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The first "Kid's Useless Explanation"
Are you really an entertainer, Grand Prix?
There are many entertainers in the entertainment world, but...
Are you really one of them?
I'm sure you are, but you're actually one of them!
I'd like you to overlook this person.
Like Okama?
Well, Okama is one of the topics, but this time Okama is a little...
I'd like you to overlook this person.
Okama?
Hide-and-seek.
Do you know many entertainers?
Well...
For now.
Are you really an entertainer, Grand Prix?
First of all, this is Nagisa Kenson!
Nice to meet you.
I'm sure you entertainers know a lot of people, but...
There are many entertainers who keep secrets.
Yes.
I'm sure you do.
Yes.
Why do you say that?
I'll do my best!
Next to me is Tenmei Kano!
Hello.
You know a lot of things, don't you?
A little.
I'd like you to welcome him!
Hello!
I'm good at looking down on people, so you'll understand no matter what I say.
I'd like you all to look down on me today.
The first question is this!
Ta-dah!
An actress who seems to be good at everything.
You're pretty tough when you do it, aren't you?
You've got a knack for it, haven't you?
That kind of actress.
You're fast, Tenmei!
We're interviewing 40 people today.
These are high school, college, and salarymen.
Please give us your answers.
It's Nagira's answer!
What? Did something happen?
No, no, no! It's fine, it's fine!
You're asking that question now, aren't you?
Yes, yes.
I see. Nagira-san has asthma.
Yes. Well, I don't have a fever, but...
You don't have a fever, right?
It's not only fever.
Now, Senbei-san's answer!
I've come to a terrible place.
What do you think, Kawaii-go-san?
It's definitely a terrible place.
No, I really want to fight this person.
I see.
Yes, yes. Oh, Nagira-san, do you want to fight, too?
No.
Can I be honest with you?
No, I don't have a fever, but...
You have a fever. You have a fever.
You have a fever.
Well, it's only the tip of my nose.
As for me...
It's fine.
Because you're a switch hitter.
Well, well, well.
Now that you've got all the answers, let's watch the video.
Okamoto Natsuki.
Kiguchi Kanako.
Koyanagi Rumiko.
Asano Yuuko.
Koyanagi Rumiko.
Iwashita Shiba.
Iwashita Shima-san.
Minamino Yohko.
Koyanagi Rumiko.
Sugimoto Aya.
Tanaka Minago.
Saito Keiko.
Iwashita Shima-san.
Sugimoto Aya.
Okamoto Natsuki.
Koyanagi Rumiko.
Towa Keikio.
Koyanagi Rumiko.
And the winner is...
Koyanagi Rumiko!
All of you, come out!
Well, even kids these days don't know what's going on.
So you're not the kind of person you want to be, are you?
Oh, you're right.
You know, that guy. What was his name?
He said it himself the other day.
You idiot.
Hey, don't tell me what you're up to!
You're making me impatient!
Here's the next question!
Here it is.
You look like a wig, entertainer.
Don't hide your face!
I can't tell what you're up to!
There are a lot of entertainers like you!
Right? Right?
Tamira-san, go ahead!
Momotaro Zamurai?
What does that mean, Momotaro Zamurai?
I don't think it's you, Momotaro Zamurai.
I know that!
Here you go, Tamira-san.
This moment of emptiness...
Is it?
I shouldn't have said it.
Does it look like it?
That's what I think.
It can't be that dark.
Wazama-san!
Wazama-ken!
I see.
Does it look like it?
I don't know.
I think it's starting to look a little dull.
Let's see what you've got.
Here it is!
Mr. Tamori has been chosen as the target of this competition.
Everyone, come out!
Mr. Tamori is number one.
Everyone thinks so because he does that sort of thing.
He does look like that sort of thing.
Matsumoto-kun is number three.
Why is that?
And then...
Kato-chan and Toshi-chan.
Most of them haven't been chosen, right?
That's why it's Kato-san, right?
Kato-san has been doing this for a long time.
His history is long.
That's why I acknowledge it.
Okay, let's go.
The last question!
The last question is this one!
Farting celebrity!
You fart a lot when you fart, don't you?
That's what I think!
Let's write it down!
No matter what people say,
mine is correct.
Let's see it!
Men fart, women fart.
Farting is correct!
This actress, Mori Mitsuko-san, seems like she farts a lot!
It's because she's been in the entertainment world for a long time.
Okay, Tenmei-san!
I'll go with common sense.
Yorio-san!
This one seems like she farts a lot.
Right?
