AISubs v3.5
I won't go there again.
You should go there.
You should go to a hospital.
You should go to a doctor.
I don't know a doctor.
You should go to a potter.
Why do you say that?
What's going on?
Where is it?
What's going on?
It's broken up.
What's that?
What's going on?
Get out of my way!
Who's there?
Are you all right?
This is a bit of a sad sight.
Yes, it's a psychological thing.
Who is it?
I'm conscious of it all of a sudden.
Good morning.
What's wrong with you?
You're like this too?
Anyway, let's do something about it.
Let's throw it away.
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what's wrong with me.
What's this?
What do you think it is?
I think it's going to be a big crab.
I don't know which one it is.
Let me listen to it.
I think it's around my hand.
Leave it there.
What about this?
I thought you were hungry.
You did?
Yes, leave it there.
We have to do something about it.
I'm hungry.
Are you hungry?
It's like it's dried up.
This is bad.
It's like a big crab.
I think we can do something about it.
Let's do something about it.
What time is it now?
Do you think we can make it in time?
I don't know.
I don't know. Let's think about it. Do you think we can make it in time?
I think we can make it in time.
Which one?
This one.
I can't get it.
Who is it?
I can't do it like this.
Are you okay?
I'm totally fine. Where is it?
What?
This...
Why can't I get it?
I'm sorry.
What?
I'll put some glue on it.
Don't get angry.
I'm sorry.
Everyone is doing their best.
Don't get angry.
What is it?
It's a beetle.
Why?
What?
I took it.
You took it on purpose?
You took it on purpose, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You have a good idea.
It's okay.
Who put this on?
Takasu.
Takasu?
Is it me?
You should have thought about it more.
The color is totally different. It's not cool.
I know.
You should have made me the same tea.
This is brown rice tea.
It's perfect.
You should have put it on from the beginning.
Masumoto, it's really cool.
Really?
Yes.
Is it easy to move?
Yes, but it's easier to move than you.
Is it?
Look at it. It's cool.
Wait a minute.
Masumoto, you're always thinking about it, but you can't do it like this.
Are you okay?
It's really cool, Masumoto.
You can do it like you always do.
I can't do it like I always do.
Do you want to do it yourself?
Yes.
Okay.
Do it.
I can't reach it.
Don't be angry!
Masumoto, are you okay?
Hey!
Is it okay?
It's cool.
It's really cool.
Hey!
What's wrong with you now?
Now... when I'm happy, I naturally...
This is a problem.
Juri! Come here!
Why... why doesn't this watch feel like a human?
What are you saying?
Ah, sit! Sit like this.
Look at you. When it's 12 o'clock, you're a V-shaped man.
You look really cool!
Wow!
What is this hand?
What is it?
Why is it black?
I thought it would be better if it was sharp.
You guys are so mean!
It hurts a lot!
It's sharp!
Why are you laughing?
I'm not laughing.
What is it?
It's hard to walk.
It's not like that.
You said you were cool for 10 minutes.
You can't be cool.
But you can't carry it.
That's right.
You said you were cool.
You're cool!
Good morning!
Excuse me, I'm Jigo Tennis.
What?
No, I'm Jigo Tennis.
Yes, please come this way.
Good morning.
Mr. Matsuno!
How is it? Summer is coming to an end and it's already a good season.
I always think about it. It's summer vacation, isn't it?
Speaking of summer vacation, it's a very fun season, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
At such a time...
Yes.
At such a time...
Yes.
I don't know who will come to watch such a public program.
I don't have anything. I'm poor. I don't have many friends.
No one invites me. Even if someone invites me, I don't have much money.
I don't have much money!
I don't have a plan. I don't have a plan.
I don't have a motor. I don't have a motor.
I don't have a motor.
I went home and thought about taking a bath.
When I was in the bathroom, I peed in my pants.
Everyone is sitting like this.
Now, in that passionate country Spain...
In Spain, it smells normal.
What does "that smell" mean?
I don't watch the Olympics every year.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Basically, I don't approve of it.
What do you mean by "the Olympics every four years"?
Why do you say that?
What is it?
Before you say it, your laughter is terrible.
You're making fun of me.
I won gold in swimming.
The stupid newscaster lost money.
What is it?
What?
