AISubs v3.5
Ududududududududududu!
I'm telling you not to do your best, but you know, you can't sell it for money.
You can't sell it!
That's right!
Mr. Akashiya! Mr. Akashiya!
Last year, your annual income was 300 million yen!
Wow! That's amazing!
Mr. Hasura's annual income is 100 million yen!
Wow! That's amazing!
Um, Mr. Okure!
Last year, your annual income was 50 pesos!
50 pesos, you!
That's Mexican currency!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
No, no, no!
But what I think entertainers shouldn't sell is...
Yes!
Their cars, no matter what you say!
It's amazing! It's amazing if it sells!
Oh, I see!
Do you know what car Mr. Masao Senbu is driving?
Huh?
It's a Rolls Royce!
Wow! That's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Do you know what Mr. Katsura Bunshin is driving?
What?
A Ferrari!
Wow! Is it a supercar?
You shouldn't be surprised like that!
You know, that Khaus Bodhan's Bodhan!
The car he's driving is a fire truck!
That's right! That's right! That's right!
Eat it! Drink it! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
Hey! What are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no!
You really sold it!
You sold it!
Don't take it like that!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
Yes!
You sold it!
Yes!
What do you want to do?
I'm good at singing, so I want to release a record!
Oh!
You're good at singing?
Yes!
Can you sing?
I can sing! Leave it to me!
But what is your best song?
"Lie" by Nakajo Kiyoshi!
Well, let's have our guests listen to it today!
Yes!
Please listen to it! Really!
Then, Hama-chan, will you lead us?
Do you understand?
I'll do the accompaniment!
We'll do the accompaniment and lead you!
Yes!
Please go to the back and get ready!
Yes!
Thank you for waiting. My name is Jimmy Go-nichi. I'm a middle school teacher.
You're lying!
Have you forgotten?!
(Humming)
Where did you come from?!
What?
Where did you come from?!
What do you mean?!
Where did you come from?!
It's a little hard to understand!
It's hard to understand!
Ah, this is...
We did it together, so it's complicated!
Ah, I see! This time, only I will do it!
Only he will do the accompaniment!
Yes!
Right?!
Yes!
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
(Humming)
(Laughter)
You sing and lead! You sing and lead!
(Laughter)
Why do you say it twice?!
Applause and counterattack!
(Laughter)
Ah, is that so?!
Ah, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Do it properly! I'm counting on you!
Please do it properly!
If you do it more than this, it's not good!
Yes!
Then, I will do it properly next time!
Yes!
Once again, I will introduce myself!
Yes!
Then, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Now, then...
I will play the accompaniment!
You're lying!
(Humming)
Thank you very much!
We, three part-time workers!
Happy birthday, you son of a bitch!
And you, too, Macchan!
Well, it happens every year. Thank you very much.
And you, too, Cabrero!
I've heard you sing many songs.
But compared to "Physics", it's much better.
Happy birthday, you son of a bitch!
It's good, but...
Can I say something?
Ladies and gentlemen...
Well, you've lost some weight and you need to work a little harder.
What's with that attitude of yours?!
- What?! - What do you mean?!
- While slapping my butt... - While slapping your butt?!
- Give me a break! - You...
What's with you?!
- You can't help it if you can't run away... - If there was a "yamao" character in front of Hongan...
- You should have said "turn" when you came out!
- I'm already 29 years old.
- You're old.
- I don't know how long we've been doing "downtown" like this...
- But we've come to a difficult stage.
- Why?
- In a little while, in a few years, we'll be 32 years old.
- "Downtown"...
- Doesn't "muri" come up a little?
- Does it?
- It does come up a little!
- I'm glad you quit your school band at the time.
- That's right! I really think that's right!
- You're a ninja!
- I'm not a ninja!
- You're not! You're a ninja!
- You're also...
- You're a ninja!
- You're also a genji!
- You're a tobima!
- You're a ninja geist!
- You're also...
- A ninja doesn't hit you in the face!
- Not in the face!
- How do you say "snap" in Japanese? - "SNAP" - "SNAP" - That's even worse! - I know, right?
- "snap" - "snap" - Why do you keep saying "snap" in Japanese?
- You're so dirty! - You know that "p" sound I make?
- When I say something, no one pays attention to what I say!
- I was told clearly that you were talking about that idiot.
- You were talking about someone on TV again today.
- I wasn't! - You were!
- A human being... - Don't say that!
- "Snap" - "Snap" - You're so dirty!
