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This is Shikitsuki Oogiri University!
I am Hamada, nice to meet you.
Now, in front of you is Oogiri!
Let's see how you are doing!
Now, everyone, come out!
Let me introduce myself!
First of all, I am Kojira! Thank you!
The other day, when I went back home, I saw a beautiful woman near my house.
When I got closer, it was my male friend!
She is beautiful, isn't she?
Continuing with our player, Jimmy, I'm also a little nervous.
Team Zero's Norias, please!
Well, compared to downtown Matsumoto's nightlife...
You're welcome!
...well, compared to those who are troubled by their own lives...
That's right!
...well, it must be hard for you to go to school together.
Well, compared to Hamada...
You're welcome!
...well, to express myself...
That's right!
There is a woman by the harbor...
What?!
Well, compared to those who are troubled by their own lives...
You're welcome!
...well, you have too many stories to tell.
I have a bad image of you.
It's because of the broadcast.
That's right!
You're welcome!
Let me ask you a riddle.
Yes, what is it?
Can you say "r" for me?
Hey! Shut up!
Bikkuri-kuri-kuri-kuri!
I'm Dantan's Matsumoto.
Nice to meet you!
And this is our young group.
Recently, we've gotten a little more red-headed.
Akamaru-kyo-jo-kyo-ye-ya!
And now, our first group is...
Tokyo-ben-murimondo!
Two of you?
- In Tokyo dialect? - Yes.
I'd like you two to have a conversation.
First of all, Yamazaki and Noriasu will say "Tokyo-ben- murimondo!"
- Yes! - Go ahead!
"Shabere!" (Speak!)
"Hatama!" (Head!)
"Set standar!" (Set standar!)
"Sodayo!" (That's right!)
"Mei kirei ne!" (Your eyes are beautiful!)
"Nara!" (What's that?!)
"Mei kirei ne!" (Your eyes are beautiful!)
"Fuku wa oi ne!" (You have a lot of clothes!)
"Mita mamae!" (Just like that!)
Otomo-kun is this person.
Me and Osaka-ben Murimon.
Is that okay?
Osaka's...
It's been a while since we've met as classmates.
I see.
Childhood friends.
I see, I see.
Please come in.
It's been a while!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah, how have you been?
Really...
No, I haven't been doing too well.
You know!
You're young today! Don't say that!
You're old today!
Are you busy today?
Yeah...
I don't have much time.
Yeah.
So...
Hey!
Stop it!
You're annoying me!
Okayamoto-kun and Wazumoto-kun are here again.
Let's say "Murimon" in Tokyo dialect.
Yeah.
"Iyaa, maitta sa!" (I'm in trouble!)
What's that?
"Watto oote!" (I'm in trouble!)
"Iyaa, maitta sa!" (I'm in trouble!)
No, we're not talking about "maitta" right now.
"Iyaa, maitta sa!" (I'm in trouble!)
You're not going to say it back?
Say what?
Huh?
Say what?
You know...
What?
"Iyaa, maitta sa!" (I'm in trouble!)
What are you saying?
"Watto oote!" (I'm in trouble!)
Shall we have a fight?
A fight?
Let's have a fight.
Okay.
That was close!
What?
Who do you think you're talking to?
It's you!
What?
Enough!
It's over!
The winner is...
Horiko Higuchi!
Finally...
It's getting old...
Let's sing a song!
Today...
We have everything we can find in a convenience store.
Now...
Let's sing a song...
while we pack up all of these things!
Let's go!
To-ro-ro...
Yeah!
Okay, Yamazaki...
I'll sing a song!
Okay.
♪ Can I eat an omelet while I'm working? ♪
♪ Don't miss it! ♪
I'll sing "Onigiri".
Okay.
♪ Onigiri and song ♪
♪ Onigiri and Onigiri and song ♪
Okay.
Okamoto...
I'll sing "Una".
♪ Una-na, una-na, una-na, una-na ♪
You're not doing it right!
- Otoko! - Yes!
- Do it with Pocky. - Yes!
Cha-cha-cha-cha, whenever and wherever,
I want you to be you.
- Yes! - Yes, Nonobu!
We live in the dark.
We are youkai humans.
- Belu! Belu! Belu! - Youkai humans!
That's just how you say it!
- Youkai humans! - Yes!
- Otama! - Yes!
- Saba-saba-saba-saba! - Yes!