A gold medalist's hand and a silver medalist's hand touching the wall...
What is it?
The gold medalist's hand is touching the wall.
The silver medalist's hand is touching the wall.
The gold medalist's hand is touching the wall.
Why do you say that?
Yes!
No, no, it's not like that.
You're doing it because you want it.
It's pretty popular.
Of course! They're all from all over the world.
They're all coming together.
Of course! They're all the fastest.
They're all coming together and swimming.
Of course!
They're all fast overall.
They are.
No, they're not.
But of course! They're all the fastest.
They're all going up in the water first.
They're all still like this.
They're still floating in the water.
They're like "shubaa shubaa" and "pooon"
This one is like "woooooo"
No, no, no.
This "wooo" means something else!
I've been watching this year's Olympics for a long time, but overall, everyone is kind of lazy.
Don't you say that!
You're the one who's lazy!
Don't you say that!
It's funny, isn't it?
You're not like Yodoya, are you?
Don't you say that!
Isn't it better like this?
It's better than you!
It's funny, isn't it?
Don't you all say that?
It's funny even in Judo, isn't it?!
It's not funny, it's Judo.
Don't you say that more?!
Don't you say "bam"!
What are you doing?!
What's his name? His favorite candidate.
He said "gold medal candidate" and came out. He's so cool. His obi is so tight.
He's grabbing you like this.
No, it's not like that. He's holding you like this. He's not that weak.
And it started!
Don't forget how dirty you are.
That face of yours...
You said it earlier, didn't you?
Judo players are all strong.
Yes, they are.
Right?
If a weak one comes up, you can lift him up.
They are all strong. They all have power.
You can't do anything about it.
It's not like that.
Look at your face!
You shouldn't look like that!
You're so dark.
I'm sorry.
You should be in jail!
I don't do such a thing! What is it?
It's like this!
I don't do such a thing! It's like this!
You're doing like this!
It's kind of weird!
Excuse me...
It's silver.
Silver, silver...
It's hard! As I thought!
As I thought...
It's hard!
I saw it yesterday.
You saw it?
Yes.
What do you call it?
It was a big one in the beginning.
Yes, yes...
And the one who fights is...
How can I say it?
It's like a youkai tankorori.
Explain it to me! What is it like?
Youkai tankorori...
I don't know what it is like!
Don't make such a dirty face!
A little more...
You'll be scolded!
No, really...
Stop it!
You're all too moved!
Yes...
Everyone has a gold medal.
At least for me.
Did you say something nice?
I didn't say anything!
You're all quiet now!
Really?
Everyone has a gold medal.
At least for me.
You're all quiet the moment you said it!
What is he saying?
No, no...
You're clearly caught!
What is he saying?
He's talking nonsense again!
You know...
If you're good at sports...
You should have a gold medal.
But everyone here has a gold medal.
For example...
The man over there.
The one who did the running?
If you compare him to a tanktop...
He has a gold medal!
I hate to say it...
But it doesn't matter!
For example...
A world-class tanktop...
No, no!
No, no...
A church?
A tanktop...
There's no such thing as "tanktop" or "lipstick".
We don't do "tanktop" or "lipstick" once in four years.
We don't do it. We don't decide who looks best in a tanktop.
That's "tanktop" and "lipstick".
There's no "tanktop" and "lipstick" at all.
That's why they don't even get gold.
If they do get gold, they'd just be holding a bowl.
That's what you're saying.
That's how everyone gets gold.
Everyone gets gold.
That's what I'm trying to say.
I don't think there's such a thing as "tanktop" or "lipstick".
Not in the Olympics.
Besides that, in all kinds of sports,
I'd say it's an honor for me to say this,
but there are sports where you don't get recognized at all.
You do get recognized.
Even back in Seoul, there was a guy who won a gold medal in shooting.
Does that guy's name still exist?
Yeah, I don't know about that.
You've never won a gold medal either.
You're holding a "tanktop".
That's not a "tanktop" unless you're a Japanese player.
You don't know anything about that.
In Seoul, the Japanese player who won a gold medal is Japanese.
Oh, is that so?
I don't know anything about that.
But no one knows about her.
That's what makes me laugh.
What's the name of the player who won a gold medal in shooting five years ago?
I don't know.
If it was a 48kg judo player like me,
I'd win about the same amount of medals.