I can tell.
You can tell, right?
Okay, Matsumoto-kun!
Wink!
Which one is it?
Wink! Which one of you seems like you fart a lot?
Matsumoto-san!
Okay!
I'll go with common sense.
I'll go with common sense!
Farting celebrity!
Like Nishikawa?
Like Hama-chan?
Like Dump Matsumoto?
And in 5th place...
Tokoro-san, Nagira-san, me...
And Mori-Kumiko-san.
It's not Mori-Mitsuko-san, it's Mori-Kumiko-san!
Mori-Kumiko-san!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
I was talking with a young man in the middle of the night.
Are you sure?
When is this concert?
It's on the 30th.
Ah!
So the 24-hour TV show is over.
You said "the 24-hour TV show 'love's singing voice' will save the earth".
You said "the 24-hour TV show is over. See you later".
I didn't mean to say that.
This is after the show is over.
What?
This is after the 24-hour TV show is over.
That's right.
It's amazing.
What do you mean?
It's amazing.
You did it as you planned.
My eyes are swollen.
Why?
Are you crying?
My eyes are full of tears and I'm already shivering.
You're lying!
I'm sure you're lying.
I don't know! I don't know!
I... I mean you in particular...
You usually show your face like this...
like you're a little depressed...
But you... especially you...
You have a tearful face.
You cry easily.
You're stupid!
You too!
He's stupid!
Wait a minute...
You're stupid.
No, it's the title.
He's stupid.
That's the story.
When we first did the concert...
we just sang.
It wasn't a disbandment concert or anything like that.
When we finished the normal concert...
If you say so...
When we finished singing the ending song...
You cried.
No, no, no...
That's...
That's when I was about to sing the last song...
and when I looked at you...
you...
you looked at me like...
You know, I don't know if I can say it with certainty but, when I cried...
I don't know how to say it...
I was... I was... I was... I was... I was... I was... I was... I was... crying...
When you were crying and I was crying I felt a sense of accomplishment...
I felt like, "That's great!"
But this guy...
When he came...
He was crying and was like...
I said "thank you for your hard work" and I was pooping right away.
At that moment, I thought "what's going to happen to Zantan?"
I admit it.
I don't know if you're going to destroy him in 24 hours like you did in "Triathlon".
We're the only ones who are laughing!
I was on Shinsuke-san's show for a week.
You know "Triathlon", right?
Yes, "Triathlon" in Miyakojima.
One of our young members and a middle-aged old man were recruited for "Triathlon".
They trained for half a year and broadcasted all of the training and documented it.
Ike-san was the winner.
Ike-san said "good luck" and swam all the way.
He swam and switched to a bicycle.
And then there was a marathon, a full marathon, 42.195 km.
We were chasing him all the way.
But Ike-san was already...
What?
He was already in the final goal stadium.
It was a finale for half a year!
It was already out hours later.
Yes, and Ike-san...
Ike-san, you don't get it, do you? Ike-san, I'm here! And Ike-san is running from over there!
This is the goal, the taping! If you cut the tape, it's already the goal!
Wow, there are a lot of other people crying! Ike- san!
Everyone is cheering for you, but you're still together...
Ike-san, over here! Over here! Ike-san, you can do it! While saying that, you cut the tape with your back!
What have you been doing for half a year?!
Why did you go back to the hotel and take a shit?!
But 24 hours is possible, isn't it?
If we all bring our weapons...
Do we get it?
Yes, of course we do.
Do we get it?
You know...
We used to talk on the phone...
Agnes used to talk on the phone...
Agnes-chan, where the fuck are you?!
You've been in Japan for over 20 years and you're still stubborn?!
But I think Agnes-chan is a cowardly name.
I want to call her by her first name, but I can't!
Agnes-chan, you know...
I think she's a cowardly name.
Anyway...
What were you talking about?
Do we get it?
I think you could say that.
Are you waiting for me in the clubhouse?
Yes, I am.
Are you shaking hands with me?
What do you think?
I'll be frank with you...
There are a lot of handshakes, right?
To be frank with you...
It's disgusting, isn't it?
You're right.
I don't know why, but I don't want to hold it in my hands.
That's right.
It's scary, isn't it? It's all sticky and stuff.
Let's put on some gloves and do it like this.
Those of you who are wearing it today will know.
It's disgusting, isn't it? You're wearing a short- sleeved T-shirt and gloves.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
That's why I'm wearing gloves like this.
A short-sleeved T-shirt like this...
It's a little tight, isn't it?
