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Gaki no Tsukai Arahende
The first "Gaki no Tsukai Arahende" Grandfathers and Grandmothers Competition!
Good evening!
How is everyone doing tonight?
Today...
You're having a good time!
Good evening!
I don't mind, but...
Tonight...
Grandfathers and Grandmothers...
Will enjoy some gestures!
First...
Team Matsumoto!
Good evening!
So...
We're going to do a gesture quiz, right?
Yes!
What do you think of these shoes?
They're easy to wear!
What nation are you from?
I'm from London.
London!
How long have you been wearing them?
About 100 years.
Interesting, isn't it?
So first...
We have Komori's aunt.
Please give her a round of applause!
And recently...
We have Amamoto-san, who is well-known for answering quizzes.
Why didn't you lift it up?
I lifted it up and extended it.
I lifted it down and extended it.
Obviously, my heart was beating.
Your heart was beating.
It's getting bigger and bigger.
It's like an old house.
Now, please welcome our friends.
Namikoshi Tokujiro-sensei!
And next is...
Hara Hitako-san!
And our assistant is...
this person!
Please come in!
First of all...
Team Hamada...
Namikoshi-san...
Could you please stand here?
Team Hamada...
Namikoshi-san...
Could you please stand here?
What is it?
I can't stand it!
What's wrong with you?!
I can't stand it!
Please use this gesture...
and show it to your teammates.
I see...
No! No! Keyboard!
The correct answer is "giant".
We already did it!
What are you laughing about?
Let's move on to the Matsumoto team.
Here you go, ma'am.
Did you get it?
No.
Looks like you're all right.
Oh, I know!
Yes, Mr. Yamamoto.
Madonna.
Ready, set, go!
Camera director, this way, please.
- Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am!
- Who's good at it? - Akasakiyama. - Akasakiyama!
- The set has changed since today. - Yes, it's more beautiful.
- I don't know if it's better or worse. - Yes, I don't know.
- The staff was praising each other. - Yes, it's beautiful.
- If it's beautiful, it's not a bad order. - When I look at you now, you say "it's beautiful, it's beautiful".
- Do you have any money left in this show? - I'm told strongly that I don't have any money left in this show.
- You've been doing this show since midnight, haven't you? - Yes.
- When it was midnight, you really didn't have any money, did you? - Yes, yes.
- Really? - Yes.
- You really didn't have any money? - Do you still have it now?
- It seems like you don't have any money at all. - Yes, I don't have any money.
- You don't have to do anything. You don't have to call old men and old women like that.
- Even if you have money like that, you can't do anything. - For example, if you say "tbs lunch box", it's pretty amazing.
- Ah... - It's green chicken, side dishes and shrimps.
- It looks like a rice ball. - It's a rice ball.
- It's me. - You're a traveler again.
- I'm not a traveler. - I'm not a traveler.
- Don't break my rice ball. - You're really persistent about "tbs", but...
- The shrimps... - No, the shrimps are like this...
- They're like "oh, oh, oh"! - But...
- Those shrimps aren't octopus either. - But...
- There's something like cream croquette underneath. - But...
- It's like "wassup"!
- But it's not good.
- "tbs" lunch box is pretty good. - Yesterday it was "sukiyaki gozen".
- "sukiyaki gozen".
- There's chawanmushi in it. - There's chawanmushi in it.
- There's "sukiyaki" on the side and raw eggs. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's really good! - It's really good!
- There's about six "onifiri" in it. - It's in it.
- And what's that brown, thin and long thing? - It's like "fuki no tsukudani".
- It's like "tsukudani". - It's like "fuki no tsukudani".
- It's like "fuki no tsukudani".
- "wassup with the "onifiri"!?" - It's like "tbs" lunch box is pretty good.
I don't know why it's like this tonight.
There's a lot of things about politics and stuff like that.
But we don't do anything about it.
- Then what about politics? - What about it? What do you mean?
- You said it before, you said it in the P.K.O. - I said it in the P.K.O.?
What are you talking about in politics now? What kind of things are you doing?
- Well, in the P.K.O. - Not again!
- No, I've been saying it for a while now... - No, you've said it for a while now!
If you say it like that, if you talk about politics, I'll really...
I'll say it like this, but I don't want people to think I'm smart on TV like this.
Never. To tell you the truth, I'm quite knowledgeable.
For example, if you want to know about politics, you're smart.
If you want to know about anime, you're stupid.
You don't know anything about it. It's the same!
- No, I don't think you're stupid. I don't think you're stupid, but... - You know nothing about politics.
You don't even know what Peter's mother's name is or anything like that.
- Well, you might not know it. - You might not know it.
- You knew about it, didn't you? - Yes, yes, yes.
If you ask me, I know everything about it.
- What do you do for a living? - What do I do for a living?
- No, no, you're asking me. - I don't know.
- I don't have a strong background in this area. I know only a little about it.
- What do you play golf for? - Golf? I like it now, but it's not like that.
- I was told to name my professional golfer "Junior Yuel". - See?
- That's it. - I don't like golf.
- Can you say it? - Yes, I can.
- Say it. - I can say it.
- Say it. - Naomichi Ozaki.
- That's it, right? - Yes.
- Three brothers Ozaki. - Say it!
- Don't be silly! - It's three brothers!
- Don't be stupid! - It's three brothers!
- Ozaki, Ozaki, Ozaki! - If you say Naomichi, you'll say two more!
- It's all Ozaki. - Ozaki, what are you talking about?
- That's it! - Wait!
- I want to say 13 Nishitaro! - That's it!