- Gojo! Saba! - Yes!
- Mister Saba-saba! - Hey! Saba-saba-saba!
- Saba-chi-hyu-yo! - Yes, Saba!
- Saba-ra-na-mi-da-to-yo! - Yes, Saba!
You too?!
We live in the dark.
That's just how you say it!
- Saba-to-oi-de-rum! - I don't know Saba, but I know you!
- Yes, Matsumoto-kun! - Peyanbu-kun!
Last one, last one!
Last one!
I love chow mein and I like chocolate too
I like yakisoba and I like crayons too
I like tea a lot and I can't stop drinking it
Ladies and gentlemen...
Ah, it's the rainy season.
Ah, it's early in the day.
I hope it ends soon.
Is that so?
It's kind of gloomy.
But you know, under the blue sky...
Wow, Hanako-san!
Who's Hanako-san?
You're not that kind of character.
It's not like it's sunny or I want to run like this.
I'm not saying that.
But you're not an outdoor person.
Like me, you used to go surfing.
Shut up!
What?
I've been saying this for over 20 years, but it's the first time I'm hearing it.
You used to go surfing?
Of course!
You know, back in the day...
I used to wear mushrooms.
Then you had red hair.
Shut up!
It's true!
Tell me!
What did you do?
Whatever you say, it's true.
Ah, I see, I see.
You know me...
For how many years did you do big waves?
Huh?
For how many years?
About eight years.
Since when?
Hmm...
When I was about 13 years old.
You've been through a lot.
What have you experienced so far?
There was a time when I thought I was going to die.
That was...
That was nothing!
Well, whatever.
I went to New Zealand.
Oh, I just heard about it.
You went to New Zealand. Was it for a competition or just for fun?
Well, at that time I didn't think I would go surfing.
That's right. That's right.
When you were in middle school and high school.
Well, I went to New Zealand.
Then it was a big storm.
Yes!
I visited a friend's house.
There is no acquaintance in New Zealand!
What's his name?
What?
What's his name?
McGuire.
So, McGuire and Steve...
Wait a minute! I don't know about McGuire, but who is Steve?
He is a son of McGuire.
McGuire's son. How old is he?
Well, I think he was four at the time.
Does it make sense?
Does it make sense that he was four at the time?
Well, I know him a little.
My father used to...
You know my father...
He was a foreign exchange student.
So, well...
Every day, every day, he was riding a bike and running!
"Your father is riding a motorcycle!" he said.
He was so passionate about it.
Who?
Well...
Stefani.
Stevens.
There wasn't a doctor in that city.
It was a little far, far away.
It crossed the sea and went all the way to the other island.
That's a big place you live in!
Yes, yes.
It was a big storm!
And his son was so passionate about it!
He was so passionate about it!
He didn't know what to do!
Yes.
There was nothing you could do about it.
I get it now.
Quack!
When he saw "quack", he had tears in his eyes.
What is that?
He shouted.
Is that it?
Could it be?
No, that's not it.
Is that it?
You can tell by looking at it!
Even if you haven't done it, you can tell by looking at the board!
Hello!
It's hot! My body is hot!
No!
Dangerous!
What's dangerous?
If you leave it like this...
If you leave it like this, it's dangerous!
Dangerous!
Quack!
I want it!
I'll borrow it!
Quack, quack!
You idiot!
It's true, right?
Yes.
Well...
That's the way men are.
Is that so?
Yes.
Let me see you on this show next summer.
You'll be on the opening act of 'Hachibaki no Oni'...
And we'll be on the beach.
It's July, right?
What month is it now?
It's July.
It's July, right?
It's been about a month since we met last summer.
Yes.
Why are you so down-to-earth?
No, no.
Will you become a mushroom by then?
"What's wrong with you?" "Why do you have to be a mushroom when you're young?"
"Well, it's..." "Why do you have to be a mushroom when you're young?"
"The staff here are stupid." "Really?" "Really?"
"I want to see it." "Everyone was talking about it just now." "Show me."
"Now I'm looking forward to it." "But it's dangerous, you know, when you drop it."
"You don't know what it is, do you?" "No, please tell me."
"There's a board like this, right?" "Yes, yes." "And under the board..." "What is it?"
"What is it?" "Is it sticking out?" "This is you, Tsubasa."
"Do you call me Tsubasa?" "Well, it's my group's name." "No, it's yours." "Naiya-style boy." "Hey, you!"