The sleeves are up to here, but if you put on gloves up to here...
It looks like a little long sleeve.
At least I won't be able to take it off.
Why?
Why do you have to change clothes according to your gloves?
No, no, no.
If you put on some wine, it'll be funny.
This outfit is fine. It's established, but...
You've been wearing gloves like this for fourteen hours.
It's funny, isn't it?
Isn't it a shoulder-length guitar?
This is...
It's funny.
Yes, but...
This is funny.
No, you know...
If there's something like that, you know...
People who are watching...
I've been thinking about it, too.
Only people who have seen this program will know...
I don't think it's a good idea to joke like that.
In terms of such a charity program.
You know...
You said you couldn't do it because you've been working for about twenty-four hours.
I'm not interested in such a charity program.
I...
I'm not going to kill you.
Even if you kill me, even if you kill me!
I...
No, you...
Because in a charity program...
You're wrong!
Our manager called me first and said...
I can't do it unless you pay me this much.
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
Nothing at all.
Nothing at all, huh?
No, I didn't mean it like that.
It's true!
But this time it's a dead party, you know.
I'll eat some gum and become a wind typhoon.
That commercial was a little too much for me.
I thought about it and came back.
You came back and did that, didn't you?
I did it.
I didn't think about it when I was digging.
I did it before I was told.
You did it before you were told, didn't you?
What? Do you know what will happen if I come back?
I'll be desperate and come back and eat more of it!
That commercial was really a dead party.
No, it wasn't.
It was a real insult.
That was...
That was really rude of you.
That was a little... no, it wasn't.
It was a little cruel, wasn't it?
I want to become a wind typhoon.
If I could, I'd like to become one in a day.
Really?
If I could become a wind typhoon...
Men say it all the time, don't they?
Do you think it's true?
First of all, you have your hair.
And you have a refreshing face.
It's really bad, isn't it?
Why did it stop at this rate?
Well...
That's a terrible story.
We're stupid, aren't we?
180... about 180...
More...
But it's not just about this, but about the real thing.
Men over 180 are kind of weird.
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
If you try to think of something, you can't do it!
If you think of something normal, you can't think of anything!
That's why you have such a beautiful nose!
I have a question for Osara-san. When you're breathing, sometimes you hear "wheee" from your nose. What is it?
It happens, really.
It happens, right?
When you're breathing normally, sometimes you hear "wheee" from your nose.
wheee
It happens, right?
Why does it happen?
I think it happens when you reach one million power.
Who...
Huh?
Who does it?
You do it.
Why do you reach one million power?
For what?
When you reach one million power...
Who are you?
What does "one million power" mean?
I can't move.
I can't move here.
I'll ask you. When you reach one million power...
I'm a normal human being.
You're also normal human beings.
When you reach one million power, you hear "wheee" from your nose.
It's a signal.
Oh, it's a signal!
You can charge now!
I haven't been charged for a long time.
That's because you work too much.
I haven't been charged for a long time.
That's because you use up all your energy.
That's right.
Because you're taking pictures.
That's right.
Oh, I see.
It's the same with an electric chisel.
If you charge it with a chisel, you can use it for hours.
The red light turns green. It's like the green light's notification buzzer.
It's telling me that it's going to go out of power.
It's telling me. It's full now.
But even when I'm tired and cold, it goes "peeeew" and sometimes I get goosebumps.
It's different for adults. It's for energy...
Energy supply! Energy supply! It's being supplied!
Please listen to what happened in Osaka a little while ago.
When I got in a taxi in Osaka, they gave me a piece of tissue paper.
I thought Osaka was a scary city.
And the next day, I got in a different taxi and they gave me ume-jintan.
Why do they give you so many things in Osaka taxis?
But it's true, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
In Osaka...
In Osaka, the service and attitude of the driver are the same.
The service is amazing, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
As you said, they gave me a piece of tissue paper and ume-jintan.
Yes, they gave me ume-jintan.
And...
And... well, they don't give you that much.
It's true, isn't it?
It's tough in Tokyo.
But... well...
If Takajin-san or someone else said it, it's true.
In the past...
Well...
The service was also tough.
In the middle of the night...
I don't know if it was a stroke or something like that...
I got really angry.
Who made me do it?!
Am I going to die?!
I was suddenly in pain.
And calling an ambulance was too much.
It was embarrassing.
Calling an ambulance at home.
So I called a taxi.
And I got in the taxi.
And I was sweating like crazy.
I couldn't breathe.
And at that moment, the taxi driver gave me ume- jintan.