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I don't know.
I love you.
The staff's T-shirts are so cool.
If I were dead today, I'd eat gum and change into Captain Kase.
That would be 25 hours in practice.
That's right. If you put in Japan, it would be about 30 hours.
No, you can't put it in.
It's wonderful to sing in such a crowd.
I can't help it.
It's amazing.
Don't you have anything better to do?
I don't have anything better to do.
Can you come to Tonjama?
Every day, every day, we are Tekkanmon!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
My daughter has been watching the show for a long time.
Then, she saw a Cambodian child flying a paper plane and she cried.
My daughter had such a natural and kind feeling because of the two people in downtown who did this show.
I think there are many girls like us now.
And I think there are many girls like my daughter who had a kind feeling because of downtown.
Thank you so much, two people in downtown.
I hope you will continue to show your warm hearts to the children you love.
Thank you very much.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Actually, we've been companions for a long time now.
You've become companions.
We've been companions for a long time now.
Well, those of you who are watching this TV, I think you know what we talked about before.
Yesterday and today, we usually take a day off.
We usually take a day off.
Even on the news.
We're sorry.
Well, we have school tomorrow.
Let's not do it.
It's like a famous scene.
Yes, it's like a famous scene.
Hey!
Yes?
Let's not do it!
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, I'll wait for you in the morning!
No, but Hamada-kun...
What?
You're...
an emotional man, aren't you?
Huh?
Well, you know...
you usually go "bang!" and get poisoned and stuff, but...
I guess that's just your appearance, but you're actually a kind-hearted man.
You're so cheeky!
What are you saying?
Are you serious?
Seriously...
What are you doing?
I'm not doing it!
You're usually like that, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
Well, of course I'm not!
You're not!
Ah! Don't lie to me, you idiot!
Ah!
You're so cheeky!
I'll be frank with you! You're not crying!
You're not crying!
You're lying!
While we're talking...
I'll put you in the editing room.
This 24-hour crying baboon.
Let's have a look!
A Cambodian child is flying a paper plane.
Yes, I'm back!
What?!
I'm not crying!
At last, love wins!
I didn't want to see you.
You were probably crying.
I thought I should see you for a while.
But when I saw you, you were wearing it!
I'm not wearing it!
You're not? Really?
No, I'm not.
You're wearing it.
Last year, I wore a lot of faxes.
When I saw you wearing it, I was moved.
You were crying?
Yes, I was.
At that moment...
What?!
You weren't crying?
You said it yourself!
Don't ask me!
You weren't crying?
But you were crying...
Masato!
Stop it!
Anyway...
There were a lot of emotional videos.
Tokumitsu and Nekusa and me...
We could sit down and rest...
But we were staring at the monitor.
You were the only one staring at the monitor.
Two minutes to go.
Even if you didn't watch the video and just stared...
You were crying!
Shut up!
I don't know what you're talking about...
But you were crying.
Because you were about to collapse.
You were sleeping!
Behind you.
Don't say such mean things.
When everyone else was standing up...
You were still standing behind me.
How many times have I said it?
It's because I saw the video and got emotional.
You're lying!
I didn't cry at all.
Really?
It's true.
Why didn't you watch it?
I watched it when I got there.
I was there for about an hour. And I took a shower.
- Yes, yes, yes. - I can't do it. I have to change my underwear.
I shit in my underwear.
- You shit in your underwear just because you woke up for an hour? - Are you stupid?
- You woke up for 24 hours and you're still wearing your underwear? - Yes.
- How many people shit in their underwear? - It doesn't count!
It doesn't count! I didn't shit in my underwear even once that day!
Why didn't you shit in your underwear?
You said it yourself. I can't shit in my underwear. I'm so angry.
- You shit in your underwear twice! - What?
- You do? - Yes, I do.
- I don't know if you do it or not. - I took a shower.
I sat on a chair and I don't know how to say it.
- My eyes were closed. - You were so angry.
I was so angry that I thought I was in an ectoplasm.
- Why? Your white face... - I was so angry.
- I closed my eyes and quietly... - You're lying!
- I looked back at the opening... - You're lying!
- I got a call from God. - After that?
- You were on "Alien", weren't you? - Yes, I was.
- I got a call from "Alien". - That's right!
- You're lying! - I'm growing up!
I was wondering why you called "Alien" "Alinko" and called it "Uko".
"Alien" is the only word you use like that.
- "Alien" is fine, but... - Yes.
"Alien" doesn't have love. Even if it does, why is it "Uko"?
"Alien" doesn't have love.
Really?
- You're walking like this. - I'm not walking.
- I'm not biting you or anything like that. - What are you doing?
- I'm just walking. - Why are you talking like that?
- When you were little you used to play like this and do things like this, didn't you? - No, I've never really done it.
- You were old when you were little! - You poor thing!
- You know, there was a sparrow that couldn't fly anymore and was standing in front of the house. - Yes, yes.
- Speaking of which, there was one. - Yes.
- I was able to catch it and I injured my leg. - Yes.
- I painted it red and I stayed at home for a couple of days and it was able to fly now. - Yes.
- I returned it and... - Shut up!
- I'm not a bad guy! - I think you two are well - known entertainers, so I have a question for you.
- There's a medicine called "finish" and lyrics by Koganezawa. - Why are you laughing?!
- Are you really a singer? - I'm not a singer!
- Can you tell me what you're singing with your name? - Well, you're right.
- I don't know what you're singing with your name, either. - What?!
- You're Kogane... Koganezawa with your name! - Yes, yes.
- Why is it okay for "finish" to advertise without Koganezawa? - No, not at all!
- There's nothing you can't do without Koganezawa! - Yes, yes.
- Why is it Koganezawa?
- Well, it's a business where you use your throat, you know? - Well, it's a business where we use our throats, too.
- It's not like anyone can say it. - But...
- I'd like to know if you're singing with your age. - Well, yes.
- By the way, do you have a relationship with Ama - chan?
- My teacher told me that if we trust each other, we can tell each other's shortcomings at least ten times.
- In a sense, we can say that much because we have a trust relationship.
- Is that so?
- That's what it means. - I see.
- In that sense, we can say that much because we trust each other.
- In that sense, we can say that much because we have a trust relationship.
- Is that so? Do you have such a big heart?
- Well, I don't know. I can't know until I try it.
- In that sense, we can say that much because we have a trust relationship.
- My lips are thick and uncomfortable.
- Wait a minute.
- Do you have such shortcomings?
- Do you have such shortcomings? Do you want me to say it?
- If you say it like that, I can't say it because my lips are thick and uncomfortable.
- We have been together for more than ten years and we have always had feelings for each other.
- Do you want me to say it?
- Yes, you can say it.
- I have to say it.
- I hate it here.
Don't be angry with me!
That's not the end of it.
I have to say it.
At first you said my lips were disgusting.
I didn't say it was disgusting. I said I hated it here.
- Let me say it. - What is it?
What is this?!
Big size!
What is this?!
What are you doing?!