"What's with the 'Naiya-style boy'?" "No, it's our team's name." "Hey, you!"
"You're a little too much!" "You don't have to be so proud of yourself to say you can do it." "No, I don't."
"Since you were born, you should challenge yourself to do more things." "Well, I think so." "You do, don't you?" "Yes."
Me? I do most of the sports.
And... what else... I play the drum.
"And when I do the 'mushakusha'..." "Where did you learn that?" "Where did you learn that?" "Nothing." "Oh, I see."
"I'm doing it." "Show me. How does it look like?" "No, I'm done!"
"I don't think you can play an instrument at all." "Oh, really?" "Yeah." "Well, I don't say much about myself, you know."
"When you were on a show before, you all played an instrument, didn't you?" "Yes, we did. You played the bass." "Why did you say you couldn't do it at the time?"
"You played the castanets." "What?" "You played the sadebuefe and sang along." "We all did our best, you know."
"But you played the udon noodles and sang along with the castanets." "Why didn't you say you couldn't do it at the time?"
"Well, you know, I was in the U.S. military base..." "That's enough!" "If you don't say it..." "All right, all right. I was there." "So, you know..."
"There was a black drummer who played with me." "There was a drummer." "There was a drummer." "What's his name?" "What do you mean?" "You asked for his name right away!"
"He looked like a drummer. He was a black drummer. What's his name?" "Uh... Zucchini." "Huh?" "Zucchini." "Zucchini?" "Yes, yes." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "Yes, yes."
"You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you're black." "You always say 'zucchini' when you
are black."
- He's dead. - Don't cry!
The other day I was listening to the radio and I heard Makihara-san say "I like you two more and more!"
Do you like Makihara-san?
The other day I was singing at home. "Hamajan!"
And of course I was wearing a suit with buttons here and a pair of short pants.
And I was wearing round shoes.
And a walkman was on me.
I was laughing so hard I couldn't laugh!
"Oh, how are you?" I said.
Oh, good morning.
And I've always been like this.
"How are you?" "What is it?"
Makihara-san.
No, I don't like you.
Isn't it strange that I like you?
Isn't it strange?
You know...
The Setochi Boys Baseball Team?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been invited to an audition before.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With Toshi-chan...
Don't call me Toshi-chan!
Did you hear that?! He called me Toshi-chan!
Wow, he's so cool!
He called me Toshi-chan!
Um... yeah...
Mr. Takahara.
Yes, yes.
When Seto Uchi Shonen Baseball Team came out,
there was a guy who played the opposite role.
And he told me to go to the audition.
It was already decided 90% or more in advance.
And when I went over there,
they said it was okay because it wasn't a big deal.
And I went there and read a book or something.
And I thought, "Oh, my God, oh, my God."
And in the end, I almost said...
Is that so?
Don't say that, man.
I said it in front of people.
You said it in front of people, didn't you?
Thank you for coming all the way from Osaka.
Oh, thank you.
Can I ask you one last question?
Yes.
What is it?
No, no, no.
You were sitting down.
Why did you say "no"?
What's with you?
You're already like this.
Oh, you're trying to go home now.
I'm trying to go home.
Can I ask you one thing?
Yes.
Huh?
Do you like Taura Toshiko?
Are you crazy?
There's no way I like her!
Well, you know...
Why are you throwing a red rose like that?
Well, if I were a woman, I might think it's cool and all,
but it's weird for you to like Taura Toshiko, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
You know, you all look like you care a lot about her.
That's why I didn't like her.
In that sense, even if I say I like Akihara,
even if he wants me to hug him as much as he wants me to, you know?
I'm not going to hug him!
I'm not going!
Why not?
Well, you know...
I guess you're right.
I feel like I've said it before.
Why do you have hair here?
Does it do you any good?
At that moment, I realized that you can't hurt others.
When we had a fight and this hit me...
You replaced it with a cushion.
Don't be silly!
A cushion doesn't do you any good!
Even if you hit me with a bow, it wouldn't do you any good.
Anyway, what were you saying?
I'm a peaceful person, so I don't like this iron sword.
What?
I don't like this steel sword.
I don't...
I don't want to use it.
Oh, you don't?
No, but...
If it came out when you said "don't hit me here"...
What would you do with a cushion?
In case of defense...
What would you do?
Actually, that's why I killed Zucchini.
Shut up!