- What's up with you? - I'm not tired.
- You're not tired, are you? - Oh, come on!
- What are you going to do? - You think I'll run away when I wake up in the morning?
- I think of this song when I'm moving.
- When I fly... - Why?
- I think of the song "What time looks like" when I'm in Osaka.
- I'm always running around and I suddenly think...
- "Where am I going to go?"
- "What time does it look like..." - That's a bad one. - Why?
- "Fat"? - "Fat" - "Fat" - "Fat" - That's a good one.
- "Ugga" - "Ugga" - "Ugga" is similar to Kobe.
- We're not going anywhere, are we? - Yes. - Then we have no choice but to run.
- We're marked quite often. - Marked? - Marked for what?
- Our boss, our chief manager...
- He said he was tired and wanted to rest...
- He said we had to go somewhere... - Maybe we had to go to Okayama or something...
- I don't know. - He said we had to go somewhere... - "Are you smoking?!"
- We just went to Kyosuke to buy cigarettes... - Where are you going?!
- No, I mean cigarettes! - Where?!
- Don't sweat it! Don't sweat it! - Don't say it like that!
- Don't sweat it! - I'll do it like this!
- I'm sorry... - It's fine...
- Actually, you know... We're all busy! - Busy with who?
- Them and their girlfriends... - No, no...
- You know... Kyosuke is amazing! - Look at him!
- He doesn't have a job! - Who?!
- He doesn't have a job! Who?! Do you know him?!
- No, no, no... - You know, we have to go somewhere...
- Like Canada or something... - You know, I'm the most pissed off about this!
- What?! - Who?!
- Why?! - Why do you keep saying "I'm tired", "I'm tired" for a week or two?!
- I'm just taking a break! - No, no, no...
- I'm serious! - What break?!
- Why do you have to take a break every day?! - I'm doing a show every day!
- When he sees you like that, he'll definitely sit down and look at you with a ballpoint pen like this!
- That's when you're listening to people! I'm talking to you too!
- I know! I know! I know! - You know, you know...
- You know...
- You know, you know... - You know, you know...
- Well, it's tough, isn't it? - We have to do something about it.
- We have to find a healthier way. - A healthier way...
- Isn't it enough to talk about simple things like us? Like, if we talk about this and that, we'll end up in trouble when we get home.
- It's a simple story. - You're talking too much!
- How much are you talking about in this hour?!
- You know, when I went to see a doctor and they said my defibrillator was wrong, they said it was twice as hot as a person's defibrillator.
- Why don't you just cut it?! - You know, if you cut it, it'll be terrible!
- How will it be terrible? - If you cut it, it'll be really hot!
- You can't write about it! - You can't?
- You know, once you're an adult and you cut your defibrillator, it'll be 40°C or more!
- And if you beat that 40°C, you'll never have to worry about your defibrillator again!
- But if you lose to it, you'll have a problem! - How will it be a problem?
- It'll be terrible! - I said, how will it be?!
- The 40°C won't go down for a week or two!
- And if it doesn't go down? - If it doesn't go down...
- It'll be terrible! - I said, how will it be?!
- I know it'll be terrible, but how will it be?!
- The stars are beautiful! - What are you talking about?!
- You know... - Crash!
- Really?! - And one more thing...
- You'll become a moneyless bomber!
- If you say "moneyless", you won't say "bomber"!
- Explain that to me! - No, you go first!
- Moneyless bomber... - You won't say "bomber"!
- Are you serious? - I'm serious.
- You know, if you don't say "otaku", you won't say "moneyless bomber"!
- You won't say "bomber"! - No, you know what?
- If you say "otaku", you won't say "moneyless bomber"!
- Right? When you're an old man. - Yes.
- You'll say that. - Yes, I will. I'll go on a rampage.
- A rampage?! - Yes, I will. I'll go on a rampage.
- My fever will go up. I'll go on a rampage. - A rampage?! - No, I won't.
- Oh, I see. - I won't say it.
- That's a waste of money. - Yes. - Right?
- That's the biggest problem. - Yes.
- This is what I fear the most. - That's why I won't say it.
- I'll say "funyajin bomber". - Funyajin is also a bomber!
- I'm not going to say it! - Funyajin is also a bomber!
- I'll say it all! - No, you'll be in trouble. You'll be in trouble.
- I won't say it. - You'll be a little older and you won't say it.
- No, I won't say it. - You won't use it anymore.
- No, no, no! I'll say "kachikachi bomber" for the rest of my life!
