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"Gaki no Tsukai Araenze"!
Yes!
First episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Araenze", "Chikichiki", "Nakibokuro", "Okamoto", "Bikkuri", "Daisakusen"!!
We've put up these signs.
Let me explain.
Yes. First of all, the two of you with dark hair.
Kenji Shiba.
And next to him, the writer, Ichikun Moto.
These two have become "Tsukane-ni".
They're "homo".
It's a prank to show Okamoto that we're "homo".
"Homo" means "seriously".
Take your clothes with you.
There are so many things you can't believe in.
You can't even see the future.
You don't even know what fear is.
Ah!
(Laughter)
Raise your head.
(Laughter)
Your house is still in such condition.
Not me.
No.
You're lying.
No.
You're lying.
Ha, ha, ha!
Oh!
What's going on?
Oh, it was a harsh prank!
Oh!
It was not me.
Can you enter?
No way!
Face the camera!
No way!
Come in!
Come in! Come in!
Oh, I'm in trouble.
What do you think of it?
What?
What do you think of it?
Do you really think of it?
You're a good guy.
Well...
I looked up once and when I closed my eyes, his face...
I said, "Bring me my costume."
And I brought it and I was talking like this.
And I looked back and I was like, "What are you saying?"
It was like I was about to die.
What?
I was depressed.
You're depressed, too.
I thought Tokyo was a scary city.
But in reality...
I was depressed.
And you were surprised.
I was surprised.
You were surprised?
I was surprised.
Surprised, surprised, surprised...
Don't surprise me like that.
I want to be surprised.
I was disturbed and I got nervous.
I got nervous.
I was nervous! I was nervous! I was nervous!
Ouch! It's hot! It's hot!
Be careful!
It was a great success.
Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen...
What do you think?
What do you think? It's disgusting!
What do you think?
What do you think? It's gross!
You're looking at us with sparkling eyes!
That's right.
We're not doing anything against you, but...
People who are watching us now are different.
We're wearing red mufflers.
We're becoming heroes!
We're wearing rapper pants.
We're wearing boots.
We're wearing buckle belts.
We look like that.
We're wearing red sports cars.
We're riding them.
That's how she looks at me.
Did you have a day off last week?
Yes, I did.
What was it again?
Election.
Election?
Election is finally over.
Why? Was there something wrong?
Election people...
I think we need to change the way of thinking of election people.
Why?
Do you know what time they start?
From 7 to 6.
That's enough.
I'm sleepy.
Some people don't go early in the morning.
If it's election, I'd like you to wait for me.
Some people don't go early in the morning.
If it's chess, I'd like you to wait for me.
Well, you said it.
It's funny.
It's really like that.
Can you go early in the morning from 7?
Even if you want to go early in the morning,
if you want everyone to go early in the morning,
you should wait for 24 hours or three days.
If you can't go early in the morning, you can't go early in the morning.
There is such a way of thinking.
8 o'clock...
You've been doing it since about 8 o'clock.
Wait a minute. I don't say 8 o'clock, but where are you looking at?
You have to talk with me, don't you?
Why?
8 o'clock! 8 o'clock! 8 o'clock!
Where are you looking at? Perfectly!
I've been doing it since about 8 o'clock.
What are you talking about?
You've been told and asked to do it since 8 o'clock.
Who told you that?
I'm angry!
It's perfect that it's 8 o'clock.
That's right, but...
I'm angry!
If you raise your voice until you're angry...
The old man who lived in the apartment in front of us said "I'm angry! I'm angry!" and he put out a laser beam at the TV.
I'm angry!
Who decided to do it from 8 o'clock in the morning when it's bright?
Even if you think about it, there are a lot of annoying people who do it at 8 o'clock.
That's right.
Is it still there?
I'm so tired and I'm exhausted.
I came home from work and it's already 5 o'clock.
When I came out of the commercial, it was already bright and the old man was laughing.
And when I took a bath and went to bed, he said "I'm angry!"
He's still laughing.
My neighbor is also laughing.
You don't have to laugh so often.
I'm angry! I'm angry!
I'm angry!
Oh, you just showed me your fist.
