemon.
Love is "an-an-an"
Actually, this is a children's show, so we can't say anything like that.
So we say "an-an-an", but in the adult world of Doraemon, we say "an-an-an", right?
An-an-an, Doraemon! Shut up!
In the announcement on the train, people always say "the next stop is _____ train, _____ is a change of trains", but why do you say it in a dirty tone?
I don't say it in a dirty tone.
It's like it's on your nose, isn't it?
"The next stop is _____, _____ is ____", like that.
No, you sound like you have something in your stomach.
I do.
"The next stop is ____, ____ is ____", like that.
Your voice is like you have something in your stomach.
It's like you're saying "the next stop is Shinjuku, Shinjuku".
"The next stop is Shinjuku, Shinjuku", like that.
What's with you?
I'm the most excited one in the plane.
The other day, there was that brown-haired bastard on the plane.
Everyone has brown hair.
There are brown-haired bastards who wake up early in the morning.
Their hair is like waves.
It's like...
She's riding it and you're like "I don't know what you're saying" and you're leaning back like a young woman.
And you know... You know... What's that thing you put under drinks and drinks? It's not a receipt.
What?
Right? A coaster! You're like writing something on the coaster.
What?
Like a love letter.
And you're like "I don't know what you're saying" and you're like "Give it to her."
And she's like "That customer of hers gave me this ride" and she's sitting like that.
And you're like "Mom!" You're sitting and laughing like that!
And I was kind of embarrassed and kept looking at it...
But when you get there and everyone is leaving...
Mom's been sitting still.
And until that woman came...
Wait! Bomb!