- 13 Kamataro!
- It doesn't matter if you say Ozaki! - But I don't want to say that Ozaki is gone.
- I don't want to say anything else! - That's it!
- Can you say it? - Yes, I can say it.
- Toh Agyoku. - I like you, Toh Agyoku.
- Your movie is Toh Agyoku. - Right?
- And then... - Monkey!
- That's you, isn't it? - You're a professional golfer!
- Even if you're selfish!
- You're young. - Are you a denigrate?
- Yes. - But you're a professional golfer, aren't you?
- Are you a professional golfer? - Yes, I am.
- Then you're a professional golfer!
- Then you're Bukai Taiyo. - I'm going to be a tennis player tomorrow.
- I'm going to play well. - But you're a little fat, aren't you? - Yes, I am!
- Then you're Reiko. - A professional golfer is Reiko.
- You're right. A professional golfer is Reiko. - You're right.
- Like this, I have a lot of knowledge. - What are you talking about?
- But if you say it like that, there are a lot of things you don't say, right? - That's right! - Yes, there are.
- That's right. So when I'm on a quiz show or something like that, I always do it for fun, but to tell you the truth, it's amazing!
- You know what I did? While I was taking the quiz, I took a 6th grade elementary school drill. - Yes, I remember. - I took a 6th grade elementary school drill and got 80 points.
- It's pretty self-confident. - You took a 6th grade elementary school drill and got 80 points, so you think you can do a quiz or something like that? - You can't do elementary school drills!
- If you can't do it, I'll look at your answer and say, "Oh, I'll leave it all out." - What? What do you mean?
- If I say my answer, you'll look behind me and say, "Oh, I'll leave it all out." - What do you mean? I... I... What did I say before?
- Huh? - What did you say?
- I said, "Oh, I'll leave it all out." - Who the hell are you?!
- I'm the manager of this school and I'd like you to know... - Why do I have to know? You tell me!
- I'm a young badminton player... - Then who are you?!
- I'm Yoshimoto's manager, Nishibori.
- How much do you weigh now? - It's none of your business.
- If you're going to announce it, then tell me about your weight loss!
- He is the manager of Yoshimoto's club and a member of Asahi Super Dry Hall.
- Do you know the guest, Jimmy Onishi and Shinodaki Michi? - Yes, we do.
- They are very popular.
- Are you twins?! - We are twins!
- If you were just one person, you'd have had a hard time!
From Sagoya to here.
You're amazing.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
I got a signature from Hikaru Ippei in Shibuya the other day.
But when I got home and looked closely, it didn't say "Hikaru Ippei" at all.
Hamada-san and Matsumoto-san, does your signature say it?
Please write it.
Do you think of your own signature?
Yes.
Where do you write it?
It's down there.
I see.
I hope you've prepared it.
What kind of signature?
If you ask me for my signature, I'll do it for you.
But is it okay for you to think like that?
Why?
There's no one like you in the world who wants your signature.
Has no one ever thought of that?
Not at all.
I see.
What the heck!
You should use your signature!
You can't use all of my signatures!
I mean, you should use all of my signatures!
You should use all of my signatures!
When I put them back in the pocket...
In a circle...
You should definitely use all of them!
When should I put them back in?
I should put them back in after I show them them, right?
I would like to put them back in right now, but...
No, no, I don't think you should do it now.
But...
Let me think about it.
Well...
My autograph is...
What are you doing?
Stand up!
Stand up and write!
Well...
Oh, it's a new set!
What's your autograph?
My autograph is...
(Laughter)
What's this?
You know what it is, don't you?
What's this?
Why?
Don't push me!
Don't touch me!
My autograph is really popular!
Why?
It's like this, right?
Like this, right?
Yes.
Like this, right?
Yes.
I'll write it here.
No, I'll write it on the back.
Like this, right?
Yes.
I'll write it like this, right?
Yes.
It's weird, isn't it?
If you write it properly...
(Laughter)
Why?
It's like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's like this, right?
It's weird, isn't it?
(Laughter)
Do it!
Even if you tell me...
It's weird, isn't it?
It's like this, right?
Like this...
(Laughter)
You...
No!
I'll write it on the back again!
Do it!
Why?
It's weird, isn't it?
(Laughter)
It's like this, right?
Do it!
It's Masa.
He wrote it earlier.
He summarized it earlier.
Here. He wrote it earlier.
This is a joke!
This is a joke! Wait!
(Laughter)
It's so easy! Get out of here!
(Laughter)
It's not possible at all.
In my case, it's perfect.
This is Matsumoto's miracle.
For example, I think this is the easiest way to understand it.
When I do it like this...
(Laughter)
When I do it like this...
(Laughter)
This is Matsumoto's miracle.
This is my signature.
Look!
(Laughter)
Where is Matsumoto's miracle?
I think I know where it is.
It's not only here.
It's a miracle!
What about the one next to it?
The one called "harm"?
This is gone for now.
What?
When he wrote "chi", I thought it was a good sign.
(Laughter)
You wrote "harm", but I wrote everything.
I wrote "harm".
(Laughter)
What? I wrote "harm".
(Laughter)
Write everything!
You wrote "harm" only here.
You don't know where it is.
(Laughter)
You don't know where it is.
Where is "harm"?
"Harm" is not here!
Even if I say it, I'm missing "sanzui" here.
Did you miss "sanzui"?
That's right!
I missed "harm".
Don't make fun of me!
"Sanzui" and "harm" were here, weren't they?
That's right! I wrote "darm" properly! I wrote "darm" properly!
Where is "hito"?