- If you go on like this with your age and strength, you won't become a kachikachi bomber.
- I'll definitely keep it.
- I'm still thinking about whether I'm not good enough.
- Is that it?! - Can't you be like that?
- No, I can't.
- What kind of person are you?! - You're worthless!
- That's because you're a man. - Why?!
- Don't say scary things! You're worthless!
- Really... - You're worthless...
- You know...
- Recently... - What is it?
- It's getting cooler, isn't it? - It's cool, isn't it?
- It's getting easier to live in. - It's easier to live in.
- But you keep saying you don't have enough water... - Yes, yes...
- What do you think of this lack of water? - What do you think?!
- You keep saying you don't have enough water, don't you? - Yes, yes...
- You know, when we use water in a sloppy way, we get complaints.
- "We don't have enough water"... - "It's a waste of water"... - "It's a waste of water"...
- You know, there are idiots who complain when we are on TV. - If you say that, I'll...
- There are many people who wonder if we have anything to say in front of the TV. - That's what I'm talking about.
- Why do you say that all the time? - When we abduct animals or something like that, we get a lot of calls.
- Why do you say that we don't have any monkeys? - You're forcing us to do it.
- But we don't really care about it. - You know, there are idiots who say...
- "It's a waste of water"... - Yes, yes...
- We say... - "It's a waste of water"... - Yes, yes...
- And we do it all the time. - You know, we'll hold back if they say "it's a waste of water"...
- We'll get scared if we see someone like them. - Yes, you're right...
- If we say "it's a waste of water" on TV, we'll get a head kick. - That's really...
- We'll get shocked! - That's right, that's why...
That's scary!
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I don't know either.
- What? - Um...
It's not like that. It's not like that.
Grab him by the ***** and put him in there.
Come in and when I'm sitting there, you grab him by his chair...
and put him in.
- Grab him by the hand and... - So he won't escape.
So he won't escape.
Smoke cigarettes and kiss, but...
with a face like this...
I was really surprised!
If you say such a thing, you will be blamed for it.
You will be blamed for it!
There is a French doll in my room.
Oh, that's good.
It's not such a silly letter.
Are you boasting about it?
No, I'm not.
You said you had a French doll.
It wasn't like that until about 20 days ago,
but about 3 or 4 days ago, when I went into my bed at night,
that French doll was moving.
When I looked at it closely, I could see blood coming out of its head.
Its hair was a little longer, too.
Shut up!
That's not one of your ways of saying it!
There is a ghost in my room.
That's right!
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it either.
But you know, even when I'm sleeping alone, I can still see a doll.
That's right.
It's scary, isn't it?!
Even if you put a doll there and you're sleeping alone, what kind of doll are you putting there?
What do you mean?
What kind of doll are you putting in your room?!
What are you doing?!
It's not a doll, you know, the one you inflate.
No, it's not like that!
Everyone is scared of it.
I'm not scared of it! I'm not scared of it at all!
No, it's not like that! It's like a little dog's collar or something like that!
Everyone is scared of it, you know?
It's like it's about to move, you know?
No, it's not like that.
What do you do at home before you put a doll there and you're like...
No, it's not like that!
What do you do when you wake up and you see a lot of dolls and you're like...
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm scared of it!
What do you do when you're told that?!
I'm not told that!
I'm always myself and I'm never told that!
If I told anyone, they'd think I'm stupid!
I'm scared of it!
You can't say anything!
Of course you can't!
Do you want me to bring you this French doll?
Take it home with you.
What?!
Why? Why?!
Take it home with you!
I said I'm scared of it!
I've always said I'm scared of it!
You don't believe me, do you?
So why don't you take this French doll home with you and try sleeping with it?
What?!
I knew you were scared of it!
Scared of it?!
You're scared of it, aren't you?!
No, I'm not!
Then why don't you try it?
But you know, there's one thing I can say for sure.
This is French.
French?
Why is it French?
I've seen it on TV a lot.
It's Muzugoro's song.
I've seen dogs licking each other without hesitation.
Why is it like that?
You're scared, aren't you?
I see. I see.
But it's what everyone thinks.
I wish we had a chance like that.
Like animals talking.
Yes, yes.
Muzugoro's...
Muzugoro's kingdom's animals...
If you turn off the microphone, they'll say a lot of things!
If you say, "Hey!" and turn the camera around, they'll say, "Come here!"
But you call them again!
You call them again!
Give me a break!
Don't laugh!
Give me a break!
Those guys...
Muzugoro's...