That's great!
And I'm angry about warabi mochi.
That's not funny.
There's no warabi mochi?
I used to have it a lot in my neighborhood.
Are you talking about there?
Yes.
I used to live in Tokyo.
It's cold! It's cold! Warabi mochi!
It's warabi mochi, isn't it?
It's cold!
You're just cooling it down!
Even if you're an enemy, you should cool it down!
You should cool it down!
That's not it!
It's cold because you're cooling it down!
That's not it!
If you say something like "oh, it was cold" or "it was like an egg" it's useless because you're cooling it down!
That's right! That's right!
This coldness is because you're cooling it down!
No, but...
It's cold because you're cooling it down! Isn't that fine?
That's not it! You don't know what I want to say!
No, I know! It's...
It's cold because you made it!
Who would know that?!
You're both trying to make me eat ice or something!
It's cold...
You can't say it like that!
You're the only one who can say it like that!
"It's cold" you say!
You can all say it like that!
"It's cold" you say! "It's cold" you say!
Is it because it's hot these days that you don't wake up?
You're such an old man.
It's hot and you don't wake up?
Everyone says it's hot and it's hot, but I don't think it's that hot.
You're lying! It's not that hot!
No, it's not hot.
It's hot!
It used to be really hot in the old days.
It wasn't like this.
You can't complain about it like that.
It's because you always turn on the air conditioner when you sleep and during the day.
No, I hardly turn on the air conditioner.
You're such a liar!
If you didn't turn it on during the day, I wouldn't be here!
When I'm quiet, sweat comes out!
No, it's because you're nervous.
I'm not nervous about anything!
You're watching TV again!
Are you watching TV while you're nervous?!
I don't want to say it, but...
I'm shaking my head because my hair is like a string!
I feel like dying!
So, if you think it's hot and it's not hot...
It's not like that!
No, it's not that hot.
It was really hot during the day.
Well, I'm not that hot.
No, it was hot!
The other day, in the middle of the day, I was walking home from work and I saw a paper cup of juice lying next to me.
I saw it coming out of the paper cup. I was walking while drinking it.
I was drinking it and I was looking down at the road and I was looking down and I said, "Let me go!"
I wanted to drink it so bad!
I thought it was dangerous and I cried and I said, "How hot was it the other day?"
Well, it does make you feel sick, doesn't it?
I don't know how much it is.
When I said it, 80 percent of people felt sick.
More than ten percent of people don't feel sick.
100 percent of people don't feel sick.
So, no matter how sick you feel, you don't feel sick.
You don't feel sick at all.
Is it like, "Well, it can't be helped in this season"?
You feel like you're going to explode and you feel like you're going to fly and you feel like you're going to die.
But...
That kind of person...
What was that? A smile?
No, there are probably one or two out of a hundred people who don't feel sick.
If you think about it, it's amazing that only those people get sick.
Well, it's not that important, but...
Well, that's what it is.
Well, I'm glad the election is over, but...
The election is, uh...
Isn't it individual?
What do you mean by "individual"?
Like Morigen?
No, it's not like that. This year's candidate is "finger five".
What do you mean by that?
No, "finger five" will do a miracle.
No, I can't do it.
What?
I can't do it.
I'm asking you. Is it wrong?
It's funny for you to say it as your own opinion.
I'm asking you, but I'm not asking you.
Is it wrong?
That's what you say.
I'm asking nine people.
It's like that.
Is it wrong?
It's not individual.
But it's funny.
Can't we do it in a group?
Can't we do it one by one?
Oh, I see.
Of course it's wrong.
Even five people can't do it.
It's hard to get a poster.
There are various kinds of posters.
There are posters here and there.
"Finger five" and so on.
But why "finger five" now?
You have a problem with it, don't you?
With your mother, Uchiyamada Hiroshi.
No, it's not like that.
Is it okay for Uchiyamada Hiroshi to do it?
Is it okay for Cool Five to be in the picture?
Is it okay?
Why are you saying that?
With your uncle.
Is it okay for a kid to be in the picture?
It's not about kids.
It's not okay.
It's not okay for Cool Five to be in the picture.