That's impossible.
Even if you were a "tanktop", you wouldn't lose.
I'd never lose.
No, you'd definitely lose!
A "tanktop" is ugly, but it's strong!
You wouldn't grab it like that.
That's not ugly!
If you grabbed it like that, you wouldn't be able to be quiet!
If you did something like that, you'd be thrown into a mud pit!
- Even if you grabbed it like that? - Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
They're amazing, those guys with their legs crossed and all!
If you got hit with a bang, you wouldn't be able to say a word!
That would never happen!
- That would never happen! - Hey, you...
What's wrong with you? Is this... is this what you're capable of?
Of course it is!
- That's for sure! - Us ordinary people, we can't even say a word!
We can't even say a word like that in our daily life!
- If you did something like that, you'd be thrown into a mud pit! - Hey!
What's wrong with you? Is this what you're capable of?
- For us ordinary people, we can't even say a word like that in our daily life! - Shut up!
- What's wrong with you? - What do you think you're doing?
- Is this what you're capable of in your daily life? - Of course it is!
- When do you do things like this? - A lot of times!
I said, when do you do things like this?!
- When you polish your hair, for example... - A lot of times!
While you're polishing your hair, you polish your hair?!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- It hurts like hell! - Ouch!
It hurts like hell!
- No, really... - Hey, that's not true. - It's funny, isn't it?
- What's funny about it? - No, it's funny.
- It's not true. - That's funny. - What is?
That...
The one with the "go, go, go" and the one with the bullets...
- If you watch it, you'll never be able to do it. - Oh, what's it called?
- Hammer throw! - Hammer throw! - Yeah. - I'll always be able to throw a hammer!
That "sala" is funny, too!
You guys are smart, but you can't do it!
- That's not true! You'll get in trouble! - Why not?
- You'll get in trouble! - "Go, go, go", you guys are spinning!
- You're using your engine power to make it fly! - Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it, you guys!
Even if you don't say it, it's already over!
This flying thing!
When you throw it, you make a noise, right?
You don't say "argh"!
But you can't stop it the moment you throw it, right?
Yeah, so the moment you throw it...
Argh!
You don't say it like that!
Argh!
You say "argh" until it falls!
But if it comes back, you say "argh" again!
Cybertruck, stand by!
Why does your dad's poop stink the most?
That depends on your dad!
Your poop stinks, doesn't it?
You say "your poop" but...
My poop isn't alone!
You send out all kinds of poop to the world every time!
That's... everyone...
It's not only you!
Even if you say "your poop"...
You send out all kinds of poop!
That's all your poop!
Number? What are you talking about?
What are you saying?
You send out all kinds of poop to the world every time!
Do you remember all of them?
I don't really have a smelly number...
It's not a song!
It's not a smelly number!
You should be listening!
It stinks!
Why?
When you say "your poop" I go and prove it!
It stinks!
When you go in...
Wow, someone's pooping!
How do you know it's me?
Huh?
How do you know it's me?
You laugh!
I...
I do this twice a day...
While pooping...
I laugh!
You laugh!
Sometimes you say "oh, it's you!"
I don't!
I don't know if you said it while you were pooping...
We've never smelled each other's poop.
But it usually smells bad, doesn't it?
But as a reference, I can say "hey".
"Hey, you stink!" "You stink!"
"Do you?" "I'll kill you!"
Your poop was awful the other day!
You did "boo" and the lighting guy over here "ha!"
I've never said that before!
You know...
Saying "you stink!" is still a good evidence.
What's good about it?!
Everyone who smelled your poop won't say "you stink!" anymore!
What can I say?
You can't say anything. You can't say anything.
Why?! Why?!
If you smell that bad, you can't say anything. You can't say anything.
You'll feel refreshed.
I won't! I won't say anything!
In a way, if you smell that bad, I won't say anything.
You'll lose your license.
"You stink!" "You stink!"
Why does your dad's poop smell the worst?
What are you talking about?!
Has your dad's poop ever smelled?
Yes, it has.
When my dad came home from work, he fell down the hallway.
It smelled like shit in the house.
So my wife and I thought we'd help out a little.
So we lifted him up and put him in his pajamas.
But he had poop stuck in his butt.
How could you say that?!
I thought you said "dad"!