And when someone is nominated, I'm behind them like this.
Is it okay for me to be behind you?
It's a big deal.
Is it okay for it to be a big deal?
Let's do something good.
Is it okay?
Why is it okay?
We need to think about the election poster a little more.
Because if the poster is funny, I will go and put it in.
Go and put it in?
Yes.
You know, like a rainbow snake or something like that.
Do you think you can leave it to someone like that?
The rainbow snake is turning into a mouse.
Like "what, what, what do you want?"
Look! It's turning into a tiger!
That kind of thing is funny!
But I think the poster will work out somehow.
Right?
Yes.
It doesn't have any rules or anything like that.
You can say it's round, right?
If it's not a square poster like the Avengers.
That's right.
If I go out and open it like this, it will jump out like this.
That's funny.
Hey you!
If you put up posters one by one, will everyone open them on purpose like this?
It's funny!
And if you put up a piece of paper like this and pull it...
It's not funny.
No, that movement doesn't make sense.
That's funny.
I understand this well, but this movement doesn't really matter, right?
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you put up posters side by side like this and point like this...
This guy is stupid!
That's definitely not funny.
If you put up posters side by side like this, you don't know who will come, do you?
That's why! Why do you take pictures with stupid eyes?
That kind of playfulness is lacking among adults now.
I know you're going to say that, but you can't do that.
That's a weird name.
It's a weird name...
Do you know it? It's a funny name.
That's not true!
But it is.
Yokoyama Yasushi is not his real name.
That means he can be a comedian.
But...
Shazam!
But...
It's OK.
No, it's not OK!
This poster says "shazam"!
Can't you see it?
Even if you put it in a car like this, the election will be stupid and I can't go.
Shazam!
No, no, no!
Even if you hurry like this...
Why?
Why don't you go until you ring the tires?
I'll wheelie and let you pass.
No, no.
Shazam is no good.
Is it?
It's no good.
It means "get out of here".
Get out of here from the poster!
Can you take me to the hospital without releasing the meat?
Take care of yourself first!
I'm a second year high school girl.
I'm going to Kansai for my middle school trip.
I'd like to go to Amagasaki, where we were born.
I'd like to go to Haarem in Japan.
I'd like to go to a Japanese slum.
Where do you think you're going?
It's a little dangerous to go there without a helmet.
You can go there as many times as you like!
I've lived in Amagasaki for over 20 years.
So I didn't know it.
I thought it was normal.
But now I'm living alone.
I've been coming and going in Tokyo.
Amagasaki is a terrible city.
It's a terrible place.
The standard of living there is so low.
But now I know it.
It's different from what you're used to.
If you go back in summer, it'll be terrible.
Grandmothers and old ladies will go mad.
I used to think that dogs had no hair.
That's too much!
Why?
That's sick!
I used to think like that.
But now that you don't have a house anymore, you don't have a specialty anymore.
What do you mean?
You still had a specialty, didn't you?
It was a narrow building with a chapel at the bottom.
At the wall?
Yes.
It was amazing.
The other day, your house and my house collapsed at the same time.
That's terrible!
My house and his house collapsed at the market.
I was in a bad mood and said, "I hope it's not a ruin."
Don't worry about it.
I said that and you said, "Downtown."
Downtown!
Yes, downtown market.
Downtown Matsumoto and downtown Hamada.
Don't worry about it.
My house and his house collapsed at the same time.
No, it didn't.
Really?
And your house collapsed at the same time.
Oh, really?
Oh, you saw it?
Oh, really?
What is a grave for?
What is it for?
For example, there is only one grave on your face.
This is one point.
Are people made of points?
If there are two, it's two points.
If it's only points, what should we do?
What should we do?
The more, the better.
If it's a lot, it's only points.
One point is nothing.
From the third one, it's two points.
Why?
Let's do it.
Why?
Are you serious?
Of course I'm serious!
So you all look in the mirror and think about how many points you have.
If it's a lot of points, what should we do?
We all want to count them.
Well, well, well.
But let's do it as friends.
As friends who get along well.
You get eight points and I get six points.
Let's have a little party.
Let's have a party and count them.